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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: The Story of Four Jasons (feat. Jake 'The Snake' Plummer)

Fri, 18 Apr 2025

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Chapter 1: What is the history of Cuervo tequila?

1.573 - 9.1 Narrator

Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?

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9.2 - 11.503 Cuervo

Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.

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29.101 - 29.602 Cuervo

Cuervo.

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29.863 - 34.273 Narrator

The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo. Cuervo.com. Please drink responsibly.

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38.513 - 49.495 Dan Le Batard

Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that.

Chapter 2: What is the story behind Roy Bellamy's hockey costume?

49.595 - 66.519 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.

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67.523 - 87.479 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

This episode of the Dan Levitar Show with Stu Gatz is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. I want to do a quick callback to yesterday's show. Roy did a great job, dressed as a hockey player the whole show, fully in uniform, pads and everything, skates. Looked great. The socks, the tape, like fully in uniform the entire show.

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87.519 - 102.473 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

And then afterwards, he's like, oh, I got to go pick up my daughter. I got to go into the hockey rink. We're going to do a little, like he's trying to play hockey, right? Yeah, I'm so nervous for you. So he's like, I'm going to kill two birds here. Like, I'm going to go play hockey right now. Hold on, wait a second, wait a second. So there was a hockey pickup game?

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102.774 - 108.881 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

No, it wasn't a pickup game. No, it's called stick and puck, where you can go out there and you can practice and do some skills.

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108.921 - 109.582 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Like open play, kind of.

109.622 - 110.764 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Not to be confused with stick and pick.

111.204 - 132.225 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Right. Exactly. Pick and pop. I got a tweet yesterday. Pick and pop? Just like a random tweet from a guy being like, hey, just saw Roy Bellamy walking into the practice facility in the full uniform. Oh, did you? Which implies that Roy, and he said he had to pick up his daughter. Roy went, picked up his daughter, and then in full uniform.

132.285 - 140.945 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

I mean, clearly couldn't have been driving with the skates on. No, no. Maybe the skates came off, but other than that, did you have the helmet on for the entire drive?

140.985 - 152.954 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

No, it was in my hockey bag. What happened was, apparently, a little bit after the show, Anita told me that I had to pick up Claire. I was going to go straight from here to the War Memorial.

Chapter 3: Why do people debate talking to animals?

235.326 - 241.251 Roy

I think Foot Foot's saying, Dan, it's not 420 quite yet. Why was he wearing sunglasses?

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241.311 - 242.552 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

It's like, Doc, it's just so right.

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242.592 - 259.485 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

You are fat. Foot Foot's like, I don't want to have anything to do with this, right? And that's, dude, if you could talk to animals, I'm telling you, most of the time, you're going to get this, right? You're going to get like an animal saying, leave me alone. Especially cats. Look at that cat. That cat's saying, leave me alone.

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259.985 - 262.826 Roy

What a terrible choice, wanting to talk to animals.

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262.866 - 268.788 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

No, you guys are off on this. You're still going to do this? No, no, no. Based off of the social media, you guys are outnumbered, by the way.

269.168 - 270.608 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Okay, because we're the only ones that are smart.

270.628 - 276.57 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Everybody else is dumb. I was scrolling through comments, way more people writing animals in the comments.

276.61 - 289.634 Roy

Here's the thing. I'm pretty sure, take me back in time, go to the future after I've already talked to animals, I'm pretty sure I can tell you before I learn to talk to them what they're already saying, man.

289.734 - 308.998 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

You've already picked it. You wasted it. You wasted your genie wish. First of all, this is the thing that someone brought up yesterday. I wish I had remembered it during the show. Talking to animals, animals are dumb. Like most animals, some of them are smart. We assume that. No, no. I think we know that.

Chapter 4: What are the foot and hand care habits discussed by the hosts?

530.041 - 541.384 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

They generally run hand in hand, no pun intended. Or hand in foot. It's rare that you have like your feet are just gross and you have these beautiful hands. Generally I think they're on the same page.

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541.404 - 545.54 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

What do LeBron's hands look like? Let's see these bad boys. Let's look up LeBron's hands.

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546.621 - 564.261 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Is this like this? Are we any other professions where your tool that you use gets, like a singer, is like the inside of their throat like... What? No, keep going. I'm just saying, what other professions, like a cook, you get these calluses on your hand. Yeah, that happens to singers.

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564.281 - 582.151 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

What other professions do you see this with LeBron's feet? Adele. This happened to Adele, right? Where if you're singing improperly or you don't have like, you have this type of wear and tear on your voice where you can develop nodes on your vocal cords. And so in turn, you can't sing. You need to go on vocal rest.

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582.171 - 584.353 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

But you can't see that, though. That's inside.

584.393 - 589.279 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

You can't see it, which is fair. It's not like all of a sudden you get swollen in your neck or anything like that.

589.379 - 591.702 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

She doesn't have a Last of Us kind of growth on her neck.

591.722 - 598.431 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

It is different, but it is through using your instrument. It can be wear and tear. This is LeBron's hands.

599.614 - 600.175 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Not bad.

Chapter 5: How do LeBron James' feet and hands relate to athlete performance?

735.729 - 748.393 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Oh, I got it. It's a cock joke. Got it. Jake... The Snake, oh yeah, and then who would Jake the Snake be starring with? Who's a co-star in this vehicle?

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748.633 - 750.335 Roy

Oh, I don't know, an elephant plumber.

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753.437 - 768.81 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Fat Matt. Fat Matt. Fat Pat. Fat Pat. Fat Maroon. How about Ivana Humpalot, right? Was that from Austin Powers, right? Ivana Humpalot and Jake the Snake.

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771.598 - 772.76 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

That was such a... What a time.

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772.78 - 785.318 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

I love when Austin Powers uses his name. He's like... Dude, that movie's 30 years old now. Almost. Still slaps. Crazy. Crazy. Because I think about it. I was like, that movie just came out, man.

786.434 - 801.794 Roy

So many random lines from my life. You know what just came out? It's great. And it came in as a 100%, I think, audience score. Rotten Tomatoes just never happened. It's the Seth Rogen show on Apple TV. It's a studio, right?

802.094 - 814.291 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

So watch this. The critic score is like, if it's not 100, it's like 98. The audience score is like 60%. People don't like it. And you know why I realize what it is?

814.311 - 825.06 Roy

Can I tell you why I have a hard time with it? Oh, please. It's just when I watch it. Like, you can't watch that show, spoiler alert, I guess, if you're trying to wind down.

825.64 - 850.303 Roy

because it's very, like, it's that show that puts you in the center of awkward situations, and you feel like you're in the middle of it because of the way it's shot, and, here's the kicker, there's like jazz music happening the whole time, and it's like jazz music, so it's very random, so whatever is happening, that's what it adjusts to, and I'm just like, man, this gets my heart going, like I feel awkward, and I just, I need to turn this off, I need to go like an hour before I can go to sleep after watching that.

Chapter 6: Who is Jake 'The Snake' Plummer and what’s the story behind his nickname?

1097.292 - 1099.514 Roy

Wow. Wait, how are you reading this? Wow.

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1099.734 - 1100.534 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

I'm not reading it.

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1100.834 - 1104.577 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Is it burned into your eyelids? Even that guy's family is not looking at that.

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1106.679 - 1113.143 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

No one is looking. Ryan Ramchak, 30 years old, retired a little bit early, but still a very good offensive lineman.

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1113.323 - 1118.167 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Played for New Orleans? For New Orleans. Should have played for the Rams.

1118.948 - 1121.866 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Should have. Ram Chuck, yeah. No, I like that.

1121.986 - 1131.572 Roy

We're using legend a little loose, right? Like, a saint's legend? Is that like saying Jonathan Zaslow is a South Florida media legend? I mean, he kind of is. Who?

1131.832 - 1133.213 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Is he? I don't know about that one on your table.

1134.354 - 1143.219 Roy

Well, I mean, look, I guess you have to be a legend to just come on this show and just beg for tickets for two days. Like, I didn't think Dan allowed that, but apparently if you're a legend, you allow that.

Chapter 7: What are the hosts’ thoughts on the new Seth Rogen show?

1400.32 - 1401.762 Roy

I thought that was part of the perks.

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1402.463 - 1424.758 Jake 'The Snake' Plummer

Well, you know, you can work it if you need to. If it's important, I can get free tickets, but it's usually for myself or my family or something like that. What was the last tickets you asked for? Good question. I think it was to a concert to my boy Drew with Satsang. I think I went to a concert of him. He was coming through Colorado, through the Boulder area.

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1425.538 - 1439.331 Jake 'The Snake' Plummer

So, you know, you call and say, hey, can you leave some tickets? Can I go? Can you give me some tickets to the show? And, of course, you know, as a friend of ours, good friend of me and Del, Jolly, my buddy with Umbo, you know, he's always cool and hooks it up.

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1439.712 - 1444.716 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Are you, you know, Jake Plummer in Denver? You know, you're not waiting for restaurants, right? We're not doing that game anymore.

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1444.836 - 1463.071 Jake 'The Snake' Plummer

Yeah, you know, if I go to a restaurant and there's a long wait, I'm probably going to go to another restaurant. You know, I mean, the food stuff is kind of a funny thing. Like, you got an hour-long wait? What are you serving that's so good? Then you go and you're like, damn, I could make this at home.

1463.151 - 1482.882 Roy

What am I doing here, you know? Jake, I think most people know what Sunday is. It's not just Easter. It's 420. But tomorrow is Bicycle Day, which I didn't know about. It's the celebration of the first psychedelic trip on LSD by Dr. Albert Hoffman in 1943 in tandem with his bicycle ride home, which I do not recommend, from Sandoz Labs.

1483.363 - 1487.305 Roy

Which day means more in the Plummer household, 420 or Bicycle Day?

1487.365 - 1503.861 Jake 'The Snake' Plummer

Because I remember my first trip. I'm bypassing both of those and looking forward to Earth Day, to be honest with you. Okay. Yeah, you know, back in the day, 420 was always a pretty funny thing when weed was illegal. And now, you know, 420 has just become a big...

1504.878 - 1528.698 Jake 'The Snake' Plummer

know just a bunch of smoke rising from colorado and surrounding areas that have legalized marijuana 420 has never really meant a whole lot to me the 419 is really cool if you think about the history of psychedelics and just imagine being that you know albert hoffman on his bike realizing oh my god i'm tripping on lsd riding my bike uh for anybody that's ever tripped on lsd and

Chapter 8: What is the significance of the one-take episode mentioned?

1737.884 - 1742.666 Roy

Jake, do you listen to Aaron Rodgers and just sometimes laugh? Because I do. Yeah.

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1745.054 - 1752.202 Jake 'The Snake' Plummer

I mean, I don't laugh, but I don't listen to Aaron Rodgers either. I'm sorry.

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1752.422 - 1755.165 Roy

I would laugh with you there, but just at that moment, Chris was talking to me.

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1755.185 - 1775.206 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

I have no idea what you just said. I want to pull back the curtain for everybody, for Jake, for the listeners, for the viewers, everybody. Every time someone in the shipping container or in the video room has a pithy remark, it mutes everything that's being said. So as we're trying to do an interview, it is the worst possible thing to do because I don't know what Jake just said.

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1775.567 - 1780.011 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Be a pro. I'm just trying to get you to ask good questions.

1780.031 - 1780.532 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

We're trying to.

1780.612 - 1788.701 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

Help you, and you're going to get mad at us? I was criticizing Izzy for terrible journalism. The guy said he's talked to animals before, and he asked about Aaron Rodgers.

1788.721 - 1789.442 Jake 'The Snake' Plummer

That's ridiculous.

1789.462 - 1792.606 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

I would like a follow-up question. What animals have you spoken to?

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