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The Hauraki Big Show

OUTRO: The Biggest Poll

03 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the Big Show's unique approach to podcasting?

0.858 - 13.889 Jason Hoyte

For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast, get up even closer. On Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok. Or Raw Doggers. Four to seven every weekday.

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13.91 - 20.683 Mike Minogue

On Radio Hood Accused. Get out, fellas! Are we nailing that still?

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20.703 - 34.014 Keezy

Broth's hot, man. Yeah, we've just been given a new place that's just opened up in the courtyard right next to the offices here at NZME. And they specialise in juices and soups and, well, not soups, broths.

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34.374 - 35.375 Jason Hoyte

This is a broth.

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35.395 - 39.579 Keezy

And they've given us, what is it, a turmeric, ginger and chicken broth.

40.099 - 46.164 Jason Hoyte

Broth. It's good stuff. It's a bloody good idea to have going into winter. Who else is doing it? Bloody good idea. Really good idea.

46.204 - 46.585 Mike Minogue

Well done, man.

46.605 - 48.246 Jason Hoyte

Now, if they partnered it with a stick mag...

Chapter 2: How do the hosts discuss the new broth trend?

48.682 - 50.164 Jason Hoyte

Then we'll be talking.

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51.785 - 54.569 Mike Minogue

Turmeric's annoying, I guess, when you make a mess with turmeric.

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54.589 - 59.794 Jason Hoyte

I very, really use turmeric. In fact, I never. You should, Mogi.

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61.096 - 66.742 Keezy

It's very good for inflammation. Oh, inflammation of the... Of just your bodily parts.

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67.403 - 69.665 Mike Minogue

Your penis. Oh, thanks, Keezy. Honker?

69.846 - 83.904 Keezy

What were you thinking? Doesn't seem to affect me there. Nah. Though I did once have a yellow erection. Oh, yeah, jaundice. It was, yeah, just, I don't know. Nah, come on, man. I just can't let my ass go in there.

83.924 - 90.374 Mike Minogue

No, not on this one. This is being filmed for YouTube in this one. Fellas. Or as you call it, poo tube, Keezy.

90.634 - 91.496 Jason Hoyte

No, I don't.

93.679 - 112.871 Keezy

My wife. My wife. My wife gave blood today. My wife gave blood. And here's the thing. She couldn't do it for ages because she was over in England when they had the mad cow disease. And she's one of those people that loves this sort of shit.

Chapter 3: What humorous anecdotes are shared about the costume?

112.891 - 122.303 Mike Minogue

Does she have mad cow disease? She didn't have it, no. You were saying that that's your nickname at home. Yeah. I was trying to figure out a way to make that joke without being too offensive. I might.

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122.703 - 124.666 Jason Hoyte

You're saying that your wife's a mad cow.

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125.166 - 129.131 Keezy

Now that I realise that this is going on YouTube, I might change direction here.

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129.612 - 133.516 Jason Hoyte

Why? Nobody watches it, don't worry about it. Yeah, well, that's true. Why don't we discuss?

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133.977 - 135.919 Mike Minogue

How come it's not growing on YouTube, Keezy?

135.939 - 136.6 Jason Hoyte

Can you help me with that?

136.66 - 140.445 Mike Minogue

It is growing on YouTube, man. It's fucking going great guns, as Jase would say. Fill your boots, man.

141.086 - 149.554 Jason Hoyte

Yeah, it gets about 500 views. Well, I guess it's because we don't do it every day. Couple of likes. There it is. Couple of likes.

149.594 - 159.569 Mike Minogue

The content's pretty average too. Oh, the content's fucking shit. It's shit ass. Yeah. Should we discuss last night? Okay. In a way that's delicate that won't freak Pugs out?

Chapter 4: How does the team handle the big poll decision live on air?

217.33 - 235.352 Jason Hoyte

And our boss, and you went there for this, Pugson, Toddy, Aussie Toddy the Mad Prick is what his nickname is around the joint. And he said that Pugs has been working on it all day. All day, yeah. That's what he said. And that's not a word of a lie. That's what he said. Did he actually? He did.

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235.953 - 246.636 Jason Hoyte

And then I also said that you were using the whiteboard Pugs because he says he uses the whiteboard so it was nice to see somebody else use it. Yes, he had massive whiteboard action.

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246.676 - 255.491 Pugs

There's a whiteboard with lots of stuff written up there. Was that you, Pugs? I wrote it up because it seemed very convoluted and it was very last minute and I wanted it to be clear.

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255.711 - 270.777 Mike Minogue

And it was last minute. That was the interesting thing. So on the way in to work, we get a text, blah, blah, blah, got this thing with the Skytower, great. Come and have a meeting. Pugs isn't there. Todd says, hey, Pugs has been working really hard on this, fellas, all day, and he's been on the whiteboard. So what happened was basically it was like, hey –

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270.757 - 282.817 Mike Minogue

Can you integrate into the show the fact that we're going to light the Sky Tower up? Right? We're like, yeah, cool. And maybe it's a big poll because the person who lights the Sky Tower up will also get to wear a wacky costume.

282.877 - 290.149 Jason Hoyte

You're dressed up like a building. And I'll be honest with you, it's really funny. It was really, really funny. I would have been happier to wear that because it was so stupid.

290.129 - 300.97 Mike Minogue

And then right, literally 30 seconds as we're about to go live on air, we're about to do the big poll. Who has to wear the costume and push the button? We were on air. No, it was like, and Pugs was on the phone to the guy.

300.99 - 307.041 Jason Hoyte

I know, and when we were on air, that's when we found out. He was doing it on air. That was when we found out that we didn't get to do that.

307.021 - 320.355 Mike Minogue

As we were live on air, we were like, shit, okay, just give us the thumbs up or thumbs down, Pugs. And then as we were on air, Pugs is on the phone, he makes the executive decision, which is fair enough to go, no can do on the costume, fellas, which meant we were then doing a big poll.

Chapter 5: What challenges do the hosts face with their YouTube content?

326.963 - 327.363 Mike Minogue

Yes, same.

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327.383 - 328.404 Jason Hoyte

Then we got the thumbs down.

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328.544 - 345.783 Mike Minogue

The thumbs down, but then we still was like, okay, so we're going to do the big poll. It just turned into, who gets to push the button? Vote on the Instagram there. And all of us, after we went off air, we were just like, no one gives a fuck who pushes the button. Like, it's all about the costume.

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346.123 - 346.904 Keezy

I will say.

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346.924 - 349.487 Jason Hoyte

But I thought it was funny in the end. It ended up being really funny.

349.727 - 370.207 Keezy

I will say that Pugs just loved his Julius Caesar moment of the thumbs down, didn't he? He was all, he was like, power, power. Because the guy was saying it was sweet as well. Yeah, he was saying it's fine. And Pugs was like, you know what? Fuck that, man. Thumbs down. He dies.

372.83 - 379.3 Jason Hoyte

Yeah, and it was funny in the end. But one of the lamest, certainly the lamest big poll of all time.

379.32 - 383.185 Mike Minogue

Yeah, so if you're listening and you're like, I literally don't care about this big poll, just know that.

383.305 - 384.447 Jason Hoyte

We felt the same way.

Chapter 6: How do the hosts incorporate personal stories into their humor?

416.72 - 419.484 Mike Minogue

It was great, wasn't it? A little fedora with a feather in it.

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419.504 - 420.485 Jason Hoyte

I look like Robin Hood.

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420.725 - 421.366 Keezy

Yeah, you did.

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421.386 - 423.369 Mike Minogue

I don't know about Robin Hood.

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423.489 - 427.034 Keezy

A very camp Robin Hood. Yeah.

427.254 - 429.277 Mike Minogue

It's gross. You're going to have to beep that.

431.239 - 437.988 Keezy

Well, I was going to get into some wife chat here, but we've sort of run out of time. Maybe I'll do it on the show. We've got time. No, it's not something I want to rush.

438.008 - 439.01 Mike Minogue

Why are you scared of your wife?

439.11 - 440.151 Keezy

I'm not scared of her, man.

Chapter 7: What insights do the hosts share about their relationships?

486.976 - 499.717 Mike Minogue

I reckon we should all send the same text to our wives at the same time that says, hey, how about you and me tonight? Or something like that. Wink, wink. And then just see who gets the best response. I think that would be funny.

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499.837 - 503.102 Keezy

I've already sort of blown my kind of chances today.

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503.122 - 518.313 Jason Hoyte

That would probably be funny, but... My wife probably wouldn't think it was funny. That would be the issue. Yeah, right. And I know how committed we are to not offending them. Well, my wife's just replied to, you know. Why don't we just call them up and talk, you know?

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518.533 - 519.075 Mike Minogue

Talk filth.

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519.115 - 523.665 Jason Hoyte

Yeah, but don't let them know that they're live on air. I said to my wife.

523.645 - 545.816 Keezy

My wife, for our little conversation, I said, well, but thank you. You've just given me some good content. And she was like, well, I'm nothing if not good content, upside down smiley face. Yeah, that's fine. That's good. That's great. She's gutted. I might as well not even go home tonight. You know what I'm saying, fella? I wouldn't be surprised if she just went, you know, fuck you, man.

545.876 - 547.318 Keezy

I don't know why you should reward her.

550.462 - 552.285 Mike Minogue

I just can't imagine being scared of my wife.

553.649 - 563.554 Jason Hoyte

I'm not scared of my wife, man. I didn't say you were. I'm not scared of my wife, but I'm respectful of her, Keezy. And I think that's where you and I differ. Yeah, right.

Chapter 8: What are the final thoughts on the big poll and its impact?

587.867 - 588.988 Jason Hoyte

No, he's good.

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