Episode 910 | "Cannot Confirm"
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What disclaimers are given at the beginning of the episode?
The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart or our own. Enjoy the show. Let's get it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I got a... I'm almost ready to say a real bold take on Paradise. Dang, we'll start right off with it. I'm trying to just be disciplined. Positive bold? But I went home. No, I'm on potential nuclear crash out mode with this show. I ain't going to hold you. I ain't gonna lie to you. I ain't gonna lie to you.
I'm trying to reserve judgment, but I'm all caught up. This is, what, episode five? That was episode five. I went home and checked. Ice was correct. This is an eight-episode order of Paradise. This show is over in three weeks. No, because there's next season, too. This season is over in a few weeks. But that being said, there's only 10, 11 episodes left, period. True, but I'm just talking about the season, though. I'm not going to hold you, buddy. I think I'm with you. I think I know where you're going. I've been saying it. And this was my show, so, I mean, I don't want to come in here and disrespect the airwaves prematurely. Sure. But the time is running out, and I'm about ready to say it. We over halfway done.
I am about ready to say it, yo. Say what, man? This is the most epic fall-off of a television show between season one and season two. I don't know what happened in that writer's room. I don't know who got fired. But this is a fucking travesty, which y'all have done to arguably one of the best television shows of last season. Sorry. I said it. I'm a thousand percent with you, bro. This is a fucking mess. I don't agree with that. I don't agree with that. I agree. This could... What the... I feel like they're spoofing my favorite show. Y'all hook me into this shit and you're telling me next season it's going to be ass? I feel like this is their version of season two of The Wire. Maybe it's something I'm missing, but in real time, I didn't get the port.
Yeah, but even with season two of The Wire... Which was great. There was still... what, three more seasons of the show, and you see how it connected. We got one more season of Paradise. This shit is a joke. This is not what I thought would be happening in the real world once we escaped the bunker to go find our wife. No, it's just too much backstory. It's too much. Without a spoiler, it's just too much backstory for an entire episode. I think... At least four of these could have been two episodes. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's fair. I think it's a lot of... I agree with him. That's fair. It's too much... If that's all a wife did is bump into little fucking Billy Dean standing in the middle of the street, if she just happened to fucking luck out and, hey, these guys been preparing for this.
We can keep you safe. Come this way. That's it. That could be an episode, dog. They're dragging it. Yeah, they are dragging it. And now you telling me that I can predict... The person that came and took his wife is probably the nigga who's the dad to this stupid fucking baby that we're carrying around during this. No spoilers. This is a mess. I also don't think she was took. Well, yeah. I think she left. Wherever she is, I bet you this little baby is going to be the golden child and be the key to some... Get this shit the fuck out of here, yo. The little baby that he's carrying around? Yes. You think it's the golden child? Yes. The pops got something to do with Shorty's with them. And this was some type of exchange or some shit like that.
This was... Yeah, they ain't fooling me. I don't know if that's the case. We'll see, though. What do you think he's lugging this little white niggling around for? Yeah, I'm cool. Why do you think they're showing me? First of all, the baby is starving. This baby is absolutely. Back to the writer's room. I was definitely laughing.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What disclaimers are given at the beginning of the episode?
0:00–5:04
2
What bold take is shared about a TV show?
5:04–10:06
3
What are the implications of Dwight Howard's recent divorce filings?
10:06–59:43
4
What silent complaints led to the cancellation of the event?
59:43–1:01:11
5
What were the implications of the joint bachelor-bachelorette party?
1:01:11–1:02:35
6
How does the conversation shift to the shooting incident at Rihanna's house?
1:02:35–2:03:47
7
What is the significance of Jesse Jackson's funeral?
2:03:47–2:04:05
8
How does the crew reflect on their high school experiences?
2:04:05–3:03:26