The Girls Bathroom
Episodes
X-RATED: He’s wanking while I’m asleep??
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
X-RATED is BACK and we’re diving headfirst into our sexual awakenings… because apparently when Shrek turns human in Shrek 2, that did so...
Boy Talk: You’ll never guess who he cheated on me with…
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the pinnacle of your week, S+C are back in TGB talking all things males! From getting undressed under the covers to blowing noses in the shower...
Girl Talk: Her dad wants to WINE AND DINE ME?!
04 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Spring has well and truly sprung, and we are feeling it here at TGB HQ, the toes are out and the 3/4 sleeve tops are on. We're so here for nudelates (...
Boy Talk: My Boyfriend hacked my online banking???
25 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We have been through it all this week and it's only Wednesday! Nostalgia is high as we go through your first ever songs on your iPods big shoutout to ...
Girl Talk: His mum is STEALING my clothes??
18 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Will their big toenails ever be the same again? The girls are asking the important questions...and quickly discovering they might need the help of a p...
Valentine's Special: No room at the love lodge!?
11 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Valentine’s Day is approaching, and here at TGB HQ we’re trying to figure out one very important question: what is the boy equivalent of flowers??...
Girl Talk: Is My Mum Sabotaging My Proposal?!
04 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Men using the stairmaster, men on scooters, eating apples and microfibre cloths… niche pet peeves have officially hit an all-time high here at TGB H...
X-RATED: WHOOP told me he was masturbating?!
28 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The girls debate Twilight loyalties, crown the bush as vintage chic, and unpack listener dilemmas, from threesomes to surprise belfies (yes, bum selfi...
Boy Talk: Does it count as cheating…if I felt single?
21 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week on The Girls Bathroom we are asking you, what is the cringiest thing you have ever done to flirt? From pretending to be a gamer girl to stal...
Girl Talk: My bestie is CATFISHING??
14 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Wednesday and we’re back in TGB HQ where things get chaotic immediately as we try and fail to figure out the difference between Hozier and Go...
Boy Talk: I planned our wedding…but he says we are just smashing?!
07 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the first episode of 2026, and although we’ve adopted our new motto, “let it flow and let it go,” men are still causing our Sarahs troubl...
Girl Talk: He's leaving me on NYE?!
31 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
2026 is almost here and we’re officially entering our let it flow and let it go era! Could hypnotising be on the cards for 2026? Maybe. On...
Christmas Eve Special: She won’t let him spend Christmas with me!!
24 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It was a freezing cold Christmas eve at TGB HQ, Sarah’s far and wide wrote in with their Christmas dilemmas. One Sarah ponders on how to survive the...
Boy Talk: He said he was a SPY?!!!
17 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The countdown to Christmas is on and we’re in our PJs, getting in the festive spirit! This week, our Sarahs are keeping us BUSY. One Sarah has been ...
Girl Talk: His mum is obsessed with our sex life?
10 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Wednesday is here and we’re diving into family chaos at TGB HQ! An auntie is convinced her niece is trying to steal her Brian. Yep, that’s where w...
X-RATED: He watches WHAT porn...?
03 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The festive season has officially begun, and you know TGB HQ went all-in on the decorations. But what’s Christmas without a little X-rated...
Boy Talk: He made me sign an NDA to be with him
26 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’ve signed NDAs for work… but for a relationship? Absolutely not... well, unless you’re one of our Sarahs, because she’s signed one and she ...
Girl Talk: I’ve got TikTok beef with his ex
19 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is this truly a tale as old as time… the notorious crazy ex? One Sarah is facing a hacker ex causing chaos, whilst another Sarah finds an unwelcome ...
Boy Talk: You won’t believe why he won’t stay over?
12 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Wednesdayyy!! Can you spot anything different? We’ve had a little makeover and we’re obsessed — hope you love it just as much as we do! Th...
Girl Talk: She had sex… at MY wedding!!!
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’re out of costume and back to our true selves—ready to dive into your dilemmas! This week, one Sarah writes in about a very smelly situati...
A Haunted Halloween Special: Does this call for an etsy witch?
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You’ve all been waiting for it... we proudly present our second Haunted Halloween Special! Our beloved Malvina is back with an update, and one of ou...
A Haunted Halloween Special: He's taking a ghost on dates?
21 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Spooky season has well and truly arrived here at TGB HQ! We highly recommend you watch this week's episode if you can! Please do not be alarmed, we ha...
X-RATED: He gets HARD… to cartoons?
14 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back with an X-RATED episode! What’s the most unsexy song that’s ever come on during the deed? Because honestly, we need answers from whoe...
Boy Talk: I found a love note... it wasn't for me
07 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back in the TGB HQ trying desperately to understand a love letter and one of our Sarahs finds out her Brian has been living a double life...
Girl Talk: Brian messaged her… then told me to message you?!
30 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Good Wednesday to all Sarahs, Brians, and mysterious listeners far and wide! This week we’re sniffing out the truth: what’s the weirdest smell you...
Boy Talk: Is he rinsing me for rent?
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the best day of the week — not only do you have a brand new episode to listen to, but there’s also a very important live show announcement!...
Girl Talk: Is her DYING wish to sleep with my boyfriend?
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Alrighty roooo, we’re back in The Girls Bathroom, asking you what nicknames you’ve given your boss! What would you do if Sarah’s dying wish was ...
X-RATED: Keep it a fantasy... or make it happen?
09 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s that time again—when we tackle your spiciest X-RATED dilemmas. Padmé, Shrek, Conrad and Belly, even a squirrel…who would you dre...
Boy Talk: My HUSBAND... or a CATFISH!?!
02 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happiest of Wednesdays girlies! This week’s question of the week is: What’s the worst thing you’ve borrowed without someone knowi...
Girl Talk: She stole my vibrator?!
26 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Wednesday our dearest listeners!!!! Autumn is fast approaching and we need Halloween ideas for little miss Blueberry. This week we asked you wha...
Boy Talk: He's in JAIL… now I'm a lesbian?!
19 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Wednesdayyy, and Cinzia is celebrating the arrival of her first child, Blueberry Baylis! This week’s question reveals your unexpected childho...
Girl Talk: Am I crazy for telling my bff she’s about to get engaged?
12 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Wednesday everyone!!! We're asking about your holiday disaster stories in today's Question of the Week. Sticking on the holiday theme, there's o...
X-RATED: She CAN’T STOP banging the drum!!!
05 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Does it get much more x-rated than us asking you for the weirdest place you've had sex? Well we're also finding out whether one Brian's fetish has gon...
SOPHIA’S ENGAGED!!!
29 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A VERY special episode this week as Sophia shares her engagement story!!! We're celebrating in textbook Girls Bathroom style, exchanging gifts and sha...
Boy Talk: He WATCHED her get l*cked out!!!!
22 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dearest gentle reader, practice your best Voldemort impression and ask 'Can THE Doctor see me now?' We're exploring icky hobbies and have one final up...
Girl Talk: My man thinks my bff's IN LOVE with me
15 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The word of the week is 'freakazoid' and we're asking you to share your most iconic girl code moments. We're revisiting 'question of the week' from ep...
Boy Talk: I FOUND him on 'Are we dating the same guy?'
08 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Helloooo Wednesday and hello Zac Efron specifically. We're sharing icky fashion mistakes, asking why men love to show the world their boxers, and info...
Girl Talk: IS HE SLEEPING WITH SPANISH MEN??
01 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The sun's (kinda) still out so we're serving exposed foot and asking when you decided to cut ties with a friend. Cinzia's discovered a blast from the ...
Boy Talk: I’m cheating with my gay bffs!!!
24 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's Wednesday so that means it's time to slide in to a FitFlop and think about your GSCE maths homework. We're sharing not so humblebrags and an unfa...
Girl Talk: She's keeping me under SURVEILLANCE
17 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's Wednesdaaaay!! We're travelling down memory lane to find inspiration for this week's Question of the Week and asking 'Why don't I have a pink spa...
X-RATED: He tickles my vagina??!
10 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're back back back again with another X-RATED episode!!! We're finding out the not so constructive criticism you've had bestowed upon you and discov...
Boy Talk: We had one WILD date...then he WIFED someone else!!!
03 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Merry Wednesday to all!! Cinzia has quite the story about her time in the salon, and we're taking 'babes' mainstream. We're saying 'Bon chance!' to th...
Girl Talk: Eat, Pray, Love
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Wednesday!!! We're reminiscing about iconic British TV, wondering if we should establish a staff uniform and asking if you've ever been caught s...
OUR 300TH EPISODE!!!
20 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Woohooo! It's the big three-zero-zero, and we've got the balloons to prove it!! We're investigating the content of your partner's notes app, submittin...
It’s the X-RATED EPISODE
13 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a very special X-rated Girls Bathroom podcast episode!! We've asked you to send in some of your steamiest dilemmas, and boy have you delive...
Girl Talk: Is it me…am I the drama?!
06 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Congratulations, it's Wednesday! We're introducing a new segment and seeing if you can tell your Aristotles from your Alexander-Arnolds. We're asking ...
Boy Talk: He WON'T kiss me because I got LIP FILLER
29 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the News at 7, we're your hosts Sophia and Cinzia and here's the headlines for today. We're planning a party and avoiding tough, grey meat....
Girl Talk: I'm being punished for being in love...
22 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey from LA!!! Fresh from Coachella, we're taking the pod worldwide and delivering one of our comfiest episodes yet. We're discovering shocking villai...
Boy Talk: He NEVER lets me sleep over, WTF??
15 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Turn your speakers up, it's Wednesday! We're going undercover and sharing codenames, getting horrified by group chats and asking what our initiation p...
Girl Talk: Has my new boyfriend slept with MY SISTER??
08 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's Wednesday and we're putting the world to rights by laying out our rules for modern dating. The girls experience a case of mistaken identity, we'r...
Boy Talk: The perfect guy or the perfect LIAR??
01 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Spring has very much sprung and we’re giving all boys everywhere a much needed PSA!! Sarah’s dancing in the kitchen and Susan’s trying out a Bad...
Girl Talk: Bad luck or a SISTERLY betrayal??
26 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Live and direct from The Girls Bathroom studio, it's time to talk Temptation Island and icks you just can't ignore! Sarah's in the middle of a love tr...
Boy Talk: He left her for me, but he STILL won't commit!!!
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Back from our travels and reporting live and direct from The Girls Bathroom studio, it's time to talk t-shirt tans and Temptation Island! Cinzia's rid...
Girl Talk: They BOTH fancy MY MAN!!
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Wednesday!! We're back at the TGB HQ to ask if we should be drag queens and share in our regrettable fashion choices. We have a Sarah who's way ...
THE BOYS BATHROOM feat. CODY SIMPSON
05 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! THE CODY SIMPSON IS ON THE GIRLS BATHROOM PODCAST!!! Now that we've all collected ourselves, Cody, aka Brian is getting confuse...
Boy Talk: He's holding a grudge against MY VIBRATOR
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bienvenue! We're saying 'Hola' to all the Sarahs and Brians this week, and unfortunately subjecting you to some awful dirty talk. We have a Susan aski...
Girl Talk: HELP! I've uncovered a secret...and I wish I hadn't
19 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's Wednesday!!! We're back in our pink palace, some Sarahs are sharing advice and we're asking Eddie if he's walking. We've got a family betrayal, a...
THE BOYS BATHROOM feat. Relatables
12 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Far out!! There's some Aussie Brians in the bathroom this week, a.k.a. Jake and Ottie from Relatables!! Between singing Cody Simpson and asking 'Why m...
Boy Talk: It’s HIS way or the HIGHWAY!!
05 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
G'day gals!! We've got THE update to end all updates and we're conducting important research to find out if the Brians are team bush or team bald. Sar...
Girl Talk: I really regret telling her the truth…
29 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're staying in comms and circling back to tell you 'Happy Wednesday!' We're pushing HR's limits, staying on a sofa bed with the groom's dad and Susa...
Boy Talk: Her fiancé wrote me a LOVE LETTER?!?
22 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's Wednesday, and Sarah's man has one HUGE problem. We're finding out what it means to be Love Actually-ed, working out if we're Brian's mum and cro...
Girl Talk: She’s so f**king LOUD!!
15 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Helen can you shush please??! Sarah needs to decide if she's going to befriend an enemy, Brian needs to find an 'approved person' and we're imagining ...
Boy Talk: I'm gay but she's IN LOVE with me!!
08 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy January!!! (And happy birthday Emily) We've got two Brians in the bathroom this week ready to have some difficult convos, we're finding out who ...
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
01 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Toot toot toot it's 2025!!!! We're manifesting a happy and healthy new year, making big life decisions and telling Sarah she simply CANNOT wear that s...
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
25 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
IT'S CHRISTMAAAASSS!!! Two talking Christmas trees have somehow made their way into The Girls Bathroom to dispense some festive advice. They're keepin...
Girl Talk: It’s going to be an AWKWARD gift swap!!
18 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ho ho ho!! Two Christmas elves have taken a little break from Santa's Workshop to help listeners with their festive dilemmas! They're talking boyfrien...
Boy Talk: He’s having WET DREAMS…I’m not in them
11 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the best day of the week!! Happy Wednesday besties!!! We’re joined by a four legged friend, a listener is concerned about her partners noctur...
Girl Talk: She's spent HOW MUCH on his xmas presents?!?!
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
ITS CHRISTMAS!!!! Happy December besties! We're discovering Christmas traditions, baby names, and a loved up Sarah is on another planet...or is she wo...
THE BOYS BATHROOM
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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Boy Talk: My sister's MAN sent me NUDES...and I LIKED it!
20 Nov 2024
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Girl Talk: She’s a SERIAL canceller!!!
13 Nov 2024
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Boy Talk: The man I’ve chosen doesn’t WIPE properly…
06 Nov 2024
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Girl Talk: I'm in love with a GHOST!
30 Oct 2024
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Boy Talk: My man NEEDS to eat a banana before sex!!!
22 Oct 2024
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Girl Talk: Am I just not getting the message???
15 Oct 2024
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Boy Talk: He doesn't even know I have three holes...
08 Oct 2024
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Girl Talk: I’m thinking about plastic surgery…
01 Oct 2024
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Boy Talk: He says he’s on “semen retention”, huh??
24 Sep 2024
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Girl Talk: How do I stop all the self sabotage??
17 Sep 2024
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Boy Talk: He doesn't go down there...
10 Sep 2024
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Girl Talk: Is his REBOUND my new bestie??
03 Sep 2024
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Boy Talk: My new neighbour is MY EX! Yikes!!
27 Aug 2024
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Girl Talk: She put WHAT up her bum??!
20 Aug 2024
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Help I Stumbled Into The Girls Bathroom
15 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to our first ever crossover episode!!! We had the pleasure of joining William Hanson and Jordan North from Help I Sexted My Boss to create a s...
Boy Talk: Who am I meant to marry??
13 Aug 2024
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Girl Talk: Girls are warning me about him...
06 Aug 2024
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Boy Talk: He broke my heart, stole our business and LEFT the country!
30 Jul 2024
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Girl Talk: She WON'T STOP touching me!!!
23 Jul 2024
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Boy Talk: He HOARDS PHOTOS of his ex!!
16 Jul 2024
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Girl Talk: She’s BETTING on my downfall!!!
09 Jul 2024
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Boy Talk: He WON’T stop watching TV during the deed!!
02 Jul 2024
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Girl Talk: Can I snitch on her? SOS!!!
25 Jun 2024
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Boy Talk: She set us up, but now she wants HIM!
18 Jun 2024
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Girl Talk: Help me make the first move on my sexy coffee crush!!
11 Jun 2024
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Boy Talk: He GROWLS at me during sex…
04 Jun 2024
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Girl Talk: Hate that I feel like my SISTER is a threat…
28 May 2024
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Boy Talk: Is my boyfriend STEALING CASH from my purse??!
21 May 2024
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Girl Talk: Is history repeating itself??
14 May 2024
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Boy Talk: A love letter from a ghost?!
07 May 2024
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Girl talk: Am I her enemy or her friend??
30 Apr 2024
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