Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast. Zaslow's having a rough day here. He just injured himself just bringing his chair in. He hurt his finger. I saw him shaking it here. Yeah, you seem like you're a little bit physically hurt. Amin al-Hassan will be here shortly. We'll get into Zaslow's dream with Amin. Amin's also a weird dreamer. Evidently, Zaslow has had a weird dream.
He hasn't told me what it is yet. He's just told me he's had another one of these weird dreams. So we'll get into that with Amin in a second. We're also going to get into this Jokic... dork back and forth with the main, but I wanted to ask you guys something about the back and forth between Kevin Durant and Tyler Hero. So Tyler Hero calls Kevin Durant a whiny B word.
Kevin Durant calls Tyler Hero the P word. And after they have done that, the two of them say, we respect each other. And I just don't think that In any other context that I can think of, that exchange would happen between two people who would then immediately afterwards say, we respect each other, because that sounds disrespectful.
What are the other workplaces where two people would talk to each other like that?
Chapter 2: What unusual dream did Zaslow experience?
Because Kevin Durant said, let's move past that. The quote is, I've got respect for Tyler. He has respect for me. And those words, they're just words at the end of the day. We didn't do nothing too much. It wasn't too physical on our end, but I appreciate his competitiveness and vice versa. We can move on from that one. Not too serious.
Tyler Hero says he was saying I couldn't guard and I said something to him, but we're competing at the end of the day. You want to be able to play against the best players in the world. and be able to compete like that. That's what I live for. I love to compete.
Are there other places, and I'm not talking about like human resources or anything, but are there other places where I can have that exchange of name calling with somebody and say afterward, credibly, I respect that person. That's someone I still respect. I'm sorry, I feel like it happens in MMA. You're having a terrible day. You need to go out again because you just, you did it again.
You can come back in a second. Two minutes, delay a show. But Juju was clearly going to talk there. It was clearly his floor and you just got in the way and just heel your finger in the other room. Juju, you were saying?
Chapter 3: How did Tyler Hero and Kevin Durant's exchange escalate?
The UFC. Yeah, competing, fighting. Also, rap battles. Also, well, yeah, I guess rap battles, although I don't think that Kendrick and Drake respect each other. Like, I don't think that what they have done, they probably have gone to a place where the disrespect is real. You can...
The thing that I'm noticing, though, when it comes to these two particular things, when it comes to these two human beings that I believe them, when they say, that's nothing, it's just talk, it's not a place that I ever visit. I never feel so competitive about anything that something like that would come out of my mouth. towards somebody that I actually liked and respected.
Like I really don't, you, you, can you guys say, can you guys? No, I just, they just put in the preview him hurting his finger. So I just. No, that was on air too. I just saw him injuring himself. It's just not something I remember. I was playing ping pong one time with David Sampson. He's very competitive. And that level of competition was something that I long ago sort of lost interest in.
the ego stuff that comes with being really competitive. It's not something in adulthood that I held onto. I didn't even feel like it was good for me to be noticing what other people are doing and then start competing with them. So this doesn't exist in me anymore where I would be across from somebody. Imagine how Tyler Hero actually thinks of Kevin Durant.
and that something would stir in him while he's playing against Kevin Durant, who must be a genuine hero to Tyler Hero, to hear that come out of Kevin Durant's mouth at him, it's just because it's part of the culture they exist in. It's the most normal thing in the world to respect someone and disrespect them that way. I'm sorry, this is a very white take. Yeah, it's Salute.
That just stumbled me right there. Salute to Trista. She does it every day on the alley-oop. Go check it out on DLS Hoops right now. But I think that sticks and stones, Dano. Like, it's the world we live in. People who get so upset on some words. you might need to go into some training because Sticks and Stones was taught to me in like second grade.
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Chapter 4: What are the cultural implications of name-calling in sports?
But it also refers, reminds me of back when, you remember that Jimmy Butler? Yo, Jimmy Butler, when he gave you 30 prints. That, I didn't want to say it then, but him calling Jimmy Butler and that shit, that's regular in New Orleans. Like, it's not necessarily the diss. So it's just where you are in the world and what you're used to is what you're going to deal with.
Chris Cody is feverishly looking for both that and the dream imaging that he has now that Amin is there. We've got some weird dream imaging. But go ahead and play. You're saying we overreacted and I overreacted to Jimmy Butler taking a bunch of this in the face and not doing anything with it other than walking away. Why you did not have a 30-perk? Amin is here.
We're going to do weekend observations with Amin in a second. But go ahead and play your dream imaging there, Chris, so that Zaslo can tell us about the weird dream that he had recently. Is that it? Oh, man. So I remember my dreams. All right. Like, Trista, you remember your dreams? I remember your dream. Jeremy, you remember your dreams? Yes. I remember your dream about being a cuck.
Yep, that was the one I was talking about. That's the one she was talking about. Mike, you remember your dreams? Not all of them, no. I remember my... Danny, you know about them dreams? Wait, what's that stumble? What was that again? So, I remember my dreams. And over the weekend, I had a dream. I was on first take on ESPN. I was making my debut on first take. I'm dressed up.
I'm looking all good. Your boy was looking good. He got brand new shoes. Oh my god. That's right. Wait, wait. How are you dressed up? Are you wearing a Roman Reigns t-shirt? No, I'm wearing a suit. You're wearing a legitimate suit. Yeah, that's right. Hat or no hat? When was the last time you wore a suit? Oh, man. Funeral? Wedding? Yeah, wedding, like a year ago, wedding, yeah, whatever.
I look good like this, I know how I look good. So I'm on first take, I'm making my debut on first take, and I'm on the set. And the other panelist, all right, sitting right next to me is Kendrick Perkins. And sitting right next to Kendrick Perkins is Stephen A. Smith. And sitting right across from me is George Sedano. All right. Now, I don't know the other faces who are there.
Sometimes you don't see the faces of everybody in your dream. You know what I'm saying? But those three I recognize. Those are there. Kendrick Perkins and Stephen A. Smith are having a back and forth. They're talking about the Miami Heat. All right. And Perk. He says something incorrect. So I interrupted. All right. I interrupted and I made the correction. I made a good point. All right.
But I was like, yeah, sorry for the interruption. And I made the point. It's a different show. Oh, it doesn't matter. You understand what I'm saying? And I made the point. And Perk was not happy that I interrupted him. Not only was he not happy that I interrupted him, but I also found out that I wasn't even in the segment. I was off camera. So I was correcting Perk while I was off to the side.
I wasn't even on the camera. You're wearing a suit, but you're off camera. You're on the set, but you're not on the show. Are you making your debut, or are you making your debut from off camera? Yeah, like I was going to be in next segment. Okay, like I was waiting off to the side. You couldn't help yourself. And I interrupted Perk. I'm not even on camera. He did not accept my apology afterward.
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of the Jokic and Dort incident?
That's called the Dan Levitard Show. It was funnier in the moment. Damn. Have you had any good dreams recently? I mean, because this is your dream segment. That imaging was for you to come on here with whatever your weird dreams are that you write down. I will not share my dreams with you people anymore. You people? Hello, friends. Hello, listeners.
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Chapter 6: What insights does Amin provide about dream analysis?
You play it on your phone. You put it on your AirPods and you just listen to it. Gotta walk some of these horses to more than the lake. Nick's court looks like a transparency grid. I don't know whether to watch a game or superimpose it on a background. March 1st, the anniversary of the Patino game. Zazz, you know about that Patino game? I know about that Patino game. You know who invented it?
Who? You're looking at him right now. Oh, all right. You're welcome. Hello. Congratulations to Gui Santos of the Golden State Warriors. Speaking of the Patino game. Signed a new $15 million deal after making a little more than a minimum to start his career. Told his Brazilian parents, I have something important to tell you in a serious voice.
They thought he was going to say his fiance is pregnant. Which I feel like this is a uniquely immigrant story, right? Because anytime anyone tells me I have something serious to tell you, I say, oh my God, you're pregnant. Even when it's a dude. Xenophobe episode 301. Senseless. Marlon Wayans plays a college student who takes an experimental drug that heightens his senses to superhuman levels.
David Spade plays his arch nemesis who might actually have a point. Cinephobe, wherever you get podcasts. To recap, Zazz, Mike, and Chris thought the wrestler in the Uber video was for real. Move over, Dan. Your is-the-shark-swimming-down-the-freeway gullibility moment has been supplanted atop the what-the-hell-are-you-guys-talking-about power rankings. Wow.
Speaking of hell, Art Bryles, those are the weekend observations. Don Levitard. Chris Cody does an impression. Just be careful. Dangerous game. This is a dangerous game. I don't want to play this game. No, he was saying, man, I could do such a great Kendrick. No, I don't want to play this game. He's like, man, I can talk to you. This is who we're going to trust with this. I mean, you do it.
Let's let Amin do it, I think. Stugatz. I think you could do it, Chris, because you did a great Charles Barkley. You're one for one there. Did no one just hear the segment we just did with Amin? We cannot be taking counsel from the local drunk on whether or not you should do the impersonation of a black man stumbling over his words. Like, you don't see the bad judgment in that. There was.
Moses Moody? Moody Moses? Moses Moody? It sounds worse. Be careful, man. We cannot do this. It's too close to the line. This is where the line is. Something legitimately funny can't be funny because we're scared our ginger's going to do something racist by accident. Carry the hell on, Dan. Rachel. Dan, the line is where we feel alive, though. This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stukats.
I have a number of questions for you. I mean, where do you stand right now? Okay, I saw everybody when you said Tyler Hero is calling Kevin Durant burner boy. Everyone seems to believe that the Kevin Durant burner story is real. I stopped paying attention to it the moment you said it wasn't real. And where are you on this now? Has any of your opinion changed on this?
We texted about this last week while you were out, and I told you, Dan, the first time the next time someone presents evidence connecting him to these accounts will be the first time it's literally just well because he had a burner before and that's it that's the evidence and so without rising below the lowest threshold possible of proof, I have no reason to believe it's true.
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