Witty is back in town for a call on Paramount Plus tonight, and he has joined the crew in-studio to share two takes that he hasn't been able to get off the ground since leaving the show revolving around soap dispensers and hard seltzers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What are Chris Wittyngham's hot takes on soap dispensers?
The button of soap, where it dislodges and you get a little bit... Was that a bad system? The motion sensor thing flatly doesn't work. It's been a failed experiment. We need to go back to the button. We need to go back to a bottle. We need to go back to something. Motion sensor has not worked for years. You flew down to Florida for this?
I'm with him on this. How many waves until you punt on it? I'm with him on this.
It makes a little noise. All of a sudden I'm reaching for other soap ones. I'm getting the entire sink wet from left to right.
None of them have soap. They only work when the guy next to you comes up and gets it perfectly. And you're like, oh, you know the perfect rotation of hands to do this.
And they got away from the buttons because, well, you don't want the bacteria there, but you're washing your hands after. Yes.
Du hast den Wasch, der nach dem Button-Push stattfindet. Und wir haben den Motion-Sensor-Water-Tool gelöscht. Es ist ein tolles System, aber der Soap ist schrecklich.
Wir haben hier einen Motion-Sensor-Garbage. Unnötig. Und es funktioniert nicht.
Ich habe versucht, den Garbage wegzumachen und es hat nicht geöffnet.
Weißt du, was für mich genug war? Das Fuß-Tool. Ich drücke das Fuß-Tool runter und es kommt auf. Das ist alles, was ich brauche. Ich brauche keine Evolution. Das ist ich, jedes 10 Minuten für den Garbage.
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Chapter 3: How does Chris feel about hard seltzers?
Kennt ihr auch diesen einen Freund, der morgens einfach so ruckzuck aus dem Bett und danach aus dem Grinsen gar nicht mehr rauskommt? Der sogar noch vor dem ersten Kaffee unverschämt gut gelaunt ist und mit der Morgensonne um die Wette strahlt? Furchtbar. Ekelhaft.
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You guys kind of groaned a little bit when Whittingham came in here. I thought I was going to get a whole lot of smiles. Me and Stugatz were thrilled to see him. We gave him vigorous hugs. He came in with material. He's like, I've got stuff in my notes app. There are things he misses about the show. His ability to get off his hot takes. He's got nowhere to put them.
So I was so happy to see him, but that's where he crossed the line. It's like, you want me to do more? You want me to stick around for you? Jesus Christ. An extra 12 minutes of work. Look, he's got goalless.
He's doing this project on soccer that has been fun, interesting. It's blown up. Mike does it occasionally. A lot of people are listening to it these days. But you can't put what you have here there.
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