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The Hauraki Big Show

OUTRO: What's On The Tin

28 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What humorous banter sets the tone for this episode?

0.031 - 1.478 Keezy

Did you want to do the potty now, Jase?

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1.578 - 4.753 Mike Minogue

Yeah, man. Yeah, what's wrong with you, man? Nothing.

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5.356 - 5.698 Keezy

I'm good.

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5.718 - 24.125 Mike Minogue

You don't have to do it if you're going to be in a hurrah. Did you book tickets? I'll get into it. For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast, get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok, or Raw Dog It, four to seven every weekday on Radio Hauraki.

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24.285 - 27.951 Jason Hoyte

Oh, g'day, fellas. Mac Man. Hello.

30.756 - 32.578 Keezy

You booked tickets, Jase, man? I mean, it's done, man.

32.979 - 33.62 Jason Hoyte

For the play?

33.68 - 34.622 Keezy

Yeah. No, not yet.

34.662 - 49.226 Jason Hoyte

Yeah. Maybe tomorrow night. Sold out tomorrow night. Yeah, maybe. It is. But unfortunately, because my wife's keen too. Yes. But unfortunately, she's kind of busy at the moment for tonight. Yes. So maybe Saturday?

Chapter 2: What play did the hosts discuss and what were their impressions?

104.953 - 124.179 Mike Minogue

In the round, does that mean they're performing in the middle? That's right. Same as the other one, actually, View from the Bridge. That was more in the rectangle. It was in the rectangle. In the square. Come on, man. Andy. But it's in like an old, I don't even know what the building used to be, but maybe it's a church, Keezy. Church Keezy. Oh, Church Keezy they call it.

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124.279 - 125.06 Mike Minogue

I'd sign up for Church Keezy.

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125.08 - 130.626 Jason Hoyte

Yeah, because I think, because I was talking to my wife about it last night, I think the silo must jump around a bit.

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130.646 - 149.62 Mike Minogue

I think they've got this place and they haven't been there very long. Right, okay. Because I've never heard of it up on K Road. No, no. Apparently it's pretty new, but it looks like an old town hall in the middle of nowhere. Nice. Like rural New Zealand or something like that. But very weird. And then the whole place is lit, so you're lit. The same as the, not that kind of lit, Keezy.

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149.82 - 159.781 Mike Minogue

Oh, like lights? The lights, yeah. I mean, you could be if you wanted to be. Absolutely, you could. But the same as the actors, you know? So you can see all the audience, which is a bit disconcerting.

159.942 - 169.085 Jason Hoyte

It would be if I was acting. Yeah. I'd hate that. Yeah. One of the things, Keezy. Oh, hello. One of the bonuses when you're on stage.

169.105 - 169.887 Keezy

You can't see anyone.

169.907 - 172.835 Jason Hoyte

Yeah, generally speaking, you're blinded by the stage lights.

172.855 - 179.213 Keezy

So you said that. I still remember when I did my first stand-up at Sky City Theatre and I could see you guys. Everybody's stony faces.

Chapter 3: How do the hosts feel about performing in front of comedians?

233.772 - 238.098 Jason Hoyte

Yeah. The worst kind of audience is, especially for stand-up, is comedians, generally speaking.

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238.118 - 241.002 Keezy

But they all go and support themselves, support their mates though, right?

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241.022 - 241.983 Jason Hoyte

Yeah, yeah. Some do, yeah.

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242.003 - 242.584 Mike Minogue

Others boo.

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242.964 - 246.77 Keezy

But at that awards night the other night, there were a big crew of them all applauding heaps.

246.89 - 275.708 Jason Hoyte

I remember Johnny and I... I bet you guys are horrible. ...doing a show in Melbourne. Yes. And there were eight Kiwi comedians in the audience, and you'd know them well. Really? Not a tatter. Is that their fault or yours? It was a fucking good show. Apparently not. Not a tatter. They were probably on LSD. And it was so disconcerting. We were like, what the fuck is going on?

276.169 - 281.757 Keezy

Can we name names here? No, we can't. Right, okay. And you were certain that your show was good?

282.058 - 283.039 Jason Hoyte

It was a good show, yeah.

283.961 - 284.942 Mike Minogue

Was it a jolly good show?

Chapter 4: What challenges do performers face when the audience is unresponsive?

517.029 - 538.951 Keezy

And I just said, fine, I'd just rather it in a wrap. And then I opened the wraps and I had that. And then, good news, fellas, there was leftover mince, so we're having it again tonight. Good. What do you guys buy in like half a kilo? Half a kilo of mince. I tell you, fellas. And then you pour tinned corn into it and tinned beans. Oh, no. And then you mix in like a burrito mix and some stock.

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539.151 - 540.274 Keezy

I'll stop you there.

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540.294 - 560.768 Mike Minogue

You serve that shit up when we come over to your Joint Keys. I'll be fuming. I'm going to. Tinned corn. What, tinned corn kernels? Yeah, I'm not a fan of tinned corn. Anything pretty much? Any vegetable tinned, I'm not a fan of. Anything tinned, you're like in a spout of goose. Fuck you guys, a fussy? It's not fuss. It seems like it. I don't mind a kidney bean that's tinned. Well, that's right.

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560.808 - 564.032 Mike Minogue

I mean, I don't think I've had a kidney bean any other way. No.

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564.093 - 568.899 Jason Hoyte

Could I say that? You can buy them dry, of course, and then moisturise them yourself.

568.919 - 571.022 Keezy

Moisten them. Yes. Moisten those beans.

571.162 - 574.847 Jason Hoyte

Fellas, another fascinating...

575.823 - 600.379 Jason Hoyte

thing today happened it's not really that fascinating but it's fascinating to me in the city right outside my apartment um now i live next to a very actually maybe i'll save this for the show save it for the show yeah okay i'll keep your powder dry man and your beans wet said that to my daughter today that very phrase you said keep your beans wet no i said keep your powder dry all right

600.933 - 613.845 Jason Hoyte

Good bit of fatherly advice there. What was she about to talk about something on her podcast? She was about to fire off a cannon. She's fuming. I'll just say that much. At who? I'm not going to say any more than that. Is it radio content? No.

Chapter 5: What funny anecdotes do the hosts share about past performances?

638.137 - 643.846 Jason Hoyte

She loves it. No. Which daughter is it? Your youngest? No. I'm not going to even specify what daughter it is.

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644.127 - 649.215 Keezy

Oh, wow. You've got a one in eight chance here. Listen to the big show.

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649.275 - 650.818 Jason Hoyte

One in 15, KZ.

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650.798 - 657.79 Keezy

4 till 7 every weekday. And if you want to hear Jase's amazing What Happened Outside His House thing, listen to the Best Of podcast.

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657.81 - 669.369 Jason Hoyte

It's more a podcast chat, which I'll do in another podcast. You've had a shocker. The one you just teased for the radio show. Yeah, I know, but I realise that it's going to be quite long and it's actually not that interesting. Right.

669.389 - 670.431 Keezy

It's perfect for the podcast then.

670.451 - 672.334 Mike Minogue

Just the usual.

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