The Big Suey: Stutter Island
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Welcome to the Big Suey, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar. This episode of the Dan Levitard Show is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Whoa! Whoa! That can't be right. Quick pitch. Swerve. Let's update some more of our looks like tournament here because we've got to go through about 70 of these before this thing gets going too much this weekend.
So number five, Vanderbilt. In our tournament, number five, Vanderbilt. is represented by... Tim Kirchen looks like what Steve Carell will look like when he's really, really old. They're like three years apart. Really? That can't be true. I swear, this was written by Tim. Tim Kirkson gave us this one. That can't be true, though. Look it up. I believe they're very close. I think Carell's older than we think. But I'm telling you, they're closer than you think. Tim Kirkson is 69 years old. Steve Carell is 63 years old. That's six years. But still, though. Oh, that's still really close. Saying that he looks really, really old. So that's Vanderbilt. They're playing against McNeese. That's a 12 seed, and that's represented by... Kurt Cignetti looks like an actor playing Kurt Cignetti.
I can see it. Number three, Michigan State. God, their style is ponderous. It's just all defense again. Michigan State is represented by... Adam Silver looks like a pissed-off lighthouse. He's so good. So bad to Adam Silver. That's playing number 14, North Dakota State, which is represented by... Nick Wright looks like a Geico caveman.
I mean, he does. He looks exactly like that. It's indisputable. The South region begins Thursday. St. Mary's is represented by... This laugh from Samson feels personal toward Nick Wright. No, no. But I assume if he sees this, it would make him so angry. But it's so exact. The seventh seed, St. Mary's, is represented by... Buster Olney looks like the dad who doesn't want to confront another parent in the carpool line, so he flips him off under the steering wheel. I can see that. My dad does that to police officers. Whoa. Who hasn't? Hey. Who hasn't given the finger to a police officer? I feel like you just like to live dangerously. I haven't. St. Mary's is playing against number 10 Texas A&M represented by... Adam Silver looks like a knitting needle.
Yeah, that one I like. Number four, Nebraska in the South region plays 1240 p.m. on Thursday and is represented by... Bo Nix looks like he's a quarterback on a CW teen drama about high school football. That one's too accurate. Man. That is playing against number 13, Troy, represented by... Joe Maurer looks like the guy who loves to tell you he still prefers to do all his banking in person. So, Dan? I am so lonely every time I walk into a bank. Of course, you're taking whatever David says to the bank. It's like, can I get you? It was Adnan who kept taking things to the bank. David does it too. David says take that Skippy to the bank or whatever David says. You're combining like three of his differences. You bet your Bippy became Skippy is taken to the bank.
Yeah, whatever. That kind of thing. Greg Cody's not in today. He will be in with us tomorrow. We will have Greg Cody around here tomorrow. But let's get to Tony's top five free agent something or nothing. So let's see what we have here. All right, the NFL, it never stops, Dano. Even when it stops, it doesn't. And we have an OLI four deep of something or nothing attached to our top five. Are you ready to go? I am, but I'm just seeing this Trump quote on Cuba. Not again. I think Cuba in its own way, tourism and everything else, it's a beautiful island, great weather. Not wrong. They're not in a hurricane zone, which is nice for a change.
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