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Chapter 1: What warning did Trump give to NATO?
All America, all the time. Sit down, buckle up, and get ready for The Dan Bongino Show. Good morning and welcome to The Dan Bongino Show and happy St. Patrick's Day. Take a look at it, right? We're doing very well. I got along well with... We call him St. Patrick. I call him Pat. He's a tremendous guy. And we made a beautiful deal together.
I said to him, Pat, you know, you look at the gold at the end of your rainbow, and it all belongs to me. You don't take one, not one shilling or whatever you call it. You don't take the doubloon.
Chapter 2: How does the new poll challenge the left's narrative?
We have a lot of doubloons. Everybody loves the doubloons. But I said to Pat, it's all my gold. If you take it, we're going to have a lot of problems. He said to me, sir. We don't want problems with you, sir. Not after everything you've done. So we got along well. We made a beautiful deal. And you take a look at, you may have heard of him, Lucky the Leprechaun. He's a great guy.
He said to me, Laddy, they're after me, Lucky Charms, Laddy. I don't know what we're going to do about it. I said to him, Lucky, you've got a problem. It's the North American land whale known as Rosie O'Donnell.
Chapter 3: What is the SAVE Act and its significance?
She's after you, Lucky Charms. We don't want to see it happen. And we're not taking her back from you either. If you send Rosie back, we're going to tariff Ireland at 5,000% per pound, which is a lot of pounds. Think about it. So we say happy St. Patrick's Day to you. And we say, may your troubles be less, may your blessings be more, and may nothing but happiness come through your door.
Thank you for your attention to this matter. Happy St. Patrick's Day to the Bongino Army. Sean Farish here with you again. As you see, we're festive this morning. Actually, this is it. You see the size of the dishes I got on the side of my head?
Chapter 4: What humorous moment involving Trump and Iran's leader was discussed?
I get a lot of people online. They say things like, oh, you know, you should have been in Lord of the Rings. And I'm like, yeah, whatever. Cool. I've got big ears. We all understand that. But I get internet everywhere that I go with these things, and you don't. But now we're going to swap hats. You get one look at my horrible hairdo. We'll get ready to go into the show today.
Good morning to everybody. It's great to be back. Thank you so much for all the support, all the kind feedback, everything that we got yesterday. We seem to have done really well. Obviously, I made a post last night on X thanking a lot of people and generally the audience in general as a whole.
Chapter 5: What insights were shared about the future of the SAVE Act?
It was a great moment. to be able to sit here and do that show yesterday. And it's another great moment to be able to do that today. Uh, remember you could follow the show on Apple podcasts and Spotify also on video, whether you're watching live or later rumble.com slash Bongino, obviously on the audio side, search Dan Bongino show, hit subscribe. Even if you don't listen on audio, do that.
Hit subscribe helps the show and everything fly up the charts. It's the best place for truth. and fairness in media. It's been my favorite space for political commentary for the last eight years. I have not missed an episode. I'm proud to say that. People are like, oh, come on, that's ridiculous. No, it's true. I have not missed an episode. Let's get that hat front and center.
Chapter 6: How do former Obama campaign managers view the Democratic Party's future?
As you see, I have my festive shirt on today. It says, kiss me. Here we go. I am one... There we go. I'm bad at this. Won 1,024th Irish in honor of the great Elizabeth Warren. We call her Pocahontas. I call her Chief Spitting Bull. You understand that she's a nasty person. They also call me, your favorite president, Chief Golden Eagle, the greatest.
I have the biggest teepee, by the way, in the history of the world. People like Kryon Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries have a very small teepee. I have the biggest teepee in the history of the world. You know what I'm talking about.
Chapter 7: What humorous anecdotes were shared about Trump?
I also have a very big shillelagh. Everybody knows about that too. And the biggest shamrocks. Everybody understands that. So right off the top, our friend Mazemore on X put together this amazing montage of Elizabeth Warren. That's Pocahontas trying to sell everybody on the fact or the idea. It's not a fact. That that she was Native American.
I don't know, because she had high cheekbones and her papa said something or something or other. So right off the top, we'll get into this St. Patrick's Day groove. Have a little fun at the expense of Elizabeth Warren, as we see the one one thousand twenty fourth shirt. That's what she had come back on her DNA test. She's the only person, by the way. Nobody knew this was possible until she did it.
Chapter 8: What are the implications of the media's portrayal of the SAVE Act?
Elizabeth Warren is still the, I think the only, she definitely was the first human being to ever fail a DNA test. I didn't know you could pass or fail a DNA test, but think she was so deranged by Trump, so triggered and trolled into this act, you know, of, well, I'll prove I'm, she knew she wasn't Native American, failed a DNA test.
Let's roll this clip from Mays Moore, this montage of her, you know, trying to tell everybody how Native American she actually is. I still have a picture on my mantle at home, and it's a picture my mother had before that, a picture of my grandfather. And my Aunt Bea has walked by that picture at least a thousand times, remarked,
that her father, my papa, had high cheekbones like all of the Indians do, because that's how she saw it. And she said, and your mother got those same great cheekbones. I would be their first senator, so far as I know, who has Native American heritage. When I was growing up, these are the stories I knew about my heritage.
I believed my mother and my father and my aunts and my uncles, and I never asked anybody for any documentation. I don't know any kid who did. Family stories are not the same as tribal citizenship, and this is why I have apologized both to Chief Baker, who was very gracious about it, and have apologized publicly. She knew she was full of crap. Come on. Come on.
And the crazy part is if any of us tried that crap, right, like, I'm Native American, I'm this, I'm that, and we were a lot, us, what I mean by us is folks on the right, you know, because it's parentheses D, different, it's different when they do it versus when we do it. Come on. If any of us, we would be filleted on social media, in the media.
Rachel Madcow would be waving our tax returns around one day. Whatever. lied about it. He said he was white on his tax returns when he said he was a Native American in this job application. I mean, she used that as a way to to to boost her career.
You just saw the clips from the great Mays Moore, who if you say something on the Internet that's embarrassing, he's going to find it and put you in one of those montages. It's like it's like the wall of shame. Mays Moore is great. There's a phenomenal job.
And you should follow him on X M a Z E M O O R E. He's one of the best, not just, not just for the videos that he puts out, but he's just a good guy. Um, and, uh, he's a great follow, but we had to start off with a little fun with, uh, with Pocahontas, which is, I think of all the Trump nicknames, that's probably my favorite. I'm going to do this a couple of times today with the live chat.
I want to ask, what is your favorite Trump nickname? Uh, Thus far. You have a couple of good ones. There's Cryin' Chuck, Nervous Nancy, Sleepy Joe, Crooked Joe, Crooked Hillary, Little Marco. That was good. He's, by the way. We've upgraded him. Little Marco. He went from little Marco to medium sized Marco really fast.
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