The Jack & Ash Show
Episodes
PYRAMID SCHEMES, STAR SIGNS AND THE PROPHET GÜ RAMEKIN
27 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
What happens when you ply a teenie, tiny Ashwini with enough espresso to fill up an old maiden's shoe? Pandemonium. But it also leads to a royal hanke...
ROCKSTAR TEACHERS, 60 SECOND LESSONS AND TRENCH TOMFOOLERY
26 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Jack and Ash are joined by Jack's childhood friend and teacher Abigail to find out whether they've got what it takes to become teachers? Who will be t...
ASH'S LIES, LIPPIES AND A MOVING PIECE OF QUEER LITERATURE
20 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The truth always comes out eventually... Will Jack forgive Ash for keeping secrets? There are also more shocking revelations to deal with concerning B...
A MOTHER'S CURSE, COBB SALAD TEETH AND 'THE TAVERN'
13 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
There's a foul spirit in the air that needs to banished, and Jack has the perfect ritual deal with it. There's also a lot to debrief on regarding Cobb...
RANDOM MAN, OCTOPI AND PAELLA PROBLEMS
06 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We've all been there. You're on a night out, you head to the final club of the evening and the queue is longer than a love letter to Ainsley Harriott....
THE MOMENT, DEAD CASH AND LOST IN LOST
27 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
After a life-changing moment at The Moment, Jack and Ash quickly find themselves lost in Lost and have to hunker down in an old cinema. There’s also...
PHANTOM POOS, AMERICA AND FINGER SANDWICHES
20 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We’re fresh off the "premier" red carpet and absolutely not behaving normally. Jack and Ash debrief the Wuthering Heights premiere, get distracted b...
AI ASH, FROLICS AND MOIRA ROSE 🌹
13 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
After discovering Ash’s beauty has been stolen by a foul and elusive bedevilment known as “Night Club AI”, Jack finds himself in some dark times...
ASH WANT'S A FARM, THE TWEENIES AND A GAY CULTURE VULTURE
06 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We’ve stepped into a fever dream. Ash wants to set up a farm in her house and become an egg dealer, while Jack is stuck in a world of whimsy and fri...
ASH'S WORST PHOTO, K-POP LOVE & SPICY EXES
30 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In a moment of feral fever, Ash has allowed the worst photo ever taken of her to be shared with the world. Meanwhile, Jack is dying to chat about Heat...
JACK'S HEAD SHAME, ASH'S WATFORD SECRET & LIES FROM BRAZIL
23 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
There’s a Hogmanay of revelations to be revealed as Jack has brought back a head full of shame from Brazil, and someone from Ash’s past has surfac...
BRAZIL TRIP, CAIPIRINHAS AND ASH'S GREYSCALE
16 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Jack and Ash are coming to you from the gayest place on earth, where the gyms are full of the fittest people you’ve ever seen and the drinks never s...
FIT VILLAINS, BAD MASSAGES & ASH HAS BEEN SWINDLED
09 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Jack and Ash’s year is NOT off to a good start. Jack’s had a massage from hell, and Ash is in the middle of a swindler’s nightmare. But in betwe...
FORCED FUN, RHYMING GAMES AND BEARDED DRAGONS
02 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Feeling refreshed and fully revitalised after the Christmas break, Jack and Ash are back with a brand new game, an Eminem tribute and troubling story ...
NAUGHTY OR NICE GIVEAWAY, CRANBERRY NIGHTMARE AND T*TS
19 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s time for Jack and Ash to decide who’s been naughty and nice this year — and they’ve got a legitimately AMAYZIN giveaway for their favouri...
FURRIES, GUESSING AGES AND A THIRD EAR
12 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Turns out Ash has a go-to lie when she's on a night out - and in classic Ash fashion, she's been getting it wrong. Meanwhile, Jack tries guessing Ash'...
SHAME, PERFUME AND HOT N SPICY MEAT
05 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Some BIG story arcs are kicking off today…The LIES of Lochmuir.The DECEIT of the Doorstop.The LOSERS of the Car Lease.You do not want to miss the ep...
PIRATE CHAT, JAMAICAN AUNTIES AND FAKE SHOWBIZ NEWS
28 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hold on to your wigs, landlubbers — a mighty storm be brewing, and not a single fair maiden will escape unscathed!…Sorry, got a bit carried away w...
WICKED PREMIERE, STRAIGHT BUILDERS AND GAY NAMES
21 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ash is back with another saga! This time it's from the depths of house renovation misery. Jack and Ash also have a report from the Wicked premiere, di...
AIRPORT STRIFE, BAD DESSERTS AND ROTUND MEAL PREP
14 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pop your tray tables in an upright position and strap in for a wild ride as we relive Ash's perilous journey to New York city (via a few pit stops to ...
TOILET PAPER, GYM ETIQUETTE AND WESTLIFE FOR LIFE
07 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jack is a passionate person, but we never thought his passion for Westlife and toilet paper would collide in such a spectacular way! Meanwhile, Ashwin...
GHOULISH CHATTER, DIRTY FEET AND LIL WAYNE
31 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a Halloween horror show special full of frightening festivities and plenty of ghoulish mannerisms. Jack calls out Ash over her dirty feet, and ...
TOE BITERS, SPIRIT ANIMALS AND PANSEXUAL LOBSTERS
24 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There’s something weird in the air this week leaving Jack worried about his physical health and Ash worried her mind is dissolving into putty. Betwe...
JACK GETS SCAMMED, SNORING IS A CHOICE AND IS ASH A COW?
17 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’ve all been there... You’re in the Slug & Lettuce, sipping on an overpriced cocktail and desperately scouring the internet for tickets to s...
TRAGIC BEHAVIOUR, BREAD BADDIES & WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE-GATE
10 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jack and Ash have fallen out... It was bound to happen eventually. But who knew it would be over a bottle of sauce from a ceremonial county in the Wes...
GAY GOLF, SINISTER CHOCOLATE AND GENERAL MARITIME CULTURE
03 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’re really putting the world to rights in this episode! Jack is befuddled by the sudden rise in Formula 1, while Ash is adamant that all straight-...
FICTIONAL CRUSHES, LIVE TV FAILS AND SKIN-ON KIWIS
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’ve been picked up for another episode? HALLELUJAH!Jack reveals an impressive (and slightly worrying) habit when it comes to eating fruit, while A...
JACK & ASH IBIZA EPIPHANY, BRAND NEW BESTIE DICTIONARY AND A SUCK ON A PEC?!
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a star-studded event for the very first episode of The Jack & Ash Show! Expect Ibiza epiphanies, Bestie Dictionaries, and some much-needed ...
Welcome To The Jack & Ash Show
15 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mi Lords, mi ladies… grab your old maiden shoes and settle in for episodes every Friday, filled with curated chaos, dalliances of debauchery, and be...