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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Zaslow Pulls a Greg Cote

02 Mar 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

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This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast. Having had some time here to cool off and be alone with my thoughts and see all of the ways that I am flawed, perhaps publicly you guys can help catch me up on some things that I've missed last week from the Scouting Combine. Because I thought that there were three big stories from the Scouting Combine, okay? Diego Pavia...

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is himself, and so people don't like when a quarterback goes in there, or any player, and isn't maximum humble inside of the system. Reuben Bain's arms are too short. And then this man, Jennings Dunker. Oh, my hero.

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Chapter 2: What are the main stories from the Scouting Combine?

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offensive lineman from Iowa and from your hair metal band past. This is 80s music. This is poison. This is, yes, this is a big guy with a mullet. Look at him doing drills here. Is that a pure ginger, Chris? Oh, that is a proper ginger right there. Full. What do you think, Juju? Do you think that's a proper ginger? You know how I feel about that word. I don't want to be.

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You're scared of that word? Yeah, I don't like the word either. For some reason, I am scared of that word. He says it's pejorative. It's pejorative. I don't think it is pejorative. I believe that it should be pejorative because you're attacking a minority, but you're doing it with ginger, and it's just a nice word. But Juju doesn't want any part of it if you're listening to L.A.

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I didn't like the word growing up. I'll be honest with you. Okay, so you think it's a slur. Because Jujur's avoiding the word entirely. On the list of slurs, probably low. But a slur nonetheless. I'll give you that. But I don't think anyone looks at it as a slur. Let's rank them. I'll do the one.

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You need to, on behalf of fellow gingers, rise up if you wish for it to be considered a slur because I have heard no one ever say that gingers are being wronged by being called gingers. It's not exactly a term of endearment, but it's sure not a slur. No, it's not.

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Chapter 3: Why is Reuben Bain's physicality a topic of discussion?

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But it's not a slur. It's not a slur. Look, I don't think it even gets close to cracker. Oh. Wow. I am scared. Who gave him the green light? I don't think it's even, I think ginger exists in this space where it is not quite offensive, but it's just a descriptive term that isn't quite as benign as redhead.

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But also I have never heard anyone, I've heard gingers refer to themselves as ginger without. We can say it to each other. Oh sure, they can say it. They can say it with an A at the end, ginger. Can I see a little more of this guy doing drills? It's a great name, Jennings Dunker. Look at this guy. It's a lot of red hair, but Chris, I'm not sure it's a lot of freckles.

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That was some pale thighs, though. I cannot tell from here that there are freckles. Can we zoom in on that arm? And also, Sam Darnold is a little bit paler. I think of gingers as being slightly less tan than this person. Not getting a tan in Iowa. The Combine is where? Is it still in Indianapolis? Yes.

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That's why Carson Beck got booed, because they allow paying patrons to go over there and heckle Carson Beck, who, by the way, made himself some money. He was the most impressive quarterback on throwing day. Why is it that he was being heckled? Because they lost to Indiana. Also, people just hate Carson Beck. I think it's his face. Definitely his face. It looks like a Muggsy cartoon.

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What other scouting combine stories did I miss? Is there anything good other than those three that I just mentioned? The head coach of the Jets, Aaron Glenn, took a nap during the combine on TV. Aaron Glenn got caught, was alerted that he was on camera and had to be startled. We can grab that video for you. Jeremiah Love, very fast.

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Why wasn't Arkansas better was another question that people were asking. Markel Bell, hey. where maybe Reuben Bain has some physical deficiencies. Markel Bell seems like an elevated human being who is very fast. I don't know if he's going to ever have to run 40 yards downfield, but it seems as though he can do so quite well.

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The Reuben Bain discourse is interesting because we've always known that he's been undersized. We've known about his wingspan, but I guess people at large didn't. Tapes... speaks for itself. The thing about Wingspan that's interesting to me, because every year at this time we start objectifying these people in a way that's meat market-y, and it's usually there's some small hand stuff.

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This is not something that I've heard a lot of, though, because you have to have a specific set of things to be a great edge rusher, and usually... the Jadavian Clownies of the world happen to have hands that reach down to around their knees because they can swing around the edge with that kind of wingspan. But Ruben, The way that Ruben Bain does it, though, is because he's lower to the ground.

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He is lower to the ground on the edge rush when he leans to you, and it's all strength. It almost doesn't matter that his arms are short because of how he's using leverage. But he will run into times where it matters. In fact, he has run into times. I've seen film breakdowns of when he was going up against Ole Miss's line that was good and bigger body types, and where your wingspan does matter.

Chapter 4: What happened during Carson Beck's performance at the Combine?

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Go to MillerLite.com to find delivery options near you, or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. It's Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces. Don Levitard. But it's just his titties are sitting on the shelf that is his belly. Stugatz. He said titties and it shocked me a little bit.

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I wasn't quite prepared for titties. This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz. Again, though, I want to ask the question. Nobody here is surprised that a blow pop is over a dollar. Back in the day, it was a quarter. I would have guessed the dollar. When you said to guess, I was going to say a dollar. I didn't even get halfway there. Is $2.50 a bad guess? $3.00 easy. It wasn't $3. $2.75.

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It was $2.29. But why are you, I don't think we're asking the most obvious question is you're at the airport, you're going for a snack. It's a great snack. And a blow pop? It's a good snack. A grown man at the airport with a sucker. And I think the airport shops know that they can jack up the prices because where else are you going to go? Also, did you get a banana? You a biter or low and slow?

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I am a biter. And to Trista's question, which is a good one, a real need to get airport breath out of my mouth and didn't want to buy an entire pack of gum. So instead of buying an entire pack of gum, I just wanted to get out. You guys know what I'm talking about. No, we don't. Do you know what airport breath is? It sounds like you might have sleep apnea.

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It's a six-hour flight, and you're- So no gum, just blow pop. Well, it is gum. Mouth breathing. No, what do you mean no gum? Yeah, there is gum at the center of it, but I wouldn't go to a blow pop to make my breath smell better. I'm going to get that taste, that airport breath out of my mouth. Yeah, that is a result of the airport taste. Yes. Clearly. It's tequila taste. Yes.

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Is that what airport? That's usually what airport breath is, brother. I was like, what are we doing here? Airport breath. It sounds like six in the lounge. I think people know what I'm saying when I say you've taken a six-hour flight. Do you have airport breath? I think people know absolutely what I'm saying.

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I also think I'm being quite reasonable when I say I didn't want to buy a whole bunch of gum. I wanted a single piece of gum, and you can't buy a single piece of gum. How presumptive. A dollar with that bloke. Listen to Perstrom, bro. Do you guys have something like this recently? Everyone's complaining about how much.

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Yeah, despite having a fixed interest rate, my mortgage has gone up $600 over the last few months, and they don't tell me. I have to figure it out for myself. I'm like, well, maybe it'll go down since it went up. It doesn't work that way. Yeah. Who do I call? Because the second I get a mortgage, it changes.

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You immediately get a letter in the mail saying, hey, the person that you signed up your mortgage through, they don't have it anymore. They immediately sold it. They love selling that. Then you get another letter saying, guess what? Hope you didn't get used to them because they sold it. And then four months later, your mortgage rate goes up. You don't know who to talk to. This is insane.

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