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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
The Hodaki Big Show. Thanks to crave-worthy street food. Freshly made with Reburger.
Welcome to the Hodaki Big Show. Really big. With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
Oh, g'day, you mad boss. It's great to have your company on this blustery Friday afternoon. It is the 26th of June, 2026. And you, my friends, as always, listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Reburgure.
Chapter 2: How do the hosts feel about the weather in Auckland?
Handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and gourmet eats that will change the game forever.
Reburgure.
Jeez, you're looking good, Muggy.
How's life, mate? Going pretty grassy, you mad dog, you sick son of a B. Look, it's not the nicest day in Auckland. No. Or Wellington. No. Particularly bad in Wellington. Hey, but we've still got each other. That's right, man. That's what I like to focus on.
Keezy. Just checking the rest of the country, man. Keezy. Hello.
Hello. We've got each other, man.
Yeah. You and me and old Horty Jizz.
We are each other's shelter.
Yes. From the storm.
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Chapter 3: What humorous stories are shared about being caught in the act?
We're going to be talking lovemaking. After five, we'll be doing the throbber. That's lovemaking related. We'll also be doing a little bit of, there's been an interesting story come out of a music festival, I think it was Download Festival over in the UK. A young, I'm assuming young couple, caught in the act of making love on a Ferris wheel. A Ferris wheel there. Yeah. They were busted.
Are you eating, Jase? No. That's terribly unprofessional.
I would never do that, Mogi, while the show's live on air. Jeez. What are you talking about, man? Come on.
So we want to talk to the audience about the best places they've made love and where they've been caught. Yeah. Because, Jase, you've been caught in some absolute shocking places.
Have you? Yeah, man. 3483 if you want to get those texts coming through. Every text in the draw for a $50 Reburger voucher.
And a little bit of special content coming up later as well. We'll be talking about G-Lane, Mike Lane, the curse, the walking shambles, and his anus. Here's Weezer. That's a hell of a tease. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
He's indeed part of finger there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Friday afternoon. The time is 4.13 and we have breaking news.
This is Breaking News.
A British couple has been investigated for having sex on a festival fair as well. The as yet unidentified couple was caught with their pants down at Leicestershire's Download Festival this past weekend.
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Chapter 4: What are the wildest places people have made love?
Should we do that one day?
Oh, one day, I see. I think it was at night. Oh, it was at night.
Well, Guns N' Roses were coming on. That's a headline set. That happens at night. Yeah, true. Also says here that in England, making love or public sex is not illegal.
Yeah, well, it's also going to ask that question. Is it actually illegal to have sex in public?
The only thing that is illegal is having sex in a public restroom. Other than that, you're good as gold. But indecent exposure is a crime.
See, that doesn't make sense because if you're going to have a shag, I think a public restroom is probably the best place for it. You know what I mean? Recon, though. Absolutely recon.
And it also says here, yeah, indecent exposure is the issue. But the problem that this couple ran into was that everybody could see everything.
Yeah, right. And it does beg the question, you know, interesting places you've made love. Like someone just informed me that Pugs actually made love on a gondola in Queenstown.
Yeah.
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Chapter 5: How does the audience participate in the Throbber segment?
The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
Stone Temple Pilots here on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Friday afternoon. The time is 4.25 and we're talking about the weirdest places you've made love.
Absolutely we are. This is on the back of Mogi's story about a couple getting caught in a Ferris wheel.
That's right. And they're at Download Festival over in the UK there. Download. Waiting for Guns N' Roses to come on and they thought they'd make the most of the available time and went and made love on a Ferris wheel and everyone could see everything. Mmm. And apparently they've been arrested since. Even though it's not illegal to make love in public except in a public toilet in the UK.
But you're not allowed to indecently expose your downstairs. Or I'm assuming some females upstairs. Would that be indecent?
I don't think so. I don't think it's very decent.
A lot of texts coming in on 3483. Some pretty romantic people out there listening, fellas. I made love at a wedding on the back of a water tank.
That's hot. That is really hot, man.
Actually, I've got a friend that's just reminded me. And she made love in a tree.
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Chapter 6: What is the significance of the guest appearance by Suzanne Paul?
Where's the weirdest place you've ever made love? Or the sexiest?
uh no i honestly you know me man i'm pretty prudish pretty not prudish um pretty vanilla yeah vanilla yeah yeah uh so i don't know maybe the lounge like it was pretty but to be honest i was freaking me out a bit so i was like no let's not let's stop um what about you jace
To be honest, I haven't really been adventurous in the sort of location sense. Your classic's like a beach. What kind of ways have you been adventurous, if not? Well, I mean, I can be adventurous in the bedroom. Oh, yes. You know what I'm saying, fellas? Please go on. Do you wear your new boots? I haven't yet, but it's only a matter of time. Damn. Role playing.
But, you know, I think probably the beach is probably the most outrageous. What about you, Mogi? Um. Jeez.
Where to start? Probably assembly at school. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
What, at assembly?
At assembly, yeah.
Like during assembly?
During assembly, yeah.
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Chapter 7: What are the hosts' dinner plans for the weekend?
Excuse me, Keezy. So today, right? There is no bigger enthusiast of the throbber than Hoity J. We'll talk about how it works first, Keezy.
Tell us about how it works now.
Well, today, the way we've trialled it today is Pugs put up an Instagram story being like, you know, tell us what Throbber songs you guys like. And you've gone the draw for a $50 Reburger voucher. So people have sent through a whole lot of suggestions. We will then choose one of those each. Yes.
And then whoever wins, I guess the person who suggested that Throbber in the first place will be given a $50 Reburger voucher.
That's right.
So these are suggested by the audience. And can I just say, the way Jase chose his, I actually looked through the full list and was like, oh, there's a few good suggestions in there. I'm going to go lock into that one.
Yeah, same, same.
Jase literally, Pugs came in and was like, Jase, I need your throbber. He opens the thing, looks at the first page of songs, and then just goes, ah, I'll just go for that one.
Yeah, exactly. I'll go for that one. And then Casey said, do you even know what that song sounds like? No.
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Chapter 8: What advice do the hosts give for dealing with flatmate dilemmas?
I've got something I've got to speak about. Yeah. The long way around.
been talking about that show this year there's four seasons of it it's Ewan McGregor and his mate Charlie Borman travelling around the world on motorbike season one the long way round London to New York via Europe Asia Alaska and North America 31,000 kilometres wow one of the great shows I think I gave it five stars earlier in the year
What the hell's a star? What do you mean? Oh, I'm sorry, buzzies. Thank you.
Five buzzies out of a possible five buzzies. Then The Long Way Down, filmed in 2007. They go from Scotland to Cape Town. 24,000 Ks on that bastard. Just finished that the other night. Five buzzies out of a possible five buzzies. Yeah. Now I've started the long way up from 2020. That's when they go from the very bottom of South America up to Los Angeles. That's 21,000 Ks.
And I was talking to Keezy about this yesterday. This would be right up Keezy's alley. Totally. He would love it. It's right there.
I don't know if I would like it up my alley. You would love it.
The thing about it is, Keezy, you haven't tried it. And you simply must. You simply must.
I will try it. I just don't think pressuring me into it is the answer.
As soon as Mogi recommends something to me, I'm on it. I go home and I say to my wife, hey, Mogi said this is really good. Boom, it's on the TV straight away.
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