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The Hauraki Big Show

OUTRO: Hoytey Jizz Boot(s)

24 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What amusing anecdotes do the hosts share about their day?

0.031 - 15.872 Jason Hoyte

For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast, get up even closer. On Instagram, YouTube and TikTok. Or raw doggies. Four to seven every weekday. On Radio Hodake. Oh, g'day, fellas.

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16.313 - 28.789 Jase Hoyte

Hello. How are you all going? We all good? I'm good. I'm worried about Keezy. Why's that? Because he's on a can of Coke, which normally means he's hungover. That's normally when I see you drink one. It's normally on a Monday.

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29.63 - 35.107 Jason Hoyte

Is it the sugar quotient that, you know? Quotient. That you need?

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35.127 - 36.511 Jase Hoyte

Not a real world, but you get the drift.

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Chapter 2: Why is Keezy concerned about his Coke consumption?

37.093 - 38.256 Jase Hoyte

Not a real world.

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40.21 - 42.553 Jason Hoyte

Are we all off our heads or something today?

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42.573 - 46.918 Mike Minogue

Do you guys need a Coke, man? Are you guys all good? I've got a Coke Zero because I am tired today.

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47.298 - 74.907 Jason Hoyte

Why are you tired? I don't know. I've told you this fascinating stat before, but in rehabs, all the sugar containers are always empty because they're all craving sugar. Oh, sugar. Sugar, because, of course, alcohol is very high in sugar content. Right. And when you stop, you go through massive sugar withdrawals. Right. So thus, it makes sense to me that you pound the Cokes all the time.

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74.927 - 78.621 Jason Hoyte

First of all, it's Coke, no sugar. Second of all...

79.698 - 83.264 Mike Minogue

And second of all, I don't pound them.

83.926 - 84.767 Jase Hoyte

Yeah, second of all.

84.967 - 85.168 Mike Minogue

All right.

85.328 - 86.37 Jase Hoyte

That's just second of all.

Chapter 3: How does sugar withdrawal relate to alcohol consumption?

104.745 - 112.443 Mike Minogue

Yeah, a can. It's got to be a can. Have you ever tried Mexican Coke? No. Fuck, it's delicious. You like that, eh? People that have tried it will know.

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112.463 - 113.145 Jase Hoyte

Yeah.

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113.165 - 114.087 Mike Minogue

The Coke from Mexico is crazy.

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114.107 - 118.255 Jase Hoyte

When I was in Mexico, all I tried was cocaine. Yes. And that was pretty good.

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118.655 - 119.296 Mike Minogue

No, I meant Coke.

119.316 - 120.758 Jase Hoyte

I mean, it was no Coca-Cola.

120.838 - 121.919 Mike Minogue

I meant Coca-Cola.

121.939 - 123.441 Jase Hoyte

But it had its own, you know.

123.802 - 126.665 Jason Hoyte

Didn't they used to put cocaine in Coke?

Chapter 4: What makes Mexican Coke different from regular Coke?

184.47 - 190.837 Mike Minogue

Can't say that. Can you not? No, you can. Jase, you say it. Ese. Oh, shit. What does that mean?

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191.418 - 192.559 Jase Hoyte

Brother soul number one.

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192.84 - 205.124 Mike Minogue

That's all right, isn't it? It's like saying dox or uso. What do they mean? Same shit. What are your mates, you know? What are our fellas? Well, I can't be wrong to say that.

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205.144 - 207.89 Jason Hoyte

If you're talking about mates, fellas. Yeah.

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207.93 - 214.285 Mike Minogue

Yeah, so in Mexico they say ese. Ese. And then we say fellas.

214.906 - 219.816 Jase Hoyte

Yeah. So we're there in Mexico. Do you think they're going, can you say fiel?

220.718 - 225.306 Jason Hoyte

Yeah. And the other guy's like, I don't know what to say. Are you sure it's fiel?

225.747 - 229.515 Mike Minogue

And you pronounce all three L's? Yeah.

230.036 - 230.677 Jase Hoyte

Fiel?

Chapter 5: Why do the hosts find Jase's boots amusing?

230.697 - 246.767 Jase Hoyte

Fiel. Yeah. Hey, day and loo tomorrow, fellas. You guys fizzing? Yeah, man. Yeah, it'd be fun broadcasting from up the Sky Tower, man, I guess. Yeah, where exactly are we? Because we've done it before, but we're from a little boudoir. We were in the presidential suite.

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246.787 - 250.037 Mike Minogue

No, that wasn't. That was a comedy festival.

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250.473 - 254.48 Jase Hoyte

No, I know, but we've broadcasted from up there. I wouldn't say we've done Dan Lou from up there.

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254.5 - 255.662 Mike Minogue

Yeah, you're thinking of Eden Park.

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257.085 - 264.277 Jase Hoyte

Are we doing the same thing again? No, it's in the actual tower, I believe.

264.418 - 268.445 Mike Minogue

Imagine if it was at the base of the tower, just at the base of the shaft there.

268.465 - 269.747 Jase Hoyte

How good would that be? Yeah.

269.727 - 270.429 Mike Minogue

That would be good.

270.569 - 271.792 Jase Hoyte

Would you like that, Jase?

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