The Headgum Podcast

161: 3928 Fredonia Dr, Los Angeles, CA 90068

14 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Amir and producer Grace join Geoff to discuss the town of Walsall, the Jonah Hill controversy, and Headgum's liability re: Geoff. Advertise on The He...

160: Oh-Oh-Oh-Ozempic!

07 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Geoff is in a crazy mood on today's episode, as Amir, Marika, and Casey join him to discuss the Ozempic jingle, Willy Badonka, and the Headgum studio'...

159: Thirty-Six Hours in Walsall

30 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Producer Grace joins Amir and Geoff to debate the best fish and chips in Walsall. Advertise on The Headgum Podcast via Gumball.fm Rate The Headgum ...

158: Turtle Neck (w/ Miles Bonsignore!)

23 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Miles Bonsignore (Perfect Person) joins Amir, Allie, and Geoff to discuss Geoff's first resume, professional yo-yoing, and dad fashion! Advertise on ...

157: Sandy Hurwitz (w/ Hollywood Handbook!)

16 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Sean and Hayes (Hollywood Handbook) join Amir and Geoff to discuss joining the Headgum network, Jake's newborn baby, and plantar fasciitis. Plus, they...

156: The Brothers Don

09 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Brad, Emma, and Marika join Geoff to discuss Marika's brief tenure as the Headgum Podcast host, marriage in Portland, and the Brothers Don. Advertise ...

155: Absentee Geoff

02 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Marika steps in as the "de facto Geoff" in the first-ever episode of the show sans Geoff. Amir, Anya, and Casey bring up the rear / endure.  Advertis...

154: Bi Sofas

26 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Erica (Headgum ad ops) makes her debut alongside Amir, Allie, Alex, and Geoff to discuss Las Vegas, bisexual sofas, and Amir's last breakup! Advertise...

153: Eighty-Third Video Episode

12 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Richelle (Producer) makes her debut alongside Amir, Casey, Marika, and Geoff to discuss employee solidarity, Landon Donovan, and music copyright law! ...

152: Oops All Producers

05 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The LA studio is chock full o' producers as they host and Geoff and runs the boards. Plus, the show's engineer, Grace Harper, makes her Headgum Podcas...

151: Pyschopathy (w/ Miles Bonsignore!)

28 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Miles Bonsignore (Perfect Person podcast) joins Amir, Marika, and Geoff to discuss Geoff's poor scheduling, child-parent co-dependance, and psychopath...

150: Jarred Joy

21 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Amir, Marika, Allie, and Brad join Geoff to discuss Jar Jar Binks, checking up on friends, and Geoff's upcoming album. Advertise on The Headgum Podca...

149: MILF Manor

14 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Marika, Joel, and Brad join Geoff to discuss his trip to Paris, ghosting Brad, and celebrity spankings! Advertise on The Headgum Podcast via Gumbal...

148: Whatta Flan

07 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Amir, Marika, and Dane join Geoff to discuss The Pit Wall, Sprite, and flan! Advertise on The Headgum Podcast via Gumball.fm Rate The Headgum Podca...

147: F**k Up Some Rice

31 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jake, Marika, and Allie join Geoff to discuss Geoff's upcoming trip to Paris, Andrew Pile's birthday, and anger issues at large! Advertise on The Hea...

146: Let's Get Ready to Crumble

24 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Amir, Casey, and Emma join Geoff to discuss The Oscars, Confucious, and humility! Advertise on The Headgum Podcast via Gumball.fm Rate The Headgum ...

145: Geoff's 24-Hour Livestream

17 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Both the LA and NYC studios are packed for this, the final hour of Geoff's 24-Hour Livestream (that he didn't know he was hosting)! Everyone gathers t...

144: The Choice

10 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Amir, Marika, and Anya join Geoff to discuss the Ja Morant controversy, private land-ownership, and poetry. Plus, they play two rounds of The Choice! ...

143: Chat-Geoff-PT

03 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Marika, Micah, and newcomer Will Conover join Geoff to discuss Geoff's 24-Hour Livetream, AI, and the sisters Williams! Advertise on The Headgum Podc...

142: Banal

17 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Amir, Allie, and Brad join Geoff to discuss Geoff's new hat, Geoff's mid-ness, and Geoff's banality! Advertise on The Headgum Podcast via Gumball.f...

141: Worst Episode Ever 3

10 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Amir, Marika, and Allie join Geoff to discuss George Santos, Candyland, and squeals! The Pit Wall has been greenlit! Subscribe on your favorite podcas...

140: Geory (w/ Georges Saba & Emma Silvers!)

03 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Geoff's friends (and former Headgum interns) Georges Saba and Emma Silvers join the show to discuss the SQIRL jam controversy, vain bears, and the new...

139: Alf Roker (w/ Review Revue!)

27 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Reilly Anspaugh and Alfred Bardwell-Evans join Marika and Geoff to discuss the new era of Review Revue, Broadway, and pop culture at large! The Pit Wa...

138: Spiked Chowder

20 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Allie, Dane, and Joel join Geoff to discuss Aaron Taylor-Johnson's love affairs and air out their grievances towards the movie Titanic (1997). The Pi...

137: Marika Siwa

13 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Amir, Danny, and Marika join Geoff to discuss the failing of Copenhagen's famed Noma, 2023 trends, and JoJo Siwa! The Pit Wall has been greenlit! Subs...

136: Amir Goes Off on Italians

06 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Amir, Marika, and producer Casey join Geoff to wax nonsensical about a myriad of topics and affairs ranging from A to Zed. The Pit Wall has been green...

135: Regrets and Resolutions 2 (w/ Billy Scafuri!)

30 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Billy Scafuri (No Joke podcast), Amir, and Brad join Geoff to discuss Drake's engagement ring chain, lucky baby names, and New Year's resolutions! The...

134: There's Something About Dairy (w/ Cory Lane & Billy Scafuri!)

23 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Gumball's Senior Creator Partnerships Manager Alex Berkman makes her Headgum Podcast debut alongside comedians Cory Lane and Billy Scafuri, Marika, an...

133: Too Many Squats to Handle (w/ Lucy Blehar, Cecily Breaux, and Billy Bryk!)

16 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Friends of the show Lucy Blehar, Cecily Breaux, and Billy Bryk join Geoff to discuss breakups, Steve-O, and Spanish torrijas. Plus, they have a squatt...

132: Shopify Wrapped

09 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Amir, Marika, and Joel join Geoff to discuss traumatic experiences, being "that kid," and online orders! The Pit Wall has been greenlit! Subscribe on ...

131: Writing Advice Part 2 (w/ Zach Dunn!)

02 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian Zach Dunn, Amir, and Allie gather in the LA studio on Geoff's birthday to critique his recent writing. The Pit Wall has been greenlit! Subscr...

130: Biggest Loser: Personality Edition (w/ Cory Lane!)

25 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian/friend Cory Lane joins Amir, Allie, and Geoff to discuss granola, vintage glassware, and being a loser! The Pit Wall has been greenlit! Subsc...

129: Fifty-Ninth Video Episode (w/ Miles Bonsignore!)

18 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Miles Bonsignore (Perfect Person podcast) joins Amir, Marika, and Geoff to discuss roller skating, hash, and personality tests! Plus, Geoff has an anx...

128: Geoff Endorses Oz

11 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Marika, Johnny, and Joel join Geoff in the New York studio to discuss small bladders, Geoff's funeral, and the Pennsylvania governor race. Plus, they ...

127: Geoff's Ass Reveal

04 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's a full house in both the LA and NYC studios of Headgum, with everyone gathered for one purpose: to behold Geoff's haunches. The Pit Wall has been...

126: Philistine Halloween

28 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Marika, Kayla, and Joel join Geoff in the New York studio to discuss family crests, cryogenic freezing, and The Griddy. Plus, they plan a half-assed H...

Introducing: Headgum Happy Hour

27 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Consider this your official invite to hang with us in the Headgum backyard: it's the Headgum Happy Hour, our new monthly stand-up comedy show! Hosted ...

125: Haggis Baggis

21 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Marika, Johnny, and English join Geoff in the New York studio to discuss belated birthdays, Bang energy, and selvedge denim. Plus, they play a round o...

124: Marika as Amir as Reilly Doing Pratt as Mario Doing Bond

14 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Reilly, Amir, and Marika join Geoff to discuss King Charles' penmanship, jump scares, and facing your ears! The Pit Wall has been greenlit! Subscribe ...

123: Rancor

07 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Headgum's West Coast Studio Manager, Anya, joins Marika, Allie, and Geoff to discuss Halloween, 3D-printed guns, and rancor! The Pit Wall has been gre...

122: Veal

30 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Amir, Marika, and Kayla join Geoff to discuss binaural audio, the domestic sciences, and VEAL! The Pit Wall has been greenlit! Subscribe on your favor...

121: Green Flags

23 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Amir & Marika join Geoff to discuss Headgum's new Formula 1 podcast, The Pit Wall, workplace green flags, and neighborhood vandals! The Pit Wall h...

120: Hen, or Other

16 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Amir, Kayla, and Allie join Geoff to run it back for what Geoff calls "segment-mania." Somehow, this episode turned out worse than last week's, and th...

119: Sharty Michael

09 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Amir, Kayla, and Allie join Geoff to discuss depression, espresso, and dream homes! The Pit Wall has been greenlit! Subscribe on your favorite podcast...

118: September Gladness

02 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Headgum's lead graphic designer, English Prevo, joins Amir, Marika, Kayla, and Geoff to discuss gold jewelry, dessert pasta, and cumming your eyes out...

Introducing: The Pit Wall [Pilot]

29 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Some of you asked for it; we needed zero excuse to record it. Have a listen to The Pit Wall, a Headgum original pilot! Headgum's Jake Hurwitz, Geoffre...

117: Seared Citrus Scallion Soy Salmon with Sides

26 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Amir, Marika, and Brad join Geoff to discuss art, cash, and Dr. Anthony Fauci's next chapter! Advertise on The Headgum Podcast via Gumball.fm Rate ...

116: Joel's Goals

19 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Brad, Casey, Grayson, and Joel join Geoff to discuss body hair, Joel's overall potential, and Shakespeare in the Park! Advertise on The Headgum Podca...

115: Boys Ep

12 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The young gums Brad, Grayson, and Johnny, join Geoff to discuss Johnny's birthday, BeReal, and staying chaste! Advertise on The Headgum Podcast via ...

114: Hairless Cats

05 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Headgum's new content coordinator, Allie Kahan, joins Marika, Amir, and Geoff to discuss hairless cats, metal alloys, and Geoff's managers' feelings t...

113: The Price Alt Right

29 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Amir, Marika, and Kayla join Geoff to discuss Geoff's big spill, their LA recs, and insurrection! Advertise on The Headgum Podcast via Gumball.fm R...

112: Gash Cab

22 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Amir join Geoff to discuss Luke Bryan, summer salads, and yonis! Advertise on The Headgum Podcast via Gumball.fm Rate The Headgum Podcast ...

111: Laurel or Yandy

15 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Producer Casey makes his on-camera debut to join Jake, Marika, and Geoff to discuss bodily pain, mortgage-backed securities, and YANDY. Plus, they pla...

110: Graham Mercy

08 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Amir and Marika join Geoff to discuss recent orgasms, the new Elvis movie, and new name alerts. Plus, they do an Instagram deep dive of Amir, Marika, ...

109: Paris Sucks

01 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Amir, Marika, and Grayson join Geoff to discuss Marika's Europe trip, late debates, and Geoff's impression of the season of summer. Plus, they play a ...

108: Johnny's Apartment

24 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Amir, Johnny, and Grayson join Geoff to discuss Johnny's new apartment, the news of the day, and the worst possible Actors on Actors interviews possib...

107: Inking Deals

17 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Headgum's newest technician, Joel, joins Amir, Kayla, and Geoff to discuss the new Little Caesar's/NFL partnership, collegiate baseball, and first-loo...

106: Stranger Thongs

10 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Headgum's newest account manager, Brad, joins Marika, Grayson, and Geoff to discuss Geoff's foster cat, strange g-strings, and the Balldo®! Advertise...

105: Rubbing Ebbles

03 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Amir, Marika, and the Voice of God (aka a camera-less Casey) join Geoff to discuss hanging out with celebrities, the worst sauce in the English langua...

104: Rehired

27 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Amir, Marika, and Johnny join Geoff to put and end to his unemployment nonsense and to discuss his unimportant emotions, fish roe, and ice. Advertise ...

103: F*ck It

20 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Geoff says fuck it. Advertise on The Headgum Podcast via Gumball.fm Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-...

102: Inflation (w/ Georges Saba!)

13 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian/roommate Georges Saba joins Geoff, in secret, to discuss Geoff's unemployment, American inflation and Georges' Instagram rebrand! ORDER FROM ...

101: Relentless Ass Pics (w/ Cecily & Lucy!)

06 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Comedians Cecily Breaux and Lucy Blehar join Geoff, in secret, to discuss keys, vacation ass pics, and the "perfect" apology! BUY THE HEADGUM PODCAST ...

100: The 100th Episode

29 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jake, Amir, Marika, and Billy Scafuri join Geoff for the 100th episode of the podcast and to discuss the evolution of the show, to hear from previous ...

99: The Nice Episode (w/ Caleb & Shelby!)

22 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Caleb Hearon and Shelby Wolstein (Keeping Records podcast) join Geoff for the first ever NICE EPISODE and to discuss toxic celebrities and GNEISS! BUY...

98: Breyers Miggs (w/ Shelby Wolstein!)

15 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Shelby Wolstein (Keeping Records podcast) joins Amir and Geoff to discuss cold dairy cans, Michael Cera, and personality tests! Newcomers with Lauren ...

97: Dating in LA (w/ Billy Scafuri!)

08 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Billy Scafuri (No Joke podcast) joins Amir and Geoff to discuss dating in LA, small talk, and Kreiss furniture! Newcomers with Lauren Lapkus & Nic...

96: Nobody Does it Sweater (w/ Sally Darr Griffin!)

01 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian Sally Darr Griffin (TikTok) joins Amir, Johnny, and Geoff for the first in-studio episode in LA and to discuss Fred Durst, TikTok sounds, and...

95: Love is Fiennes

25 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jake, Micah, and Marika join Geoff to discuss Formula 1, Micah's cock, and bar fights! Newcomers with Lauren Lapkus & Nicole Byer is back with a b...

94: Bacronyms

18 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Marika, Kayla, and Johnny join Geoff to discuss French brasseries (yes, again), Keanu Reeves, and arcade games! Newcomers with Lauren Lapkus & Nic...

93: Technical Difficulties (w/ Shelby Wolstein!)

11 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Shelby Wolstein (Keeping Records) joins Amir, Grayson, and Geoff to discuss French brasseries, fitness habits, and frozen yogurt. Plus, they play a ro...

92: Worst Episode Ever 2 (w/ Georges Saba!)

04 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Amir, Pile, Johnny, and Georges Saba (barely) join Geoff to discuss Peter Luger's, commercial auditions, and cheese stores! Subscribe to the new Keepi...

91: Wheel of Amirsfortune

25 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

One of Headgum's newest hires Kayla joins Amir, Marika, and Geoff to discuss working at Headgum, fearing change, and Amir's misfortune! Check out the ...

90: Blurredle

18 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Faris, Marika, and Amir join Geoff to discuss Sebastian Stan, Faris' musical prowess, and truckers. Plus they play a round of Blurredle. Also, Geoff d...

89: Power Hour for No Reason (w/ Jeff Rosenberg!)

11 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jeff Rosenberg (Twinnovation) joins Jake, Micah, Johnny, and Geoff for a power hour, for no reason. They discuss Geoff's amBEERsadorship, Rye celebrit...

88: Funpology

04 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Gionna and Johnny join Geoff IN PERSON to sip some Narragansetts and discuss shitcanning professors, the Swiss Alps, and notes app apologies! Check ou...

87: This Suuucks (w/ Billy Scafuri!)

28 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Billy Scafuri (No Joke podcast) joins Amir, Marika, and Geoff to discuss being bricked up, aperitifs, and play a round of HeadGum Podcast trivia! Chec...

86: Mint or Naw

21 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jake, Micah, and Marika join Geoff to discuss faux news, Zabar's, and NFTs! BUY THE HEADGUM PODCAST MERCH! Advertise on The Headgum Podcast via Gum...

85: Squatty Naughty

14 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Micah, Marika, and Johnny join Geoff to discuss “joison,” doing a live show at MSG, and As Seen on TV products! BUY THE HEADGUM PODCAST MERCH! Adv...

84: Oose

07 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Amir, Marika, and Johnny join Geoff to discuss their New Years, Headgum drama, and starting a movement. BUY THE HEADGUM PODCAST MERCH! Advertise on T...

83: Regrets and Resolutions (w/ Georges Saba!)

31 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian Georges Saba joins Amir, Marika, and Geoff to discuss the gravity of reflection, Geoff's subletter, and goals for the show in 2022! BUY THE H...

82: Giving Back

24 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jake, Amir, and Marika join Geoff to discuss thyroid issues, gift-giving, and giving back to children in need! Punch Up The Jam is back for a new seas...

81: Logistics

17 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Johnny and Gionna join Geoff to discuss Gionna's Miata, reality TV, and the current supply chain issue! Check out the new Headgum podcast, XOXO, Gossi...

80: Writing Advice (w/ Zach Dunn!)

10 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Headgum Podcast 3-Timer Zach Dunn joins Amir, Johnny, and Geoff to dole out writing advice and to discuss Walmart, Austin Powers, and FAZON! Check out...

79: Weak Plans

03 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jake, Marika, and Johnny welcome Geoff to New York and discuss Johnny's hometown heroism, celebrity deaths, and Christmas experiences! Check out the n...

78: Wise (w/ Billy Bryk!)

26 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Fellow Headgum podcaster Billy Bryk (Lackluster Video) joins Johnny, Amir, and Geoff to discuss Geoff ordering food to Amir's house, Johnny's potentia...

77: Bouba Kiki

19 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Headgum's newest hire Gionna joins Johnny, Marika, and Geoff to discuss rice wine, Johnny's various ailments, and Bouba Kiki! Check out the new Headgu...

76: Widaho (w/ Fallon Boles!)

12 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian Fallon Boles (UCB, TikTok) joins Amir, Dane, and Geoff to discuss the USC fight song, United States nomenclature, and crashing ceramics.  Ch...

75: Op Ka Bump Fa Solid (w/ Billy Scafuri!)

05 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Fellow Headgum podcaster Billy Scafuri (No Joke podcast) joins Jake, Amir, and Geoff to discuss the Headgum Podcast live show in NYC, the NELK boys, a...

74: Marika's Birthday (Live in NYC!)

29 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Geoff creates utter chaos at the first ever live Headgum Podcast show at the Gramercy Theatre in NYC. He's joined by the entire Headgum staff, comedia...

73: Fourth Video Episode (w/ Justin Linville!)

22 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian Justin Linville joins Jake, Marika, and Geoff for the fourth VIDEO episode of the podcast and to discuss passion, Fred Willard dead ringers, ...

72: Third Video Episode

15 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Marika, Danny, and Pile join Geoff for the third VIDEO episode of the podcast and to discuss scabies, unidentifiable organisms, and the Nairing childr...

71: Second Video Episode

08 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Amir, Marika, and Grayson join Geoff for the second VIDEO episode of the podcast and to discuss Celsius, James Bond, and the Jewish liturgy! Video pod...

70: First Video Episode

01 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Amir, Marika, and Johnny join Geoff for the first VIDEO episode of the podcast and to discuss the NYC live show, government mandates, and various Rite...

69: Go Off, King

24 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Headgum's newest intern Grayson makes his debut and joins Johnny, Marika, and Geoff to discuss COVID binge-watching, Johnny's strip club adventure, an...

68: The Trader Joes Snacks Dinner-Steaks-Dal Croissantlet Tourna-Mint Chip Ice Cream of Hangry Victors

17 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Fellow Headgum podcaster Billy Bryk joins Amir, Faris, and Geoff to discuss ill airplane passengers, Xanax, and the best snacks from Trader Joe's.  B...

67: END THE EPISODE (w/ Marcos Gonzalez!)

10 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian Marcos Gonzalez (Saved by the Bell) joins Jake, Amir, and Geoff to discuss Raya, LASIK, and Ivermectin! BUY THE HEADGUM PODCAST MERCH! Advert...

66: Geoff Has Covid

03 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Faris, Amir, and Marika join Geoff to discuss the texture of food, ordering Salmon from the Cheesecake Factory, and famous Neils! BUY THE HEADGUM PODC...

65: Laughably Flappable (w/ Billy Scafuri!)

27 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Fellow Headgum podcaster Billy Scafuri (No Joke podcast) joins Amir, Johnny, and Geoff to discuss over-the-counter nipple cream, personality tests, an...

64: Impartial or Simp-Marshall (w/ Ben Marshall!)

20 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian Ben Marshall joins Jake, Marika, and Geoff to discuss the city of Savannah, yelling at children, and Ben's Twitter followers! Plus, the gang ...