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Chapter 1: What social media platforms are mentioned for connecting with The Big Show?
For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast, get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok. Or Raw Dog It. Four to seven every weekday. On Radio Hodake. Oh, g'day, fellas.
Backbone. Hello. Too loud, man. People are going to be like riding the bus. Yeah, man. And then they're going to come in and fucking shit their pants at that.
No, they're not, man. They're going to hear that and go, I'm ready, bring it. You're looking good, Jase, man. You cut.
Chapter 2: What humorous anecdotes are shared about personal appearance?
Yeah, thanks, man. I've got to be honest with you. That photo that Pugs took of me yesterday. Along with your hat on. That he put on Instagram, knowing that it was a fucking horrendous photo of me. In fact, it was so horrendous when I got home last night, my wife said to me, That photo of you is fucking disgusting.
No, she didn't. Jase, she would not say that to you.
And I said to her. You're not lying, are you, Jase? I said, I know, right? Pugs said, I know it is. And he posted it anyway.
And she said, that's hilarious from Pugs.
Chapter 3: How does Keyzie describe his haircut experience?
He's the man. So what's the photo got to do with your new haircut? Because you couldn't see your hair in that photo. Yeah, it was all honker.
Well, you know, because I just thought I need to sharpen my... Even though I've been looking great, Pug seems to have this thing at the moment where he tries to capture me in my worst... You know how people have bad sides?
Do you ever think that potentially he tried to capture all three of us looking like shit? Did you see the second photo of me and Mogi? Yes. Or are you just looking at the new swipe straight to your one? You guys look hot. We look like idiots, man. It's what we do on the show. It's not about looking good on the show.
Can I just clarify here? There's a difference between looking like an idiot and looking like a swamp beast. Swamp beast. You know what I'm saying? So that's what made you go get a haircut? No, it wasn't. I've been wanting to do it for ages.
And this is the crazy thing because there's fucking barbershops everywhere and my wife's taken now to when we go on our walks everywhere, she'll go, ooh, barbershop. And I'm like, yes. And we'll keep walking. She'll go, ooh, barbershop.
Because she wants you to get a haircut.
Right. Is that her way of communicating? No, because I go, as you would attest to, I go, oh, I need to get a haircut.
Bang on about it and then not do anything.
Yes.
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Chapter 4: What funny interactions occur during the haircut discussion?
And so she'll go, barbershop.
Just as if she's noticing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's not pointing it at you. She's giving you the chance to do it yourself.
So ironically, she wasn't with me today, so I took the bull by the horns. A.K.A.
I went into a hairdresser. And got a haircut. I walked into a Rodney Wayne. Wow. And said, one cheesy haircut, please. How long?
I mean, it's scucks. Let's, it's scucks. One scucks cut, please. How much for a scucks cut? How long do your haircuts take? 25 minutes. Okay. 40. How long do you think mine took? 15. 10. Wow. That's pretty good. He was just, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh.
Yeah, I believe that.
Doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh.
Didn't you say he had his testicles resting on your shoulder?
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Chapter 5: How do the hosts react to the concept of fashion and socks?
And or cock. There was.
There was a moment and I don't want to, you know, it was just where he's pressed against me. I went, is this all G?
I've never, ever had a man's cock. I'm not saying. Wait. Pressed against me whilst getting a haircut. I've had that. It was at home. A guy's cock pressed against you while he was giving you a haircut at home. Yeah. But you know what I mean? Like at a barber or a hairdresser, that's never happened to me ever.
Yeah, it was just one of those moments, and it wasn't the whole time. It was just when he first started, and I was like, what the?
If I would have said something, I would have been like, is that your junk on my shoulder, man?
Can I clarify?
Nice balls, man.
Can you remove them? He did not have his junk on my shoulder.
Where was it?
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Chapter 6: What are the hosts' opinions on wearing socks with shoes?
So he's grabbing on, or are you holding on to him? I'm holding on to him, and he's just doing my side bends.
But how did he have his penis on your shoulder? Oh, were you upside down?
I never at any stage... Was it so long that he was in front of you, but then it went over your shoulder and around your neck? I never at any stage had he had his cock on my shoulder.
Where was it?
That was a classic Pugsan... Exaggeration.
Sorry. Exaggerated junk.
He's a shocker with that. I... You know why I know that's not true? Because I never say junk.
You absolutely do. Oh, bullshit, man. I was there in the office.
I'm going to go you pretty soon, pug son. I'm waiting. Because Keezy and I, we're getting fired up, aren't we, Keezy?
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Chapter 7: What nostalgic grooming practices do the hosts reminisce about?
I need a straight answer. Them's the rules, brother.
I actually find Pakistan really easy to work with. Right, so I love how you ā
I love how you go, me and Keezy, blah, blah, blah. Hey, Keezy. Then Keezy says something and then you go, actually, I don't agree with that at all.
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Is it weird that I've got black socks with these white shoes? No, I find it weird.
It's not what I would choose, but it's not weird.
No, I've accidentally done that. I've never been a big fan of white socks. Well, the team. No, the... The national team. Just actual... Actually, my wife bought me some new socks. Should we have sock chat? There we go. Shorgas a geese?
So you were wearing those while a man had his penis on your shoulder.
What the fuck?
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Chapter 8: What final thoughts are shared about personal style and grooming?
I've just got your plain H&M jobs. Are you wearing your weird boat shoes? Nah, these are just my normal docs. Boat shoes was yesterday. Well, you see...
You see, that's what I'm talking about. That's what I find weird. White socks, black shoes. That was always a no-no.
What are you, Michael Jackson? Unless you were Michael Jackson. Yes. That was always the... What is it? The exception to the rule.
That was always the weirdest thing about Michael Jackson was his sock choice. You know, back in my day, fellas, I'll tell you another weird thing that I find weird about fashion these days, and it's a summer fashion, and it's when dudes are wearing shorts... and they wear the sort of ankle socks and sneakers. Back in my day, if you wore that, you'd be considered a massive geek.
But now it's like... When you say ankle, so you can't see the sock?
No, you can see the sock.
The long sock.
Well, not a long sock, but just up to your ankle.
The mid.
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