COLD CUTS: The Gig Incident
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Velvet Revolver there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Monday evening.
The time is 15 minutes past 6 o'clock. And, fellas, something happened today that really freaked me out. Funnily enough, actually, as we were talking at the opening of this hour, I bought some bang-bang chicken today. Yeah, I know. Anyway, this is entirely true, this story. Better make a change.
I was going to say, isn't everything we say on here true?
Sometimes we charm it up a bit, Keezy. So my wife and I were driving in her car around a very popular sort of area close to the city. I'm not going to go into specifics. Ponsonby?
Maybe. It's definitely Ponsonby.
And we're at the lights.
What freaked out the host during their day?
And I was in the passenger seat and out of the corner of my eye, walking along the street, I saw none other than John Campbell. And I said to my wife, I think that's John Campbell. And she went, yeah, it is too. And then what did you say? I went, yeah, definitely. Oh, yeah. Did she say anything to that? And she said, are you friends with him? And I went, no, not really. But that was all G. So we kept driving for about 10 more minutes. 10 more minutes to our location, the supermarket. I won't specify what supermarket. All right?
My guess is Faro and Bailey.
Yeah, Faro's. Took us 10 minutes to drive there. We walk in to the supermarket. I grab a basket, getting a few fruit and veg. I turn around the aisle and it's like, you were kidding me. John Campbell was standing in the aisle and I was like, what the actual? And I said to my wife, honey, honey, over here quick. And she was like, we've already got honey. We do, actually. We've got two jars. Rich guy. And I said, look, check this out. John Campbell again. And she was like, yeah. And I was like, we... We just saw him walking along an unknown street in a certain district that I won't get into. Ponsonby Road. And then all of a sudden, he's here in the aisle with a half full basket. That was the other thing. So I've been shopping for a while.
And I was like, how does that happen? We were in the car driving directly to said supermarket. He was walking along the street. And somehow he then turns up at the supermarket before us and he's already done half his shopping.
Might be because it took you 10 minutes to get there, but that's a five-minute drive. Either that or he's got a body double.
That's what I wondered.
Yeah. The body double. Either that or none of this happened and you spent the whole day sitting on your couch watching TV. And you're losing it. Could be that. I still think it might be the body double, though.
Who did the host unexpectedly see while driving?
It's been suggested, Keezy, he's a very busy man. Oh, yes. And, you know, he's the man of the people as he's known. And I'm wondering, is there two John Campbells? Did you freak out a wee bit? But the thing that freaked me out about it, if that's the case, he was dressed exactly the same. You'd have to to sell it. Yeah. But then how would you know, though, if you only saw one of the John Campbells?
Yeah.
And then you didn't see the second one. I mean, he could be wearing a completely different outfit, but you'd never know because you never saw the second one. You only saw the first one. Yeah. And on that, if that were true, they'd have to coordinate and have matching wardrobes. I'm going to the toilet. I'll be back in a minute.
Bye, Mary Keith. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
Yes, indeed. Pearl Jam there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday night. Now, fellas, I know this isn't on our schedule for today, but boy, oh, boy, do I have a bone to pick.
He's got a bone to pick.
And it's in relation to a post that was just put on our Instagram account, the Radio Hauraki Big Show. Yes. We're old Pugson who joins us now. Ooh, it's Pugson. Evening, fellas. How are you? Posted a photo of you two fellas, Keezy and Old Mogi, and you're double-denimed. Oh, yeah, that was a nice photo. So handsome. Sex machine.
Yeah, I think that was a good photo.
Oh, yeah. Massively. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And I was like, good looking fellas there.
Thank you.
And then in the same post, there's a post of old Hoity J. Within a post, a post within a post.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:01–1:02
2
What freaked out the host during their day?
1:02–3:46
3
Who did the host unexpectedly see while driving?
3:46–6:27
4
What strange coincidence happened at the supermarket?
6:27–9:59
5
What humorous theories emerged about John Campbell's appearance?
9:59–12:42
6
What bone does the host have to pick regarding a social media post?
12:42–12:57