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The Hauraki Big Show

OUTRO: Keyzie's New Show

12 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What filming project did the team undertake at the beach?

0.031 - 21.06 Jason Hoyte

for all you mad bastards loving the big show podcast get up even closer on instagram youtube and tiktok or raw doggies four to seven every weekday on radio oh g'day fellas hello what

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21.665 - 45.842 Mike Minogue

What a day. Just to let everyone know, we did a bit of filming this morning with the whole Radio Hodaki team. And it's not giving too much away to say that we were down on a lovely little beach in the sort of local area. God, it was beautiful. Herne Bay. Herne Bay, yeah. Absolutely stunning. It was fun. Stunning. It was, actually. I like doing stuff like that. Feels good. Did you guys get that?

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45.882 - 48.586 Mike Minogue

And I don't often get this urge with that water coming in.

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Chapter 2: Why are certain beaches in Auckland closed?

49.367 - 54.654 Mike Minogue

How good would a swim be? No. You know, just plunge in.

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Because I know that there's so much shit in there.

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57.098 - 64.449 Mike Minogue

Well, this was the interesting thing because we are talking with Jerry about that. And apparently there is a lot of shit in there. I mean, it looks clear.

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Yeah, the water was very clear. That's the way they get you.

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68.074 - 68.715 Mike Minogue

Yeah.

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You get your thing and it's clean, but it's full of shit.

70.64 - 81.689 Mike Minogue

It'd be cold if you did go for a swim. Cox's Bay, just around one more further from there, the big one, that's literally the first beach in Auckland to get closed. Yes. It's like, oh, Cox's Bay is closed because of poos.

Chapter 3: What insights are shared about the real estate market in Auckland?

81.729 - 83.453 Mike Minogue

Look out, everyone. And then the other one's closed.

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Is that because...

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85.739 - 105.886 Mike Minogue

All the rich people around there don't care and just go, we don't care. They just either poo straight in the water or their poos just goes directly from their mansions into the water. They fling them over their back fence. Yeah. Yeah, 100%. I think it would be the opposite. I think the rich people would be like, I paid $20 million for this house and there's poos out there.

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Well, it's funny, isn't it? So for people outside of Auckland, that area is the most expensive area real estate in the country. Yeah. There and probably Remuera as well.

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Chapter 4: How do the hosts feel about living in expensive areas like Remuera?

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Yeah, Remus is pretty pricey. I don't know why it's so pricey there because they don't have the views. No. I think you need the view when you're dealing with $20 million. But how much did you say that house was, Jase? 14, 15 mil? 14.7 mil. When we left there, the guy that was at that house, I don't know if you heard this, stuck his head out for the fence and went, G'day, Maggie. Yeah. Did he?

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135.852 - 138.755 Mike Minogue

He said, Hoity Jizz. And I was, where did that come from?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Chapter 5: What are the pros and cons of downsizing your living situation?

139.756 - 149.625 Mike Minogue

I get the feeling he was the gardener. Yeah, he wasn't the owner. I think so. No way. That was the vibe. Parnell as well, very pricey. Nah, different league though.

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Yeah. Oh, over that hillside? Yes. Will you get a bit of a view? Yeah.

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155.71 - 161.175 Mike Minogue

To be fair though, both those spots, amazing. Like you go down those streets and you go, shit, this is a nice street. Oh, yeah.

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Chapter 6: How does the conversation shift towards winning the lottery?

161.375 - 184.292 Mike Minogue

I mean, yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's a very attractive area for sure. Would you rather live there, Jase, or Glen Eden? Glen Eden. Whatever. You'd rather live in Hearn Bay. Come on, man. Well, I did live in Hearn Bay for a little while. Yeah, but I'm talking now, not in the 60s or whatever, like right now. Look, I've got to be honest with you.

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I'm not – it's a very attractive, very lovely place, but, you know, whatever. And it's just so profoundly expensive that I don't even consider living there. Yeah.

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Because it's just – It's not a choice.

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Chapter 7: What humorous anecdotes emerge from the discussion of past living situations?

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It's not a choice for me.

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It's like there's no way in a million years I would ever be – unless I won Lotto. Yeah. Or if you did, like, two more seasons of Dog Squad. And even then, if I had the money, I still don't think I'd live there. I'd go somewhere else. Where would you go? Don't know. Don't know, but it wouldn't be Herne Bay. My father-in-law lives in that area. It is very, very, a very nice area.

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225.603 - 232.012 Mike Minogue

Let's say you won 30 mil, right? 30 mil, cash in hand. How much would you spend on your house, your main house where you live?

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Chapter 8: What final thoughts do the hosts share about the future of their show?

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Don't know.

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Maybe three to five.

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238.52 - 250.914 Mike Minogue

Yeah, I think about three to five as well. To be honest, I reckon I'd go Remuera. Like, I love that. Like, the houses down there are sick. They're massive old weatherboard houses. No, but I'm sure, sure. You used to live there, didn't you?

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No, not Rema's. It's too far away. I find it a nuisance to get to. I want a view, and like you say, the houses are big, but I've lived in a big house, and I now know I don't want to live in a big house. Neither. Because you have to clean it.

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263.457 - 283.315 Mike Minogue

But you'd have to clean it. My ex-girlfriend's parents lived in Remuera and their house was something to behold. I'll give you that. But no appeal for me, Remuera. Why? Apart from the nice houses. What is there in Remuera that would be... The town's no good. I literally said because the houses are cool.

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Where are you getting $30 million from? I'm winning $30 million. You're not winning $30 million, man. You're not going to have that kind of luck. This is the thing that... I'm going to win it with betting.

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Fellas, this is the thing that baffles me. Baffles. You know, as human beings, we have this thing, and it happens within my own family dynamics, but in society in general, you know, it's always like, step up, step up, step up, step up, property-wise. And it's like, what... getting a bigger and bigger and bigger house. And I said, why do I need a big house? Yeah, that's right.

325.983 - 327.446 Mike Minogue

I don't need a big house.

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I don't want a big house. Can I just say, Jase, that the world is obsessed with growth. Absolutely. Economic growth, business growth, all these sorts of things. Can't we just get to a point where we're all happy, things are going well, and we just be grateful when we do a good job and leave it at that? Thank you. Instead of constantly trying to grow and get more and more and more.

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