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The Hauraki Big Show

OUTRO: City Livin'

09 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What humorous anecdotes do the hosts share about food experiences?

0.031 - 9.947 Mike Minogue

You a sushi boy? I'd like to, yeah. Okay, where are we at? Yeah, let's do it. Ready? Yeah. Ugh. I can hear it.

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9.987 - 24.27 Jason Hoyte

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24.29 - 51.73 Keyzie

Oh, g'day, fellas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hello. Hello. Hello. Mogi's disgusted because he was just sucking on his glass of water and he sucked down a mass of hair. A big blonde hair. There's nothing worse, is there? I don't find it that bad. I've had a few occasions recently, actually, where I've had meals with hairs in them. Like you've gone out and bought them. Gone out and bought them.

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52.111 - 60.421 Keyzie

And especially when it's a long hair and you go, oh, no. And you just keep pulling on it and it keeps coming out.

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61.062 - 70.796 Mike Minogue

Yeah. I think it's better to pull it out there than feel it on your tongue after taking a bite. Yeah. You know? It's like getting pubes in your mouth, isn't it?

Chapter 2: How do the hosts react to unexpected situations in the city?

71.136 - 83.894 Mike Minogue

Is it? I don't mind. Well, you sort of anticipate that, though. Yeah. Do you? You do. Yeah, man. I know you do. Yeah. You sort of see that one coming, you know? But when you're having a drink of water, you don't expect it. No. What's been happening today, Jizz?

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84.455 - 89.282 Keyzie

I've had a very good day today. It's been very nice. Very, very enjoyable.

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89.302 - 90.644 Mike Minogue

Could you rustle that a bit more?

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90.664 - 102.576 Keyzie

Yeah. Um... You know, just out and about, did a bit of business, did a bit of this and that. Oh, a bit of business. A bit of business. He's a businessman. A bit of business. Reignited an old argument.

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104.338 - 106.78 Mike Minogue

That's so good. You have to save that for the show.

106.901 - 113.707 Keyzie

I absolutely won't, but not really. But really. And just wandering around a little bit as well, so it was a good day, fellas.

Chapter 3: What insights do the hosts provide about electric bikes?

113.787 - 117.25 Keyzie

How good? Just had a bar in me. She had a bar in me with my wife.

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117.35 - 125.04 Mike Minogue

Oh, yeah, so sort of making amends, were you? Well... Nah, it was just... Are you hungry?

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125.421 - 140.367 Keyzie

Tense silence. Hungry or not? Because I'm going to get a banh mi. Do you want some? Yeah. Or do you want me to buy your own one? Yeah. Did you share one? Yeah, we did. That's cute. That's all we need, man. I don't need a massive whole banh mi.

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140.347 - 141.368 Mike Minogue

Yeah, righto.

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141.468 - 142.769 Keyzie

You know what I mean? How about you guys?

142.809 - 158.865 Mike Minogue

How were your days? She's a cold bastard. Snippy. She's a cold bastard. I went to ride my mum's step-through electric bike at work today just to see how she runs. But I got on it and, of course, it was a flat tyre. Oh, sick. Good times.

158.885 - 162.068 Keyzie

So I'm just going to put that in the skip.

Chapter 4: How do the hosts compare electric bikes to traditional vehicles?

162.828 - 169.915 Keyzie

Talk me through the electric bike. Because I imagine there's all sorts of variations, obviously. Yes. But is it?

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171.042 - 185.537 Mike Minogue

You charge it, or is it charged by you pedaling occasionally? You charge it. It's a battery which you can take off the bike. Right. And you take that inside the house. How good. It's pretty good. And you just charge it like that. So, yeah.

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185.757 - 195.547 Keyzie

And then, like, when you're riding, so you'll be tootling along, and then you go, da-goog, into... Yeah, that's it. Da-goog. Da-goog. Is there, like, a button or something?

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195.747 - 209.903 Mike Minogue

There is a button, actually. Right. On this one, yeah. Yes. And then there is a thing where if you're going downhill, it recharges the battery a bit. Same thing happens with a car. Yes. Which is weird. What, when you go downhill? How good.

210.965 - 211.125 Keyzie

Yeah.

211.645 - 212.286 Mike Minogue

Could have been an odd thing.

Chapter 5: What are the hosts' thoughts on urban life and its challenges?

212.306 - 213.688 Mike Minogue

I should look up exactly why.

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214.168 - 221.657 Keyzie

Yeah, I mean, I find it quite an appealing idea. But the pedals don't go, though.

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221.737 - 224.2 Mike Minogue

Well, yeah, they go a billion miles an hour.

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224.3 - 230.346 Keyzie

And you just have to... You have to pedal at the pace that it's going. And you have to splay your legs out so you don't get exhausted.

230.366 - 231.488 Mike Minogue

A mate of mine had one, right?

232.769 - 236.653 Keyzie

That I was using around here. Yes, that Johnny Brough used. That's right.

236.733 - 256.115 Mike Minogue

Well, you could pedal or you could not. I'm yet to see if that's the case, but I think it must be with Mum's one because it wasn't a cheap bastard. Yeah. So you can just sort of flick a little thumb switch, I guess, and off she goes. But I'll find out. But it goes about... $25,000, $30,000 an hour? I want one of those, man. That's pretty good. I really do. Just for zipping around the city.

256.135 - 259.9 Mike Minogue

For zipping, man. Just for the zipping.

Chapter 6: How do the hosts discuss their interactions with strangers in the city?

273.489 - 283.163 Mike Minogue

What did I do? I put some gas in the car the other day. The tea do you see? Because I've got the teeter. Yes. I don't know if you guys have noticed. Prize of gas. Oh, man. She's up there, brother.

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284.122 - 290.973 Keyzie

It doesn't matter for us so much being in the city. Yeah, well, I haven't put petrol in my car for, I can't even remember the last time.

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291.113 - 294.9 Mike Minogue

It was the first time this year for me. Yeah. And I put $50 in there.

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295.1 - 305.016 Keyzie

It's crazy, isn't it? You see, what I could do is I could get an electric bike and just pedal around the flat parts and then zoom up the hills. Zoom!

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304.996 - 310.465 Mike Minogue

You know, just... Actually, that'd be good for you, one of those ones.

310.485 - 313.711 Keyzie

One of those sissy bars, I think they're called. Sissy bars.

313.731 - 316.275 Mike Minogue

Sissy bars, yeah. Those handlebars.

316.335 - 325.09 Keyzie

We'll talk about that on the show, what my options are. With a banana seat. Saw a couple of drug deals again today on the old scooters.

325.21 - 329.778 Mike Minogue

On a Tuesday. On a Tuesday. I wonder what you're buying on a Tuesday. Probably weed. Probably weed.

Chapter 7: What reflections do the hosts have on witnessing unusual behavior in public?

329.798 - 331.301 Mike Minogue

That seems like a Tuesday vibe.

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331.321 - 331.502 Keyzie

Or meth.

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332.063 - 340.52 Mike Minogue

Oh. Because meth's any day of the week. Yeah. Depending on where you are and your addictions. And whether or not you've just had meth and you want more meth. God, I could go with some more meth.

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340.64 - 356.644 Keyzie

Just in the square there, you know, people zoom down on the little thing and there's someone standing there. It's like the wire, isn't it? It's crazy. Yeah. It's... And as I've said, once you've seen it, you can't stop seeing it. Has anybody ever caught you looking? Yes. Really? Yes.

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357.024 - 357.765 Mike Minogue

Having a gaze?

358.085 - 372.478 Keyzie

Yeah. Well, I actually got to the point where I was watching so many drug deals from my apartment that I actually got paranoid about it. And I thought, my God, what if people see me watching them and then try and murder me in my sleep?

372.578 - 386.524 Mike Minogue

Well, Jase, what we've got going on here is a real window situation. Yes, absolutely. You know about that one, Pugson? I've heard the name. I don't know what it is. Rear Window is a movie by Hitchcock. Alfred Hitchcock. Yes.

Chapter 8: What closing thoughts do the hosts share about their experiences in the city?

386.544 - 407.324 Mike Minogue

And it has Old Mate in it. What's his name there? Cary Grant. Cary Grant, yes. Who breaks his leg and he's confined to his apartment. And so he looks out his window and he sees crimes taking place or he thinks he's seen a murder taking place. Oh, yep. And then has the person seen him see them? So then the paranoia comes in, Jase, just like you're describing there.

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408.566 - 430.626 Mike Minogue

It was remade as a Shia LaBeouf movie in the early, or maybe late 90s, early 2000s. Great film. Great film. What's it called, Nate? I can't remember. Anyway, it's got a smoke show in it. Oh, it's not Disturbia, is it? Disturbia. Is that a remake of Rear Window? That is. Are you shitting me? I am not. And I think Rear Window's got Kim Novak in it as well. She was certainly in Vertigo.

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431.227 - 433.391 Mike Minogue

A smoke show of her own day. Yes.

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434.132 - 452.617 Keyzie

There's also another very similar film. And is it Naomi Watts? The Woman in the Apartment. And she's like an alcoholic. Oh, yeah. And she also watches a crime take place and then gets... Already got issues with alcohol and stuff.

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452.637 - 455.881 Mike Minogue

And then goes over there, but the wife is still there, but it's a different woman.

456.021 - 458.785 Keyzie

Yes, girl on the train. That's not that one.

458.845 - 466.494 Mike Minogue

No, it's very similar to a girl on the train. Now we've got a movie in an apartment building. You see what we're doing here? We've got one idea and we're recycling it.

466.995 - 469.698 Keyzie

Yeah. Well, it's a great concept.

470.139 - 471.14 Mike Minogue

It is good, isn't it?

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