Local Hour: The Fun Police
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What funny moments did Jameis Winston deliver on Thursday Night Football?
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Do you know this one friend who just comes out of bed in the morning and then doesn't come out of his grin? Who is even in front of the first coffee, shamelessly well-groomed, and radiates the morning sun around the bed? Terrible. Disgusting. How can you just...
Shadow Show. Shadow Show. Shadow Show.
Mike Ryan, I need some executive guidance from you because I just tried right now, moments ago, to do the show with an assembled committee of judgment in Chris Cody and Amin Elhassan. And I was asking them both a question on if I should do something during the shadow show. I was asking for their editorial judgment That's generally editorial judgment I've gone to you on. But I looked at you in the back row and you're wearing a Jaguar head. And so it didn't project safety to me. And I stayed with Chris Cody and Amin. And this is the question I asked them. And I'd like a ruling also from Tony and from Jeremy on this. Good balance. well since we're here right because i just i tried to decide something seconds ago and i could have been the deciding vote chris went one way amin went another and i was the deciding vote and i didn't want to do it because i wasn't sure that's why i asked them i generally don't ask them for the opinion on these things i wanted to just hit shadow show and then after last night right the fun we had that great football game
I wanted to start Shadow Show and then just play RFK talking about Trump five straight times and just play it again and again. And I asked Chris Cody, and he immediately slumped. Down the middle, Chris just fell apart. He did not want to do it at all. I saw it on his face. I went to Amin, and it wasn't with a lot of conviction, but he's just a yes man on this one. He's like, yeah, why not?
How do we balance humor and serious topics in sports?
Yes and? Yeah, why not? So it wasn't a lot of conviction, but the mood of today, when Jameis is doing Snow Angels on Thursday Night Football, the mood shouldn't be no fluoride in the water guy, brain worm guy, you know, doing Trump sound in his distinctive voice without any explanation. But if you could find any of that stuff funny, RFK doing that in that voice that you immediately recognize would have been funny with no explanation, but a little too political. I think it's a little too political. I love polio.
This I'm here for.
I love polio. I love polio. Laura.
I don't think we should do that. No, I think this is a great time for us to stick to the sports now. Yeah? Yeah. Just check out on the whole politics thing all together. Look, hey, we gave it a run. We lost. No, we tried hard. We tried so hard. We made sacrifices. Incredibly hard. Tangible sacrifices. We lost. Okay, capitulate. Remember the porn thing? That smoked.
Dan, you ever, remember back in the day when you play pick up, you go to the park, you go to the gym, and it's like 100 people waiting for next, and you play that game, and you know like, if I lose, it's gonna be a long time before I get back on that court. Guess what, man?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What funny moments did Jameis Winston deliver on Thursday Night Football?
0:01–3:43
2
How do we balance humor and serious topics in sports?
3:43–8:54
3
What is the significance of Miles Garrett's performance?
8:54–12:25
4
How does fame affect athletes like Jason Kelce?
12:25–19:50
5
What are the implications of discussing Jameis Winston's past?
19:50–25:18
6
Why do we celebrate Jameis Winston's personality despite controversies?
25:18–35:15
7
What are the key takeaways from the Browns' season?
35:15–40:41
8
How does the podcast navigate the topic of sexual assault?
40:41–57:13
Speakers
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