The Distraction: A Defector Podcast
Episodes
Retrograde and All Those Things (with Tim Marchman)
31 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
VICE’s Features Editor, Tim Marchman, talks to Drew and Roth about cryptocurrency, NFTs, and the long-awaited return of Major League Baseball. Plus,...
It’s Oozing Out of His Shoes (with Ray Ratto)
24 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Defector editor and Bay Area sports journalist, Ray Ratto, talks to Drew and Roth about money fraud, Joe Biden, the Warriors, Lakers and MLB player sa...
Not Everybody Likes A Headband Guy (with Ken Pomeroy)
17 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
College basketball metrics analyst, Ken Pomeroy, joins Drew and Roth in a conversation all about the 2022 Men’s NCAA Tournament. Plus, Guy of the We...
Let’s All Get Married On Successive Weekends (with Lauren Theisen)
10 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Co-Defector Lauren Theisen chats with Drew and Roth about mask mandates, the ongoing MLB lockout, Russell Wilson being traded to the Denver Broncos, a...
The Strong Boys Podcast (with Jason Zengerle)
03 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The New York Times Magazine writer, Jason Zengerle, talks to Drew and Roth about The Biden administration, 2024 presidential election predictions, and...
How Many Sidewalk Cracks Did I Step On? (with Kyle Buchanan)
24 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The New York Times reporter and author, Kyle Buchanan, tells Drew and Roth why the film Mad Max: Fury Road took nearly two decades to make. Plus, Guy ...
Can You Say ‘Orange’ Again, For Me?
17 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Drew and Roth discuss the Winter Olympics doping scandal, their thoughts on Super Bowl LVI, and 90s European house music. Plus, questions f...
A Grim Men's Evening (with Andy Behrens)
10 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Just ahead of Super Bowl LVI, Yahoo! Sports’ fantasy football expert, Andy Behrens, talks to Drew and Roth about future game predictions, stories of...
Coca-Cola Just Needs to Blink Wrong (with Diana Moskovitz)
03 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Defector’s very own investigative journalist, Diana Moskovitz, talks to Drew and Roth about Brian Flores suing the NFL, her experience working for N...
Headed to ’Bama for a Broken Pinky (with Nate Jackson)
27 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Former Denver Bronco’s tight end and radio personality, Nate Jackson, talks to Drew and Roth about behind-the-scenes of the NFL, players choking und...
You’ve Entered WASP Mode (with Vince Mancini)
20 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Uproxx film & culture writer Vince Mancini talks to Drew and Roth about Cowboys fans, pickup truck culture, good 49ers, and the rest of the NFL ...
I Will Keep Drinking That Garbage Until I Die (with Kalyn Kahler)
13 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Kalyn Kahler joins Drew and Roth to talk about nepotism in the NFL, Italian bookmarks, and the Hater’s Guide to the NFL Playoffs. Plus, Guy of the W...
I’m Sure This Guy You Picked is Some Sentient Cigarette Stain (with Tyler Tynes)
06 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
GQ's Tyler Tynes joins Drew and Roth to talk about Masai Ujiri and the Toronto Raptors, the Bass Pro Shops dining experience, and whether or not jorts...
Gonna Need You to Stop Saying “Gingerbread Boy”
23 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It’s that time of year! Drew and Roth talk about fancy cakes, champagne sabers, obnoxious coffee people, and hand-forged knives in the 2021 Hater’...
I Try to Counteract the Bleakness Fetish of the Internet (with Jason Gay)
16 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Wall Street Journal’s Jason Gay joins Drew and Roth to discuss Michigan football, cyclocross racing, Omicron, and cast iron skillets. Plus, Guy ...
Nice Beer You’ve Got There (with Kelsey McKinney)
10 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Live from New York City, Drew and Roth talk to Kelsey McKinney about Pacino performances, hockey goalies, and Roth’s least-favorite Mets. Plus, ligh...
Are You Getting Me Neutered Again? (with Lindsey Adler)
02 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Athletic’s Lindsey Adler joins Drew and Roth to talk about the impending MLB lockout, cheugy art, and outer space. Plus, questions from the Funb...
If You're Not Wondering if You Have the Plague After Eating, Are You Even Doing It Right?
25 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this special Thanksgiving episode, Drew and Roth talk about boiled vegetables, the Detroit Lions, and wearing vests as a lifestyle choice. Plus, qu...
Do You Dare Confront the Squircle? (with Seth Wickersham)
18 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
ESPN’s Seth Wickersham joins Drew and Roth to discuss Tom Brady, NFL owners, and the best parts of elementary school. Plus, questions from the (not ...
I’ve Dedicated Myself to Altering the Curvature of the Earth (with Lauren Theisen)
11 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Drew and Roth talk to Defector’s Lauren Theisen about daylight savings time, sports reporting, Aaron Rodgers, and NHL updates. Plus, Guy of the Week...
This is the Media’s Fault (with Dan McQuade)
04 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dan McQuade joins Drew and Roth to talk about “immunized” quarterbacks, Vegas residencies, and baseball superstitions. Plus, Guy of the Week and q...
Please Don’t Tell Anybody How I Live (with Christian Finnegan)
28 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian Christian Finnegan joins Drew and Roth to discuss the World Series, comedy during the pandemic, and what it takes to be a Knicks fan. Plus, q...
You’re Going to Have to Accept Being a Sloppy Boy (with Patrick Redford)
21 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Drew and Roth talk to Patrick Redford about fun teams to watch this NBA season, goats, optimal WFH background noise, and key takeaways from NBA openin...
It’s a Big World and a Lot of Bad Things Happen in It
14 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the guys discuss performance art, kindness, and Drew’s new book, The Night the Lights Went Out, a captivating account of the traumatic br...
Now I Have Knowledgeable Hate (with Justin Halpern)
07 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Justin Halpern joins Drew and Roth to discuss Red Sox fans, World Series worst-case scenarios, and why everyone should root against the Dodgers in a H...
Drew and David are Doing Fine (with Liz Cook)
30 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Food writer Liz Cook joins Drew and Roth to discuss Arsenal fans, restaurant reviews, Van Halen, and sports movies. Plus, questions from the Funbag! Y...
The Heartbreak of Learning You Married a Prankster (with Dom Cosentino)
23 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Drew and Roth talk to Dom Cosentino about rookie quarterbacks, AI play design, and slow walkers. Plus, Guy of the Week and questions from t...
Nicki Minaj’s Cousin is Never Going to Marry You (with Spencer Hall)
16 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Spencer Hall joins Drew and Roth to discuss college football and Alabama’s potential rival, effective pandering, and the difference between blog fam...
Swag Ahoy! (with the Defector staff)
10 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Drew and Roth gather the Defector staff for a special birthday episode celebrating a year of fart blogs, Twitch streams, and (of course) sp...
I Like to Tell Stories About Types of Guy (with Patrick Wyman)
02 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Drew and Roth talk to Patrick Wyman about the Jersey Shore, USC football, and Jeopardy! drama. Plus, a historical round of Dead or Canceled and questi...
What if Eli Manning Had Sex Appeal? (with Andy Behrens)
26 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Yahoo's Andy Behrens joins Drew and Roth to discuss how far they’d go to save a pizza and (of course) the Hater’s Guide to Fantasy Foot...
It’s Your Show, You Can Do What You Want (with Ray Ratto)
19 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Defector’s Ray Ratto joins Roth to discuss returning Covid restrictions, the Baltimore Orioles, and what it’s like to hear a career-ending injury....
Brought to You by America’s Blueberry Growers
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Drew and Roth talk eggnog ice cream, Olympic skateboarding, and the Vikings’ Covid outbreak. Plus, bathroom power rankings and sporty nicknames cour...
I Was a Huge Failing Upward Guy (with A.J. Daulerio)
29 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A.J. Daulerio joins Drew to discuss the Brett Favre scandal, Iron Maiden, and long-term recovery. Plus, questions from the Funbag! Daulerio’s new po...
Maybe the Apocalypse is Nigh (with Jason Gay)
22 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the Wall Street Journal’s Jason Gay joins Drew and Roth to discuss Giannis Antetokounmpo and the Bucks winning the NBA Championship, home...
It’s Time to Open Some Third Eyes (with Gabe Fernandez and Nick Walden)
15 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Drew and Roth talk to Gabe Fernandez about pirated music, bad liquors, and the NBA Finals. Plus, defector accomplice Nick Walden joins to remember som...
You Don’t Get to Reminisce (with Albert Burneko)
08 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Drew and Roth talk to Albert Burneko about fireworks, the Phoenix Suns, and angry tennis serves. Plus, a Guy of the Week and questions from the Funbag...
I’ll Approach the Bench (with Kelsey McKinney)
01 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Writer Kelsey McKinney joins Drew and Roth to talk about toilet literature, the Texas Longhorns, Evangelicalism, and pitcher inspections. Plus, questi...
It's Raining Acid on Jupiter
24 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Drew and Roth discuss interplanetary weather reports, earnest mustaches, and whether or not we’re in a golden age of GOATs. Plus, Dead or...
I’m Not a Sticky iPad Kid (with Chris Bosh)
17 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, NBA legend Chris Bosh joins Drew and Roth to discuss trash talk, pushing athletic limits, and the magic of the last day of school. Plus, a ...
I’m a Baseball Apologist (with Michael Schur)
10 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
TV producer Michael Schur joins Drew and Roth to talk about the future of baseball, surfing the dark web, and the challenges of making TV during a pan...
On Behalf of the Goa Tourism Board (with Rohan Nadkarni)
03 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Rohan Nadkarni joins Drew and Roth to discuss swim-up bars, Naomi Osaka, out of control NBA fans, and breaking Boston Celtics news. Plus, Guy of the W...
Swimming in the Ocean of Time (with Peter Brannen)
27 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Drew and Roth talk to Peter Brannen about Boston sports, fava beans, and the downfall of man. Plus, questions from the Funbag! And the extended Guy of...
I’m Also a Toast Boy (with Albert Burneko and Lauren Theisen)
20 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Drew and Roth are joined by Albert Burneko and Lauren Theisen for a Double Hater’s Guide to the NHL and NBA Playoffs. Plus, questions fro...
I’ve Got Nothing Else (with Will Leitch)
13 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Drew and Roth talk to Will Leitch about writing, miserable golfers, and the eternal appeal of baseball. Plus, questions from the Funbag! Leitch's nove...
If You’re Working in Politics, You Probably Suck (with Jason Schreier)
06 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Jason Schreier joins Drew and Roth to discuss video games, messy foods, the New York Jets, and Curt Schilling’s centaur obsession. Plus, ...
It’s a Very Dumb Podcast (with Tyler Dunne)
29 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Drew and Roth talk to Tyler Dunne about the NFL Draft, Sheetz coffee, and Sammy Watkins’s spiritual beliefs. Plus, a round of Dead or Canceled and q...
It’s Been a Big Year for A**holes (with Ashley Feinberg)
22 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Ashley Feinberg joins Drew and Roth to discuss baby teeth, Europe’s Soccer Super League, and Mar-a-Lago’s weirdest members. Plus, quest...
I Hope I Get it Wrong (with Tyler Tynes)
15 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Drew and Roth talk to GQ’s Tyler Tynes about weed legalization, NBA activism, Philly sports, and how to avoid teens at concerts. Plus, questions fro...
That’s as Simplistic as I Can Possibly Make It (with Thang Pham)
08 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Drew and Roth discuss time zones, MLB moving its All-Star Game, Deshaun Watson, and how to make vaccines cool. Plus, Defector accomplice Th...
That Way Lies Madness (with Tom Ley and Meg Rowley)
01 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Defector Editor-in-Chief Tom Ley and FanGraphs Managing Editor Meg Rowley join Roth to discuss the 2021 baseball season, seasonal affective disorder, ...
We’re Not Talking About Trolls, We’re Talking About Film (with Amy Nicholson)
25 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Drew and Roth talk to film critic Amy Nicholson about Martian bacteria, Patrick Schwarzenegger’s filmography, and why you can skip most movies from ...
We Have More to Hate Here (with Maitreyi Anantharaman)
18 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Defector’s Maitreyi Anantharaman joins Drew and Roth to discuss mozzarella sticks, game show hosts, and the Hater’s Guide to Marc...
Have I Forgotten How to Go to a Bar? (with Rachel Handler)
11 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Drew and Roth talk to writer Rachel Handler about celebrity lunches, Meghan Markle, and the surprisingly dark plot of The Parent Trap. Plus, a fashion...
The Magary Conundrum (with Dan Pashman)
04 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, The Sporkful’s Dan Pashman joins Drew and Roth to discuss Ozzy Osbourne, microwave settings, and Dan’s quest for the perfect past...
We Were Talking About the Weather (with Kalyn Kahler)
25 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Drew and Roth talk to Defector’s Kalyn Kahler about inclement weather, Chicago sports, and the ideal age difference for a fist fight. Plus, more que...
This Is Your Legacy (with Dan McQuade)
18 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Drew and Roth talk to Defector’s Dan McQuade about stand-up comedians, Roth’s birthday plans, and the surprisingly progressive politics of ALF. Pl...
Would You Like Me to Sign This? (with Mina Kimes)
12 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, ESPN’s Mina Kimes joins Drew and Roth to discuss wedding brunches, the Hilary Swank Effect, and, of course, the Super Bowl. Plus, questio...
You Can’t Steal All the LaCroix You Want (with Justin Halpern)
04 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Drew and Roth talk to Justin Halpern about superbowl picks, individually-wrapped dips, and the trials of working from home with kids. Plus, a round of...
Why Move to New York to Make Bread? (with Pete Wells)
28 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, New York Times restaurant critic Pete Wells talks to Drew and Roth about outdoor dining structures, buckwheat fennel cookies, and what a fo...
It’s a Happy Occasion
21 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s inauguration episode, Drew and Roth discuss steampunk Bibles, Weird Al’s greatest hits, and what life was like before everyone had ...
It’s a Freaking Graveyard Smash (with Lauren Theisen)
14 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Drew and Roth talk to Lauren Theisen about the Monster Mash, Aaron Sorkin scripts, and ideal Covid-19 protocols for hockey fights. Plus, th...
Sublime Is the Word (with Dom Cosentino)
07 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
theScore’s Dom Cosentino joins Drew and Roth to discuss the new year, playoff projections, and the best cold weather foods. Plus, a round of Dead or...
I’ve Had Dreams About Parties
24 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
As the new year draws near, Drew and Roth bid farewell to 2020 with musings on old apartments, cockney swear words, and the allure of milk-substitute ...
Hater’s Guide to the Williams-Sonoma Catalog (with James Austin Johnson)
17 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week, James Austin Johnson and his many voices join Drew and Roth to talk waffles, coolers, and the shrill sounds of a coffee grinder for the inf...
I’ll Wait for the Movie (with Kelsey McKinney)
10 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Kelsey McKinney joins Drew and Roth to talk tarot readings, AP U.S. History, and the pope’s sweet kicks. Plus, questions from the Funbag! And a very...
A Virtual Visit with Santa (with Nathan Thornburgh & Chris Jones)
03 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this post-holiday episode Drew and Roth welcome a double-serving of guests (Roads & Kingdoms’ Nathan Thornburgh and Defector accomplice Chris...
Do You Want to Jam Some Tunes? (with Albert Burneko)
26 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Drew and Roth are joined by Defector’s Albert Burneko to talk turkey, cigar hangovers, and getting too old for World of Warcraft marathon...
It’s Awkward to Lie if You’re Not a Sociopath (with Reeves Wiedeman)
19 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Reeves Wiedeman joins Drew and Roth to talk venture capital, adult dormitories, and Justin Timberlake’s acting career. Plus, questions from the Funb...
You Can Get A Tart-Ass Kiwi (with Isaac Chotiner)
12 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Drew and Roth talk to Isaac Chotiner of The New Yorker about celebrity profiles, why the best fruit is unripe, scones, and more. Plus, Roth can't esca...
Words Will Only Get You So Far
05 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Drew and Roth discuss what’s on everyone’s minds — toilet paper, Hallmark Christmas movies, and, of course, the election. Plus, questionable twe...
Nerd Bullies Are the Worst of Both Worlds (w/JUSTIN ELLIS)
29 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Drew and Roth talk to Defector’s Justin Ellis about cinematic lighting, selling souls, and what Scooby-Doo’s pals can teach us about masculinity. ...
Collecting Villains is the Fun Part (w/Anna Merlan)
22 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Drew and Roth talk to Anna Merlan of Vice about good truck stops, and conspiracy theory enthusiasts. Plus, the usual shenanigans, like the Funbag! Ann...
Dogs vs Blogs (w/Megan Greenwell)
15 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Drew and Roth talk to Megan Greenwell about her cute dog’s stupid bark, student newspapers, and why watching college football is inexcusable. Plus, ...
Walking Harley Quinn (w/THE LOX)
08 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The LOX join Drew & Roth to talk Jadakiss' infamous pizza order, juice bars, and which NY sports team is the absolute worst right now. Plus, the r...
Do You Ever Miss Metaphors? (w/BOB MOULD)
01 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Bob Mould (!!!) joins Drew & Roth the morning after the debate to talk why masks are easier than condoms, pro wrestling deep cuts, and more. Plus,...
You Can Finally Be a Certified Dick (w/Tim Marchman)
24 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Drew & Roth are joined by the worlds greatest parsley weirdo Tim Marchman of Vice to talk great reporting on the post office, Covid playoffs, and ...
Talking All-American: Tiger with Shane Ryan (Bonus)
22 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Drew & Roth talk to Shane Ryan about the legacy of Tiger Woods in this bonus episode originally produced for All-American: Tiger. Please note this...
Talking to Pilgrims with Bomani Jones
17 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Bomani Jones joins Drew & Roth to talk Jadakiss' pizza preference, Darva Conger, and college football. Bomani shares the worst thing that could po...
It's a Big Week! with Lauren Theisen
10 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Drew & Roth are joined by co-Defector Lauren Theisen to talk NHL, give an NFL preview, and wonder if Drew has an affinity for other Drews. Plus, a...
Consider the Nightgown with Ray Ratto
03 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Drew & Roth are joined by co-Defector Ray Ratto to talk college football, debate fake crowd noise, and, of course, answer questions from the Funba...
Andy Behrens and the Hater’s Guide to Fantasy Football
27 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Drew & Roth welcome their first guest, Yahoo’s Andy Behrens. But first, a note from Drew. Plus, Funbag! and bonus typing sounds. Visit defector...
Waiting All Day to Watch A Richard Marx Video
20 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Drew & Roth remember a guy, talk about why your team sucks, and inadvertently create a new segment called, "Maine Talk." Visit defector.com to su...
WE'RE BACK! WE'RE BACK!
13 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Drew and Roth never could stick to sports and now no one is asking them to, so...THEY'RE BACK! The guys catch up on the sports stories they didn't get...
Introducing: The Distraction
28 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Distraction premieres on podcast players everywhere, August 13. Head to defector.com for more info.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy...