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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Velvet Revolver there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Monday evening.
The time is 15 minutes past 6 o'clock. And, fellas, something happened today that really freaked me out. Funnily enough, actually, as we were talking at the opening of this hour, I bought some bang-bang chicken today. Yeah, I know. Anyway, this is entirely true, this story. Better make a change.
I was going to say, isn't everything we say on here true?
Sometimes we charm it up a bit, Keezy. So my wife and I were driving in her car around a very popular sort of area close to the city. I'm not going to go into specifics. Ponsonby?
Maybe. It's definitely Ponsonby.
And we're at the lights.
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Chapter 2: What freaked out the host during their day?
And I was in the passenger seat and out of the corner of my eye, walking along the street, I saw none other than John Campbell. And I said to my wife, I think that's John Campbell. And she went, yeah, it is too. And then what did you say? I went, yeah, definitely. Oh, yeah. Did she say anything to that? And she said, are you friends with him? And I went, no, not really.
But that was all G. So we kept driving for about 10 more minutes. 10 more minutes to our location, the supermarket. I won't specify what supermarket. All right?
My guess is Faro and Bailey.
Yeah, Faro's. Took us 10 minutes to drive there. We walk in to the supermarket. I grab a basket, getting a few fruit and veg. I turn around the aisle and it's like, you were kidding me. John Campbell was standing in the aisle and I was like, what the actual? And I said to my wife, honey, honey, over here quick. And she was like, we've already got honey. We do, actually. We've got two jars.
Rich guy. And I said, look, check this out. John Campbell again. And she was like, yeah. And I was like, we... We just saw him walking along an unknown street in a certain district that I won't get into. Ponsonby Road. And then all of a sudden, he's here in the aisle with a half full basket. That was the other thing. So I've been shopping for a while. And I was like, how does that happen?
We were in the car driving directly to said supermarket. He was walking along the street. And somehow he then turns up at the supermarket before us and he's already done half his shopping.
Might be because it took you 10 minutes to get there, but that's a five-minute drive. Either that or he's got a body double.
That's what I wondered.
Yeah. The body double. Either that or none of this happened and you spent the whole day sitting on your couch watching TV. And you're losing it. Could be that. I still think it might be the body double, though.
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Chapter 3: Who did the host unexpectedly see while driving?
It's been suggested, Keezy, he's a very busy man. Oh, yes. And, you know, he's the man of the people as he's known. And I'm wondering, is there two John Campbells? Did you freak out a wee bit? But the thing that freaked me out about it, if that's the case, he was dressed exactly the same. You'd have to to sell it. Yeah.
But then how would you know, though, if you only saw one of the John Campbells?
Yeah.
And then you didn't see the second one. I mean, he could be wearing a completely different outfit, but you'd never know because you never saw the second one. You only saw the first one. Yeah. And on that, if that were true, they'd have to coordinate and have matching wardrobes. I'm going to the toilet. I'll be back in a minute.
Bye, Mary Keith. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
Yes, indeed. Pearl Jam there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday night. Now, fellas, I know this isn't on our schedule for today, but boy, oh, boy, do I have a bone to pick.
He's got a bone to pick.
And it's in relation to a post that was just put on our Instagram account, the Radio Hauraki Big Show. Yes. We're old Pugson who joins us now. Ooh, it's Pugson. Evening, fellas. How are you? Posted a photo of you two fellas, Keezy and Old Mogi, and you're double-denimed. Oh, yeah, that was a nice photo. So handsome. Sex machine.
Yeah, I think that was a good photo.
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Chapter 4: What strange coincidence happened at the supermarket?
Do you want to, Jase, would it make you feel more comfortable if we put in place some sort of protocol? I think so, Keezy. Okay, so Pugs. Hello. What is the current protocol for posting photos of Jase?
You know, it's a pretty high-pressure industry, this media one of ours. Oh, what am I, man? Chase. And in that moment, I needed to get a post up, and I thought, Shivers, I've got this photo of Casey and Mogi.
Yes.
Where is the crucial third component to the show? I need to get up a photo of Jase in that post, a post within a post, if you will. And I thought, Shivers, here he comes in now, through the door, boom, snap, up in the post, ready to go.
Right, so you didn't even look at the photo. You just went, boom. Oh, no, I did. That was awesome. He looked at the photo and then threw his head back and laughed heartily. Right, so am I right in saying that the current protocol for posting a photo of Jase is take as shit of a photo as possible and then just post it? Yeah.
Yeah, there's pretty much, yeah.
Okay, I'm actually happy with that protocol.
Jase, what are your thoughts? It works for me. Yeah, I like it. Well, you know, the way I'm sort of viewing it. Should we go to a vote? No, we shall not go to a vote because there's plenty of opportunities for you to take cool photos of Hoity J. Man, I'm looking sharp at the moment and you deliberately cracked out a wide, wonky lens. 0.5.
You put it right above my snozz as I walked in the door and just snapped it.
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Chapter 5: What humorous theories emerged about John Campbell's appearance?
And maybe about halfway through the gig, she's doing one of these like 10-minute long piano pieces, very emotive. She's really feeling it. We're all feeling it. You know, it's quiet. There's no vocals. It's all instrumental. It sounds so punishing, but yeah, okay, yeah. It was quite beautiful. Yeah. And maybe halfway through, my partner goes... I've really got to go to the bathroom.
There hasn't been applause in ages because the songs are so bloody long. I'm like, you've just got to go. You've really just got to get up and go. She gets up and goes. The minute she walks out the door and goes to the bathroom, I hear a cry out. And I'm in the middle of the crowd. I'm like, okay, maybe someone's really just feeling it.
Then I see a woman stand up, sort of like right front, not front, center, maybe second row back, and goes...
We need an ambulance now.
Wow. In the middle of the piano piece.
Really?
Yeah. I've never seen anything like it. Did she stop playing? She did not stop playing. Even though someone was- Someone said, we need a doctor. We need an ambulance now. I'm talking full volume. Everybody's kind of looking around going, what the hell is this? There's a couple more people get up. And in my head, I'm thinking, okay, someone's having a medical event.
So they obviously just need to get some help, maybe ferry this person out. And then so a guy gets up, goes out to call an ambulance. I see him on the phone. And then he comes back in, checks again. It's like, she's playing, but she's kind of looking. She's kind of trying to assess the situation, whether or not she stops. Maybe like five, ten minutes go by. Amelia comes back. Sorry, my partner.
Comes back in. She sits down at the end of her row. He comes back in. Nothing happens. So was the person okay? No idea. So this whole massive kerfuffle... In the middle of the song, she doesn't stop playing. You've got a woman yelling at full pelt to call an ambulance to get medical help or get a doctor. Someone goes out, calls an ambulance. He comes back in on the phone and he looks.
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Chapter 6: What bone does the host have to pick regarding a social media post?
And someone was like, call an ambulance. That vest is sick. Maybe that's what happened. Nah, that's far-fetched.
That would never happen. That would never happen.