OUTRO: The Biggest Poll

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What is the Big Show's unique approach to podcasting?

Jason Hoyte 0:00
For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast, get up even closer. On Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok. Or Raw Doggers. Four to seven every weekday.
Mike Minogue 0:13
On Radio Hood Accused. Get out, fellas! Are we nailing that still?
Keezy 0:20
Broth's hot, man. Yeah, we've just been given a new place that's just opened up in the courtyard right next to the offices here at NZME. And they specialise in juices and soups and, well, not soups, broths.
Jason Hoyte 0:34
This is a broth.
Keezy 0:35
And they've given us, what is it, a turmeric, ginger and chicken broth.
Jason Hoyte 0:40
Broth. It's good stuff. It's a bloody good idea to have going into winter. Who else is doing it? Bloody good idea. Really good idea.
Mike Minogue 0:46
Well done, man.
Jason Hoyte 0:46
Now, if they partnered it with a stick mag...

How do the hosts discuss the new broth trend?

Jason Hoyte 0:48
Then we'll be talking.
Mike Minogue 0:51
Turmeric's annoying, I guess, when you make a mess with turmeric.
Jason Hoyte 0:54
I very, really use turmeric. In fact, I never. You should, Mogi.
Keezy 1:01
It's very good for inflammation. Oh, inflammation of the... Of just your bodily parts.
Mike Minogue 1:07
Your penis. Oh, thanks, Keezy. Honker?
Keezy 1:09
What were you thinking? Doesn't seem to affect me there. Nah. Though I did once have a yellow erection. Oh, yeah, jaundice. It was, yeah, just, I don't know. Nah, come on, man. I just can't let my ass go in there.
Mike Minogue 1:23
No, not on this one. This is being filmed for YouTube in this one. Fellas. Or as you call it, poo tube, Keezy.
Jason Hoyte 1:30
No, I don't.
Keezy 1:33
My wife. My wife. My wife gave blood today. My wife gave blood. And here's the thing. She couldn't do it for ages because she was over in England when they had the mad cow disease. And she's one of those people that loves this sort of shit.

What humorous anecdotes are shared about the costume?

Mike Minogue 1:52
Does she have mad cow disease? She didn't have it, no. You were saying that that's your nickname at home. Yeah. I was trying to figure out a way to make that joke without being too offensive. I might.
Jason Hoyte 2:02
You're saying that your wife's a mad cow.
Keezy 2:05
Now that I realise that this is going on YouTube, I might change direction here.
Jason Hoyte 2:09
Why? Nobody watches it, don't worry about it. Yeah, well, that's true. Why don't we discuss?
Mike Minogue 2:13
How come it's not growing on YouTube, Keezy?
Jason Hoyte 2:15
Can you help me with that?
Mike Minogue 2:16
It is growing on YouTube, man. It's fucking going great guns, as Jase would say. Fill your boots, man.
Jason Hoyte 2:21
Yeah, it gets about 500 views. Well, I guess it's because we don't do it every day. Couple of likes. There it is. Couple of likes.
Mike Minogue 2:29
The content's pretty average too. Oh, the content's fucking shit. It's shit ass. Yeah. Should we discuss last night? Okay. In a way that's delicate that won't freak Pugs out?
Jason Hoyte 2:40
Pugs is just going to have to suck it up. And he can just eat a little out of it.
Mike Minogue 2:43
Eat it out of his bed. So just before the show last night, I was thinking on the way here, I feel like we should address it because it's funny. But we're doing a very professional. We can do whatever we want, Keezy.
Keezy 2:54
You don't have to explain yourself to him.
Jason Hoyte 2:56
No, I do. I feel like I do.
Keezy 2:57
Pugs will just have to live with it, man. He does what we say. No, he doesn't. Have you ever heard the word talent? That's what we are. Not around here. And Pugs, if he doesn't like it, he can come and have a word to the talent.
Mike Minogue 3:19
So last night, right, we have this meeting before the show, the radio show, and it's, hey, for the day in lieu, which is coming up, raising money and awareness for bowel cancer. We're doing it up the Skytel. Very exciting. First break.
Jason Hoyte 3:32
Our boss said, now, we need to point out that Pugsan was leading this meeting.

How does the team handle the big poll decision live on air?

Jason Hoyte 3:37
And our boss, and you went there for this, Pugson, Toddy, Aussie Toddy the Mad Prick is what his nickname is around the joint. And he said that Pugs has been working on it all day. All day, yeah. That's what he said. And that's not a word of a lie. That's what he said. Did he actually? He did. And then I also said that you were using the whiteboard Pugs because he says he uses the whiteboard so it was nice to see somebody else use it. Yes, he had massive whiteboard action.
Pugs 4:06
There's a whiteboard with lots of stuff written up there. Was that you, Pugs? I wrote it up because it seemed very convoluted and it was very last minute and I wanted it to be clear.
Mike Minogue 4:15
And it was last minute. That was the interesting thing. So on the way in to work, we get a text, blah, blah, blah, got this thing with the Skytower, great.

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