The Big Suey: Taste the Taste of Wetness
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What led to Zaslow's airplane incident?
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How does Dentek address fantasy football stress?
Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff. Smirnoff! Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff!
What is the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal?
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Why is game day attire important?
Smirnoff. No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence. Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold.
Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister Liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York. Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar. This episode of the Dan Labatard Show is presented by DraftKings.
DraftKings, the crown is yours. Flying by the seat of your pants originated in the early days of aviation when pilots had to use their senses and physical field to navigate and control their aircraft because there were no sophisticated instruments. So not Peter Pan? Well, but the seat of the pants, you understand why I'm doing Peter Pan, right? You have to put somebody on wires in order to get them to fly, and then they're flying by the seat of their pants. What he's just described right there doesn't have the seat of the pants being used for anything. I'm driving the plane. I'm flying it. I'm sitting in this seat, and I'm just feeling it out.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What led to Zaslow's airplane incident?
0:00–0:45
2
How does Dentek address fantasy football stress?
0:45–0:55
3
What is the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal?
0:55–1:44
4
Why is game day attire important?
1:44–9:37
5
What happened during Zaslow's flight experience?
9:37–15:49
6
How does the conversation shift to airplane mode?
15:49–22:03
7
How does the discussion about Sicilian pizza unfold?
22:03–26:34
8
What humorous moments occurred in the sports weekend?
26:34–46:32