The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi
Activity Overview
Episode publication activity over the past year
Episodes
09 – How to Write a Mythos 01
21 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: Non-explicit mentions of sexual arousal Mentions of sexual intent Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, wr...
05 – The Storm Wraith and the Three Krayt Scales
20 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: None this time! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! Th...
04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 20
15 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: None this time! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! Th...
04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 19
01 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: None this time! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! Th...
04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 18
04 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: Graphic Descriptions of Blood Graphic Description of Ritualistic Self-Harm (not more than a nick, and only enough to get a few drops...
04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 17
11 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: Descriptions of Torture (no actual torture) Descriptions of Blood Confrontation of Deep-seated Trauma Threats Welcome to The Essenti...
04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 16
29 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: Violence and Battle Blood and Gore Murder Darth Vader Disembowelment Maiming Decapitation Strangulation Darth Vader Kidnapping Threa...
04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 15
07 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: Climbing on top of a moving vehicle Gunfire Murder Explosions Murder Blood and Injuries Murder Vehicle Crash Murder Falling from Hei...
04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 14
29 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: Public Intoxication Drunken Sexual Harassment Ignoring of the word “no” Threats Bodily Harm Allusions to victim blaming (no actu...
04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 13
14 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: Zev’s Massive Gay Panic Grenades Graphic Descriptions of Murder Graphic Descriptions of Blood Looting of Dead Bodies Heavy Weather...
04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 12
25 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: Threats Non-lethal Strangulation Graphic Descriptions of Corpses Description of Impromptu Autopsy Aftereffects of Lethal Poisoning D...
04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 11
31 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: Graphic Descriptions of Blood and Gore Graphic Descriptions of Character Deaths/Murder Graphic Descriptions of Poisoning Alien Moral...
04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 10
12 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: Graphic Descriptions of Pain Graphic Descriptions of Wound Care Surprise Tests Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Enginee...
04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 09
02 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: Blood Graphic Description of Non-consensual Mind Reading/Mind Rape Graphic Description of Seizure-like Symptoms Vader Threats Reckle...
04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 08
18 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Trigger List: Threats Casual Transphobia Non-consensual outing of a transgender person Graphic Descriptions of Blood and Gore Gun Threats Gun viol...
04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 07
30 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: –Graphic descriptions of a panic attack Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai...
04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 06
15 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: -Poison -Not Poisoning Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Ga...
04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 05
01 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabrie...
04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 04
12 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabrie...
04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 03
03 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: Non-consensual Mind Reading Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by S...
04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 02
20 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabrie...
04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 01
11 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabrie...
03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 19
28 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Special Thanks to the following for contributing their voices to Chapter 18: Jackdaw_kraai, Sakkiko, Jaina, Deerstalker_Clad, Jinxster99, Bumi CONTE...
03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 18
15 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabrie...
03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 17
05 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabrie...
03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 16
21 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: Mentions of Murder, Infection, and Biting Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai...
03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 15
11 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabrie...
03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 14
04 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabrie...
03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 13
29 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: Potential trigger for trypophobia Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and rea...
03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 12
19 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: Graphic Descriptions of Murder Graphic Descriptions of Malicious Body Transformation Graphic Descriptions of Gore (Blood, Bone, Or...
03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 11
12 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussions of surgery Descriptions of someone being influenced by anesthetics Disturbingly insensitive mention of a suicide Mob m...
03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 10
05 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: Threats and discussions of torture (no actual torture) Graphic descriptions of institutional violence/police brutality Frank discu...
03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 09
24 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: Descriptions of a minor emotional breakdown Discussions of surgery Discussions of abuse victim mentalities Welcome to The Essentia...
03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 08
15 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel!...
03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 07
08 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel!...
03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 06
01 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: -Descriptions of a limb stump -Graphic descriptions of a panic attack -Graphic descriptions of a breakdown Welcome to The Essential ...
03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 05
26 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel!...
03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 04
20 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: Waking up during surgery Graphic descriptions of Pain and Injury Graphic Body Horror Drowning Imagery (no actual drowning) Welcome t...
03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 03
15 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: Graphic descriptions of severe burns Graphic descriptions of loss of limb Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering ...
03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 02
03 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: Graphic descriptions of pain Graphic descriptions of severe burn wounds Graphic descriptions of loss of limb Welcome to The Essentia...
03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 01
29 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNINGS: None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel!...
02 – How To Give A Presentation – Chapter 11
21 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form...
02 – How To Give A Presentation – Chapter 10
09 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form...
02 – How To Give A Presentation – Chapter 09
25 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form...
02 – How To Give A Presentation – Chapter 08
13 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form...
02 – How To Give A Presentation – Chapter 07
30 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form...
02 – How To Give A Presentation – Chapter 06
24 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form...
02 – How To Give A Presentation – Chapter 05
13 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form...
02 – How To Give A Presentation – Chapter 04
05 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form...
02 – How To Give A Presentation – Chapter 03
04 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form...
02 – How To Give A Presentation – Chapter 02
03 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form...
02 – How To Give A Presentation – Chapter 01
03 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form...
01 – How To Reinvent The Stormtrooper Armor
03 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form...