The Fox and the Foxhound: Love, Marriage, and Harry Potter

Hey Buddy, You Ok? (Book 6, Chapters 19-20)

06 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Albus Percival Emotionally Unavailable Brian Dumbledore is bringing Harry into two more Voldy-tales and The Wilsons are tagging along. But before that...

Wilkie Twycross, County Commissioner (Book 6, Chapter 18)

29 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's our 100th episode (!!!) and to celebrate we're poisoning Ron and splinching as much as possible- because Susan Bones hasn't been t...

Ssstop It (Book 6, Chapter 17)

22 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Wilsons are returning to the Pensieve for another visit with baby psychopath Tom Riddle Jr.- and they're just in time for a triple homicide! ...

Wax Your Wand By The Fire (Book 6, Chapter 16)

15 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's Christmas at The Burrow and sh*t is TENSE. The Wilsons are here for all the drama and every sexual innuendo Celestina Warbeck throws their w...

Master of Psychology, Part 2 (Book 6, Chapter 15)

08 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's time to wrap up our discussion of how awful Ron currently is as The Wilsons tackle Chapter 15, The Unbreakable Vow. Kev's already getti...

Master of Psychology, Part 1 (Book 6, Chapter 14)

01 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Since 50% of The Wilsons will be traveling this week, one jumbo episode becomes FFH's second-ever two-parter (hopefully with fewer tears than the...

Where Ya Going Tonight, Frank? (Book 6, Chapter 13)

25 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Wilsons are diving back into The Pensieve to meet the creepy-AF child that is 11 year-old Tommy Riddle. Naturally, this means they're talking...

Never Go Full James (Book 6, Chapter 12)

18 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Harry's gonna do what Harry's gonna do, and in this case it's whatever the EFF he wants. While the Chosen One doles out spells with no ...

McLovin' (Book 6, Chapter 11)

11 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Hermione's offering another morally dubious helping hand this week- albeit slightly more satisfying given the asshat on the receiving end. The Wi...

You Sure Got A Purty Mouth (Book 6, Chapters 9-10)

04 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We've reached the point of Book 6 where things start getting dark, abusive, and generally uncomfy. The Wilsons are talking Amortentia and the pow...

Schrödinger's Chosen One (Book 6, Chapters 7-8)

27 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week, it's all aboard the Sad Sluggy Express to head back to the Lawless Land that is Hogwarts. But before we narrowly miss dinner and have ...

I Mean, I'm The F*cking Chosen One (Book 6, Chapters 5-6)

20 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It seems all Kev needed to conquer two chapters for the first time this season was some of Molly Weasley's onion soup. This week, we're talk...

Your Puppet Master Is Showing (Book 6, Chapter 4)

13 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Dumbledore's rare form continues this week as he plays Slughorn (and Harry) like a fiddle. The Wilsons return to the subject of The Greatest Wiza...

I'm Not A Fatalist, I'm A Farmer (Book 6, Chapter 3)

06 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Another day, another Dumbledore FLEX chapter. This week, The Wilsons are celebrating his annihilation of The Dursleys and their incredibly bad manners...

To Catch A Death Eater (Book 6, Chapter 2)

30 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for Spinner's End and fair warning there are a LOT of threesome jokes.  Does Kev believe a word Snape is saying to Bellatrix and ...

Government Secrets (Book 6, Chapter 1)

23 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

WE’RE BACK FOXIES! It’s time for Season 6, and Kev has set us a slow pace from the jump when he decided The Other Minister was so chock-full of co...

Episode of Requirement: Owl Post!

09 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week, The Wilsons are tackling some listener questions that didn't make it into Season 5. What are the rules about metamorphmagi? Where woul...

Old Man Jessica: The Kevlawney Prophecy Round-Up of Book 5

02 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We've wrapped up another book and you know what that means! It's time for another review of everything the great Seer Kevlawney got right, w...

David YEETS (Order of the Phoenix: The Movie)

23 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Wilsons may have read the final words of Book 5, but that doesn’t mean they’re done with The Order of The Phoenix just yet. It’s time for an...

Limbo (Conclusion of Book 5)

15 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's the final chapter of Order of the Phoenix and The Wilsons are reflecting on which war is beginning at this moment and why it's not the ...

Yeah No: Part 2 (Book 5, Chapter 37)

09 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Wilsons are back to Mortal Kombat "FINISH HIM" your feelings with the second half of "The Lost Prophecy" and for good measure ...

Yeah No: Part 1 (Book 5, Chapter 37)

02 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

For the first time in FFH history, a single chapter requires two weeks to cover. There are just that many emotions. It's time for Kev (and Harry ...

Dumbledore Has Entered The Chat (Book 5, Chapter 36)

26 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for the epic showdown between old Snakeface and the only one he ever feared and there's a lot to unpack. But before that, we gotta...

The Godfather (Book 5, Chapters 34-35)

19 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Guys, if you skip Beyond The Veil it doesn’t change the outcome. The Golden and Silver Trios have made it to the Department of Mysteries, where nose...

Clevah Girl (Book 5, Chapters, 32-33)

12 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's been a totally normal and completely uneventful week here in America, there's absolutely nothing to see here, definitely nothing causin...

Giant Boy (Book 5, Chapters 30-31)

05 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's a new year, and The Wilsons are barreling through two chapters faster than Hagrid on his way to visit the 16-foot tall burden he's abou...

Weasleys' Weasleys (Book 5, Chapter 29)

29 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Harry's having an existential crisis and the only cure is a highly illegal conversation with his escaped convict godfather! The Wilsons are tackl...

The Ego Tree and The Ego Apple (Book 5, Chapter 28)

22 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

There are defining moments in every young man's life- first kisses, new friends, overcoming fears, and learning that your dead dad was a really h...

Horse Pants (Book 5, Chapter 27)

15 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Kids, get in here. The time has come for Ma and Pa to have a talk about Hermione. Look- it's not that we don't love our favorite curly-haire...

We're Havin' A Party, F*ck The Dark Lord (Book 5, Chapter 26)

08 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Rita Skeeter's (*ahem* unpaid, see last week's episode) work is done and Harry's a bona fide Quibbler cover story! Besides the obvious ...

We're Both Orphans! (Book 5, Chapter 25)

01 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

In honor of Valentine’s Day in the Wizarding World, The Wilsons are having some good old fashioned married-people fights! Round 1: Amanda vs Kev in ...

Mental Dam (Book 5, Chapter 24)

26 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It’s time for Occlumency lessons, and it may be late but it’s still chock full of Snape-hating, literary interpretation, and inappropriate penetra...

Short Delay This Week!

24 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Listen up! This week's episode is still coming your way this week- just a day or two later than normal. Keep an eye on social media and your favo...

It's British Christmas! (Book 5, Chapter 23)

17 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It’s that special time of year we all know and love- softly-falling snow, biscuits in the oven, fairy lights gently twinkling all around. The kind o...

Ginny and The Jets (Book 5, Chapter 22)

10 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Flashback to Election Night 2020, and The Wilsons were distracting themselves by tackling the next chapter in Order of The Phoenix. And considering co...

Karkus the Gurg (Book 5, Chapters 20-21)

03 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Giants? Giants! This week, Kev finally got to learn a bit about the larger members of the Wizarding World, and has emerged with at least three new met...

You Need To Find An Adult (Book 5, Chapters 18-19)

27 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the first meeting of Dumbledore’s Army, the Quidditch pitch is getting a little bloody, and Ron is having a nervous breakdown. In addition to...

I Love The Smell Of Wizard Boys In The Morning (Book 5, Chapters 16-17)

20 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

After taking a week off to celebrate their first anniversary of wedded bliss, your hosts are diving right back into Order of The Phoenix and already f...

Anniversary Minisode- More Questions for You!

13 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

While The Wilsons celebrate their first anniversary, they have some burning questions for you!Support the showSupport FFH on Patreon: patreon.com/thef...

Spooky Horse (Book 5, Chapters 14-15)

06 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Tension is about as thick in the walls of Hogwarts as whatever potion Neville is probably screwing up at the moment, and while the Wilsons think they ...

Trash Hats (Book 5, Chapter 13)

29 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It’s time for detention with Dolores and her cat plates, and Kev has a few thoughts on her particular brand of punishment. And with Hermione trying ...

THIS B*tch (Book 5, Chapters 11-12)

22 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Classes have started, Harry is having a BAD TIME, and Amanda and Kev are ready to diss some mommas,  brew some benzos in Potions class, and discuss t...

Harry Sees Dead People (Book 5, Chapter 10)

15 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We’re making a new friend this week as Kev meets Luna Lovegood for the first time. What can we learn from her (incredibly blunt) truth-telling? Aman...

Sullenly Sirius (Book 5, Chapter 9)

08 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week, it’s all Prefects and Dead Children- or visions of dead children at least. Join Kev and Amanda as they awkwardly side-step their way out ...

Defund The Ministry (Book 5, Chapters 7-8)

01 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week, your hosts are leaving the “comfort” of Grimmauld Place and heading to the Ministry of Magic for Harry’s incredibly extra trial. Besi...

Thank You For Coming To My TED Tonks (Book 5, Chapter 6)

25 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Continuing his slow and steady pace through Book 5, Kev determined ‘The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black’ to be worthy of its own episode thi...

50 Shades of Lupin (Book 5, Chapter 5)

18 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The titular chapter yielded enough mystery, yelling, and spilled Butterbeer to inspire Kev to stop reading and your hosts to tackle their first single...

Human Disaster (Book 5, Chapters 3-4)

11 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Now that Kev knows the location of the Headquarters of The Order of The Phoenix, it’s time for some new faces, some reunions, and some good old-fash...

O Captain, My Captain (Book 5, Chapters 1-2)

04 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

With a brand new and very angsty Harry, some incredibly interesting new info about Petunia, and Kev's brand-new fanfiction idea, Season 5 has beg...

Episode of Requirement: The Wilsons Try To Earn UK and Australian Citizenship

28 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Before The Wilsons crack the spine of Book 5, Manager of Mischief Josh Bailey is quizzing them to see if they know enough about the UK and Australia t...

Dumblegore's Revenge: The Kevlawney Prophecy Round-Up of Book 4

21 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It’s that time again! Time to revisit the wise seeings of Professor Kevlawney as he navigated through Goblet of Fire for the first time. How many pr...

But Wait, Where's Winky?: Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire (The Movie)

14 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week your hosts are braving the Bagman and Winky-less World of the Goblet of Fire movie. Amanda’s got director fun-facts, Kev’s got life less...

Blood Money (Conclusion of Book 4)

07 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The long, paranoid, and tear-laden journey of Goblet of Fire comes to a conclusion this week as your hosts finish Book 4. Join The Wilsons this week a...

Gloria Delacour (Book 4, Chapter 36)

30 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Hope you all are ready for some tears, because “The Parting of the Ways” tore your hosts’ sweet little hearts apart this week. How is Harry’s ...

Daddy Issues (Book 4, Chapters 34-35)

23 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Now that Kev knows the truth about who put Harry’s name in the GOBLET OF FIYAH (hint: not Bagman), The Wilsons are sipping and savoring all of the g...

Once Upon A Time, I Tried To Kill A Baby (Book 4, Chapter 33)

16 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Considering Voldy is back in all his showy and verbose AF glory, The Wilsons have plenty to discuss with Chapter 33, The Death Eaters. Who are Kev’s...

The Ancient and Noble House of Black: A Conversation with J'Neia Stewart of The House of Black Podcast

09 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week, The Wilsons are taking break from Goblet of Fire to talk to J’Neia Stewart, host of the podcast The House of Black. In her show, J’Neia...

The Spare (Book 4, Chapters 31-32)

02 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Against the backdrop of a very heavy week in the US, your hosts are tackling a true pivot point in the Harry Potter series. What are they finding in t...

We're In The Future Also (Book 4, Chapters 29-30)

26 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

In what the Potter Virgin of the duo has dubbed the “chapters that have fully solidified his place in the fandom”, The Wilsons are tackling “The...

MAZE. (Book 4, Chapter 28)

19 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

‘The Madness of Mr. Crouch’ gets it’s own episode this week, because quite frankly things are getting batshit up in here. Your hosts are debatin...

Crouching Barty, Hidden Bagman (Book 4, Chapters 26-27)

12 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Wilsons have swam with the merpeople and enjoyed some serious gossip with a cave-dwelling Sirius Black, and this week they’re processing it all....

Hide Nor Hair Nor Hagrid (Book 4, Chapters 24-25)

05 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week, The Wilsons are covering two chapters- one of which Kev has declared his “favorite chapter of the series so far”. Who his topping Kev’...

Weird, Castrated Morrissey (Book 4, Chapters 21-23)

28 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It’s time for The Yule Ball and The Wilsons are reliving the terror of asking your crush to a dance and voicing support for body modification, Botox...

MINISODE: Our Harry Potter Questions For YOU!

21 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Wilsons are taking the week off from traditional episodes and before they get back to normal next week, they have some burning Harry Potter questi...

Zooming With Sirius (Book 4, Chapters 19-20)

14 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The first task is complete, and your hosts have plenty to say on the matter. Hear all about Hermione’s Mr. Miyagi moment, Harry’s more dickish ten...

Hickory Diggory Dock (Book 4, Chapters 17-18)

07 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

In the aftermath of the Goblet’s (very rude) spewing of a Fourth Triwizard Champion name, Amanda and Kev are going full-on with impressions (Harry, ...

Can I Get Some Of That Imperious Curse? (Book 4, Chapters 15-16)

31 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Triwizard Tournament officially has its (four) champions, Moody’s out here casting Unforgiveable Curses on errbody, and through it all The Wilso...

Constant Vigilance! (Book 4, Chapters 13-14)

24 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Wilsons are still stuck inside- running out of alcohol rapidly and diving right in to The Unforgivable Curses! They’re discussing the zingers, V...

96 Galleons (Book 4, Chapters 11-12)

17 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a bit of a dark time on this planet right now, and this week The Wilsons are hoping that The Adorable (and Pint-Sized) Creevey Brothers might p...

Dancing In The Dark Arts (Book 4, Chapters 9-10)

10 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Things are getting all kinds of creepy up in Goblet of Fire. This week your hosts are talking The Dark Mark, The Media, Elf Rights, and Kev’s rampan...

Dude, Your Implicit Bias Is Showing (Book 4, Chapters 7-8)

03 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Sportsball Alert! It’s the final of the Quidditch World Cup and the camping antics of a whole bunch of wizards with no chill that precede it. Your h...

Ron Floo Over The Cuckoo's Nest (Book 4, Chapters 4-6)

25 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It’s time for the next three chapters of Goblet of Fire, the introduction of the Portkey concept, and the return of mafia references! Kev and Amanda...

Good Guy Frank Bryce (Book 4, Chapters 1-3)

18 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the Season 4 premiere, and The Wilsons are tackling Chapters 1-3 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. A distinct tonal departure in Chapter ...

Episode of Requirement: The Newlywed Game!

11 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Kev and Amanda are at the mercy of The Manager of Mischief himself- Josh “Jay Bay” Bailey and his arsenal of patron-submitted questions...

Skele-Gro Rodeo: The Kevlawney Prophecy Round-Up of Books 1-3

04 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week your hosts are taking a stroll down memory lane that is completely metaphorical considering Kev has broken several things and can’t stroll...

Can We Get Alfonso Cuarón On The Phone?: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (The Movie)

28 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Hope you bought your tickets to COMPLAINEYFEST 2020 because The Wilsons have opinions about the film adaption of Book 3. As usual for the movie episod...

Get That Firebolt Up To 88 (Book 3, Ch. 21-22)

21 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Your hosts are finishing up Book 3 this week by dissecting the last two chapters of Prisoner of Azkaban, and they are talking quantum physics, Kev’s...

What's The Time, Professor Lupin? (Book 3, Ch. 19-20)

14 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week, your hosts are discussing the truth about one Peter Pettigrew, and possibly divorcing over Severus Snape. Will Kev’s blood pressure ever ...

You CANNOT Call Him 'Teen Wolf' (Book 3, Ch. 18)

07 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week your hosts are delving into the Marauder backstory, with all of its sacrifice, tragedy, and…premeditated murder? Kev is making the case fo...

Yer A Wizard, Scabbers (Book 3, Ch. 15-17)

31 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week’s episode is larger than the giant axe MacNair is casually carrying around a school full of children, and it’s time for the Quidditch Cu...

Bed Shaming (Book 3, Ch. 13-14)

28 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

After a brief delay, your hosts are back to talk about Hagrid's most shining moment, Jimmy Carter, the ongoing strangeness that is the Lupin/Snap...

Amanda Wilson Check-In Time!

24 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Please enjoy this brief update about this week's episode and Amanda's answer to a listener question about keeping it cool when Kev guesses t...

It Puts The Potion On Its Skin (Book 3, Ch. 11-12)

17 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

IT’S PATRONUS WEEK, and it’s all Firebolts, the inner workings of Sneakoscopes, and 97 year-old dogs. What are Amanda and Kev’s patronus memorie...

Padlock, Mothman, F***face, and Roy (Book 3, Ch. 10)

10 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for The Marauder's Map, and your hosts solemnly swear that they are up to their usual tangential antics. From El Chapo to Hermione...

The Call Is Coming From Inside The House (Book 3, Ch. 8-9)

03 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Halloween at Hogwarts, and there are Grims afoot. This week your hosts are talking hunker downs, baby Binky bunnies, and Kev’s inability to s...

...And Once Again Hagrid Might Get Fired (Book 3, Ch. 6-7)

26 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The Wilsons are back to talk about the first days of classes in Harry and the Gang’s third year, where kids are seeing death omens, being slashed by...

Dis Scruffy Bastid (Book 3, Ch. 5)

19 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A dire warning. Depression embodied. Amanda's favorite character introduced. I guess you could say a lot happens in this chapter. Which is why yo...

Crooksharks (doo doo da doo da doo) (Book 3, Ch. 1-4)

12 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It’s TIME FOR AZKABAAAAAN! This week Amanda and Kev are going all-in and covering an ambitious four chapters to kick off the well-loved third book o...

Hot Tom: Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets (The Movie)

05 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week, your hosts are completing their journey into the big narcissistic snake room by dissecting the film adaptation of Harry Potter and The Cham...

Episode of Requirement: The Wedding!

29 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week your hosts are telling you all about the best day (read: week) of their lives. You’ll hear every crazy, grasshopper-involved, en français...

An All-Around Good Guy...Also Kind of a Gangster (Book 2, Ch. 17-18)

15 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Your hosts are wrapping up Chamber of Secrets, and wrapping up their single lives. Join Amanda and Kev for the final episode before the wedding, and l...

Defense Against The Daahk Ahts (Book 2, Ch. 15-16)

08 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The countdown is on for A) the big 'Heir of Slytherin' Reveal and B) your hosts’ wedding. And things are getting weird. It's time for...

An A-Ha Moment (Book 2, Ch. 12-14)

01 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week, your hosts get ambitious and actually cover three whole chapters! They're talking diary-diving, FBI-ing, and...Percy Sledge? Support ...

What the Hell Kind of School Is This? (Book 2, Ch. 10-11)

24 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Hiss HIIIsSSssss hiSSSSS (That's Parseltongue for "welcome back"). This week your hosts sneak into The Restricted Section, catch the Sn...

Say My Name, Bastian! (Book 2, Ch. 8-9)

17 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Who would guess that covering two chapters would yield a conversation about everything from Kev's truly traumatic time in his own version of post...

I Hypnotize You With My Teeth and You Give Me Money (Book 2, Ch. 4-7)

10 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Considering Hurricane DORKian (eyeroll) kept them inside for awhile, your hosts are tackling four chapters this week- At Flourish and Blotts, The Whom...

Chicken Soup For The Wizard's Soul (Book 2, Ch. 1-3)

03 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Now that they (and their relationship) have survived Book 1, your favorite Potterhead and Potter Virgin are back for Chamber of Secrets. Before divin...

Chekhov's Dragon: Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone (The Movie)

27 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week, your hosts grab the popcorn and White Claw and dive into the one-liner extravaganza that is the film adaptation of Harry Potter and the Sor...

Episode of Requirement: LeakyCon!

20 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In their very first Episode of Requirement, Amanda and Kev tell you all about their adventures at LeakyCon Dallas, one of the largest annual Harry Pot...

May Your Mars Be Merry and Bright (Book 1, Ch. 15-17)

13 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week Amanda and Kev throw the sheet back over the Mirror of Erised, give out some at-the-buzzer house points, use the love in their very skin to ...