The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Story of Four Jasons (feat. Jake 'The Snake' Plummer)
Fri, 18 Apr
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Chapter 1: What is the history of Cuervo tequila?
Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up. Cuervo.
The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo. Cuervo.com. Please drink responsibly.
Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that.
Chapter 2: What is the story behind Roy Bellamy's hockey costume?
In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
This episode of the Dan Levitar Show with Stu Gatz is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. I want to do a quick callback to yesterday's show. Roy did a great job, dressed as a hockey player the whole show, fully in uniform, pads and everything, skates. Looked great. The socks, the tape, like fully in uniform the entire show.
And then afterwards, he's like, oh, I got to go pick up my daughter. I got to go into the hockey rink. We're going to do a little, like he's trying to play hockey, right? Yeah, I'm so nervous for you. So he's like, I'm going to kill two birds here. Like, I'm going to go play hockey right now. Hold on, wait a second, wait a second. So there was a hockey pickup game?
No, it wasn't a pickup game. No, it's called stick and puck, where you can go out there and you can practice and do some skills. Like open play, kind of. Not to be confused with stick and pick.
Right. Exactly. Pick and pop. I got a tweet yesterday. Pick and pop? Just like a random tweet from a guy being like, hey, just saw Roy Bellamy walking into the practice facility in the full uniform. Oh, did you? Which implies that Roy, and he said he had to pick up his daughter. Roy went, picked up his daughter, and then in full uniform.
I mean, clearly couldn't have been driving with the skates on. No, no. Maybe the skates came off, but other than that, did you have the helmet on for the entire drive? No, it was in my hockey bag. What happened was, apparently, a little bit after the show, Anita told me that I had to pick up Claire. I was going to go straight from here to the War Memorial.
Wait, so the visual, is this car line pick up? No. You had to get out? I had to get out.
I had to walk to the front. No, Roy, that's not true. Stop. That is very much true. Did you put the mask back on? No. People wouldn't actually see your face? No. No.
Did you put sneakers on?
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Chapter 3: Why do people debate talking to animals?
I think Foot Foot's saying, Dan, it's not 420 quite yet. Why was he wearing sunglasses?
It's like, Doc, it's just so right. You are fat. Foot Foot's like, I don't want to have anything to do with this, right? And that's, dude, if you could talk to animals, I'm telling you, most of the time, you're going to get this, right? You're going to get like an animal saying, leave me alone. Especially cats. Look at that cat. That cat's saying, leave me alone.
What a terrible choice, wanting to talk to animals.
No, you guys are off on this. You're still going to do this? No, no, no. Based off of the social media, you guys are outnumbered, by the way. Okay, because we're the only ones that are smart. Everybody else is dumb. I was scrolling through comments, way more people writing animals in the comments.
Here's the thing. I'm pretty sure, take me back in time, go to the future after I've already talked to animals, I'm pretty sure I can tell you before I learn to talk to them what they're already saying, man.
You've already picked it. You wasted it. You wasted your genie wish. First of all, this is the thing that someone brought up yesterday. I wish I had remembered it during the show. Talking to animals, animals are dumb. Like most animals, some of them are smart. We assume that. No, no. I think we know that.
I think there's some depth there.
Science eat their own shit. Yeah, like they're dumb. No, they smell it.
No, they roll in it. It's different.
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Chapter 4: What are the foot and hand care habits discussed by the hosts?
They generally run hand in hand, no pun intended. Or hand in foot. It's rare that you have like your feet are just gross and you have these beautiful hands. Generally I think they're on the same page. What do LeBron's hands look like? Let's see these bad boys. Let's look up LeBron's hands.
Is this like this? Are we any other professions where your tool that you use gets, like a singer, is like the inside of their throat like... What? No, keep going. I'm just saying, what other professions, like a cook, you get these calluses on your hand. Yeah, that happens to singers.
What other professions do you see this with LeBron's feet? Adele. This happened to Adele, right? Where if you're singing improperly or you don't have like, you have this type of wear and tear on your voice where you can develop nodes on your vocal cords. And so in turn, you can't sing. You need to go on vocal rest. But you can't see that, though. That's inside.
You can't see it, which is fair. It's not like all of a sudden you get swollen in your neck or anything like that. She doesn't have a Last of Us kind of growth on her neck. It is different, but it is through using your instrument. It can be wear and tear. This is LeBron's hands. Not bad. Nice, actually.
Nice hands. Was he boxing there? What was that? Was he wrapped for a boxing? Was this when he broke his hand, but he didn't let us know until after the finals? Yeah. This is the J.R. Smith finals, right? Those hands are fine, although the pinky, you can see the resemblance to the pinky toe. Oh, yeah. Can we zoom in? Zoom in on that pinky, please. Yeah. It's definitely from the same body. Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah. It's got a little extra arch to it for some reason. Yeah, what's happening there. It's a little hunchback of Notre Dame going on there. That's why he's not like a 45% three-point shooter. There you go. That's what I always say. My pinky finger if it wasn't. Well, it's happening right now. Yeah, this is cool.
I like this arts and crafts part, especially for the listeners, the ones who can't do it. What we're having is a copy and paste and then zooming, and now it's almost psychedelic, the way I'm looking at all these LeBron fingers coming at me, bro.
Well, luckily, soon, we will have someone who's an expert on psychedelics. Really? Jake Plummer. I also have a list here of other names that connote professions. Oh.
We're saving that for Jake, right? We can save it for him if you'd like. Cool, yeah. Jake the Snake. Wow, he's a plumber, right? Jake Plummer, but his nickname is also a tool that you use as a plumber.
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Chapter 5: How do LeBron James' feet and hands relate to athlete performance?
Oh, I got it. It's a cock joke. Got it. Jake... The Snake, oh yeah, and then who would Jake the Snake be starring with? Who's a co-star in this vehicle?
Oh, I don't know, an elephant plumber.
Fat Matt. Fat Matt. Fat Pat. Fat Pat. Fat Maroon. How about Ivana Humpalot, right? Was that from Austin Powers, right? Ivana Humpalot and Jake the Snake. That was such a... What a time. I love when Austin Powers uses his name. He's like... Dude, that movie's 30 years old now. Almost. Still slaps. Crazy. Crazy. Because I think about it. I was like, that movie just came out, man.
So many random lines from my life. You know what just came out? It's great. And it came in as a 100%, I think, audience score. Rotten Tomatoes just never happened. It's the Seth Rogen show on Apple TV. It's a studio, right?
So watch this. The critic score is like, if it's not 100, it's like 98. The audience score is like 60%. People don't like it. And you know why I realize what it is?
Can I tell you why I have a hard time with it? Oh, please. It's just when I watch it. Like, you can't watch that show, spoiler alert, I guess, if you're trying to wind down.
because it's very, like, it's that show that puts you in the center of awkward situations, and you feel like you're in the middle of it because of the way it's shot, and, here's the kicker, there's like jazz music happening the whole time, and it's like jazz music, so it's very random, so whatever is happening, that's what it adjusts to, and I'm just like, man, this gets my heart going, like I feel awkward, and I just, I need to turn this off, I need to go like an hour before I can go to sleep after watching that.
But it's still very good. So I'm sure the awkwardness and the cringiness of some of the situations turns some people off. More than that, though, because this show reminds me. Have you guys ever watched this movie called Bowfinger? It came out in 1999. I love that movie. Eddie Murphy, Steve Martin. Steve Martin wanting to make a movie without a budget. Right.
And Bowfinger was like, this is what Hollywood is like for real. These are how these obviously not to that extent where they got no budget and they're trying to shoot around stuff, but like all of the the kind of obstacles that they meet. In trying to get a motion picture made. That's what it's like. And so for most people, they don't like the behind the scenes of how stuff really is.
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Chapter 6: Who is Jake 'The Snake' Plummer and what’s the story behind his nickname?
Wow. Wait, how are you reading this? Wow.
I'm not reading it. Is it burned into your eyelids? Even that guy's family is not looking at that. No one is looking. Ryan Ramchak, 30 years old, retired a little bit early, but still a very good offensive lineman. Played for New Orleans? For New Orleans. Should have played for the Rams. Should have. Ram Chuck, yeah. No, I like that.
We're using legend a little loose, right? Like, a saint's legend? Is that like saying Jonathan Zaslow is a South Florida media legend? I mean, he kind of is. Who?
Is he? I don't know about that one on your table.
Well, I mean, look, I guess you have to be a legend to just come on this show and just beg for tickets for two days. Like, I didn't think Dan allowed that, but apparently if you're a legend, you allow that.
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Chapter 7: What are the hosts’ thoughts on the new Seth Rogen show?
I thought that was part of the perks.
Well, you know, you can work it if you need to. If it's important, I can get free tickets, but it's usually for myself or my family or something like that. What was the last tickets you asked for? Good question. I think it was to a concert to my boy Drew with Satsang. I think I went to a concert of him. He was coming through Colorado, through the Boulder area.
So, you know, you call and say, hey, can you leave some tickets? Can I go? Can you give me some tickets to the show? And, of course, you know, as a friend of ours, good friend of me and Del, Jolly, my buddy with Umbo, you know, he's always cool and hooks it up.
Are you, you know, Jake Plummer in Denver? You know, you're not waiting for restaurants, right? We're not doing that game anymore.
Yeah, you know, if I go to a restaurant and there's a long wait, I'm probably going to go to another restaurant. You know, I mean, the food stuff is kind of a funny thing. Like, you got an hour-long wait? What are you serving that's so good? Then you go and you're like, damn, I could make this at home.
What am I doing here, you know? Jake, I think most people know what Sunday is. It's not just Easter. It's 420. But tomorrow is Bicycle Day, which I didn't know about. It's the celebration of the first psychedelic trip on LSD by Dr. Albert Hoffman in 1943 in tandem with his bicycle ride home, which I do not recommend, from Sandoz Labs.
Which day means more in the Plummer household, 420 or Bicycle Day?
Because I remember my first trip. I'm bypassing both of those and looking forward to Earth Day, to be honest with you. Okay. Yeah, you know, back in the day, 420 was always a pretty funny thing when weed was illegal. And now, you know, 420 has just become a big...
know just a bunch of smoke rising from colorado and surrounding areas that have legalized marijuana 420 has never really meant a whole lot to me the 419 is really cool if you think about the history of psychedelics and just imagine being that you know albert hoffman on his bike realizing oh my god i'm tripping on lsd riding my bike uh for anybody that's ever tripped on lsd and
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Chapter 8: What is the significance of the one-take episode mentioned?
Jake, do you listen to Aaron Rodgers and just sometimes laugh? Because I do. Yeah.
I mean, I don't laugh, but I don't listen to Aaron Rodgers either. I'm sorry.
I would laugh with you there, but just at that moment, Chris was talking to me.
I have no idea what you just said. I want to pull back the curtain for everybody, for Jake, for the listeners, for the viewers, everybody. Every time someone in the shipping container or in the video room has a pithy remark, it mutes everything that's being said. So as we're trying to do an interview, it is the worst possible thing to do because I don't know what Jake just said.
Be a pro. I'm just trying to get you to ask good questions. We're trying to. Help you, and you're going to get mad at us? I was criticizing Izzy for terrible journalism. The guy said he's talked to animals before, and he asked about Aaron Rodgers.
That's ridiculous.
I would like a follow-up question. What animals have you spoken to?
Okay. Well, it was at my buddy Del's, the Jolly Death Ranch, where you come and partake in some particular plants and your ego dies. So we call it the Jolly Death Ranch. But I had a great conversation with Bluto, his black lab.
uh yeah we shared an apple played tug of war we had a lot of good times and then and then another time his chickens came out and uh that was that was insane and you know talking and like hearing him talk and like talk having that little bit of interaction with the animals was was phenomenal how did you share the apple was it like one bite you one bite the dog or was it like the situation
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