Chapter 1: What disclaimers are given at the beginning of the episode?
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Turn this on, turn this on, yo, turn this on. No, listen, listen. Everybody relax. Everybody simmer down. Audience, welcome. Welcome, welcome. Hey, guys. Big Mona in the building. Big Mona is in the building. What's poppin'?
Boy they fired Nigga you go to HR Get yourself back And that's my problem And that's my problem With Mona That's why she didn't do it Joke Joke guys I wasn't fired Yeah because you let me Take a lot of heat Across socials When you miss an episode or when, you know what I mean?
They thought I fired you and I didn't shout you out last week because I'm not shouting nobody out when they're going through their private shit. That's their story to tell. Okay. They, they, they, boy, they tore me up. I thought my girl was going to hit the timeline and be like, nah, y'all, I'm straight. Everything is okay. I still work with the gang. But no, not a peep.
First of all, I am so corny like that that I really feel like, yeah, you're supposed to go and say like, oh, what are y'all talking about? But I didn't really see it. Like, I don't know what y'all talking about. I tapped into Twitter a little bit, cursed out a few. It was right there. But I've taken my brother's advice and I muted a lot of stuff.
I told y'all that I read comments about myself for like two hours at four in the morning like I'm about to go and cry. And I muted myself after that. Don't cry. That's the thing. That confirms a long-standing theory I've had about the fucking tough bitches on the exterior. Yeah. Behind closed doors. Cupcake. Bro, you can't even give me... The sweetest thing. You know why you can't give me that?
Even though I am very soft. You're a cupcake, yeah. But I was on my period. I've been doing this for 10 years. You know what I mean? Like, I've never done that. I've never really... Like, normally, I would find somebody, go to their page, find their ashy grandma, I'm going to grandma. I can't do that no more because I lose my page.
Then it would be... I'll see it and I'll mute it because there's so many ways that you can...
change your page to not be able to see stuff like that so if everybody's calling you a whore and you mute the word whore they could type whore every day but nobody sees it but them and Jesus so it's things you know but I just that day I just decided to read and again this is a new thing for me so when I first was reading these comics because I do want to give people what they want you know what I mean so I want to tap in but it's like these niggas it's hard to please I don't think you really can at this point so Mona is very happy to be here with us speak for her
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Chapter 2: What personal challenges does the host share?
It's faith. You're going to always, your intelligence, your scientific, whatever, you're going to always be able to talk to a believer and prove something to them that goes against what they believe. But that's why believers have faith. Believers have faith. What I think is really what it is, and that's why it's real, and that's why it's true. And that's the big difference.
That's why it's like, it's almost like it's a waste of a debate when it comes to people that believe in science because the faith part. That's the whole thing. And for me, the world is so... Fucked up. I couldn't imagine living without having faith. Because without the faith part, it's like, why would you care about doing things that people were being asked to? You know what I mean?
What would anything matter if you didn't have any faith there? It was somebody watching and it was going to be some type of judgment or something. But then there are lots of atheists who... are good people and don't steal or kill people. True, true. I'm talking about for me. No, no, I'm with you. I would be a criminal. It would be rough. I'm telling you. Well, you a criminal as a Muslim.
And that's the thing about Muslims are flawed. Christians are flawed. We all are. For me, Muslims are flawed. Islam is perfect. Not Muslims. Muslims are just people. You know what I mean? That's it. At the top. Say what? Not at the top. That's why I don't let people like to have these talks with you and Mark present. I never talk about religion. I know, but I see your skin boil. No.
I see Miz coming out. Miz ready to tell the truth. Miz ready to tell the truth. I got some pamphlets in my bag. I was thinking about the opposite. I was thinking about how many people also worship science. And that becomes a problem, too, if you become...
so beholden to science that you believe everything that scientists tell you because scientists like you said are just trying to figure out they use the best tools you have at the moment to make sense of the world until you get new tools yeah it's evolving yeah it's always evolving constantly yeah now that doesn't make me not believe the world is a sphere it doesn't make me not believe that like i can predict rain or you know whatever or you know what to eat or you know there are lots of things that i would lean into science for but i also don't want to
worship science any more than I want to any more than a scientist would tell people not to worship something that they can't see you know I lastly I don't I never talk about religion with people because I'm partly because the cult and spent so many years doing it but lots of bad lots of bad stories but also because it doesn't get I don't think it gets anywhere I feel like some people need to believe in things in order to be good people and just stay sane and if that's what keeps you from doing that
A little man saying menace, if Allah can make you a better man, then Jesus can. Remember Charles Dutton said it too. I'm all for it. Cool. Whatever gets people going. Whatever works for you. I got my tinfoil crew here today. I see what's going on. So the joke I've been making ever since I got here today, I've been teasing BDOT because we've had a very poor... Music release day.
Yeah, it's not great. So he's been zapped of his superpowers to be able to discuss music and albums, but he shocked me. He had a trick in his back pocket. He burst out of nowhere, and he said... Well, I'm a Christian. I am. Peace, God. Maybe he started breaking down the history. I don't think it's that. I don't think they go together. I didn't know that B-Dawg was a Christian. Yeah, man.
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Chapter 3: How do the hosts discuss the concept of classic albums?
I look a little Latina. They the same height, too. Oh, shit. And if the school closes, it should be like a substitute school. It should be something. Like a Plan B school or some shit. Yeah, like an after-school program, but in the daytime or some shit, where they sit and watch Never Ending Story like we did a million times. Exactly. Where's the TV on the little rolly cart?
Yo, do y'all know it's a Never Ending Story 2 and 3? No way. I did not know that. Who knew that? Wait, how can a Never Ending Story have a part two? Let's cut these cameras off and watch it. You that ass? I never do that. Yeah, me either. Let's watch it. That movie's also like an hour and 15 minutes long or something like that. It's mad short. Mad short for never ending story. Right.
Well, they had that in Charlotte's Web on loop for me in second grade. Oh, shit. It is, right? The next chapter. See? What year did it come out? That's important. Two came out in 90. Oh, okay. And 3 came out in 94. I don't care what nobody said. Nothing's better than those 90 movies. Nothing. None of them. None of them. Even the TV shows. I was just thinking about that.
We even had a good coming-of-age movie in a long time. Mm-mm. No. And they talking about a remake. But we had Coming to America 2. All right. Come on. Even the little cartoon shows. Remember the cartoon shows with those ugly-ass dinosaurs? Yeah, dinosaurs. Knocked a mama? Lay Before Time? What? Wait a minute. You talking about the TV shows on ABC, like Knocked a Mama?
They were all like big and fat. Yeah. One was in a high chair. I'm the baby, gotta love me. Yes. Fraggle Rocks, like all that shit. Your kids don't watch this stuff no more. They watch iPads. No, they watch Roblox and talk to 40-year-olds that they think are eight. Our children are playing Roblox with 40-year-olds and they think they're children. That's sick. Okay. Let's start.
It's not funny, but it's true. Yeah, man, you know my rainy day playlist. Because if you are, you never trust me again. Always. You love me, then you hate me, then you love me again. One minute I'm your soulmate, then it's fuck me again. Until you get horny enough and won't fuck me again. Use your bones. I just want to treat you good and do better. Uh-oh, uh-oh, Joe Budden.
You can't play new Joe Budden. Yeah, yeah. Old school, old school now. I remember you performed at the SOBs. Yeah, I was there. I used to love performing this record. It always worked, too. It always worked. Cause they all players, you out there havin' a ball playin' Who playin' after ballplayin'? Who playin' after ballplayin'? Who playin' after ballplayin'? Who playin' after ballplayin'?
Who playin' after ballplayin'? Who playin' after ballplayin'? Who playin' after ballplayin'? Who playin' after ballplayin'? Mic check one two one two. Can you say New York City? South Carolina, what up out there? North Carolina, what up out there?
Just trying to explain the unexplainable Trying to make it sustainable Collecting all the parts, see if they interchangeable Killing me slow, but I'm glad it's entertaining you Same thinking that plagues me Hacking, I think I'm crazy Sway me, cause to profit off of shit that aches me Is actually pretty wavy I'm painting a perfect picture Hold DMV, what's going on?
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Chapter 4: What classic albums are debated in this segment?
Yeah, I agree. I agree. I love Kiss, but I don't think he's got a classic album. Jadakiss is- Very good albums. Very good albums. He's the Allen Iverson of rap. He's checked all the boxes, just don't got that championship ring. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Two, Method Man. No argument for me. No argument. First album was dope. The second album was dope. That's where it stopped for me.
Still, neither of them were quite classic, so. Nope, not classic. I don't want to say it's about Takao, but. Classic? That's what I'm saying. Blackout was good. Does that count? Well, that's not so. No, nope. Takao, though, man. Y'all just be just. Takao's a good album. Takao was a good album. Classic moment, I think, too. Like, coming off the Mary record. Mary record isn't even on the album.
It's not. Yeah. Wait, that came before. That came out in 95. No, it's a different version. The remix came out afterwards. And then one is Grand Poobah. Damn.
Chapter 5: How do the hosts rate Drake's albums?
Brand newbie, man. That first Grand Poobah album was really good. But also, is Grand Poobah really a better rapper than the other nine people we just said? Don't be stupid, Mark. Wait, you think Grand Poobah's better than Black Thought? That's your argument? No, but you said nine other people. It was a top ten list. I'm saying he's not better than all nine of them.
Grand Poobah is better than a lot of people. Yes, but he's not better than all nine of them is what I'm saying. I don't think it was ranking the MCs. No, it wasn't. I don't think it was ranking the MCs. Yeah, no. We went ten to one. I thought he was saying Grand Poobah is the greatest rapper of all time without a score. Oh, hell. That's what I'm saying. I was like, come on.
Grand Poobah is a very good rapper. Very good rapper. And a style icon, man. Greg Puba does not get enough fucking respect. Before y'all call, I'm not taking nothing away from Greg Puba. He's one of my favorites. I was just saying, he's not better than Andre and Black Thought. That's all I was saying. Fair enough, fair enough. Bam, Andre's not going to be number nine on this list.
Well, that's what I said at the beginning. I took dude as an idiot. Is there anybody that that list is missing? Tretch. Okay. Yeah. Not bad at that. Finotti by Nature. Not bad at that. Not trying to have my jersey carved or both, but okay, fine. But he just also didn't put out very much solo music, so. Is everybody up here of the opinion? I'm asking. Just asking.
Everybody up here of the opinion that Drake has a classic album. Yes. I think Drake has a classic album. I think he has a couple. I think he got more than one. He got a couple classic albums. And if you count mixtapes so far going. Who moaning? What's up? You good? You all right? I didn't say anything. Fellas, keep going. I thought somebody was moaning on the Drake classic talk.
That one used to stir shit up. It did. The Drake classic talk. Well, that's why I asked it. No, we moved past that as a culture and a society. What are the classics? Albums. Of his? Yeah. To me, Take Care, if you're reading this, it's too late. It's a classic. It's Take Care of Views for me. I don't love Views that same way. It's a very good album, but I wouldn't put it quite there.
I think Take Care is the one. That's the only one for me. I think it's pretty impossible to debate that. I think that's the only one. Yeah. You don't count So Far Gone? I got Take Care, So Far Gone, and Nothing Was the Same. So Far Gone is awesome as well.
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Chapter 6: What are the implications of the recent fast food company battles?
Nothing Was the Same is a classic album to me, too. Yeah, that was a good one, too. Go read it. I think he's got a lot of nine out of ten. I think he's got a lot of amazing albums. But for me, again, the classic question. And Drake makes so much good music. It's a different bar maybe. Maybe I'm being unfair.
But for me, Take Care is like an undisputed classic and everything else is like right under that. Let me ask y'all. To y'all, does a classic, on a classic, can you have skips? Yes. Yeah. Absolutely. For sure. Yes. Thriller has a skip. I don't believe in... What's the skip on Thriller? The joint with Paul McCartney. That's not a skip. Come on. It doesn't fit as much, but it's not a skip.
The girl is mine is not a skip. The girl is mine is not a great record. Ain't that the last song on the album? Yes, his first album was a classic. DMX. DMX, for sure. Absolutely. I'll skip nothing on that album. Instant. Instant classic. Yeah, thanks. Ice, you were saying? I'm trying to think. Yes, I think you can have skips on a classic. For sure.
I don't think Classic After Death has skips on it, and I think that's a classic album. I don't think Classic After Death is perfect. Yeah, I don't believe it's flawless. Yeah. I think there are some flawless albums, though, that are classics. Really? I think every album has a skip on it. I just had this conversation with J1. What's the skip on Illmatic? One Time For Your Mind.
You think that's a great song? I just can't. Really? I'm stunned. Like, I could live without that song. It's not a bad record, but it's not. It's not a skip. See, maybe we just. I'm not mad at that, Tate. You think it's a bad record? It's not a horrible record. I didn't say that. He said skip. It's a skip. I'm not mad if somebody were to skip that song. Bad record.
Skip don't mean bad record, though. That's two different things. What does it mean? What does it skip? What makes it a skip? A skip is just, I don't need this. I don't need to hear it. Yeah. I can still enjoy this project without that. Don't make it bad. Hmm. Hmm. Back to the Paul McCartney record. Michael Jackson. I think the Paul McCartney fits that one. Okay.
But I think there are albums that don't have any... I'm with you. Yeah, I think albums don't even have a skip on it. I don't think there's a skip on... Oh, y'all talking rap. Never mind. If you take rap out, there's a lot of albums that have skips. Donnell Jones' Where I Want to Be is without a skip. There's not one on there. I've been listening to that album.
Mary Blige has maybe two albums that don't have a skip on it for me. My Life and What's the 411 for me. And I thought a remix album in, too. You know what I mean? If we're talking about that, jazz, I mean, to me, Love Supreme obviously ain't got no skips. All Four Acts are great. I mean, I can think of a billion. You know, when you start getting to 13, 14 tracks, it gets tougher.
Yeah, I mean, even when it comes to rap, like my favorite rapper is Jay-Z. There's moments I skip on his albums, too. Nas too, you know? Yes. I don't skip shit though. I don't skip nothing on Black Album. Not one song. Oh, Change Clothes is terrible. I used to, even going back, I grew to like, I think we had this a long time ago. I wasn't really feeling threat like that.
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Chapter 7: What insights are shared about fast food company rivalries?
Like, what the fuck? Well, that's the thing. The McDonald's dude took a very small bite. And he got clowned, of course, because he's the CEO. And why are you taking such a small bite? Then Burger King CEO, he started a trend. The Burger King CEO took a bite of the burger. Then the Wendy's CEO took a bite of the Baconator. And then A&W, who I don't know how the fuck y'all got in the conversation.
They still exist? Down south, yeah. A&W Rupert? Yeah, they have food spots. Especially truck stops. At truck stops, at those rest stops, they're there a lot, too. Wait, here's the truck drive. You ain't never seen him? He local. He still got a CDL, too. That's why he never liked Lot Lizards. Focus. So then the A&W guy came out and took a bite of the burger.
And some of y'all on the internet put all four of these pictures together. So I had no choice but to conclude the following. white people don't take big bites of burgers. Speak for yourself. The Burger King dude thought he was taking a big bite of the burger, like to really show him. And I was like, okay. That ain't a big burger. The Baconator, which I know is a good burger,
He didn't take the biggest bite of that. Like, black people, when the burger is good, shit got to fall off of this motherfucker. Your fingers got the sauce and shit on it. You got to wipe your mouth. You need a napkin. Every bite, you need a napkin. They wasn't napkin-ed up at all. I need to check out Parks on this. Yo, and you're white experience. His family comes from a restaurant, though.
Chapter 8: How do cultural perceptions affect food consumption?
So they eat bigger. And Parks has lips. And he's 6'6". And he got lips. Yeah, stop talking about Rem Husband. And you know Parks is different because Parks eats on time every day. I don't give a fuck what's going on. He going right over there and go nibble on that lasagna from last night. That motherfucker eat. That's a big man. I have needs. Were you alluding to his white experience, though?
That's what they asked about the bites. I'm going to eat a McDonald's burger in a bite. That's a little-ass burger. That's not even a burger. Yeah, it's not. I can't speak for the rest of my... Your white brothers. Do y'all think that white people's taste buds are the same as black people's taste buds? No, I can tell you that for a fact. I don't know how, though. Give them some salt. You'll see.
Yeah, it's spicy. I feel like whenever I've ever... When white people eat it, they enjoy it. So their taste buds, there's nothing wrong with it because when it's seasoned right, they like it. They just don't... Like, I don't know why people would say, oh, it's too spicy for me. They love collard greens and shit. They like how we eat. Sometimes. Sometimes they say... Yo, this is spicy.
Oh, behind our fucking backs. When you take that shit home, it's like, oh, gotta fucking eat this shit. Karen, did you taste that? God damn. Sylvia's don't make it to the crib. My mouth is on fire still. Okay. She doesn't have any raisins. When we're not around. Park's the only real white nigga out. Nobody wouldn't have told us that butt parks, bro. Appreciate it.
Give you a little behind the scenes. Yeah. They be talking shit about our food like we talk about theirs. Behind the hood. Who the fuck uses that much color and seasoning on fucking deviled eggs, hun? It's perfectly good by itself. Yo, our devil eggs be done to fuck up. All this paprika on the top and shit. I ain't gonna hold you.
Mark had that kickback at his house for the Super Bowl or some event. I ate 97 devil eggs. I'm that guy. They was delicious, though. If a deviled egg is good, I'm eating 38 of them. But do you eat special ones, deep fried ones with crab meat, ones with shrimp, or you just like them plain? That's a lot. Okay. That's a lot. I like deviled eggs, so I like those. But that's what I mean.
I like deviled eggs, so I like different kinds, too. Yeah. I maybe would, but I don't want... I feel like deviled eggs is another one of them shits where it sounds very simple, but if you don't know what you're doing, you're going to fuck it up. You're going to fuck it up.
Don't try to come put... It's like people that can't make mac and cheese, some people, so now they're making lobster mac and cheese. No, no, slow down. Slow down. But if it's a good whatever y'all talking about, I'll definitely try it. Right, right, right. Yeah, I'm a deviled egg person too. I'll go way too overboard at somebody's party.
Some people do too much with some shit that you don't got to do too much on. Like pizza, I feel like way. With pizza, you can get a little crazy. You can get crazy with pizza. So you don't like oxtail pizza? What is that? Like a lasagna pizza? Oxtail pizza is amazing. Oxtail pizza is one of the best things that they have brung to us in the last five years. Oxtail pizza is nice. Oxtail pizza?
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