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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Woo! Woo!
Chapter 2: What happens during the boys' trip to Texas?
Welcome back to the fellas pod now. The boys are f***ed. It's not even, it's just about being a week and it's f***ed. No. Nah, I'm feeling a little bit more human today.
yesterday was a writer yeah guys if you've watched the vlog you can see what chip was like when we're referring to yesterday it was a day we traveled back from dallas a day of reckoning i don't think there's anyone in the world that gets worse hangovers than you bro yeah honestly like when i was younger it wasn't there and you just go out and the next day it's like yeah i'm good to go i'm sweet as every year as i get older they get worse now it's two days at least
No, but you're still like... I still obviously get fucking blabbed. But can I just say, the thing is, though, he also goes the hardest to help anyone. That is true, but back in the day, I could do that and not suffer too much after, and now I just can't. Yeah, I reckon you do get the hardest, as in you're always the last out, but I reckon drinks per 90, I probably drink more than you.
maybe maybe per night yeah but the problem is he's doing about five extra night yeah that's the difference yeah i'm not gonna lie i'm kind of already like thinking what we're doing tonight no i'm gonna stay in and edit it's like it's like a beer and chill type i'm gonna i'm gonna cozy up with the book compared to the other night we'll be five beers most
bro five beers this is how I know the regain's back you just got you've just got well you've just got you've already just started talking now and you're doing this all right well now we go again we're in America baby I actually can't live like this you know what this is like prime clout house We need to grow up. I'm going to be sipping a Coke tonight, maybe a little water. Yeah.
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Chapter 3: How do the boys cope with hangovers after their night out?
I actually might stay in and edit. Well, I would say if it wasn't a World Cup. Do what you need to do, bro. Yeah, cheers. Just don't bring that energy around me. No, come on, Scotland versus Morocco. It's such a big game. On the rooftop as well. It's not for me. Is it? It's not for me either, but still gotta go watch that. Every game's a big game. Yeah.
We're going to a little rooftop as well, so it won't be as... I just feel like Dallas is probably the most just fuckery I've ever experienced in such a short window of time. That was insane. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it for the moment we landed. It was actually a bit of a problem. As you guys know, we were heading over to Dallas for the England game, the opening group stage game.
And the beer started at the airport. Yeah. That was a good sign. Our three Guinnesses deep before the time we even got on the plane. Yeah. Another one on the plane. Edit in my vlog, battered. That's why I uploaded it as a PowerPoint accident. Oh, it's like freezing. Yeah. It's a bit more of an audio book in the second half, but I think people are catching on. I think I'm the first to do that.
You actually just got your own podcast on that. Yeah. Okay. Um, Yeah, so then we touched down, went to our gaff. Let's speak about our gaff there, by the way. Brilliant. Pool table. That was so nice. Hutting green. Yeah. Shuffleboard. The thing is, that's ordinary there. That is an ordinary sized house there. And I just couldn't believe it. That'll be like 150 grand.
And it's one of the nicest gaps I've ever stayed in, ever. Honestly. Arlington, Texas is where we were. Like a 20, 30 minute drive outside of Dallas. That thing in Scunthorpe, that's like the best house in the whole city. Oh, yeah. That's the king of Scunthorpe. Well, like, in Texas, where we were, that's just...
knock it around the park oh it's fodder for them yeah bog standard yeah but you know what did any of you guys ever like it's a bit weird but i knocked on the walls they're literally made out of paper oh yeah it's made out of cardboard yeah yeah a little wall check yeah that's why you see like american films where people just get slammed through walls like it's nothing because they just if there's a tornado we're fucked
Yeah, but I'll tell you what the best thing in that gaff was. I don't know in this house if we are. No, this one's sweet. We've got brick. The water machine. Seven times distilled H2O. Best thing I've ever seen in a gaff. Advanced osmosis. Coconut carbon, seven times distilled. Fucking hell. Did you not read the thing? It had like eight different things as to why this water machine was there.
And it was such good water. When you took a glass, it was like fucking drinking from the fountain of life. It actually was. There was no amount of water in there that was bringing you back to life, bro. I was drinking the sweat of my ancestors. I don't know, but every guest... Fucking the brave bison. Every guest that came through, I was like, oi, what on earth?
Yeah, and everyone was just shouting it like, bro, you guys are cooking here. Yeah, what was the first night there in Dallas? So then we went out into Dallas because there was a game on that we wanted to watch. Argentina, Messi, Hat-trick. That was it. So we went to, I'll be honest with you, downtown Dallas, bit of a letdown. But I think that's quite like a common...
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Chapter 4: What unique challenges did they face while in Dallas?
We were playing this fucking game. I won't yap about it too much, but it's basically a foot draft 38-0. You build a team. You simulate your season. Lowest points has to do a shot. And I... We played many rounds of that, many. It should have stopped about 30 minutes before it did. No, I was... You were losing a lot. Jesus Christ. Did you do one of the ultimate shots? I did the chug.
Which was like a triple shot. I did the chug jug at the end, yeah. I was so cooked. And then I've got all my boys, Unite and UKYT, together to all chant, I've never seen AB by a round. Pretty valid, though. At that point, at that bar, you hadn't bought a round. That's a fair. It's not my fault I got my round for free, first of all. So you still didn't buy one, though? I did.
The fourth, it was go get a round. I came back with a round.
I'm not doing that I feel like I've cleared myself since then 400 quid Walmart haul fuck off it's alright bro next up is care package for Chip while he's hungover my Uber app's broken I can't how much of an insane oh my god I'm not having this you need to download something else delete it and re-download it just do something because this sort of stuff is insane it doesn't work fucking five weeks of free Ubers I'll just give me a price I'll send you it now I don't care my Uber app doesn't work
All right, bro. That's a crazy one. I've never heard that before. I like, I like creativity though. So I've been getting bullied at every function, even after the world cup match fucking game, a game of pool against, I basically got a go on TikTok called cash grabber. He lives in Dallas. I'm like, fuck it. Come through. He spawns in. becomes a fucking national treasure for us. Like everyone.
So I'm like, I'm playing him at pool and everyone, all my best mates are just chanting, grab, grab, or going like this, going grab, grab, and a game of pool. Whole house against me. Again, two nights in a row on the bounce, just getting chants against me. Oh shit. Tonight, nah, tonight we're chanting for you. I'm not out tonight. Oh, so you're going to miss your own chant?
We're going to be going, we're going to be going, A, B, C, On that rooftop, the whole New York was going to hear it. I can't believe I'm missing that. That's going to be a fucked moment for sure. Or maybe we'll recite the alphabet backwards.
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Chapter 5: What was the experience like at the Dallas house?
So you're going to have to wait until the end to hear my initials. So anyways, we go to... We ended up at that bar. It was sick. All the UK YouTube lot were there. It was actually a proper vibe anyways. Everyone was catching up. Yeah, and then we went back. It was a good start to the day actually because we realized we were in... From about 10 a.m.,
You know, when that feeling just comes over you, I was like, this is going to be... Endless buzz bowl glitch. Let me put you on to a drink called Beatbox. Oh, my Lord. Imagine fentanyl vape liquid and fucking dragon soup in a cocktail. That's a fucking beatbox, bro. We gave Harry one. He actually started beatboxing immediately. I was like, fuck.
That pre's we hosted is going to go down in history. We got everyone fucked. Yeah. It was the most legendary little bat party of all time. Yeah. I loved it. We were pretty bad by the time we actually got to the game. Oh, big time. We were chewing Thogden's ear off our side. Yeah, Thogden randomly spawned in on our motive as well. Told Chip to suck his mum. Oh, he did, didn't he? Yeah.
No, let's just say he asked him to do it. It was so good how he just spawns in and he's like mid-snap. So I hadn't even met him and I'm just recording and he just pops into my snap. Can you imagine how much my little fucking mouse mind was blown? Bro, all fucking... Then we were at the queuing for the drinks, the beers.
Steve Bracknell comes out of nowhere behind the bar and he's like, don't serve these lot. Fucking all of the characters just spawned. It was like Endgame, honestly. So many YouTubers knocking about. It was so good. And then after that...
um obviously the game happened the england game by the way let's talk about the stadium oh my god lord first of all air-conditioned stadium is one of the greatest yeah but it was so weird it was like under the roof they had the dome over it was like watching like in the o2 like five-a-side ballers league yeah the pitch looked tiny looked tiny under the roof like it didn't seem like like on tv it looks like a normal flame in there it was like
That guy's watching the boys just have a little five-a-side kick about. Yeah, a lot more like a seven-a-side pitch. I mean, keep in mind, we were close. It weren't like we were in the nosebleeds where you're going, oh, what is that? We were in the top tier. Unreal. Top tier seats. But it was so strange looking at it. And I was like, I've been to plenty of football matches.
This looks like a really small pitch. Maybe it might have been on the smaller side. It is mad for a stadium to be that big and you can just see the pitch perfectly from everywhere. Like it was like... Oh, it was so good. That's the first football match I've ever been to in person that I've cared about the result. Yeah, I remember you saying that.
Fucking you lot both at the toilet for the Bellingham goal. Oh, no. Do you want me to do the cue? It was massive. Jude runs up, looks at me. That was for you, AB. I go, bro, I fucking knew you'd rate me. I knew it. What are you looking at? Do you reckon if he spotted you in the crowd, he'd take a moment and say, yes, lad? No. Bellingham does not know me, bro. He does know you. All right, sweet.
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Chapter 6: How did they interact with other YouTubers during their trip?
And it's like, my two kids can't see. No, they were like quite a few rows further back. And there were other people around and standing. And I was like, I'll be honest with you. Like, if I sit down, it's not actually going to change anything. Yeah, yeah. And there's so many people. And I said, just have your kids stand up. No, fuck them kids, bro. Dickheads, honestly.
They had a smug little grin on their face. Fucking, how about you hit pubic and come back to a match and you can stand up?
Chapter 7: What are their plans for the upcoming matches?
How about that? There were guys, by the way, so I can relate to it. It's not weird. Whoa. So, moral of the story is, we're not sitting down. We're not sitting down. I hear that. That was really weird. There were so many American people wearing England tops. Yeah. There were more of that. There were more Americans wearing England tops than there were England fans. Yeah, it was really bizarre.
Yes, mate. Genuinely. There wasn't more. Nah. Nah. I think we were just sat in the bit where there was more Americans. No. Because the actual England section was behind us. I saw that, but there were so many Americans wearing England tops. It is weird. Because their country is in a tournament, isn't it? Like even Cash Grabber, he was wearing England tops. Yeah, but that's different.
No, I'm not saying... I'm just saying I was so surprised that that's a thing here. Yeah. I didn't expect it at all. I thought it would be just all England fans. There's no way the Americans... Well, there's probably like... There's a lot of Premier League fans here. So they probably just wanted to support England because they watch Premier League football.
Yeah, they all... And there was loads of Real Madrid Bellingham tops. Yeah, there's a lot of that. You know what? Before I came to America, I was kind of under the assumption that everyone here were massive gims. But I've not met one person who's given me a remotely bad vibe. Everyone's been top 10. It might be a New York thing.
Maybe I've heard a lot of stuff about the East Coast just being like more real, chill people. Saying that Dallas was class though. Everyone's been sweet. I thought people would be asking just for like ammunition all the time. What? Calling in loadout drops. I don't know, bringing Bouncing Betty to the move. I don't know what they're on. You can go to Walmart and get some shit if you want, bro.
I will. We should have gone and seen if they had like an ammo section. Walmart was... I've been to one before. Might have topped the game for me. That Walmart, I was saying on the video, I don't think... We don't have a Tesco bigger than the one we went to. No, God, man. Not even the Superstore Tesco. It was big in, yeah. No, the one in Texas. Oh, in Texas, my bad, yeah.
Yeah, they got like AR-15s. We got little moons. It's just not the same. First of all, there's nothing fucking wrong with a little mood. I love a little mood. You should have used something else. Yeah, you've kind of just fucked up that whole thing, especially when you've named one of the top five things on the planet. I've never had one. I like Tesco as well. Fucking hell.
What are you, a brand new Tesco? Are you getting commission off it? I would love. Real ones are Asda enjoyers anyway. No way. Asda's the worst. What? That's where you park up in a fucking car and park. You know what? This is true, though, because at my house, the car park, they do just park up. Yeah, you just park up. Smoke a couple of J's. Or crank. Crank one up. I don't know.
Me and my boy used to get in his mum's Fiat 500 and just get licked off in the car park in lockdown. What do you mean by that? You and your mates were cranking it out together. Cranking it out together. That's what you said, get licked off. You were doing the... You were cranking it. You didn't even do anything. Oh, no, that's a handbrake. Oh, bro. You need to work on your motions. Yeah.
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Chapter 8: What are the highlights of the England game they attended?
I'm like, no, I don't need to run through your house. I just need to go through the garden. He was like, all right, okay, on you go. We started celebrating with him a bit. Saved us a good 20 minutes there. And then we see Cash Grabber at the gaff. And then that's kind of where the whole day just descended into chaos. Endless buzz balls. Big topless freak off. Those big buzz balls.
John Nellis rocking up. Oi, get off now, John. That's the rule of the party. Big shout out to John Nellis. It was his birthday as well, or it was the night of his birthday. And I dropped Toby, his manager, a message. I said, yo, swing by the gaff. Honestly. He was so sound. John Nellis, top three guys of all time. He's brilliant, isn't he? Yeah, he's fucking lovely. Get on, great. What a guy.
So we get back. And yeah, I don't know why it was like you had to be topless in that gaff. I think it was just really hot from when we came in. No, it was pretty well AC'd in there. No, but when we came in, everyone was soaked from the heat. Yeah, true. I think that's kind of how it started. And then it just became a thing.
I think if you had your kit on, you just felt a bit out of place, like what you're hiding. Yeah. I think it was just kind of a thing like unspoken rule, like get off or you're not really a part of this crew. Yeah. And then we were just playing pool drinking games. And mate, those big fuck off balls balls were horrendous. I mean, you say that. You were the one torturing everyone.
You're like, you are the biggest enabler. You're the problem. Don't say shit. You go around pouring people's cogs. But I was with you on that. But like, someone needs to keep the motive moving. No, no, I hear that. But like, I was already on death's door when you gave me like a massive fireball and I was throwing up violently.
You were throwing up in the toilet and I was following you in there with 0.5 camera. This ain't going. Yeah, there's such a really funny bit in the vlog where like you walk out and you can just see AB in the background just like, just struggling on that toilet. Yeah. It was an intense one. So yeah, then we headed into Dallas. Well, Cash Grabber kept going, none of you guys checked in with me.
No one checked in. This is my city. And I'm like, all right, bro. Well, if it's your city, sort us out a spot for tonight. Yeah. So Cash Grabber, I don't know. I'm just going to call him his full name. His government name, Cash Grabber. Just call him Grabber. Grabber. Anyways, Grabber daylight. Guys, I've sorted it. When you get there, say the name Rico. Rico. So we've talked to this gaff now.
Keep in mind. First of all, when we rock up, I'm like, oh, this gap looks like a bit weird. The vibe seems like well off. Anyways, I stood there. They're like, oh, yeah, Rico knows we're coming. And he goes, Rico? Who the hell's Rico? And I'm like, at this point, Cash Grab was with you. I'd made it there early before you. They're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cash grabber said he sorted it out.
No, when he rocked up, it was so funny. He got out of the car. He was, I do believe him when he says that's like the most Fox he's ever been. He was saying it's your fault as well for the buzz ball assault. But yeah, he gets out of the car. He like pulls up to the venue. He's like, yo, Holden, I'm good. Rico sorted it. And they're like, what the fuck? Give me your ID. He's like, no, I'm good.
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