Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Why did I come in here today and Afro Man was playing? Dan, trial of the century. We just witnessed it. Trial of the century? Power to the people.
Chapter 2: What is the trial of the century that Dan refers to?
What are you talking about, trial of the century? Trial of the century, Dan. He was on trial, which we'll talk about later on in the show. I just asked you about it now. But the thing is, we're in the shadow show and I have video to show you. I can't show you video in the shadow show. He's got the nuts, Dan. He's got the nuts. You're asking me for something I cannot give you. No. Information?
I can give you information. I came in today and Afro Man was playing. And now you're telling me later in the show you have video accompaniment, which only means that we want to show what Afro Man looks like. That's all it is. That's all you want to do. Also what he said. I wouldn't know an Afro Man song if it smacked me in the face. I think you would.
You don't know about that Colt 45 and two zigzags? I don't know what any of those words mean. You were in Santa Fe when Because I Got High came out. Oh, yeah. I know that song. That's his song. That's the one. That's the only one. I was going to go to class, but then I got high. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not even his best song. He's got way better songs. He doesn't have any more songs.
What are you talking about? Code 45 and two zigzags. Baby, that's all we need. We can head to the park after dark and smoke that tumbleweed. As the marijuana burns, we can take our turns singing them silly rap songs. Stop and hit the ball like Cheech and Chong. That's from here to Hong Kong. That kind of thing. I don't know. Roll the lady. Cadillac Coupe de Ville. I miss him. Not surprising.
Greg Cody blew a gasket yesterday. I don't know who ended up winning the bet. I thought he would be useless today. I end up being right. He's useless today. He cannot work. He was feeling very bad yesterday. An all-star return performance from him, but it gutted him. Not enough for him to miss bowling, but... See, this always happens with him.
He texted me on the way home from bowling, like, you know what? Gotta go to the doctor tomorrow. Not feeling good. Oh, wow. If he says, though, that he's gotta go to the doctor, he's usually fighting. The number of times I have spent no... I've spent more time with him in my life trying to encourage him to go see a doctor than any other thing I've spent doing with him other than covering games.
Now he goes to the doctor just to get the good stuff. Like, he's like, I need a Z-Pack. Gotta go in. No, that's not the good stuff. That's what he needs. We all need a Z-Pack. There is something going around in this place. I need to get whatever Jordan got before that flu game. I have this theory that whenever they say basketball players are sick, they feel better than I do on my best day.
I was surprised that yesterday you guys weren't interested at all in the conversation of whether basketball players play high off of the conversation that we were having. The Alabama player, Aiden Holloway, who got caught with 2.1 pounds of marijuana. And you guys, I mean, I talked to somebody who would know, and they said that that would be worth about $4,000, that that's what that would cost.
And given NIL money, I would assume that a lot of players have that much marijuana. Just a quick correction, because I misunderstood when you brought it up yesterday as well. I think your friend told you how much a pound is worth. and he was arrested for 2.1 pounds. No, that's not what he said. I asked him what would... Dan, 2K a pound, you're getting it from the plug. You're getting it direct.
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Chapter 3: How does Greg Cote react to the current sports events?
I don't feel safe saying that because that's a way that the cops can go back and be like, oh, you have this amount because you have the intent to distribute. They're going to use that. Even though that's not really what he's doing. Correct. That might be personal consumption, which under the law in certain states is okay up to a certain amount. That amount, I don't know what it is in Alabama.
He was going to play the game, but then he got high. This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast. Way to go, Miami of Ohio, taking out Andy Enfield and them boys. Boopie Miller, turns out, not hard to kill. I want to update already teams that are gone from our tournament, even though I don't feel like the tournament has actually started.
So unfortunately, UMBC is gone, which means the loaded Adam Silver conference ends up losing this. Adam Silver looks like a magician's wand. Fortunately, though, because Howard won, Adam Silver also advances. Adam Silver looks like the last lollipop in the jar at the doctor's office.
That is now facing overall number one seed Michigan, represented by... Michael Smith looks like the high school teacher that motivates his students by sitting in a chair backwards. It's a good one. That is really good. That's why it's a number one seed. That's why it's Michigan, which has seven-footers setting screens for each other the last couple of years. Seven-footers everywhere.
Where did these guys get all these people from? SMU, as we mentioned, is gone. Andy Enfield and them boys. That means that Bruce Pearl is gone. Bruce Pearl looks like the nightclub manager that has a $100 bottle special before midnight.
so many guys that look like that in miami just that where you look at them and because of their look and their skin color you're like i have no idea where that person's from but it's not here like i it could be it could be almost anywhere in the world but i don't know what language or accent is going to come out of that person could be anything it could be anything but it's going to offer me a hundred dollars for a bottle and a table and a hookah
But the loaded Zaslow conference marches on because lovable Miami of Ohio is represented by... Jonathan Zaslow looks like the guy in an arcade who puts a stack of quarters on the Pac-Man game to send a message to any kids that he's going to be there a while. That faces Tennessee, number six Tennessee, which means this is formidable for Zas in the next round.
Pete Alonso looks like a police officer who, even when he's not working, still asks, what's your 20 when waiting for you to arrive? In the South, the play-in game was 16-Lehigh. They were up at the half, but they end up losing the game. That means the loaded Kurt Cignetti conference loses a valuable team. Kurt Cignetti looks like the dad that never says I love you.
But fortunately, Kirk Cignetti advances as Prairie View, the 16. Kirk Cignetti looks like your accountant who, unbeknownst to you, is in the middle of a crippling divorce. Better team won. Better team won that one. That's a great one, dude. That one's so good.
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Chapter 4: What are the health concerns discussed regarding Greg Cody?
I feel the same way about Jokic. Understood. But at least Jokic, I understand because it's seven feet tall. It's not the grace of Larry Bird. It's able to hold the ball over its head and nobody but Wemba Nyama can hit it. And that's how he's able to just keep it away from everybody. Shoot over everybody. I love the way you referred to Jokic as it. Yeah, well, that's true. It is inexplicable.
It is. It is a loaf of bread. NC State is gone. Mike, Miami's going to play here tomorrow night at 10, 10 p.m. in Missouri. So late. 10, 10 in Missouri. So late. That's unfair. The thing that I want, yes, they're playing in Missouri against Missouri. It's a higher seed, and the lower seed has the advantages. So, yeah, it seems unfair, Dan.
But when I saw NC State here getting eliminated as an 11, and I also was confused why it is Miami was seeded lower than Louisville, and I was confused in general why Miami wasn't getting more respect. It's just because the ACC is terrible outside of Duke, correct? I'm done hearing about this. But that's why it's happening, right?
now because of the injuries they're they're a little overrated but this narrative about the acc has existed for the last few years and there's always an acc team in the final four and i think this year it's especially wrong and we'll see how this tournament plays out i guess
what I would say to you without intending to step on your defensive button is the reason that's happening by the committee. I like the Miami's team. I think it's going to be really hard to win in the tournament when you can't make threes and when you can't make free throws and the style and the three-point age.
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Chapter 5: How does the crew discuss the implications of NIL money in college sports?
Nobody can shoot in college basketball. But that's generally not the style that wins this time of year. I'm assuming... that the committee and everyone else is regarding Miami in a way that's worse than me while I'm sitting here watching most of the games because they don't believe in the ACC, that that's the reason that's happening. That's why there are teams from other conferences with...
less impressive records in miami that are ranked higher the the general thought is sec big 12 i think the big 12 is the best of them all uh big 12 sec and big 10 and then the acc it's not your your your daddy's acc anymore and we hear this all the time and march kind of tells the truth about that this is a jeremy said like man this might be the one time that your persecution complex about miami is real i
There's been more than one time. Yeah, I would say the CFP kind of proved us right immediately. I don't know. They put you in there. But this is super difficult. This is a smashing success for a season, and I'm not capitulating already or accepting defeat. I do think Miami has one guy on their team that is crucial to this time of year. And it's Trey Donaldson. It needs to be him.
He does the things in March that win you games. When Miami survived against Drake, when they went on a deep run, Nigel Pack was doing those things. I think Trey Donaldson can do those things. I don't trust Allen, and they have an assortment of things. Do you trust True? I mean... Yes, he's been good since he's come back. Yes, more so. I would say more so.
And I also think that the combination that you like, okay, in Renu and Uday, Uday does nothing but dunk, but he's more physical than almost everyone he's playing against, both offensively and defensively. Renu struggled against SMU. He can struggle against size because he's a little undersized in the post. In college, he's got size and he can... Grab some boards. I think our size is fine.
We'll see if we make it against Purdue because they got a little bit more, but we're a very good rebounding team. It is essentially what we bring to the table. Correct, and they do things in the paint and only in the paint, and they grab offensive rebounds as well. But I've seen Renu.
His skill set is really nice for a post player, and I was surprised when SMU and a big seven-foot stiff ended up smothering him because he wasn'tā He had the game of his life. He wasn't able to do the seven-footer. Yeah, the seven-footer had the game of his life. I've watched SMU three times, and that guy has never shown up. And he stifled Ray New, and it was confusing to me.
But regardless, NC State is out of the tournament, and that means that this, another Adam Silver casualty, is out of the tournament. Adam Silver looks like the four-star general in a post-apocalyptic movie faced with the daunting reality of an alien invasion and the likely end of humanity as we know it who says, staring off into the distance, they're already here. We're the aliens now.
That shouldn't have lost to this. Adam Silver looks like an Apple Watch charger. Yes, it should. That's so good. Better team doesn't always win. That means in the next round, they face BYU, which means they face this. Dave Damoshek looks like a realtor that would buy a billboard that reads, License to sell, while posing like James Bond.
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Chapter 6: What happened during the Miami vs. Mizzou game?
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Eat you up and swallow you is what happened there. Where they eat you up and swallow you, chew you up and spit you out is a totally different thing. You ended up saying sort of the opposite of what you meant to say, correct? I decided I'm going to take the words that I said and make them totally different words. That's the remix. But eat you up and swallow you. Yeah.
Number 28 on Greg Cody's catchphrases next week. It's not merely pornographic. It's not merely something that I would hear or read in Fifty Shades of Grey. It's something my wife would read. It is also the opposite of what you meant to say, which is chewing someone up and then doing the opposite of swallowing them, spitting them out. I don't think anyone's ever said eat you up and swallow you.
What does that mean? Put it up on the poll at Levitard Show. Has anyone ever said eat you up and swallow you? The problems with my voice, help me. Welcome back to The Right Time. My name is Bomani Jones. Thanks for listening on ESPN Radio and the ESPN app. Welcome back to The Right Time with Bomani Jones here. We're going to be joined by Brian Windhorst, our insider at ESPN, here very shortly.
I'm good. Something got caught down my throat. Sorry about that, Brian. In the meantime, how do the Cavs not have a general manager right now? Well, some would argue. Your nemesis, Brian Windhorst. He's not my nemesis anymore. I've grown up. Number one draft pick in your Tool Hall of Fame. It's not a draft pick. It's an inductee. Sorry. Yes, and he was the inaugural.
You're going to tell me after the segment you've had, you're going to tell me how to say things? Well, something as important as the Tool of the Week Hall of Fame. Let's just make sure we get it right. You guys are just thinking. So you guys in our post-truth world. where almost all of the media is compromised.
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Chapter 7: How does the crew analyze the Miami Hurricanes' chances in the tournament?
We talked about that before. If the Oklahoma City Thunder offer their starting five, I don't think Bam's untouchable anymore. He's not untouchable then. Okay, but that word gets thrown around all the time. It doesn't mean anything. Okay, it's supposed to mean untouchable. Words are supposed to mean what they mean.
Like, you guys are now changing not only the language, you're changing what truth is. You're changing what reporting is. You guys are attaching your cynicism to everything in a way that distorts it. It's not cynicism. I grew up in the WWF golden era. To quote Ted DiBiase, everybody's got a price. You know about that million dollar man? You know that? I do.
Jay Billis is picking against Miami in this game. He says, quote, Miami's had a great season. No team improved more year over year than the Hurricanes, who picked up 18 more wins. But I like Missouri in this one, led by Mark Mitchell's 18.3 points per game. This is a coin flip, so take the upset pick. Joe Lunardi is also picking Missouri. He's... On the other side here, Miami is the seven.
It is not surprising at all when a seven loses to a 10. A home court advantage is an advantage unlike any other that you give this time of year. The tournament, in this respect, we're not wrong in saying Miami was done dirtier than anyone else was. The higher seed was punished. Yes, I think you're absolutely right there.
I do think that if this game were in Tampa, I'd feel good about it because Miami does things that can affect Mizzou. They're rebounding being one of them, and Mizzou tends to over-pursue on defense, and Miami's got some athletes, and they will kill you in transition. That's something that Miami is after.
excellent at so i think it's going to be a great game i think it would have been a great game anywhere but for people that think like these two teams are pretty tight yeah the game being in st louis missouri prime time locally that's a pretty big advantage yeah i just want to clarify like when we say home court advantage it's it's not actually their home court it's their home state the same way mike just said i'd be comfortable if they were playing in tampa
So we had Jay Lucas on a live stream with us on Sunday. He has been great for the university of Miami. If you do not know his story, I imagine a lot of people listening to this don't know who John Lucas was, not just that he was an NBA player, but, uh, and a good one. Uh,
But the thing about John Lucas that was most impressive is how he helped people with addiction, how many people he helped with addiction. He himself overcame horrible addiction that had him sleeping in his own urine in puddles in the street. And now his son, it is really cool to see them at the games together to see how proud his father is. His son is 37 years old.
He is responsible for the greatest turnaround ever. in the sport this year and one of the greatest any of us have ever seen, right? To go from 7-24 to flip that to 24-7. All new staff, all new players. Wildly impressive. And he gave us an interview on Sunday.
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