the Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio
Activity Overview
Episode publication activity over the past year
Episodes
NEW SERIES: The Department of Variance (SEPARATE FEED)
07 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A new series has launched! It has its own feed so as to not confuse the two series. Check it out on our website, somewhereohio.com, or search "Departm...
TRAILER: The Department of Variance of Somewhere, Ohio
24 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A new series. New characters. New stories. Same Ohio. The Department of Variance of Somewhere, Ohio is a new sci-fi/horror audio drama by Rat Grimes, ...
BONUS: Nine II Midnight: Horrors of our Dreams
31 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It seems like the horrors of our dreams are most frightening to you... On the Eve of Halloween, a dozen storytellers sneak inside the abandoned Dark...
BONUS: Nine II Midnight: Terrors of the Real World
31 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It seems like the terrors of the real world are most appealing to you and for good reason... On the Eve of Halloween, a dozen storytellers sneak ins...
BONUS: NINE II MIDNIGHT - PROLOGUE
01 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On the Eve of Halloween, 14 storytellers make their way to the Darklight Carnival to share horrific tales of mystery and murder… but not all is as i...
DLO 19: WE'RE STILL HERE
01 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Forward and backward are not stable concepts. The curtains close, a mask is shattered, but we're still here. Wren helps a lost soul and meets some fam...
DLO 18: HONEYBEE
07 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Wren has a chat and descends into the dark. Liz gathers allies for a revolt. Major thanks to the MVPs of this episode: Rae Lundberg as Shadow, Jess Sy...
Merch Update
22 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Just a quick update about some merchandise available now and some coming in the near future. Check out the merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/...
DLO 17: MIMIC
03 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Wren visits the town of their dreams. A man finds a doll that looks just like him. Featuring Jess Syratt of Nowhere, On Air as Liz. (CWs, some spoiler...
BONUS: BLOOM
19 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The first stand-alone semi-canon bonus episode, which going forward will be exclusive to patrons of any level. A podcast host learns about a strange s...
DLO 16: METAMORPHOSIS
06 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Wren takes a road trip. A divorcee spots an odd insect. Conway tries to shake a rock out of his shoe. Featuring the voices of Nathan from Storage Pap...
BONUS: Nine to Midnight
29 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On the eve of Halloween, nine storytellers make their way to an abandoned asylum to share their terrifying truths about the darkness that exists aroun...
DLO 15: KISS ME SON OF GOD
20 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As we've previously established, forward and backward are not necessarily stable concepts. Conway makes a choice. Wren steels their nerves. A familia...
DLO 14: CLUES/THE CAVE
30 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Wren recounts their first case. Conway watches some tapes and has a decision to make. Something is coming. Are you looking carefully at the ripples? (...
DLO 13: PROJECTION
09 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A man finds strangely familiar movies outside his door, someone pushes a rock up a hill, a dog chases its tail, and Wren takes things into their own h...
DLO 12: EARWORM/THE LAST VIDEO STORE
19 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Wren reads a letter about a man tormented by a song. Conway finds some answers, but they're about as useful as you might expect. Wren goes out. ...
DLO 11: TAMAGOTCHI/THE DEAD MALL
28 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A letter writer reminisces about his strange childhood pet. Conway explores the guts of an abandoned mall and finds someone he wasn't looking for. Wre...
DLO 10: SONG BIRD
07 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Previously... Receiving Clerk Conway was asked to look into an angel statue and a missing mail carrier named Kenji on behalf of the Dead Letter Office...
DLO 9: THREE OMENS/MAN OF CONSTANT SORROW
19 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A freighter on Lake Erie experiences heavy storms. A salvage goes wrong. Conway reminisces about his past, and has a revelation about his present. (CW...
DLO 8: HUNTED/HAUNTED
05 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Conway sorts through some old--and possibly haunted--video games. The office receives a letter from someone with a peculiar ghost problem. Happy (late...
DLO 7: DANSE MACABRE/IT'S AN ANGEL, CONWAY
22 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The office receives a grisly letter from the early 20th century about an experimental composer. Conway muses about his past and present. (CWs: blood, ...
DLO 6: GONE FISHING/MISSING
08 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Dead Letter Office receives a series of postcards from a place that doesn't exist. Conway takes a trip to his local art museum after some pieces g...
DLO 5: THE GREAT BLACK SWAMP
22 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Conway receives a water-logged manuscript from a midwestern monster hunter of questionable character. (CWs: mild drug use--cannabis, fire,) TRANS...
DLO 4: HEARTS AGLOW/SAVIOR
01 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Valentine's Day comes early as a city in California replaces its old sodium-vapor streetlights with LEDs, and Conway receives a sign from above. "My...
DLO 3: HOLES/THE KING HAS LEFT THE BUILDING
18 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Dead Letter Office receives a series of emails from a college student with recurring nightmares. Conway takes a trip to investigate a kitschy pain...
DLO 2: SECRET INGREDIENT/SECRET ADMIRER
04 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Conway archives two more odd letters this week. A struggling chef encounters a new customer with unusual tastes. A secret admirer reveals his game. Do...
DLO 1: BAD NEIGHBOR/RE:FURBISH
23 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Conway archives two strange letters this week: one involves a bad neighbor, and the other relates a short story about a fad toy from the '90s. Don't...