The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Top 5 Chris Cote Blunders (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Mon, 21 Apr 2025
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Chapter 1: What breaking news does Chris Cote share about Cooper Flagg and the NBA draft?
We can't get to that sound yet. It's weird. You know, I have the most current breaking news of current breaking news every time I drop it. But breaking news, Cooper Flagg has submitted his name to the NBA draft. Back to you, Chris. Yeah. Oh, man. Shocking.
Okay, it's too bad we couldn't immediately get to you stumbling in the last hour. Let's hear if your most latest... Can we give the context? What is the context?
Chapter 2: What is the context behind Chris Cote's Jeff Van Gundy commentary?
The context here is I'm talking about Jeff Van Gundy, talking to his players in the meeting, how, hey, if this ball comes to me, I'm going to grab it, I'm going to try to slow down these nuggets, and I'm going to be about that action. So that was what I was trying to say, and this is how it came out. And he had to let, he had to be about that talk.
It couldn't just be about, what am I trying to say here? He's about that action. And he had to let, he had to be about that talk. It couldn't just be about, what am I trying to say here? He's about that action. See, with the context, I knew what I was trying to do there. Yuck. I've done way worse than that.
He had to be about that talk.
Do you know how hard it is to be lamer than the man who has a son who ran around the theater with a rotisserie chicken on his head?
See, to me, this one's way worse. Pablo, you and three other people. Your dream. My mouth is watering. Living or dead.
Oh, God. Put together a top five Chris Cody stumbles for me before the end of the segment.
Yeah, before the end of the show, Chris.
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Chapter 3: How do the hosts discuss NBA personalities like Mazula, Halliburton, and Damian Lillard?
That'd be easy. Please just put that together. Juju, Missoula, did you have any thoughts on the way we talked about Missoula? You're a Celtics fan, and I don't think we were terribly respectful.
You feel me? Salute to Missoula. Did y'all see when Jason Tatum got hurt? Missoula screamed, get up. Mazula, he's just an all-around crazy man. Like, I done tried to fire him four, five times, just like Eagles fans try to fire Sirianni when stuff goes wrong. You love him when he's doing right, but you hate him when he's doing slightly wrong.
Yeah, I mean, y'all put the proper respect on Mazula's name. Slightly throw it off, but hey, NBA champion, baby. What did you think of the Halliburton Dame thing? Yeah, I think y'all forgot that remember last season during the play-in tournament, Halliburton hit a big shot and then went to his wrist and did the Dame time. That's where the beef originated.
So since then, Dame ain't really saw that boy too. He ain't got the best ideas of the Halliburton or the Halliburton family. So he's waiting to get that get back. But you can't be out there wanting out there smoking some Capri Pans, Dame. You got to... You got to wait till the game come on, and don't do all that talking when you ain't even suited up.
The sweater is lovely, though, but it seems too colorful for the interaction. The sweater, I don't think I have this wrong. You can be in a nice sweater. It can't be that colorful a sweater, though. It can be a beautiful sweater. I think you have to refrain. That's the line that Dame is crossing there. He's talking trash in too colorful a sweater.
You can't go smoking that colorful ass sweater, bro. That's date night material, you feel me? Looking good though, Dane. Salute.
He wanted to show he had the Louis V on, though. That's why, Dan. He's got to make sure what's got the biggest baton on it. I'm going to put that on. And then he's got the Kung Fu Kenny pants on, which are crazy.
Jeremy, can you look up? I'm sure you can look up the price of that sweater. I'm sure it's a very expensive sweater. Juju, do you have any thoughts today on any of the lists, any of the top five lists, anything else today?
Oh, yeah, Stu Goss was making the top five annoying things list, so I made my own top five annoying things list with a couple of OLIs you feel me. All right, what kind of annoying things? What's the context? OLI, NBA games ending at 1 a.m. Eastern time. Come on, brother. I got to get up and go to work at 8 a.m. And here we are still, Shea Gillis Alexander at the free throw line.
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Chapter 4: What are JuJu Gotti's top 5 underrated annoyances?
Yeah, or if you say thank you to me, I'd be like, oh, man, no problem, man. Don't mention it. But when you say you're welcome, it just feels a little tanky. Like, oh, as a matter of fact, I don't thank you. How about that?
A little strong. Okay. To welcome you to what, though? You're welcome to what? To these hands right here, buddy, if you say it again. I don't understand why it escalated to that. Why did it? That's what it feels like.
That's what you're saying. It feels like you're saying you're welcome to me. Like if I have to say something back to you, I got nothing else to say. OK, very good.
I don't know why such a nice thing turns into your hand. I don't know what you're doing. Two for one, by the way.
Another OLA. The airport and the airport announcer microphone being too low. I'm like. Did I just get an upgrade? Was that me? I don't understand.
How is this not better after all of these years? How is the airplane microphone situation still a shitty pilot talking into a tin can?
Right. Last OLI. A little kid running around the movie theater that I just paid my hard-earned money with a rotisserie chicken.
Chicken jockey.
That's right. That's right. He's exactly right. I am ashamed of you.
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Chapter 5: What are the details behind Chris Cote's top 5 most embarrassing screw-ups?
Chapter 6: How do the hosts humorously react to odd situations like a kid running with a rotisserie chicken?
Chicken jockey.
That's right. That's right. He's exactly right. I am ashamed of you.
It's a chicken jockey, Juju.
I'm ashamed of your kid. I'm ashamed of your ancestors.
Soiling the good name of Zaslow.
Your descendants. Chris Cody, do you have a top five list? Top five most embarrassing Chris Cody screw-ups. This is brutal.
Reliving these. Number five, this is me talking about Tyron Smith's hands.
Chris, what was the funniest thing from the sports weekend?
I got Tyron Taylor. Tyron Smith, I'm sorry. They were talking back here, so they were making me a little nervous. Don't make excuses. Tyron Smith holding a football in his hands. It looked so small.
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