The Fairbairn Podcast
Episodes
Building The Perfect Superhero
30 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Who is the best superhero of all time? Who is the worst? Should superheroes be stickier? What's on Jaxon's face? Why didn't the ministry of magic know...
Welcome to Fairbairn Land
23 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
You've heard of Disney Land. You've experienced Movie World. There's Six Flags, Universal Studios and Shanghai Haiching Ocean World. These are all hou...
The Japan Diaries
16 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Fresh off the plane from the land of the rising sun, Japanese Lachlan and Ben 10 are here to fill you in on all the happenings and goings on from thei...
Picking The New James Bond
09 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Much has been said about who could potentially fill the shoes of Daniel Craig as the next James Bond. Will it be Callum Turner? Will it be Idris Elba?...
Top 5 Most Bullsh*t Skills
02 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back from their shows at the Radelaide Fringe festival with stories galore. After the Adelaide Saga unfolds we get into the nitty gritty ...
Lachlan's Big Lie
23 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Lachlan comes clean on a fib he made as a kid, meanwhile Jaxon decides who can or can't say a specific slur. PLUS we hear all about Valentines day, th...
Jaxon's Fatherhood Plan ft. Pat Clifton
16 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
With Lachlan still mysteriously missing, Jaxon enlists the help of dear friend of the pod, Pat Clifton from the You Wouldn't Podcast. We finally addre...
Building Our Dream Ranch
09 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Lachlan has some explaining to do after walking in with bleach blonde hair but not before the boys discuss whether their dad thought they were gay for...
COOL GUYZ ONLINE
02 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It's an absolutely stacked episode this week with FIVE, that's right, FIVE special guests. Your two favourite boys are joined by Gus, Matt, Sven, Ryan...
Jaxon's Birthday Bash
26 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It's been a big weekend for the boys but it'll take more than that to keep them away from the studio. Plus, would you believe it, Jaxon is still broke...
We're Back!
19 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back from a long break and ready to update everyone on the goings on and happenings in the world of Fairbairn Head to Patreon.com/...
Millennial Humour
15 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Christmas season is in full swing as your hosts Lachlan and Christmas Jones bring you another holly jolly episode of the podcast. We talk millennial h...
Sopha Dopha Presents: A Fairbairn Film
08 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back and fresh off Australian media's night of nights - The TikTok awards! With some stories about brushing shoulders with the best as we...
We're Lumped Up
01 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back and Jaxon has a special surprise that he's brought in which has nothing to do with Lachlan's Birthday. Meanwhile we get into the pol...
Jaxon Goes Bush
24 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jaxon is back from his adventures in the wilderness and he's got the battle scars to prove it! Meanwhile Lachlan brings up a story of a similar advent...
We Wrote Jason Statham's Next Movie
17 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
First off a huge thanks to everyone who has already subscribed to our new Patreon. If you haven't already, this is the only place you can listen to fu...
The Fairbairn Christmas Spectacular
10 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Join your two favourite jolly holly boys, Jingle Balls and Ringle Bells to take you on a magical journey through everyones favourite time of the year....
BONUS: P!nk vs Lady Gaga
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys address all the controversy surrounding the past and future of the Boner ep, before diving into some deep musical analysis. We also extensive...
Hanging With Jelly Roll
03 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are coming in hot this week after hanging out with a major celebrity, as well as learning that they are now mutual friends with James Cameron...
BONUS: Movies Shouldn't Have Themes
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys go deep on the meanings behind movies, and whether they should even have meanings in general. Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast ...
Taking A Lap
27 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jaxon's back from the mincing machine and the boys delve into some hot button topics around Saudi Arabia, Mark Zuckerberg, Florence Pugh and Lachlan's...
BONUS: The Best Day of Jaxon's Life
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With Jaxon still minced, Ben joins Lachlan to recount what Jaxon described as the best day of his life. The boys also chat through the politics of wea...
Jaxon's Been Minced
20 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Special guest BEN is in Jaxon's seat today as they talk through Jaxon's unfortunate demise. We've also got mad libs, being left on emojis, some more d...
BONUS: How many ways can Jaxon die in a year?
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys tackle some more of the toughest hypotheticals that Lachlan could find on Reddit. They even begin pondering their own philosophical questions...
Hermione is goated
13 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys discuss whether it's better to live in a big town or a city, while reminiscing on some of their high school memories. Plus you'd never believ...
BONUS: Lachlan's Love Triangle
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back for another bonus ep and Lachlan has had an interesting night out on the town. Plus we also get into some top-tier content with word...
The Worst Inventions Possible (And Impossible)
06 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys talk about dreams, star signs, Halloween costumes, and the worst possible inventions. Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Fil...
BONUS: Naming Every Girl
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are live from the farm in an undisclosed location in South Australia. Featuring guest appearances from a dog, a chicken and a father, the guy...
Convincing People We Have A Real Job
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are live from Adelaide, back where it all started! We get to chatting about how dumb most people are (not you obviously), plus another voice ...
BONUS: Top 5 Days At School
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys reminisce on their school days as they talk through the universally accepted top 5 days to be at school. Lachlan also has an idea for an app,...
The Best Ways to Use Free Will
15 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back after a big weekend and there's a lot to get through. There's a throwback to Covid living, an outrage over Sydney drivers, Lachlan's...
BONUS: Could You Spend 12 Years in A Bookstore?
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
$2 million. One Bookstore. 15 years. Could you do it? The boys talk through the hardest hypothetical question we could find. Follow the pod on ...
Explaining Zero Gravity Physics
08 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys talk get deep into the science as Lachlan channels Albert Einstein to give Jaxon a science lesson. The boys also talk parking fines, watching...
BONUS: Chubbed In A Museum ft. Ed Oxenbould
03 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ed is back with the boys for a red hot Bonus ep talking all things museums, erections, dap ups plus another classic blind ranking. Follow the p...
Being The Hardest Fathers ft. Ed Oxenbould
01 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are joined by friend of the show and Hollywood hunk Ed Oxenbould to chat through AI, fatherhood, simlish, acting, films and so much more. &nb...
BONUS: Top 5 Things To Do When You Get Home Drunk
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this bonus episode the boys list their top 5 favourite things to do when they get home drunk, which is obviously not very often. Follow the ...
The Worst Day Of Jaxon's Life
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys talk through a mammoth weekend which involved almost getting into a fight, a very big brekkie, some more of Charlotte's cookies and a movie r...
BONUS: The Most Red Hot Ep We’ve Recorded
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Things get a little spicy in the studio as the boys dive deep into the sex work industry. Plus we've also got a blind ranking list for Lachlan. ...
Hot Hobbies Vs Virgin Hobbies
18 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys discuss which hobbies are hot and which are for virgins, but not before Jaxon regales us with his City2Surf stories. We also get a voice mess...
BONUS: The Toughest Would You Rather's
13 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys tackle some of the hardest Would You Rather's to ever hit the airwaves. Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lach...
The Most Expensive Dinner In History
11 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys talk about Lachlan's Beef with a TikTok fan account, the most expensive dinner anyone has ever eaten in Adelaide, plus we hear the worst L th...
BONUS: The Top 5 Scariest Films We've Ever Seen
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys chat about some of the scariest movies they've ever watched, and I bet you won't believe which film franchise gets multiple mentions! ...
The Tale of Jaxon The Sword Maker and Sensei Yansei Yamashita
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys recap their trip to Canberra for the live show, Jaxon talks about finishing the 75 hard challenge (he may not have mentioned it already) and ...
BONUS: The Top 5 Feelings We've Ever Felt
30 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys discuss their favourite feelings to feel, and examine why most of these feelings involve some kind of bodily fluid Follow the pod on I...
Learning How To Shop Dad Style Ft Michael Blanchtown
28 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys talk through how to shop like their dad, the importance of calorie counting plus the scariest movie Jaxon has seen (as told by fill in guest ...
BONUS: Top 5 Books Of All Time
23 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys rate their top 5 books of all time. Number 3 might shock you! Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and Ja...
Breaking The Short King Stigma
21 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys tackle one of the biggest stigmas in our modern society, as well as the age old question: Do you really need to register your car? Plus a ver...
BONUS: The Most Useless Superpowers
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys come up with the most useless superpowers imaginable, and a few that would be pretty useful. Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairba...
Getting Old and Taking L's
14 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys ponder on some of life’s certainties, growing old and Taking L’s in the dating world. Plus Jaxon had a power outage… or di...
BONUS: Best and Worst Animation studios
09 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys decide who’s making good animated movies and who’s making trashSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Chiropractors aren’t real
07 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back and they have some serious opinions on medical practitioners.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BONUS: Shrek
02 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Shrek.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
On The Farm Again
30 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back in SA to handle some business.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BONUS: Bodily Problems
25 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys list all the problems and quirks to do with their bodies, and then talks about other stuff entirely.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...
Childhood Injuries
23 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys detail some of their worst injuries growing up and other dangerous activities they go involved in.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...
BONUS: Best Cheat Meals
18 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys list the best foods to eat when you’re just willing to cut loose.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Prawn Trawlers
16 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys talk about Jaxon’s cat Brick, Lachlan’s favourite new YouTube channel, and 1940s Los Angeles.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...
BONUS: Australian City Stereotypes
11 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys break down each stereotypes for each Australian city. Like it says in the title.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What would you do with a billion dollars?
09 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jaxon’s doing 75 day hard, Lachlan is getting drunk, and the boys ask each other what they would do if they were rich.See omnystudio.com/listener fo...
BONUS: The Darcy Quiz
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lachlan battles Darcy in a quiz involving questions he is really good at and ones he has no idea about.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...
Darcy’s back
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today the boys are joined by Darcy, former member of the team. They reminisce on old memories and dabble in some serious shenanigans.See omnystudio.co...
BONUS: Five Fingers, Infinite Fluids
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys rank every Shrek movie with too much passion & play a game where each person can shoot 5 different infinite liquids from their fingers. ...
Bomb threats & a trivia showdown
26 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
If you’ve ever been ignored by Florence Pugh in your imagination, this one’s for you. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BONUS - How many men would it take?
22 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys debate how many unarmed men it would take to defeat various animals. It gets graphic. And weirdly emotional. See omnystudio.com/listener for ...
Lachlan's insane discovery
19 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This episode contains sub-zero camping, fashion disasters and one of the strangest art stories you’ll ever hear. See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...
BONUS: Trivia showdown
14 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys test each other’s knowledge on topics they actively dislike.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The hour between 7 and 8AM is evil
12 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jaxon spirals through message requests, Lachlan remembers Saturday Disney, and the boys debate the top 5 hours of the day.See omnystudio.com/listener ...
BONUS: Unhinged translations
07 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lachlan & Jaxon react to a list of unhinged English translations found on Japanese and Chinese restaurant menus, caution signs, and public toilets...
Cocktail crawl & Jazz
05 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys recap a chaotic cocktail crawl in Manly, reflect on ferry rides and Sydney icons, unpack their newfound love for jazz Plus: conspiracy chats,...
BONUS: Story Swap
01 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lachlan and Jaxon each write the first half of a story, then switch and finish each other’s — with deeply cursed results.See omnystudio.com/listen...
Get good at blackjack (or die trying)
28 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jaxon moves houses & Lachlan tries to “help” by pitching a series of horrible money-making schemes, plus a father-son role play scene not to b...
BONUS: Top 5 People to Fight
23 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jaxon and Lachlan each pick their dream 5-person fight team.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
NYC Stole my Nikes
22 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Rocket League, parking rage, broken windows, and the worst tax bill of all time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BONUS: Top 5 Australian Films
16 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jaxon and Lachlan list their top Australian films, most of which aren’t technically Australian.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dobbed On at the Gym
14 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lachlan gets dobbed on at the gym, Jaxon dreams about lions, and the boys freestyle poetry about the Gold Coast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...
BONUS: Weirdest Legal Substances
14 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lachlan & Jaxon unpack a common drink that might secretly be poison & more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Teleportation & Knife Hands
07 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lachlan hires a Japanese tutor and Jaxon recalls writing the worst story ever told.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BONUS: Worst Hobbies of All Time
02 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Not all hobbies are created equal.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
100,000 Baby Spiders
31 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A huntsman nest explodes, Lachlan’s Subway sandwich stand off, and the boys try to make real estate sexy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...
BONUS: London’s Greatest Icons
26 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
James Bond, Mr. Bean, and Bob the Builder go head-to-head in the ultimate battle for London supremacy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...
Lost Phones, Broken Toes & A Trip to Japan
24 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jackson gets mugged in London, loses everything, and somehow ends up in a TikTok scam & Lachlan returns from Japan with unsolicited cultural exper...
The Christmas Episode
23 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Strap in for the dumbest episode we’ve ever made. Merry Christmas.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Speedruns
17 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jaxon springs a surprise trip to Europe and the boys scramble to get all their work done in time for his departure.See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...
A day in the life of a girl
09 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Lachlan tackles what a girl does in a day, while Jaxon goes on about something else what’s new.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Breaking into your own house
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The guys talk about the best sandwiches, genie wishes, and some of the most dangerous hobbies.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Our new friend
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The guys made a friend in Queensland, attended a Titanic exhibition, and defended microplastics.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
You can’t live in Gotham
18 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jaxon makes a list about Lachlan, they discuss Batman, and Jaxon hates musical comedy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Becoming a Dad
11 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys explore how ready they are to become fathers, and how annoying it is when people post their babies.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...
Business Ventures
04 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys brainstorm money-making ventures, explore the best solids and liquids, and deal with an army of Karens.See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...
Traffic
28 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys dissect their hatred of traffic, talk about times their notoriety has gotten them out of trouble, and explore the possibility of Sherlock Hol...
Jaxon's new movie
21 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys talk Jaxon’s 1 for 1 audition rate, peeing etiquette, favourite pixar movies and 2017 Youtube rap beefs.See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...
Farm Life
14 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Lachlan and Jaxon delve into their childhood as farm hands, explaining all of the ways they traded their child labour for money for video games.See om...
We're back
07 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back but not better than ever. Worse than ever. Strap in for The Fairbairn Podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Welcome (Back) To The Fairbairn Podcast
03 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to our new show!Tune into a 45 min hang out with with sketch comedy duo and brothers Lachlan and Jaxon Fairbairn. Think banter about things th...