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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. Juju Gotti)

Wed, 16 Apr 2025

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Amin beats Phil Jackson's record for rushing more to a place where he is needed less. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What is the OJ Simpson airport commercial and do younger generations know it?

2.199 - 24.767 Amin Elhassan

I was very frustrated. Video did find, but told me they couldn't instantaneously put up the OJ Simpson running through an airport commercial at Levitard Show. There is a generation, right? Put it on the poll. Is there a generation that has no idea, or is there, are there two generations that have no idea about the OJ Simpson running through an airport commercial?

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25.067 - 26.647 Amin Elhassan

I would argue, Chris, do you know that commercial?

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26.687 - 32.531 Roy

I'm aware of it. I feel like I'm the... The youngest. Anyone younger than me is probably not aware of that.

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32.551 - 38.377 Amin Elhassan

Juju, where are you on this? Surely Juju remembers the commercial. Where are you on this and airports in general, Juju?

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Chapter 2: How does Juju Gotti handle airport travel stress and timing?

39.871 - 62.3 Juju Gotti

Uh, yeah. Salute to y'all. Happy to be here. I actually don't remember too much about the OJ Simpson situation. I know I'm not as old as Roy. You feel me? You know, my boy was, was born in BC, but, uh, I don't, I'm not too familiar with the OJ situation, but Amin was talking about airports and trust me, bro. I know that struggle and stress.

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62.84 - 74.785 Juju Gotti

I'm usually on that side of rushing to the airport more than I am getting there on time. Like, I have no business making none of the flights that I always make. Salute to Amin. I feel your pain.

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75.086 - 80.668 Dr. Phil

I always had you as someone who showed up super early, like our buddy Jerv, two hours before takeoff. I would think.

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81.969 - 87.974 Amin Elhassan

I would think that Juju would be afraid, given the way that he looks, to run through a place that's dangerous running.

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88.154 - 96.081 Dr. Phil

I would have Juju being afraid of going somewhere that has so many germs and not having adequate time to wipe everything down. That's why I thought you would be there early.

96.221 - 102.846 Tony

I have Juju doing what I do when I go to the airport, which is smoke weed in the garage. And you just take it right up to the last possible minute. Thank you.

103.567 - 113.774 Juju Gotti

There we are. And I got TSA pre-check. I got global entry. I'm walking straight through most of the situations. So, yeah, I'm rarely there 20 minutes before the flight.

113.875 - 124.803 Roy

I'm pretty sure Juju famously once was in this studio and was like, yeah, my flight leaves in a half hour. And we were all like, you're not making it. And then he sent us a picture and is on the plane just like, got it.

125.765 - 155.96 Juju Gotti

Hell yeah, absolutely, y'all. I came through. Also, I'm sad to see my brother Zaslow left. I was trying to help him with his Eddie Vedder pitch with his ticket situation. I got a little something for my boy. You go with something like this. Eddie, Mike, Stone, Jeff, Matt, and Matt, Dave, and Jack. Just breathe, Zas. Just breathe. You got this.

Chapter 3: Who are the members of Pearl Jam and why is naming them important?

200.944 - 204.145 Amin Elhassan

What was, how many, who were those people and were they real?

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204.165 - 208.968 Juju Gotti

You gotta cover all the bases, Dan. You gotta cover all the bases. Palmer.

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Chapter 4: What is Rich Paul's role in LeBron James' career and the NBA economy?

209.788 - 234.119 Amin Elhassan

I don't believe that's an accurate reflection of the names of the people. Travis, the people in Pearl Sandwiches. John, Paul, George, Ringo. Do you have anything for us, Juju? Any thoughts in general? I'd love... How Rich Paul is moving through the space of being LeBron James' consigliere.

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234.879 - 244.122 Amin Elhassan

What are your thoughts there as I see Rich Paul pop up again and again on McAfee as a voice for all things LeBron economy? Right.

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246.169 - 266.76 Juju Gotti

I mean, Joker. I think you got to put some more respect on Chris Bosh's name. He tried to put the respect on his name, saying that he bowed down and gave ultimate professional was what he was doing. Sheesh, look at me, choked up. What are you, Chris Covey?

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267.56 - 273.404 Amin Elhassan

It's distracting when Amin starts doing that. It's hard to keep your train of thought when Amin does the show the way it's supposed to be done.

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Chapter 5: Why should Chris Bosh get more respect regarding Miami's 'Big Three'?

274.564 - 294.577 Juju Gotti

Right. He said, basically, for people who don't know, he said there was never a big three in Miami. You feel me? It was just a big two. And Chris Bosh took the back seat. And I think that's, you know what I mean? That's rich coming from Rich Paul because it was a big three. And you need that big three to be able to play that role, to get that block, to make that pass.

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295.378 - 298.12 Juju Gotti

I think we've got to put a little bit more respect on Chris Bosh's name.

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299.2 - 313.656 Amin Elhassan

Thank you. Before we get to the polls that we are going to update, Chris, please find me the sound of you stumbling through your words to celebrate each poll. Tony, why are you laughing at Chris Cody just shouting fuck? Exactly.

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314.156 - 321.578 Tony

It's a fun game watching Chris trying to find something. Because he's got a lot of plates being spun, man. He's got a heavy tongue.

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321.618 - 329.78 Chris Cote

And I'm eating lunch. He's got a heavy tongue. Like he's in the middle of just shoving food in his face instead of being the executive producer.

Chapter 6: How does the show incorporate humor and behind-the-scenes banter?

329.92 - 331.4 Juju Gotti

You want one sound, another sound comes out.

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331.48 - 344.35 Chris Cote

I just need him to run the show and not be shoving food in his face. Fat Chris Cody eating sausages all day. Quit fucking doing that. Fat Chris Cody!

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347.422 - 358.269 Juju Gotti

Congratulations to Jalen Hurts for being voted Time 100 Most Influential People in the World, one of them, just to change the subject to anything other than that. Thank you, DJ.

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359.19 - 384.367 Juju Gotti

Also salute to Bradley Beal for standing up for himself, exposing that one of the reasons that him and Coach didn't get along was that Coach asked Bradley Beal to play more like Drew Holiday, which Bradley Beal took a lot of offense to. So that might be a little bit more. juicing the coach bud tree information lists. But yeah, I had to get out of there somehow. Poll number one.

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385.008 - 403.321 Juju Gotti

Do all Uber drivers have stories out the wazoo? 88% of the audience says yes, they do. Can you ever get from a curb to a flight within 20 minutes? 62% of the audience says no, you cannot. Yeah.

404.599 - 422.735 Amin Elhassan

I'm stunned. I really am stunned. I mean, the times you gave on that flight sounded like an exaggeration. Not just I believe you can get from the curb to the gate. I just believe the plane has already been closed up. It hasn't left, but they're going to give 10 minutes before it leaves and they've locked it up.

Chapter 7: Who is Jalen Hurts and why was he named in Time 100 Most Influential People?

422.975 - 429.559 Dr. Phil

So 1137 takeoff, that means 1127 is when they close the door. So I just had to hit before 1127.

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430.64 - 436.644 Amin Elhassan

You got from Memphis, you got from Golden State Memphis to the gate in how much time?

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437.557 - 451.545 Dr. Phil

Ooh, so I left the arena at like 10.45, but the problem was I was stuck in traffic for forever. And at 11.08, I was still on the freeway, and I'm thinking to myself, there's no way I'm going to catch it.

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Chapter 8: What do recent polls reveal about Uber drivers and airport travel timing?

453.546 - 453.426 Chris Cote

11.27.

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453.606 - 455.907 Tony

So what time did you get to the actual curb?

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455.927 - 464.312 Amin Elhassan

From the arena to the curb, because the time you're talking about, it doesn't make sense to me. I would think after a game of that magnitude, you wouldn't be able to get out of the traffic.

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464.792 - 482.792 Dr. Phil

How close is the airport to the arena? It's with no traffic. It's about 15, 20 minutes. But with traffic, obviously it was a nightmare. And I thought because I waited, I like I wanted traffic to thin down. But the problem was because it was such a close game. Everybody left at the same time. Sure. Making traffic a lot worse. But to answer your question, I got to the curb probably 1115. Wow.

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485.188 - 489.932 Juju Gotti

Yeah, that's great. And Golden State traffic is the worst. San Francisco traffic. Oh, my goodness.

489.952 - 490.893 Dr. Phil

I don't know how you did that.

490.933 - 492.594 Tony

That was a sprint. That's how he did it.

492.614 - 500.06 Dr. Phil

Yeah, and by the way, Juju, I'm sure this happens all the time to you. Is the gate always the furthest effing gate possible?

500.08 - 501.741 Juju Gotti

It's never like the first gate.

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