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Chapter 1: What social media platforms can listeners follow The Big Show on?
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Oh, g'day fellas! Hello. How we going, team?
I've got a headache.
Yeah, I saw you pumping a couple of pennies.
Yeah, I was pennies. He's pumping the pennies.
Pumping some pennies. And then when I went into the toilet before to do wheeze, Pucks, you won't know this, he was getting the old trammy out the noose. You're putting a couple of trammies up the nose. Best absorption.
What I like to do is, you know the United States in the 1800s where they had the two railways meeting in between and it was a race to see who could finish first? Yeah. I put the pammies upstairs and then I shelved the trammies and then it's like a race to see who can fix me first.
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Chapter 2: How do the hosts lighten the mood when discussing personal challenges?
And then you meet in the middle and shake hands. Your middle gets all sort of squishy in the middle. Yeah, then I rub Vicks Vaporub on my middle. Yeah, nice. Yeah. And that's how I treat a mild headache.
Thank you.
What have you been doing, Pugs, with your vest on, man?
Yes, cool vest, man. Thanks, guys. It's been a long day today. Really? You've been working? Yeah, yeah. Well, I popped in a bit earlier today just to do my other bits and pieces, as we know.
Chapter 3: What humorous strategies do the hosts use to cope with headaches?
And, yeah, I mean, I got a couple of things done pretty early on. So I've just sort of been, like, finding stuff to do.
He's been pretending to be busy for the rest of the time. I went to the gym. Do you not have enough work?
Because I feel like I've got a bit of a winter coat scenario happening at the moment.
i'm getting a bit buzzy too oh my god i didn't say i was getting buzzy but all good i mean just didn't say that once it's actually it's actually said i got a bit of a winter well i was just yeah i was just saying you know that i'm the winter bra i'm getting some or some winter buzzies yeah which is surprising which is getting buzzies too oh I wasn't referring to your buzzies. Way too late.
They're substantial. No, thank you. You've got a huge chest.
It was just all the training I did for the non-bench press competition. This is a weird question, right? Yeah, sure.
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Chapter 4: How does the conversation shift to discussing fitness and body image?
Let's just front foot this right now. It's a weird question. Who do you think out of you two could make the most attractive looking set of buzzies? Well... Me, I think. You reckon you could? Yeah, yeah.
Just like my car and stuff? Yeah, because I've got, like, the more, like, youthful, plump skin. You know what I mean?
Right, so you think Jase would have a couple of nice sagas.
Yeah, I got my hot tanu there as well. You need to clarify what you... So... You mean nice buzzies... You mean like pecs?
Who could get Keezy's engine going the quickest if you and I had a bra on?
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Chapter 5: What unique scenarios do the hosts create around body image?
Let me explain what I'm picturing. I have no interest in that, man. And I said this is weird, but here's the situation. We've got a curtain, the curtain's up, and the curtain has two spaces in it cut out for where a chest height is. And I will pull back the little curtain bits to reveal just a set of busies and a bra. Yeah. And I'll pull back one on the right. Have a look. Okay, close that.
One on the left. And both are, you know, it's you two. And which of you two do you think could make the most attractive looking pair of busies for me?
Genuinely, sometimes when I'm lying down and I'm on my side, I'm like, holy.
You get a rager.
Look at that thing, man.
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts relate their personal experiences to societal norms?
You get a rager. Well, you got to turn yourself on, you know.
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What do you reckon, Jase? Do you reckon you'd scrub up pretty nice in the boozy department?
Frankly, is there anything more unappealing than a man's boozies?
Well, it depends on your cup of tea.
Well, I mean, look, everyone, each to their own.
I don't mind boozies where they're coming from.
I've always had a heavy chest.
Yeah, you're very gifted in that regard.
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Chapter 7: What are the humorous takes on physical appearances shared by the hosts?
I diminish.
It was a tough little bastard, though.
I diminish from the top down. Oh, well, in some respects. Yeah, there it is.
So when they were designing you, they said, okay, we'll start up here with the honker, obviously, which is huge. And then they kind of gave up halfway down. And I've got a massive head. Yeah. Then they gave up halfway down. They were like, ah, fuck it, this will do. Just fill in the rest.
Weirdly, the triangle shape's kind of reversed with your honker. It's sort of like point up.
Actually, this is a point under the chair.
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Chapter 8: What food experiences do the hosts share that lead to funny anecdotes?
And it flares out of the bottom. Hello. In my defense, re my lower half. That's because I had osteomyelitis as a kid and spent a long time in hospital. Okay, well, way to bring the mood down, man. Nobody asked. I'm just pointing out the facts, man. Okay, cool.
So you had oste... Osteomyelitis. On your legs and elephantitis.
In my legs, yes.
Elephantitis of the penis. Scrotum. Wow.
You missed it in honking.
The double itis. No. That wasn't anything to do with any kind of itis, Keezy. That was just all implants. It was just a... It's just what happened.
Corrective surgery. Question. Pugs making honk jokes when he's got a tiny nose. How do you feel about that?
I don't care, man. You're all G with it? I don't even listen to what Pug says anymore.
Because I would never make a buzzies joke because I don't have buzzies. You know what I mean?
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