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The Hauraki Big Show

OUTRO: The Boosie Off

18 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What social media platforms can listeners follow The Big Show on?

0.031 - 23.251 Mick Molloy

For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show Podcast, get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube and TikTok, or raw doggies, four to seven every weekday, on Radio Hodakia.

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23.451 - 29.616 Jason Hoyte

Oh, g'day fellas! Hello. How we going, team?

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30.17 - 30.992 Mike Minogue

I've got a headache.

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31.433 - 33.859 Jason Hoyte

Yeah, I saw you pumping a couple of pennies.

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33.919 - 36.044 Mike Minogue

Yeah, I was pennies. He's pumping the pennies.

36.064 - 49.983 Jason Hoyte

Pumping some pennies. And then when I went into the toilet before to do wheeze, Pucks, you won't know this, he was getting the old trammy out the noose. You're putting a couple of trammies up the nose. Best absorption.

50.143 - 66.377 Mike Minogue

What I like to do is, you know the United States in the 1800s where they had the two railways meeting in between and it was a race to see who could finish first? Yeah. I put the pammies upstairs and then I shelved the trammies and then it's like a race to see who can fix me first.

Chapter 2: How do the hosts lighten the mood when discussing personal challenges?

66.778 - 76.967 Mike Minogue

And then you meet in the middle and shake hands. Your middle gets all sort of squishy in the middle. Yeah, then I rub Vicks Vaporub on my middle. Yeah, nice. Yeah. And that's how I treat a mild headache.

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77.504 - 81.167 Mike Minogue

What have you been doing, Pugs, with your vest on, man?

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81.187 - 90.015 Joe Tomlinson

Yes, cool vest, man. Thanks, guys. It's been a long day today. Really? You've been working? Yeah, yeah. Well, I popped in a bit earlier today just to do my other bits and pieces, as we know.

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Chapter 3: What humorous strategies do the hosts use to cope with headaches?

91.096 - 98.643 Joe Tomlinson

And, yeah, I mean, I got a couple of things done pretty early on. So I've just sort of been, like, finding stuff to do.

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99.844 - 103.908 Jason Hoyte

He's been pretending to be busy for the rest of the time. I went to the gym. Do you not have enough work?

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103.928 - 107.511 Joe Tomlinson

Because I feel like I've got a bit of a winter coat scenario happening at the moment.

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107.491 - 133.945 Jason Hoyte

i'm getting a bit buzzy too oh my god i didn't say i was getting buzzy but all good i mean just didn't say that once it's actually it's actually said i got a bit of a winter well i was just yeah i was just saying you know that i'm the winter bra i'm getting some or some winter buzzies yeah which is surprising which is getting buzzies too oh I wasn't referring to your buzzies. Way too late.

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133.965 - 138.571 Jason Hoyte

They're substantial. No, thank you. You've got a huge chest.

138.591 - 143.419 Mike Minogue

It was just all the training I did for the non-bench press competition. This is a weird question, right? Yeah, sure.

Chapter 4: How does the conversation shift to discussing fitness and body image?

143.439 - 153.854 Mike Minogue

Let's just front foot this right now. It's a weird question. Who do you think out of you two could make the most attractive looking set of buzzies? Well... Me, I think. You reckon you could? Yeah, yeah.

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153.874 - 160.263 Joe Tomlinson

Just like my car and stuff? Yeah, because I've got, like, the more, like, youthful, plump skin. You know what I mean?

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160.463 - 162.486 Mike Minogue

Right, so you think Jase would have a couple of nice sagas.

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162.506 - 171.158 Jason Hoyte

Yeah, I got my hot tanu there as well. You need to clarify what you... So... You mean nice buzzies... You mean like pecs?

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171.859 - 175.304 Joe Tomlinson

Who could get Keezy's engine going the quickest if you and I had a bra on?

Chapter 5: What unique scenarios do the hosts create around body image?

175.344 - 198.507 Mike Minogue

Let me explain what I'm picturing. I have no interest in that, man. And I said this is weird, but here's the situation. We've got a curtain, the curtain's up, and the curtain has two spaces in it cut out for where a chest height is. And I will pull back the little curtain bits to reveal just a set of busies and a bra. Yeah. And I'll pull back one on the right. Have a look. Okay, close that.

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198.567 - 205.758 Mike Minogue

One on the left. And both are, you know, it's you two. And which of you two do you think could make the most attractive looking pair of busies for me?

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206.018 - 210.325 Joe Tomlinson

Genuinely, sometimes when I'm lying down and I'm on my side, I'm like, holy.

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210.345 - 210.885

You get a rager.

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210.905 - 211.827 Joe Tomlinson

Look at that thing, man.

Chapter 6: How do the hosts relate their personal experiences to societal norms?

211.847 - 215.352 Joe Tomlinson

You get a rager. Well, you got to turn yourself on, you know.

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215.372 - 222.958

The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki. Big show podcast.

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222.998 - 229.467 Mike Minogue

What do you reckon, Jase? Do you reckon you'd scrub up pretty nice in the boozy department?

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229.547 - 235.956 Jason Hoyte

Frankly, is there anything more unappealing than a man's boozies?

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236.557 - 238.099 Joe Tomlinson

Well, it depends on your cup of tea.

238.399 - 241.323 Jason Hoyte

Well, I mean, look, everyone, each to their own.

241.603 - 243.546 Mike Minogue

I don't mind boozies where they're coming from.

243.906 - 245.869 Jason Hoyte

I've always had a heavy chest.

246.44 - 247.864 Mike Minogue

Yeah, you're very gifted in that regard.

Chapter 7: What are the humorous takes on physical appearances shared by the hosts?

254.261 - 254.983 Jason Hoyte

I diminish.

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255.003 - 256.607 Mike Minogue

It was a tough little bastard, though.

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256.627 - 262.322 Jason Hoyte

I diminish from the top down. Oh, well, in some respects. Yeah, there it is.

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262.302 - 274.26 Mike Minogue

So when they were designing you, they said, okay, we'll start up here with the honker, obviously, which is huge. And then they kind of gave up halfway down. And I've got a massive head. Yeah. Then they gave up halfway down. They were like, ah, fuck it, this will do. Just fill in the rest.

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274.32 - 278.346 Joe Tomlinson

Weirdly, the triangle shape's kind of reversed with your honker. It's sort of like point up.

278.466 - 279.427 Jason Hoyte

Actually, this is a point under the chair.

Chapter 8: What food experiences do the hosts share that lead to funny anecdotes?

279.447 - 293.325 Jason Hoyte

And it flares out of the bottom. Hello. In my defense, re my lower half. That's because I had osteomyelitis as a kid and spent a long time in hospital. Okay, well, way to bring the mood down, man. Nobody asked. I'm just pointing out the facts, man. Okay, cool.

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293.345 - 297.289 Mike Minogue

So you had oste... Osteomyelitis. On your legs and elephantitis.

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297.309 - 298.01 Jason Hoyte

In my legs, yes.

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298.05 - 300.734 Mike Minogue

Elephantitis of the penis. Scrotum. Wow.

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300.754 - 302.195 Joe Tomlinson

You missed it in honking.

302.215 - 311.629 Jason Hoyte

The double itis. No. That wasn't anything to do with any kind of itis, Keezy. That was just all implants. It was just a... It's just what happened.

311.669 - 318.415 Mike Minogue

Corrective surgery. Question. Pugs making honk jokes when he's got a tiny nose. How do you feel about that?

318.53 - 322.315 Jason Hoyte

I don't care, man. You're all G with it? I don't even listen to what Pug says anymore.

322.575 - 327.562 Mike Minogue

Because I would never make a buzzies joke because I don't have buzzies. You know what I mean?

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