Postgame Show: Chris Wittyngham Has Takes
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How does Chris feel about hard seltzers?
Kennt ihr auch diesen einen Freund, der morgens einfach so ruckzuck aus dem Bett und danach aus dem Grinsen gar nicht mehr rauskommt? Der sogar noch vor dem ersten Kaffee unverschämt gut gelaunt ist und mit der Morgensonne um die Wette strahlt? Furchtbar. Ekelhaft.
Wie kann man nur so... Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.
Now is a good time to remember where Tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented Tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here? Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Cuervo. The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo. Cuervo.com. Please drink responsibly. Cuervo. You guys kind of groaned a little bit when Whittingham came in here. I thought I was going to get a whole lot of smiles. Me and Stugatz were thrilled to see him. We gave him vigorous hugs. He came in with material. He's like, I've got stuff in my notes app. There are things he misses about the show. His ability to get off his hot takes. He's got nowhere to put them. So I was so happy to see him, but that's where he crossed the line. It's like, you want me to do more? You want me to stick around for you? Jesus Christ. An extra 12 minutes of work. Look, he's got goalless. He's doing this project on soccer that has been fun, interesting. It's blown up. Mike does it occasionally. A lot of people are listening to it these days. But you can't put what you have here there.
Es gibt nicht wirklich Raum. All I do is talk about soccer. 24-7. On the podcast, on the CBS Sports Golazo Network, on the games that I call. I don't have room for these sorts of rants. Every once in a while I throw it in a group chat, but it doesn't feel the same as getting to expound upon them. I actually have a section of my Notes app. It's called Organizing Brain. Of course you do. And I have one that's called Rants. So I have two rants in case anybody wants them. Wait, you just come here to talk to people? Nein, ich bin hier, um ein Episode von Goalless zu recordieren. Ich bin eigentlich in Miami gekommen, um ein Spiel anzunehmen. Ich bin am Dienstag ein Spiel anzunehmen. Bayern München gegen PSG. Ich bin zum Renten eines Autos gegangen. Und ich habe meine Fahrradlizenz verändert. Danke. Bayern München gegen PSG live auf Paramount Plus von 3 Uhr am Dienstag.
Du weißt, das Spiel ist in Europa. Ja, also ich fliege von Connecticut nach Fort Lauderdale, um die Spiele zu nennen. Das ist so, wie es in unserem Weltraum Sinn macht. Also ich hatte keine... Ich habe keine Fahrradlizenz auf mich, gerade in diesem Moment, weil ich von meiner Florida-Lizenz nach meiner Connecticut-Lizenz wechseln muss, einfach für mich zu sagen. Meine Connecticut-Lizenz. Also würden sie mir kein Auto verkaufen. Also musste ich eine Uber-Situation herausfinden, um hier ein Episode von Goalless zu filmen. It's a long way of getting to. He has a brain organization in his phone and he's got two rants. Just a couple of things. I imagine the pre-show meeting is filled with, oh, here's what I'm thinking about. Here are things that I've noticed in the world.
You'd be surprised how little of that there actually is. The pre-show meeting hasn't gotten any better since you left. It's gotten shorter. How did you think you were going to rent a car without a license? Well, first off... White privilege. Well, to be fair, so I have my passport on me, but I don't have my driver's license. I thought that some other form of identification, I thought a receipt that I had that showed I got this driver's license that's yet to arrive. But you're driving a car that's not yours. You don't show a receipt. He was hoping that, he was hoping they were a little looser. Honestly. Basically all government systems failing would allow the DMV to let him skate on the fact I clearly drive and have a responsible look at me.
Was ich gedacht hätte, war, dass Avis Preferred mir einen QR-Code geben würde, was generell so passiert. Sie bekommen einen QR-Code, Sie scannen den QR-Code und dann gehen Sie. Wahrscheinlich für das Beste, dass ich nicht fahren durfte. Also muss ich überall Uberen, während ich hier bin.
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