The Etims Show
Episodes
An Easter Rising?
27 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hector and Desi talk about the latest shambles that is Season 25-26They discuss Araujo and Big Tams absences.They look at Tannadice and all that happe...
Our Rivals are Blue in the Face
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The Team get together to discuss an amazing Away Campaign resulting in that shocker at IbroxA match shocking on so many levels!They discuss the loss o...
March On!
28 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hector, Ralph, Karen, Monty and Desi get together to discuss all things football in the world of Celtic.They look at the late goals which have dried u...
Bored_Room_For_Change
27 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Desi, Karen, Monty, Ralph and Hector get together for a non football special chat.They discuss the Fans and the Board and all the goings and not goi...
I Think We're all Loan now
05 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Etims get together to discuss The Transfer Window and there is quite a difference of opinion on that thorny subject.They look at the new Loan arrivals...
Taking the Mikey
25 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hector, Ralph and Desi discuss the Bologna and Hearts 2-2 draws, both with 10 men!They wonder will the Board back Martin or leave him out to dry?They ...
Return of the Mac 2
05 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The Team get online to discuss the departure of Wilf and the arrival of Martin..again!They discuss the hell of Wllfs 33 days and look forward to what ...
Etims End of Year Awards 2025
29 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Team get together to discuss this years Etims Awards 2025The Sigh Inducing StatementWorst PerformanceThe HighlightThe DisappointmentExit The Yoyo...
Wilfrieds Week
15 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Etims get together to talk about Wilfried Nancy - his arrival and quite possibly his departure.They pay Tribute to John 'Dixie' Deans.They reflect on ...
You cant spell Armageddon without AGM
21 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hector, Ralph, Desi and Monty get together to discuss a mad few days...from Ireland's impressive exploits, Scotland's shockeroonie and then that AGM!T...
All Change
06 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hector, Desi, Monty, Richie I am Jolly talk about the last week or so of the utter whatthefuckery that is Glasgow Celtic.The discuss Montys 9 days of ...
Misery loves Company
26 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A packed house discuss the sad state of affairs that is Celtic at present.Hector, NotSoHappyCelticLass, Ralph, Monty and Desi look at where we are, wh...
Think for a Minute
10 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Etims get together to discuss the recent Board & Celtic Fans Collective Meeting. They look back on how we got this far and look into the future a...
Sliding_Doors_CSC
07 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ralph & Desi get together to discuss a few Sliding Doors moments recently for Celtic.Could the Braga game have been oh so different if that goal h...
Splashdown
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hector, Monty and Desi talk about a very interesting 2 weeks:They look at The Fans recent Meeting and action and the future potential there.They look ...
Board Silly
03 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
** Latest Sept 2nd Pod : Reloaded & renamed after naming error **Desi is joined by Hector, Monty and Karen (@HappyCelticLass on Twitter) to talk...
Good God Almaty!
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ralph, Monty and Desi get together to talk about the shambles that are Celtic at the moment.They ask "Just what the fuck is going on?" and try and fin...
Welcome to the 2025-26 Season
25 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ralph, Hector and Desi with an early introduction to the New Season.They take some time to salute John Clark and John Fallon who passed away recently....
Seasons_Endgame
22 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Desi, Hector and Ralph are joined by Karen aka HappyCeltic Lass to discuss the Season that's just been and the Scottish Cup Final coming up.They discu...
Tedious_CSC
25 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Team get together to discuss just how Tedious is it winning all the time?The answer...Celtic fans fucking love Tedium!They also look at the recent...
Consistently_Inconsistent
09 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hector, Ralph and Desi get together to discuss the consistent Inconsistency of celtics form, or lack of!They discuss the lack of Energy, Tactics, Hear...
Bazzinga
14 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Team get together to look back and ahead at all the events impacting Celtic and beyond.They look at The Alan Muir Disaster.They discuss the Bayern...
How Much is Nawrocki in the Window
07 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Desi, Hector and Monty discuss the latest games and goals along with the joys of Birmingham. They discuss The Transfer Window and the recent comings (...
kyogone
23 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Etims get together to discuss the highs and lows of a Celtic CL Wednesday.From the wonder of winning that game and qualifying against Young Boys to th...
A_Chat_With_Bobby_Bluebell
20 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Desi chats with Glasgow Music legend and Celtic Fan, Robert Hodgens aka Bobby Bluebell and they cover many a wonderful topic, ranging from:What links ...
Emptihad
13 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hector, Ralph and Desi get together celebrate a New Year and the same old madness from The Huns.They discuss :The Xmas fixturesThe New Years gubbing a...
2024_ETims_Awards
20 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Its the Award Show that everyone has been waiting on!Welcome to The Etims Ewards!Categories includePlayerManagerGoalGameSigningLoanSurpriseDealWinne...
Magic_Maeda
18 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Team get together to do League Cup Final ReviewHector gets asked how was hospitality at Etims Kings Park Car Park?They look at The Team before han...
Point_Taken
10 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hector, Monty and Desi get together post match to discuss the 0-0 game vs Zagreb,Where we shite?, They shite, pitch shite, both shite, everything shit...
Virtual Schmirchual Charlie Burchill
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
All the Gang get together to talk all things Celtic.They discuss the Killie win, The Hearts Gubbing and then move onto the Brugge encounter.They consi...
Oh We're Half Way There
08 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hector, Monty and Desi get together to talk about a sensational Week for Celtic.They discuss parking facilities for Etims Listeners at Hampden.They ta...
Turned Out Nice Again
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hector, Monty and Desi get on the pod to chat about the great 0-0 Victory(!) against Atalanta.They discuss, the nerves and expectations.Theytalk about...
A Step Up in Class
30 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The team look back at win over Falkirk and look at John McGlynn and his attacking approach.They discusss the impact of having quality subs.They look a...
5_alive
19 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Etims get together to discuss all things Celtic.They discuss the 5 wins & 5 Clean Sheets perfect start.in the SPFL.They almost praise the Board ...
Three_and_Easy
03 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The guys get together to talk about Sundays game and its repercussions.They review Prematch and that great Tifo displayThey discuss that awkward first...
Window_Shopping
30 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
An extra special edition tonight where theres so much to discuss.The Start of the season!The Transfer Window!The Ambition of Matt O'Riley ( and the de...
New_Seasons_Greetings
02 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The team get together for the first podcast of the new season.They look at items such as:Celts at Euros and CONCAFRangers ground/steel issuesPre-seaso...
E_For_Euros
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Desi, Hector and Monty get together just before the Euros24 kicks off to look at :The Cup FinalSeasons End Celebrations in the Highlands, irelands and...
Here_We_Go_Again
24 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hector, Desi and Monty get together to discussLast weeks impressive Title winning race across the line!Idah making an Impression at KillieThe Party in...
Faraway_So_Close
14 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hector, Ralph, Monty and Desi get together to discussThe Rangers Victory and all the key moments, before, during and afterwardsThe POTY Awards and The...
FunFunFun!
10 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hector, Monty and Desi get together before the big game to discuss:The Hearts game and the United Front The Vision of Matt O'Riley and Reo HatateThe ...
The_Mans_Maeda_Granite
26 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hector, Monty ( and 2 bottles of vino) and Desi get together to discussThat Mad Semi Final last weekendThe Return of Match Tension!Hart the Villian me...
Oh_My_Days
15 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hector and Desi get together to discussThat 3-3 draw at IbroxJohn BeatonThe Dundee Pitch DilemmaThe St Mirren 3-0 VictoryThe Ross Count 3-2 VictoryThe...
Super Celtic Never Beaton
04 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hector, Monty and Desi get together to discuss the recent games and how they will impact the future big game at Ibrox on Sunday.They discuss that Hear...
Etims Go To Washington
24 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
With Celtic announcing a North America Tour for this Summer, Desi and Hector catch up with Callum Murray of the Washington CSC to discuss the up and c...
Putting_The_Sell_in_Celtic
21 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ralph joins Hector, Monty and Desi to discuss what the hell is going on with Celtic.They discuss the Kilmarnock fiasco.They discuss the issues on and ...
Window_Pain
01 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Desi, Monty and Hector get together to discuss The January Window.They ask How?They ask Why?Most importantly, they ask What the actual Fuck?The reflec...
The_Bellahouston_Conspiracy
08 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Monty, Hector and Desi get together to discuss a certain few games just before the New Year and a certain aftermath or possibly aftermass!They praise ...
ETims_EOY_Awards_REMASTERED
21 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
**A New improved AUDIO file for The Etims 2023 Awards. **You can now hear what Hector is saying after some recording level issues in original Podcast ...
ETims_2023_Awards
20 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Its the Etims "End of Year Awards" Shock of the year! Balls Up of the Year! Most Controversial Opinion! Most Improved Most Regressed...
HailHailHumbug
12 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Desi and Hector get together with a very special Xmas Podcast guest, Matt from Hail Hail History to discuss the past, present and future like a good S...
Ralph_Loves_Soup
15 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Desi, Hector and Monty are joined by BBS Sportsounds latest Soup taker, Ralph Malph to discuss the recent Celtics goings on as well as various other ...
atleticoh_my_god
26 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Desi is joined by Hector and Monty to discuss the Atletico Madrid game and various other factors.They consider the wonder that is Liam Scales turn of ...
Sacklife
02 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Monty and Desi get together to discuss a wonderfully entertaining September.From various wins, a Euro defeat, new deals and star performances and then...
Poor_Bealing
06 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hector, Monty and Desi get together to salute The Alamo Celtic Team who stood tall against all the odds and fears and came away from Ibrox with a ster...
GroupEs_are_Good
31 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Celtic Grandad CSC all get together to discuss the Champions League draw which sees Celtic in Group E with trips to Rotterdam Rome and Madrid to l...
All hail James Forrest
26 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Etims get together to discuss:The surreall Pre-Season which has seen Brendan return as if he was never away. Is he Sir Keir Starmer or Bobby Ewing?The...
Paradise_Regained
19 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Guess Who's back...back again!Etims get together to respond to the news that Brendan Rodgers is once again our Club Manager.They discuss what led to R...
postecogWHO
06 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Etims get together to wonder "Will we ever Learn?"The white pants have been charmed off us all once again and in the morning after, we are left alone ...
Clap Your Hands
31 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
THE END OF SEASON PODCAST : CLAP YOUR HANDS!Hector and Monty join Desi to look back( and forward) on a great Season and they consider:Your Perso...
Etims_Meets_Tadhg_Hickey
28 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hector, Monty and Desi get together along with a very special guest on the eve of the Scottish Cup Semi Final.They are joined by The Pride of Cork ( c...
The_End_is_Nigh
07 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hector, Monty and Desi get together to celebrate with agreement on Good Friday and look back at recent celtic games and related matters ( Brendan - hu...
The_League_Cup_Winners
27 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hector, Monty and Ralph join Desi to discuss the last few weeks and that glorious League Cup Final victory at Hampden.They look at results since the l...
Oh Oh Oh Hes Magic
24 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hector, Monty and Desi get together for a belated Happy New Year to everyone, the Club and to the current Transfer WindowWe discuss the Celtic comings...
Messi_Xmas_Everyone
19 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Lets start with a Xmas Cracker joke:Knock Knock Who's thereThe Sydney Cup..Exactly!The team get together to chat on recent events.They discuss Peter L...
Santiago_BernaWOW!
08 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Etims get together to look back on the last 7, yes, 7 games since the last podcast, Those game include the introduction of VAR and some memorable away...
Clinical_Thoughts
13 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Desi, Hector and Monto get together to discuss September into October and what might have been for Celtic.They discuss the European games.They discuss...
Jolly_Bhoy_Jota-For_REAL
05 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
ETims get together to discuss the 4-0 gubbing of the Huns and the highly anticipated meeting with Real Madrid on Tuesday in the Champions League at Ce...
Celts_Get_Real
25 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Team get together to talk about the Champions League draw. It is really exciting, its really enticing, its really really really bloody magic!The 4...
Whole_Jawta_Love
18 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The guys get together to discuss the last few weeks.They discuss they and Celtics good fortune both on and off the pitch.They discuss all the stunning...
Guess Who's Back!
21 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hello HelloIts that time again, already!Desi, Hector, Monty and Ralph welcome back the glorious Glasgow Celtic with the first Podcast of Season 22-23....
Ange_Champion-The_Wonder_Oz
11 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hector Champion Bandido joins Monty Champion Burns along with Desi Champion Mond to salute Ange Postecoglou and Celtics amazing SPFL Championship Titl...
Etims_meet_George_Paterson
28 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Desi gets together with renowned Scottish Author, Musician, DJ and all round good Celtic Man, George Paterson to talk about his great novel, The Girl,...
Highland_Toffee
24 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ralph and Desi got together with the Outer Hebrides Tourist Guide that is Hector Bandido to discuss todays massive 2-0 victory at Ross County and the ...
The Joy of Six
03 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The guys get together pre match to discuss their predictions and then gather again to celebrate after a brilliant performance to go 6 points clear at ...
Fannadice
16 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ralph, Monty and Hector join Desi to discuss the latest Celtic topics and try and be Positive in our lookout...well that lasts about 15 minutes all to...
Oh_No_Bodø
18 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The guys get together to talk about the ups, downs and rickety in-betweens since that game against the Huns.They discuss the win at Pittodrie and also...
SHITEBAG
04 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The guys get together to discuss the amazing events, day by day since the last podcast only a week or so ago...they look at:Last Saturday...That Ross ...
RIP_Wim
28 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hector, Ralph, Monty and Desi get together to pay tribute to the wonderful Wim Jansen and his achievements and legacy at Celtic.They look back at that...
New Sensation
14 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hector, Monti and Desi get together to welcome the new year and welcome our new signings and the shock new sensation of doing business early in the wi...
KO-GO!
20 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Desi, Ralph and Hector get together to celebrate the brilliant feeling of winning again!We salute Ange, Calmac, Dom Mackay and aof course the wonder t...
One_Game_At_A_Time
29 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hector. Monty and Desi get together while Ralph assisting Plod to talk about Celtics recent games, Berties send off and up and coming games with Heart...
Bertie Auld RIP
16 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Etims get together to praise and give thanks for the wonderful Bertie Auld who passed away this week.He may have been only 5ft 6 but a True Giant - Ce...
G-Tims
11 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hector, Desi and Monty G Burns get together to discuss the big news that Stevie G has departed rangers and headed south to Aston Villa.They discuss t...
Damn_The_Board
30 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A special Podcast for listeners as Etims go on a rant for half an hour about The Boards attitude to annoying the fans by their insane actions and negl...
Angeballistic
29 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The guys get together to talk about Angeball and the glorious Celtic fitbaw month of October.They discuss the great football, players and management a...
Barnesacoglu-How-Dare-You
01 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Desi, Hector, Ralph and Monty get together to discuss all things Celtic.They look back at recent home, away, domestic and European disappointments.The...
Brainfart CSC
16 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ralph, Desi and Monty aka Mark Kermode are joined by Hector eventually to discuss all things Celtic and beyond.They look at the 4:3 defeat in Seville ...
August_Ange_Everything_After
30 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hector and Desi get together to talk about quite an exciting end to August and maybe even more excitement lying beyond.They talk about Europa League a...
Costkyogo_Ikeahashi
16 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The team get together to talk about the transformation in Celtic over the last few weeks.They discuss the changes in play, performance and personnel. ...
Moving_Forward
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Monty, Ralh and Desi join together to take in the 2nd half of Celtic latest Euro challenge.4 goals for and 2 daft goals against see the Celts in contr...
Bored_Board_Bored
29 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Etims Carmudgeons get together to discuss the recent European exit and the utter shambles that Ange has had to face. We look at how many years we ...
OptimismCSC
12 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hector, Monty and Desi get together to talk shop.We hoped it was gonna be a positive podcast, it didnt quite work out that way!We talk about The Euros...
Coming Around Again
24 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The guys get togther to talk about Wee Bertie, The Euros, Ange arriving at Lennoxtown, 3 weeks to our first real game and not a dish washed, Leigh Gri...
Ange_is_an_Energy
31 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Etims team get together to discuss the recent events at Celtic Park and the world beyond.They ask - HOWE can it come to this?They wonder who is in...
Seasons_End_Thank_Ghod!
16 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hector, Monty, Ralph and Desi get together to say a great big THANK F*** that this season is finally over.They look back on Broonys wonderful Celtic c...
Shrug_CSC
21 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Oh My God we could have killed Kenny show!Desi, Monty, Hector, Ralph and Emilio the dog get together to quickly review todays 1-1 draw with Ranger...
Tend
07 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hector, Monty and Desi get together to talk post match after Celtic 0-0 draw at Tannadice that confirms the league and 10 in a row has gone.The guys d...
Lennedy-No1
27 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
26mins breakHector, Monty and Desi get together to talk post match after Celtic 1-0 victory over Aberdeen at Celtic Park.They discuss Kennedys line up...
NFL Punted
24 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
NFL PuntEtim regulars, Hector, Ralph, MOnty and Desi are joined by Andy "Boards AOK!" Broadsword to talk about Neil Francis Lennon leaving the club.Th...