Chapter 1: What are the latest updates on the Iran war?
All America, all the time. Sit down, buckle up, and get ready for The Dan Bongino Show. You know, we've reached Baghdad Bob time. Remember Baghdad Bob? For those of you who are my age, in your 50s, late 40s. Remember the Iraq War? What was his name? Mohammed Shaheed. The Baghdad Bob, the minister of foreign propaganda in the Iraq war, who we were kicking the shit out of the Iraqis.
There are no troops in Baghdad. Remember that? I'll play him coming up. That's the point we've reached just not even a week in to the... The ongoing actions in Iran. They don't know what to do, so they keep bullshitting people.
Chapter 2: How did Israel reportedly eliminate Ayatollah Khamenei?
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Chapter 3: What is Trump's strategy for the Middle East?
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You cannot do without me, yet I can clearly do without you. I know that asymmetry bothers you. I get it. But you can take it. Roll it in a ball and shove it right up your ass.
Chapter 4: What changes occurred in Trump's cabinet recently?
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Love you guys for showing up every single day. I really appreciate it. All right, I got a big show for you today. Shake up over at DHS. I'll give you my take on it. I'm a results guy. I always worked well with DHS under Kristi Noem. I think the results eventually speak for themselves. However, it's pretty clear.
Chapter 5: How are Democrats reacting to recent political events?
Everybody serves. I've said this over and over. The pleasure of the president. It's his administration. You know, I'm going to run for president and he went out there. You can run yourself, but he makes the calls and that's it. That's how it goes. And that's how he's got the results he's got.
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Chapter 6: What is the significance of the Texas GOP primary?
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Chapter 7: What role does AI play in modern warfare?
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Chapter 8: How do recent military advancements impact U.S. foreign policy?
You know, I said, you know, when you're in a leadership position, you're not going to make everybody happy. You got to make level 10 decisions. But having you all here means the world to me. I really appreciate it. And I hope that comes off as genuinely as I mean it, because you guys are the best. This Bongino Army, I always had faith, but faith results matter. Thank you very much.
On yesterday, True Social Post, DHS Secretary Kristi Noem is moving over to Shield. It is a lateral. However, Listen, it's pretty clear there were some issues there. A couple points on this. I saw a lot of folks on Twitter this morning asking me for my perspective, being that I was inside the administration at that principal deputy level. First, results have to matter.
I've told you this over and over for the, gosh, 10 years I've been on the air. I'm a transactional guy. I care about results and numbers. I don't care about opinions. I don't care about personalities. I don't care.
I think over the course of history, as this is all looked back upon with kind of non-rose colored or dark colored glasses, I think people are gonna say that was one of the most successful years they've ever had over at DHS. There was a lot that had to happen. ICE, CBP, Secret Service, TSA, DHS is huge. Folks, DHS has, gosh, multiple times a factor of agents than we had at the FBI.
But between ERO, removal operations, the border being shut down, some transformations that happened within Secret Service, within ICE, within CBP. I'll tell you a quick story to my experience with Kristi Noem. When we wanted to get rid of FBI headquarters, I don't want to bore you with a long story. Guys, this story sucks. Just tell me.
But the FBI headquarters political football has been going on for 40 years. Move the FBI. Don't move the FBI. Move the FBI. The building's freaking collapsing. The Hoover building we worked in is collapsing. It's disgusting. There's literally concrete falling from the garage on people's cars.
So what they have to do is wall off sections of the garage so there's no parking down there because the concrete's falling. Because for, I don't know, 20, 30 years it's been, we're going to move it to Virginia, Maryland. They wanted like an $8 billion headquarters, whatever it is. Cash and I were like, we're not doing any of that shit.
We're going down the road to the Reagan building that already exists. We're going to save the taxpayers billions of dollars. It just made sense. That deal is now done. The move's already begun. We did it in like six months or so. We had a problem though. Kristi Noem's DHS had an office in there, a CBP office, and it was a bit of a football.
And we said, guys, we need to just make this smooth, the transition. And she did it pretty quick. So I think our results over time are going to be good. Second, as I said before, you serve at the pleasure of the president, folks. It's his cabinet. If he feels like something's become a distraction to him and clearly he didn't like how the hearing went, then he's going to move on.
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