The Heffernan Show (King Of Queens Podcast)
Activity Overview
Episode publication activity over the past year
Episodes
S7-E16 Black List
07 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Deacon finds a new friend and Spence convinces Doug that the reason his has been spending time with him is that he is black; Carrie's mani/pedicuris...
S9-E13 China Syndrome part 2 (Series Finale)
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
With Doug and Carrie moving towards divorce, there are only two options. On a flight to China can they come together to make a double or nothing bet...
S9-E12 China Syndrome part 1
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Carrie discovers that their Chinese baby is ready for adoption, but Doug wants to end the marriage because she didn't give up her apartment in Manha...
S9-E11 Single Spaced
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Carrie moves to Manhattan but Doug refuses to leave the house in Queens. Ultimately they find the one thing that will keep them together--or so it s...
S9-E10 Manhattan Project
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Carrie wants to move to an apartment in Manhattan, but Doug wants to stay in Queens. Their impasse makes them realize they have very different ideas...
S9-E9 Mild Bunch
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's Doug's high school reunion, and he's going "Stag", while Carrie relaxes at home and tries to watch a movie with Arthur.
S9-E8 Offensive Fowl
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After almost running over a chicken on the highway, Doug becomes more animal-sensitive and decides to become a vegetarian.
S9-E7 Home Cheapo
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
When Deacon and Kelly buy a vacation home, Carrie is upset because they could have easily afforded it, but they were too cheap.
S9-E6 Brace Yourself
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
An unflattering picture by Major prompts Arthur to ask Doug and Carrie for braces. Meanwhile, Kelly hires an out-of-work Spence to help out around t...
S9-E5 Ruff Goin'
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Doug adopts a dog at a block party to look like a better person, without telling Carrie. After Doug turns the dog into him (lazy) the couple tries t...
S9-E4 Major Disturbance
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Deacon and Kelly don't want Doug around Major anymore after he inadvertently scares him, and Arthur begins a new business selling senior citizen ser...
S9-E3 Moxie Moron
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Carrie gets upset because one of her fellow secretaries "steals her moxie" and gets a promotion, and everything at IPS falls apart after Doug tempor...
S9-E2 Affair Trade
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Things get out of hand as Doug frantically tries to stop a woman who claims to have spent a romantic weekend with him from calling the house.
S9-E1 Mama Cast
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
When Carrie insists that Doug figure out how to invest their tax return check, Doug decides to buy an ice cream truck from a stranger.
S8-E23 Acting Out
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Carrie is finally fed up with Arthur, so she decides to put him in a retirement home. Doug, of course, is excited but after a touching story told by...
S8-E22 Fight Schlub
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Doug befriends a driver from one of IPS' competitors, but eventually discovers it's just a ruse to make him the butt of a joke.
S8-E21 Hartford Wailer
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Doug crashes Carrie's weekend company retreat, not realising she's blown it off for a relaxing day with her girlfriends.
S8-E20 Four Play
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Doug and Deacon discover they have more in common with each other's wives than their own, so they start hanging out with each other's wives as well....
S8-E19 Emotional Rollercoaster
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's Doug's 40th birthday and Carrie begins to try to make Doug realize that he should start wanting to do more with his life. So Doug decides he wa...
S8-E18 Sold-Y Locks
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
While they're having dinner at a restaurant a man who's in wigs tells Doug Carrie's hair is worth $3,000 dollars.
S8-E17 Present Tense
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On the party for their eleventh anniversary, Doug and Carrie get a portrait of the two of them from Deacon and Kelly. They dislike it so much they s...
S8-E16 Knee Jerk
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After Carrie pushes Doug down the stairs she starts to feel guilty, and Doug milks it for all he can get.
S8-E15 Buggie Nights
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Doug and Carrie hire an exterminator (Chris Elliott) to rid their house of bed bugs. Spence and Danny try to decide where to go on vacation.
S8-E14 Apartment Complex
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Doug, Deacon, Spence and Danny all secretly rent an apartment, but soon Deacon, Spence and Danny move out and Doug lives by himself. Carrie tries to...
S8-E13 Gambling N' Diction
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After Carrie is told she might not get a promotion because of her accent she seeks Spence for help. Doug's mom comes to visit and after seeing her p...
S8-E12 Fresh Brood
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Doug borrows the baby Danny is sitting to prove to Carrie he'd make a good dad.
S8-E11 Baker's Doesn't
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Carrie is asked to bake a cake for the church bake sale, but she cannot bake.
S8-E10 Raygin' Bulls
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Carrie goes away with Arthur to visit her mothers grave and finds out she's not who she thinks she is. Doug and Ray spend the weekend trying to pick...
S8-E9 G'Night Stalker
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Doug and Carrie decide to go out to a karaoke club, where Doug's singing catches the attention of a stranger, who then becomes obsessed with Doug.
S8-E8 Move Doubt
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Doug and Carrie try to get Deacon and Kelly to buy the house next to them, but a couple with eight kids moves in instead. Meanwhile Danny and Spence...
S8-E7 Inn Escapable
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Doug and Carrie's weekend at a quaint bed and breakfast turns out to be less than desirable. Worse, they do not feel comfortable about leaving becau...
S8-E6 Shear Torture
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Spence wants to go to a Fantasy Fest with Lou Ferrigno but dumps him after Adam West agrees to go to the Fest with Spence. Meanwhile Doug frequently...
S8-E5 Sandwiched Out
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Deacon gets a sandwich named after him at Cooper's, infuriating Doug. Holly (Nicole Sullivan) announces she is moving away with her boyfriend, but C...
S8-E4 Like Hell
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Doug finds out that Jared does not like him, so he tries to become friends with the guy but comes on too strong.
S8-E3 Consummate Professional
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Carrie learns that when they were dating, Doug lied to her about his (un)employment status to get her in bed.
S8-E2 Vocal Discord
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Doug and Carrie consider marriage counseling while Arthur wants to direct (and act in) a play at the senior center.
S8-E1 Pole Lox
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Doug wants Carrie to take pole dancing lessons so she can give shows for him in the bedroom.
S7-E22 Buy Curious
07 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
When a man across the street dies, Carrie and Doug buy the house so they can sell it and make a lot of money.
S7-E21 Slippery Slope
07 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
When Doug finds out that he can earn a free Plasma screen TV at a timeshare ski resort, he tricks Carrie into going. But they both find out it will ...
S7-E20 Catching Hell
07 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Carrie has a work event at a ball park, and she's trying very hard to impress a client, but Doug makes it very difficult.
S7-E19 Ice Cubed
07 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
During a snow storm: Carrie gets an iPod for free after a cashier is busy talking on the phone and accidentally does not scan it, but Carrie's guilt...
S7-E18 Van Go
07 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Carrie gets Holly to go with her to Lowe's secretly because of her large van. A masculine waitress at a restaurant frightens Doug. Arthur and George...
S7-E17 Wish Boned
07 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Carrie gets Doug to take Arthur on a recently won game tickets and trip to St. Louis after they make a deal that he never has to do anything with hi...
S7-E15 Deconstructing Carrie
07 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Carrie turns 35 and doesn't like it, at all.
S7-E14 Hi School
07 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
When Doug delivers a package to his old high school, Doug reminisces about the time when he went there and played football, which makes him act very...
S7-E13 Gorilla Warfare
07 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Carrie discovers a romantic line Doug once said when they were dating comes from a film where the main character said it to a monkey. Meanwhile, Dan...
S7-E12 Gym Neighbors
07 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
When the Heffernans begin working out with the Ferrigno's, Doug secretly makes a pact with Lou so he can sit around instead of working out.
S7-E11 Pour Judgment
07 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Doug pursues his dream of becoming a bartender. Meanwhile Arthur wants to become chairman of the senior center.
S7-E10 Domestic Disturbance
07 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Carrie hires a maid, Doug does too!
S7-E9 Cologne Ranger
07 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Doug buys a new cologne which seems to impress everyone who smells it except Carrie. Arthur shows Spence and Holly how to sneak into movie theaters....
S7-E8 Awed Couple
07 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
When Doug and Carrie notice that their really good friends Deacon and Kelly are spending time with a new couple, Doug and Carrie do whatever they ca...
S7-E7 Silent Mite
07 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Doug thinks a midget stole his wallet.
S7-E6 Off-Track...Bedding
07 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Doug's parents come to visit, when Doug's dad goes to enter a model train competition, Arthur keeps Doug's mom busy.
S7-E5 Name Dropper
07 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Carrie brings Doug to one of her work parties, but Doug forgets one of Carrie's co-workers names so he fakes cardiac arrest.
S7-E4 Entertainment Weakly
07 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
While Carrie is very pleased when she gets her own assistant, Doug isn't happy with a new and funny colleague.
S7-E3 Furious Gorge
07 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
While on his way to an overeating support group Doug notices an abusive relationship group and joins them instead.
S7-E2 Dugan Groupie
07 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Doug feels neglected when Carrie works overtime and seems to even like her job.
S7-E1 Lost Vegas
07 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Doug takes Carrie to a spa because he needs credit to go to Las Vegas with the guys.
S6-E24 Awful Bigamy
06 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Holly has been kicked out of her apartment and gets to stay in the basement with Arthur. Doug sees the advantages of having two women in his house. ...
S6-E23 Icky Shuffle
06 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Arthur and Doug are participating in a shuffleboard tournament.
S6-E22 Alter Ego
06 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Doug, Deacon, Danny and Spence are headed for Memphis so Spence can tell Denise, who's about to get married, they belong together.
S6-E21 Tank Heaven
06 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
While Doug tries to sabotage Carrie's plans to befriend her new colleagues, Spence and Danny nurture Arthur to tempt girls.
S6-E20 Foe Pa
06 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Arthur makes a fool of himself while Carrie has a job interview and at home Carrie calls Arthur a lousy father.
S6-E19 Precedent Nixin
06 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Doug and Carrie go on spring break holiday to Doug's parents. Carrie however wants to sleep in a hotel.
S6-E18 Trash Talker
06 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Without knowing it, Deacon becomes friends with Doug's elementary school arch-enemy.
S6-E17 Multiple Plots
06 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On his new route, Doug has to deliver to a man who always opens the door wearing only a towel. Carrie starts out as a dog walker. Arthur has a grave...
S6-E16 Damned Yanky
06 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Doug's in the hospital. When Carrie visits him, he's asleep. He's dreaming of and talking about a whole bunch of girls.
S6-E15 Cheap Saks
06 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
While at an art gallery, Carrie bumps into a woman and they start talking. It turns out to be an ex of Doug.
S6-E14 Switch Sitters
06 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Doug and Carrie babysit Major and Kirby every once in a while and feel it's only right if Deacon and Kelly watch Arthur every now and then.
S6-E13 Frigid Heirs
06 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Arthur has won $2,500 and wants Doug and Carrie to buy a new refrigerator.
S6-E12 Dougie Houser
06 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
When Doug wants to buy a chainsaw, Carrie reminds him that, when she says "No" about something, Doug can't argue on it due to the first house they b...
S6-E11 Santa Claustrophobia
06 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Carrie gets a temp job at IPS, and Doug feels she's around him all the time. Meanwhile, Arthur wants a family Christmas photo and will have anybody ...
S6-E10 American Idle
06 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
When Carrie is having trouble getting a new job, she decides to take some time off to find herself. But Doug notices that Carrie begins to become ve...
S6-E9 Thanks Man
06 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
At Thanksgiving, a shabby looking man asks Doug if he can use their telephone to call a friend because his car broke down. Carrie doesn't trust the ...
S6-E8 Eggsit Strategy
06 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
While Carrie is worried she might lose her job, Doug lost the koosh ball Deacon got from his son and tries to get it back.
S6-E7 Secret Garden
06 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Carrie finally has a good gynecologist, but she's afraid she'll lose him when Danny - whom he hired for some garden work via her - overprices him.
S6-E6 Affidavit Justice
06 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Doug pretends to work at Carrie's law firm to play on the company's softball team.
S6-E5 Nocturnal Omission
06 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Deacon finds the opportunity to sleep with a very attractive woman; knowing this, Doug finds out that Kelly wishes to get back with Deacon.
S6-E4 Dreading Vows
06 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Doug and Carrie want to renew their vows.
S6-E3 King Pong
06 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
While Spence isn't happy with Denise's new job waiting tables, Doug can't handle the fact that Arthur and Carrie are better at ping pong than he is....
S6-E2 Doug Less Part 2
06 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Doug and Carrie end up lost in the woodland and go their separate ways, only to reunite at the end.
S6-E1 Doug Less Part 1
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Doug takes Carrie out for a romantic holiday to a place they visited ten years ago.
S5-E25 Bed Spread
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After their bed breaks and Doug and Carrie are temporarily sleeping in separate beds, they start to like the idea of doing things alone.
S5-E24 Taste Buds
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Doug manipulates Carrie via Arthur to get things done his way.
S5-E23 Dog Shelter
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Doug and Carrie take a trip to Florida to visit Doug's parents. Doug finds out quite a few secrets from his childhood. Spence asks Arthur to help wi...
S5-E22 Queens'bro Bridge
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Arthur reveals he has a half-brother named Skitch whom he has a house with. This makes Doug think that Arthur should move in with Skitch. The only p...
S5-E21 Clothes Encounter
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Carrie starts buying and returning clothes so she can wear expensive clothing without paying for it.
S5-E20 Driving Reign
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After Danny gets a job working at IPS with Doug, he is able to do Doug's route faster than Doug can.
S5-E19 Cowardly Lyin'
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
When Doug tells Carrie he sometimes lies because he's afraid of her, they decide to be supportive to one another.
S5-E18 Steve Moscow
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Doug and Carrie have hired Russian workers to fix the mold problem. However, the workers do not have the working moral Doug and Carrie expected.
S5-E17 S'Poor House
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Doug and Carrie have to pay $12,000 for the mold problem and Doug reluctantly asks his father for financial support.
S5-E16 Golden Moldy
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
While Doug and Carrie are on vacation with friends, Arthur calls Doug to say there's a mold problem in the basement that will cost $ 7,000 to fix.
S5-E15 Animal Attraction
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On Valentine's Day, Carrie has to cancel dinner with Doug because he and Deacon have to deliver 2 penguins to Albany.
S5-E14 Prints Charming
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Doug and Carrie pick up some of their photos, but soon they find out, it's not their photos, but photos of another couple.
S5-E13 Attention Deficit
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Carrie is nervous about an upcoming job evaluation but Doug can't be bothered because he's desperately trying to get everybody to come to his Super ...
S5-E12 Jung Frankenstein
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Carrie persuades Doug to see a therapist about his eating habits. Meanwhile, Arthur tries to control his addiction to nasal spray.
S5-E11 Mentalo Case
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's almost Christmas and there is a lot of confusion about who's getting who a gift and what the gift may be.
S5-E10 Loaner Car
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Deacon wants to give his kids a great Thanksgiving but can't do it all by himself. Doug loans him Carrie. Carrie turns out to be more than Deacon ba...
S5-E9 Connect Four
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Carrie and Doug have four tickets for a month to the Knicks games and try to find the perfect couple to join them.
S5-E8 Flash Photography
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Out of boredom Doug makes a very waggish picture of himself at a wedding, and he lets Danny take the blame.