The Horny Book Club
Episodes
Credence by Penelope Douglas
21 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
CONTENT WARNING: this book has scenes that depict dubious consent and r*pe, and we do discuss them and how they're handled in this episode. We dis...
Heated Rivalry by Rachel Reid
06 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week... we're going to the cottage. And we didn't even kiss? That's right, it's the absolute...
2025 Reading Wrap-Up
30 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! We cannot BELIEVE it's 2026!! Where does the time go?? Before we crack on with an insane year of reading, we&...
The 2025 HBC Best Bits
31 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! To make up for the lack of Christmas episode, here's our favourite clips from the last year, plus little bits...
Morning Glory Milking Farm by C. M. Nascosta
12 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week, we read a book chosen by our Patreons, and as you can see from the title... it's.... a crazy time. Par...
People Watching by Hannah Bonam-Young
28 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week we've unfortunately added another man to our list of enemies! And let me tell you, he's AT THE ...
Done and Dusted by Lyla Sage
14 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week we're well and truly at the RANCH with the first book in the Rebel Blue Ranch series, Done and Dust...
Mate by Ali Hazelwood (2025 Halloween Special!)
31 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hi welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week we're celebrating Halloween in the only way we know how: reading an Ali Hazelwood omegaverse nov...
2025 Q3 Wrap-Up
19 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to The Horny Book Club! This week it's the Q3 Wrap-Up, where we discuss all the books we read in July, August & September of 2025...
Wild Card by Elsie Silver
03 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week it's the final book in the Rose Hill series, Wild Card. Honestly, we're glad it's over, but...
Twilight by Stephenie Mayer
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week we're celebrating the 20th anniversary of one of the most iconic books ever (?) - TWILIGHT!! Can yo...
Angus Thongs & Full-Frontal Snogging Series by Louise Rennison (Part 2)
07 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! We're back from our summer hiatus and bringing you Angus Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging PART TWO!! We've had so...
2025 Q2 Wrap-Up
25 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week we bring you the Q2 wrap-up, where we discuss what we read in April, May and June of 2025. There's ...
Things We Never Got Over by Lucy Score
04 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week, it's the first installment of the FIST FIGHTING BROTHERS trilogy (also known as the Knockemout Ser...
SPIN THE WHEEL 2: 2 Spin 2 Wheel
20 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week, it's the return of our absolutely favourite game, SPIN THE WHEEL!! We have three wheels full of ro...
Rewind It Back by Liz Tomforde (Windy City 5)
06 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week it's the long-awaited and VERY EMOTIONAL final book in the Windy City series (one of our personal p...
Angus, Thongs & Full-Frontal Snogging by Louise Rennison
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week we're discussing the first four books in the Confessions of Georgia Nicholson series by Louise Renn...
Twisted Love by Ana Huang
09 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week it's the highly requested TWISTED LOVE and actually yes, this is book is completely twisted in the ...
2025 Q1 Wrap-Up
25 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week it's the first wrap-up of 2025!! We discuss our reading journeys from Jan - March and just generall...
Wild Side by Elsie Silver
11 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week we're back in the ESU (Elsie Silver Universe) and Rose Hill - it's Wild Side! Guys, actual shoc...
Dream Girl Drama by Tessa Bailey
28 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week we're returning to the Big Shots series and to the mad mad world of Tessa Bailey. What do you get w...
Deep End by Ali Hazelwood
14 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
*Please heed the content warning below!*Welcome to The Horny Book Club! This week it's SWIMMERS AND DIVERS in the land of Ali Hazelwood. This one ...
Wretched by Emily McIntire
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week, it's a mafia dark romance retelling of The Wizard of Oz. Obviously. Why do you ask? Guys this book is ...
Onyx Storm by Rebecca Yarros
14 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to The Horny Book Club! This week we're FINALLY BACK with the OG gang of dragon riders. It's Onyx Storm, the third book in the Em...
Five Brothers by Penelope Douglas
31 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to The Horny Book Club! This week it's the long awaited second Penelope Douglas book, Five Brothers. Honestly I feel like we've b...
2024 Reading Wrap-Up (Part 2) - Our Top 10 Books of the Year
24 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! Here is the second part of the BUMPER 2024 Reading Wrap-Up, and this time we're talking about our top 10 book...
2024 Reading Wrap-Up (Part 1)
17 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week it's the LONG (a whole year) awaited 2024 wrap-up!! Guys it's honestly a great one. So great we...
The 2024 HBC Best Bits
20 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! It's the final episode of 2024 and Alice has collected together some of the best scenes from all of this year's p...
The 2024 HBC Quiz
06 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the Horny Book Club! This week we've gone rouge as f*ck and done a quiz about our own podcast. This incredible quiz was written by our frie...
Wild Eyes by Elsie Silver
15 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the Horny Book Club! This week we're back in the ESU (Elsie Silver Universe) for Wild Eyes, Rose Hill #2. As per usj, Elsie is being CRAY, ...
Bride by Ali Hazelwood (Halloween Special 2024!)
31 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the Horny Book Club and HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEN!! This week we're bringing you a Halloween Special - Bride by Ali Hazelwood. This is probably th...
2024 Q3 Wrap-Up
25 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the Horny Book Club! This week it's the Q3 Wrap-Up where we talk about our reading highs and lows for the months of July, August and Septem...
A Court of Mist and Fury by Sarah J. Maas
27 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the Horny Book Club! This week we're continuing with the ACOTAR series and discussing book 2, A Court of Mist and Fury. Honestly just a...
A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas
13 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the Horny Book Club! Okay gang, it's FINALLY TIME FOR ACOTARRRR!! We've done, we've bloody done. It's only taken 3 years o...
Play Along by Liz Tomforde (Windy City 4)
09 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the Horny Book Club! This week we're returning to one of our favourite series for the latest book, Play Along. This is one of those one...
The Birthday Episodes: Elin's Life in Books
26 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the Horny Book Club! This week it's Elin's birthday and she's answering the same questions Alice did for her bday! We cover Jacqueline Wils...
2024 Q2 Wrap-Up
19 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the Horny Book Club! This week it's the Q2 Wrap Up, where we discuss our reading from the months of April to June. Lots of long chats i...
It Happened One Summer by Tessa Bailey
05 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the Horny Book Club! This week we're FINALLY doing an absolute HBC CLASSIC, one of the first EVER romance books we read and also one of...
SPIN THE WHEEL! Making Up Our Own Romance Plots
14 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the Horny Book Club! This week we're putting our money where our mouths are and SPINNING THAT WHEEEELLLL! We put classic romance trope...
Funny Story by Emily Henry
31 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the Horny Book Club! This week we're discussing Funny Story by Emily Henry and it's just one big AWW fest tbh. We loved Miles and D...
Challengers - The Horny Film Club
17 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the Horny FILM Club! This week we've gone completely rogue and are discussing 'Challengers', directed by Luca Guadagnino ...
Wild Love by Elsie Silver
03 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the Horny Book Club! This week it's the triumphant (or maybe not so much...) return of our cowboy queen Elsie Silver. Elsie's new b...
2024 Q1 Wrap-Up
26 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week we've gone not horny again and we're doing our Quarter 1 wrap-up for 2024! We discuss how our ...
Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros
19 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the Horny Book Club! FINALLY it's the ep we've all been waiting for!! FOURTH WING BEBEHHHHH. This is a legendary book in the romant...
The Birthday Episodes: Alice's Life in Books
29 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the Horny Book Club! This week we're doing something a little different! Yesterday was Alice's birthday and so to celebrate we rec...
November 9 by Colleen Hoover
22 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the Horny Book Club! This week we're talking about November 9 by Colleen Hoover because we're SUCKERS FOR PUNISHMENT and believe y...
Fangirl Down by Tessa Bailey
15 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the Horny Book Club! This week we're BACK to Tessa Bailey, and, well.... we've been burned before by Tessa and honestly? This is a...
Punk 57 by Penelope Douglas
08 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the Horny Book Club! We're back from hiatus and this week we're discussing truly one of the maddest books either of us has ever re...
BONUS EP: Wreck the Halls by Tessa Bailey - Deleted Scene
01 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the Horny Book Club! While we take a quick break to sort our busy lives, here's a fun bonus ep to tide you over! This is a scene that...
Caught Up by Liz Tomforde (Windy City 3)
16 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the Horny Book Club! This week we're discussing the third book in the Windy City Series, Caught Up! It's baseball time baby and we....
The Right Move by Liz Tomforde (Windy City 2)
09 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the Horny Book Club! This week we're talking about The Right Move by Liz Tomforde, the second book in her 'Windy City' series....
Mile High by Liz Tomforde (Windy City 1)
02 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the Horny Book Club! This week we're talking about Mile High by Liz Tomforde, the first book in her 'Windy City' series. When...
2023 Reading Wrap-Up (Part 2)
19 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to The Horny Book Club! This week it's Part 2 of the 2023 Reading Wrap-Up and we discuss our Top 10 books of the year. Of course, there ar...
2023 Reading Wrap-Up (Part 1)
12 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the Horny Book Club! This week it's Part 1 of our 2023 Reading Wrap Up. This one had to be split in to two parts because the record was...
Wreck the Halls by Tessa Bailey - Christmas Special 2023
22 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the Horny Book Club! It's our final episode of 2023, the flippin' Christmas Special and THIS WEEK we're taking another classic(...
The Chesnut Springs Series by Elsie Silver (Part 2)
15 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the Horny Book Club! This week it's part two of the EPIC that is Chesnut Springs by Elsie Silver! In this episode we talk about Hopele...
The Chestnut Springs Series by Elsie Silver (Part 1)
08 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the Horny Book Club! This week we're talking about The Chestnut Springs Series by Elsie Silver! These are GOD TIER romance books you g...
The Lost Episodes: Window Shopping by Tessa Bailey
01 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to The Horny Book Club! We're two avid readers and booksellers, and we love horny books. Each week, we'll discuss a certain title or ...
The Lost Episodes: Icebreaker by Hannah Grace
01 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to The Horny Book Club! We're two avid readers and booksellers, and we love horny books. Each week, we'll discuss a certain title or t...
The Lost Episodes: 2022 Reading Wrap-Up
30 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to The Horny Book Club! We're two avid readers and booksellers, and we love horny books. Each week, we'll discuss a certain title or t...
Trailer: We're BACK + New Episodes Coming Soon!
10 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hiyaaaaaaa! Just a quick one to let you know: THREE NEW EPISODES SOON! Sorry that we've been gone for so long, and hope these new eps will make up...
Dating Dr. Dil by Nisha Sharma
16 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to The Horny Book Club! We're two avid readers and booksellers, and we love horny books. This week, we're talking about Dating Dr. Di...
Ugly Love by Colleen Hoover
02 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to The Horny Book Club! We're two avid readers and booksellers, and we love horny books. Each week, we'll discuss a certain title or t...
2021 Reading Wrap-Up
25 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to The Horny Book Club! We're two avid readers and booksellers, and we love horny books. Each week, we'll discuss a certain title or t...