The Big Suey: The Story of Four Jasons (feat. Jake 'The Snake' Plummer)

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What is the history of Cuervo tequila?

Narrator 0:01
Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
Cuervo 0:09
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Cuervo 0:29
Cuervo.
Narrator 0:29
The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo. Cuervo.com. Please drink responsibly.
Dan Le Batard 0:38
Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that.

What is the story behind Roy Bellamy's hockey costume?

Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 0:49
In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar. This episode of the Dan Levitar Show with Stu Gatz is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. I want to do a quick callback to yesterday's show. Roy did a great job, dressed as a hockey player the whole show, fully in uniform, pads and everything, skates. Looked great. The socks, the tape, like fully in uniform the entire show. And then afterwards, he's like, oh, I got to go pick up my daughter. I got to go into the hockey rink. We're going to do a little, like he's trying to play hockey, right? Yeah, I'm so nervous for you. So he's like, I'm going to kill two birds here. Like, I'm going to go play hockey right now. Hold on, wait a second, wait a second. So there was a hockey pickup game?
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 1:42
No, it wasn't a pickup game. No, it's called stick and puck, where you can go out there and you can practice and do some skills. Like open play, kind of. Not to be confused with stick and pick. Right. Exactly. Pick and pop. I got a tweet yesterday. Pick and pop? Just like a random tweet from a guy being like, hey, just saw Roy Bellamy walking into the practice facility in the full uniform. Oh, did you? Which implies that Roy, and he said he had to pick up his daughter. Roy went, picked up his daughter, and then in full uniform. I mean, clearly couldn't have been driving with the skates on. No, no. Maybe the skates came off, but other than that, did you have the helmet on for the entire drive? No, it was in my hockey bag. What happened was, apparently, a little bit after the show, Anita told me that I had to pick up Claire. I was going to go straight from here to the War Memorial.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 2:32
Wait, so the visual, is this car line pick up? No. You had to get out? I had to get out.
Roy 2:39
I had to walk to the front. No, Roy, that's not true. Stop. That is very much true. Did you put the mask back on? No. People wouldn't actually see your face? No. No.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 2:47
Did you put sneakers on?
Roy 2:48
What kind of response did you get?
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 2:49
Yeah, I got my Jordans on right now. I wore my Jordans. Did you feel the need to explain it? No.
Roy 2:57
No. Did anybody ask you any questions or was it just understood? Oh, you know what?
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 3:00
Actually, one person, one person, my friend Alina, who goes to my church, she asked me, did you go to work today?
Roy 3:08
She thinks that that's what you do. She's like, I knew you worked in sports, but I didn't know it was this literal.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 3:12
Yeah, I said, yeah. What it is is she's like, Roy works at a crazy person's place where they make him dress up and do wild stuff. He could have been dressed as anything.
Roy 3:22
He could have been dressed as a dragon. What happened was they brought in this seven-foot English guy, and he told me I had to wear this costume, and here I am.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 3:30
6'8", don't give him that much. By the way, the ad that Dan did for the watch along. With Foot Foot. Yeah, Foot Foot. That's what I want to get to. The cat's name is Foot Foot? Look, even I think that's lame as . Come on, man. Wow. And now, Chris, imagine you could talk to animals. What do you think Foot Foot's saying right there in that video?

Why do people debate talking to animals?

Roy 3:55
I think Foot Foot's saying, Dan, it's not 420 quite yet. Why was he wearing sunglasses?
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 4:01
It's like, Doc, it's just so right. You are fat. Foot Foot's like, I don't want to have anything to do with this, right? And that's, dude, if you could talk to animals, I'm telling you, most of the time, you're going to get this, right? You're going to get like an animal saying, leave me alone. Especially cats. Look at that cat. That cat's saying, leave me alone.

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