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Chapter 1: What emotions does JuJu express as a Celtics fan?
Juju will be with us here in a second to update the polls. Got a number of things that I want to get to before we get out of here for the day. Chris, can you please come in here and assemble and put together for the end of today's show The raising of our championship banner today on a championship Tuesday.
The best day when no games are being played around Heat basketball since those three players came up on a platform and rose up. Chris Bosh, LeBron James, Dwayne Wade and seemed to signal to everyone the winning of a championship before a game had been played.
Today felt a little bit like this, and I caution all of you, I really think that people are sleeping when they think of the idea that this is a team being built for next year, like two years from now, three years from now, four years from now. They're going to build it to win a championship next year. Like, that's what they're going to try to do.
Pat Riley's not doing two and three and four year plans. He's going to try and win the championship next year. next year and I think that the idea of a slow patient process on this is not what they're doing it's real all or nothing stuff on we intend to win because New York just won and we're fighting with Boston at the top of the conference I
also want to get to some video because we are neither topical nor timely. Jeremy, when he had a whole film crew with him earlier, said you wouldn't believe what happened after we stopped and weren't on live anymore. He said something good happened where a fan showed up, but we didn't catch it on camera. So let's play it now three hours later.
Kendall to go work, and I stopped here to tell you this. Dude.
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Chapter 2: What significant event is celebrated on Championship Tuesday?
We are a freak. Yeah, I love that. Jay? Yeah, Jay, listen. My man. It's been 10 plus years, and this is what we get. Jay, I love you, man. That's awesome. Where are you going to work? I'm at the Coast Guard. My man, thank you. And thank you for your service. I'm going to bring your name up on this right now. Jay from the Coast Guard. My man.
Would have been good two or three hours ago. But thank you, Jay, for your service. Speaking of which, thank you not at all, Jeremy, for yours. And also, speaking of not topical and not timely, here's a meme video from the Knicks parade.
We're headed up to the security checkpoint. We'll see what's going to happen here. Will they allow us with all our gear or is this as far as we go?
Chapter 3: How does the crew plan to win the Tuesday Offseason Title?
I'm about to be the one to bust my ass right now. Hold on. We made it inside. I'll be honest with you. Sean's got a backpack that would get flagged anywhere, any security situation around the world. It looked like wires and timers and stuff. I was like, oh my God, I don't know him. She's just like, hey, just have him hold your backpack as you walk through. I was like, really? And we're in.
You could see the crowd is already crazy.
My girlfriend cheated. My dad got deported. So we f***ing champions.
F*** the Celtics. Nixon 5, bitch. What about Trae Young? So this guy right here literally just walked up and said, what's happening here? Can you imagine not knowing like, I'm not saying you got to be a Knicks fan or you got to be all in it, but like to literally be like, why is there so much traffic? Did you buy this or have you had this since Jeremy Lin was playing for the Knicks?
I've had this since I was like 10 years old. Lin's Saturday, dude. Jeremy Lin rocks.
Now that guy's got a view. That guy's got a view. What up, what up, what up, what up? You can't tell me there's not at least three million people here. Look at this, on top of the cop car, man. On top of the cop van. What's up, bro? What's up, man? How you doing? I've never seen New York this happy and this nice and friendly. I feel like I fell into a bizarro version of New York.
Everyone's nice, even the cops.
What are you laughing about?
So much. What up, what up, what up, what up, what up? Yo, yo, what up? Good to see you.
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Chapter 4: What new insights does JuJu provide about the Miami Heat's future?
Hey, I'm in the house, baby. Yeah, that's right. I'm Amin. No big deal. Good to see you. What up? Give me five. You want a picture right now? No? Selfie? Sean, put the camera back on. Say it again. What up, what up, what up, what up?
Jeremy and him both did that.
Oh, no. Jeremy did a my man. Please clip that. What is it, Jay? My man. You really made sure that guy knew he was your man. I need that. I don't know what we're going to do tomorrow, but I know it's going to be drenched in my man. That's my man.
What Amin did would have been better a week ago. And Chris, can you get in here and start our ceremony? We are going to unfurl a Championship Tuesday banner here. But Juju is here to update the polls. And also, Juju, do you have a top five list for us today?
Oh, yeah, man. I got a top five potential free agents. There might be five for y'all boys to look out for. You dig it. First off, oh, well, I Kobe White. My boy cut the fro off. He looking like heat culture. Probably smelling like it. Nextly, I don't know how bad y'all want him, but Chris Middleton. He out there for you. If you want him, probably for the LO. Salute to Shawty Lo.
Another OLI, Anthony Simons. God, he's good.
Those are going to be expensive, though. You're not going to get White and Simons that cheap, are you? Maybe not.
You just got to keep an eye on them, brother. I'm not saying you're going to get them. You just keep one of your eyes on them. All right. You feel me? All right. Next, Tim Hardaway Jr., also OLA. You know what I'm saying? We like the boy down here. But number five, starting off the real deal list, Quentin Grimes. Very good with the Sixers this year.
Aggressive, and he got exactly what y'all boys looking for. Check out my boy. Number four, the best shooter in the world, like Tony said, Luke Kennard.
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