THE DISCLAIMER: Chip On Your Shoulder

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What is the Big Show intro and how do the hosts greet listeners?

Carine Torbey 0:00
Luo oma autopakuutuksesi kuin patonki vaarissa. Täyttäjänä herkkuja, kuten palo, ilkivalta, varkaus, lunastusetu, lasiturva ja sijaisauto. Suomen suosituin autopakuuskorvaa arvaamattomat ja arvottomat vahingot. Lähitäpiola.fi kautta auto. Palvelun tarjoavat lähitapion vahinkoja alueyhtiöt. Lähitapiolla samalla puolella.
Unknown 0:20
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Jason Hoyte 0:35
On radio holdark here. Backbone. Hello. Hello. Oh, giday, fellas. Have we started Oh right. I wasn't even paying attention. Oh G'day, fellas.
Mike Minogue 0:45
Unbelievable. Jace Man, I played the official intro and even though. Yeah, I know
Jason Hoyte 0:49
I thought it was literally just something playing on the radio and I was. Well, yes. That's how I get into the show. Filth.
Karl Urban 1:01
Bum. Bam. Did you guys play golf today? Sort of. I don't want to talk about it, man. Another shitter. Fucking terrible. Yeah, yeah. It's over for you, bro.
Jason Hoyte 1:11
I've I've j I'm done with golf. I'm I'm out.
Mike Minogue 1:13
Yeah, good. The thing with Jace is he's a very good golfer. What's happening at the moment? Is it Is he very good? Yeah, easy written. Like like for someone like me, when Jace is playing well, I I think, man, I wish I could play that well. Yeah, right. Like and we're talking low nineties. Yeah, exactly. Which is great. So about twenty
Karl Urban 1:28
over
Mike Minogue 1:29
par. But in my opinion that is very good for someone who's not playing five times a week. And is eighty. And is eighty years of age. Oh
Karl Urban 1:36
you're eighty now. Yeah. You're eighty when it suits you. Yeah, eighty when it suits you or you're thirty nine.
Mike Minogue 1:41
Um but his thing now is um whenever he goes to chip, he his brain is full of I fucking suck it. There's a fucking chipping. Here we go. This is gonna be a fucking night and then
Karl Urban 1:50
So then do you get somebody who's not as good at oh giving you advice? No.
Mike Minogue 1:56
All I say to him is um think positive thoughts.
Karl Urban 1:59
That's not how Jace operates at his best. Jace operates at his best by calling himself a piece of shit.
Jason Hoyte 2:04
I you play a nice T shot, Mogey. Here we fucking go.

Why do the hosts keep bringing up playing golf during the workday?

Jason Hoyte 2:08
What's the point? You're just off the green. What do you shoot? Seven. Yeah. Four chips. Four chips that go five meters?
Mike Minogue 2:19
It's because he's too tense, Mogy. How do we relax him at the g at with the chippin' man? Just go down the
Karl Urban 2:25
driving range. You're a bum. Yeah, well I am a bum. Or go and get some lessons. Yeah,
Jason Hoyte 2:29
well it's either You won't do that. I'm gonna no, I'm gonna go on YouTube. That would
Karl Urban 2:32
be like going to a doctor.
Jason Hoyte 2:33
That's
Karl Urban 2:34
you know, uh to fix a problem. But instead you prefer the moan.
Jason Hoyte 2:38
Started off okay and then fell apart.
Mike Minogue 2:40
How about this, all right? Because Jace won't go and get lessons. No. Uh and he's even said, I'm not gonna play anymore until I've fixed my chip. So I'm like, cool, so now I've got no playing partner.
Karl Urban 2:49
Yeah, it's over.
Mike Minogue 2:50
So how about this? If anyone listening lives in Auckland and is a golf coach and wants to help Hoydy Jay with his chipping Message us message me on Instagram.
Jason Hoyte 2:58
What do you want help with, Key Z?
Mike Minogue 3:00
I I don't care. Because I'm happy just that you see me play, man. I'm shit at everything.
Jason Hoyte 3:05
No man, come on.
Mike Minogue 3:06
But like uh if my playing partner's not gonna play with me anymore.
Jason Hoyte 3:09
No I'll play, it's just I was just gr I was fuming. It gives to you. It's fucking annoying, man. It's an exasperating game.

How does Jace’s golf chip problem affect his confidence?

Jason Hoyte 3:16
Yeah. Everything else is going good and just one facet, but you have to play that shot in every hole.
Karl Urban 3:23
Just why don't you just hit it into the hole on the first one?
Mike Minogue 3:26
Yeah, well I we could do that. Nah, I think eight hits is good. And then it's No, so no,
Karl Urban 3:31
so at least your um everything else in the world disappears, I'd imagine. You're only thinking about this part of your life that sucks. Not all of the other areas of your life that suck. Oh no, they infiltrate as well. You know what I mean? Yeah. This is why I'm in a miserable marriage.
Mike Minogue 3:50
But if you let something nice come into your head as you're about to chip and concentrate on that, I reckon it would make a difference. Well
Karl Urban 3:56
it's I think a clear mind, an entirely clear mind.
Jason Hoyte 3:58
What you know what I think works um is to just not give a fuck.

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