OUTRO: Beating Off The Cops [R18]
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What disclaimer is given at the start of the podcast?
G'day guys, just a little disclaimer here, old, um, Horty J. No, I knew you were going to say that.
I was going to say Mogi. Mogi's had a shocker.
Look, don't listen to it with the kids around, alright?
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Batman. Hello. Tuesday. I tell you what, fellas, a lot of dope smoking going on in the city today, walking up to work. By old Jase. By old Stoney. Old Stoneyhead Jase. That is such a good nickname. Stoneyhead. Boy, it's pungent. Just from pretty much the whole journey, but... There's a bit of drama this morning in old Elliott Street. Right. Coming back from the supermarket. Always a bit of drama there. Yeah, there's a lot going on. Which is Elliott Street. You know where the supermarket is in town, the Countdown? Down Victoria. Oh, yeah.
The City Mission is there, I believe.
It just goes straight across. Yeah. It leads you on to sort of the square. And I was walking along there, done a bit of shopping, and the police van turned up.
What happened on Elliott Street that caught the speakers' attention?
Six police officers got out of the van, and I went, ooh.
And they went, Jase, Jase, get on the ground, get on the ground.
Get on the ground, on the ground. Get on the ground, stony head.
Stony headed. Fashion crime. Those boots. Yeah, what's that you're wearing, you piece of shit? Boots.
I wasn't wearing my boots. I was wearing my slip-ons. But anyway... So you're wrong there, Keezy. Your sketches. So... There were like six of them and I was like, oh, this, and it was, you know, the big police van. I thought, oh, maybe there's a ruckus going on. And I was walking along and they all fanned out and went, there's a little sort of car park right next to Elliott Street and they all fanned out into the car park.
I know the one.
You know the one? Yes. And they were sort of looking around and then one of the general public went, he's there. Pointed at you? No, pointed at this dude in the car park and he was a pretty wild looking fella, I've got to say.
Do you have a case of the stony heads?
Well, he may very well have. Did that guy see the public person pointed him? No, he didn't see that, but as I walked along, I caught his eye, and there were six policemen converging on him, and he looked at me, and there was a moment where he saw all the cops, and I registered in his face, I'm fucked. Oh, no. Like, there's no way out of this. They cut off all the way, and you could just see in his face, he was like... Ah, fuck, I'm not getting out of this one. I'm going to have to get arrested. I didn't stay around to watch because, you know, it's not my place to do that, but just a little moment in the city for Jase.
Just another city, city life adventure. Yeah. What do you reckon you would have done in that situation? How would you have got away from the cops?
There was no escape.
How did the police respond in the situation described?
Was there a way he could have, as the cops were coming over, he could have climbed on a car and run and jumped past them?
Why didn't he just smack them all over? Well, he could have done that. He may very well have done that. We don't know. But these were six fit-looking dudes, and he was a pretty ragged-looking bastard. I don't see him taking out six fit cops. Yeah, okay. Then they were really fit? They were fit. Were they fit? They were fit. That's so cool. They were well built. They look like they're in top physical condition.
Well, hang on. Mogi, you spend a lot of time in the CBD. How come you don't have these adventures? I don't spend a lot of time on the street, to be honest. I had one adventure with one homeless individual, but that was, yeah, I don't know.
Was that the infamous pie scenario?
Oh, there was that one, absolutely. But I mean more recently. No, I don't know. I don't spend as much time on the street. And to be fair, I think it's worse around where Jase is. Yes. That up our end. Without a doubt. Because you're up there. You're there a little bit. You wouldn't have any kind of misadventures. There's one guy outside your work almost daily with a guitar.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What disclaimer is given at the start of the podcast?
0:00–1:15
2
What happened on Elliott Street that caught the speakers' attention?
1:15–2:57
3
How did the police respond in the situation described?
2:57–4:42
4
What was the reaction of the man being approached by the police?
4:42–6:13
5
What humorous suggestions do the speakers make about escaping the police?
6:13–7:37
6
What experiences do the speakers share about their own encounters in the city?
7:37–10:40