Chapter 1: What disclaimers are given at the beginning of the episode?
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Enjoy the show. Let's get it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I got a... I'm almost ready to say a real bold take on Paradise. Dang, we'll start right off with it. I'm trying to just be disciplined. Positive bold? But I went home. No, I'm on potential nuclear crash out mode with this show. I ain't going to hold you. I ain't gonna lie to you. I ain't gonna lie to you.
I'm trying to reserve judgment, but I'm all caught up. This is, what, episode five? That was episode five. I went home and checked. Ice was correct. This is an eight-episode order of Paradise. This show is over in three weeks. No, because there's next season, too. This season is over in a few weeks. But that being said, there's only 10, 11 episodes left, period.
True, but I'm just talking about the season, though. I'm not going to hold you, buddy. I think I'm with you. I think I know where you're going. I've been saying it. And this was my show, so, I mean, I don't want to come in here and disrespect the airwaves prematurely. Sure. But the time is running out, and I'm about ready to say it. We over halfway done. I am about ready to say it, yo.
Say what, man? This is the most epic fall-off of a television show between season one and season two. I don't know what happened in that writer's room. I don't know who got fired. But this is a fucking travesty, which y'all have done to arguably one of the best television shows of last season. Sorry. I said it. I'm a thousand percent with you, bro. This is a fucking mess.
I don't agree with that. I don't agree with that. I agree. This could... What the... I feel like they're spoofing my favorite show. Y'all hook me into this shit and you're telling me next season it's going to be ass? I feel like this is their version of season two of The Wire. Maybe it's something I'm missing, but in real time, I didn't get the port.
Yeah, but even with season two of The Wire... Which was great. There was still... what, three more seasons of the show, and you see how it connected. We got one more season of Paradise. This shit is a joke. This is not what I thought would be happening in the real world once we escaped the bunker to go find our wife. No, it's just too much backstory. It's too much.
Without a spoiler, it's just too much backstory for an entire episode. I think... At least four of these could have been two episodes. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's fair. I think it's a lot of... I agree with him. That's fair.
It's too much... If that's all a wife did is bump into little fucking Billy Dean standing in the middle of the street, if she just happened to fucking luck out and, hey, these guys been preparing for this. We can keep you safe. Come this way. That's it. That could be an episode, dog. They're dragging it. Yeah, they are dragging it. And now you telling me that I can predict...
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Chapter 2: What bold take is shared about a TV show?
It's gone very Walking Dead. I don't see how they cleaned the season up with three episodes left. This is worse than Walking Dead. This is horrible. It just became the Walking Dead, like the post-apocalyptic. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you meant story-wise. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They dragging, dragging way too much. We'll get to it. Yeah.
We will get to it because I have a lot more to say on the Paradise topic. Welcome to the audience. Salute. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Best crew on earth up in here. It's a beautiful day in New Jersey. It's about 75 out here. You know what I mean? You Floridians might take it for granted. Up here, we do not. At all. No jacket. I'm on Barclaymont Hill time. Yeah, perfectly. It's right.
Yeah, t-shirts, t-shirt weather out here, man. It's car wash, car wash detail, mobile detail time on the C-Class, nigga. Car wash look crazy. You are such a fucking elitist, man. Huh? Somebody here was like, yo, I'm getting my car washed. Joe going to say, you going to get your car washed on the C-Class? No, that's not what they said. He said the mobile car wash dude was here.
What difference do we make? That makes a big difference. You can't get the C-class mobile. That's what I'm saying. No, you can't. The C-class, he's saying, that ain't mobile wash. You're going to take that. Go wait in line. Don't even drop it off at the car wash either. That person. He said that. We see who got the summer blues. Whatever you want. The summer blues. Yeah.
This is what happens, y'all. When it start getting hot, niggas will do whatever they want. Nigga, you good? That traffic trick ain't working. I know that camera trick. Traffic. Let me take a picture. You smell good, too, man. What you wearing? Something different? Don't start. You was in standstill? Yeah, that shit was nuts. Yeah, he was standing still. He put his car in park.
I'm sorry you went through that. Fuck that nigga, yo. Fuck early, nigga. You're right. It's good to see you, Ish. You live five minutes away. You be late. I don't want no smoke. I don't want no problems. Good to see you, bro. Thank you, sir. It's not the only place I seen you. We'll talk about it. I just was on the timeline. I seen Ish pop up on the Ari Melber show. Yo. You look good, man.
Has his jacket, his glasses. Has his specs on. Let's go. Yeah. Malcolm sex vibes on the Ari Melba show. You hid your suit in the back room. I knew you was some bullshit when you came over to the back room. What? I knew you hid your suit. Y'all look good. You and JC Johnson. Our good brother Ish did Ari Melba for the people at home that have no idea what we're talking about. Man, it's out.
It's just in. It's out. It looked like a lawyer would... My son, he golden, the golden goose that came out. Nigga, act like you don't know what came out, nigga. Are you still doing that shit? I don't know. He might not have knew. He told me last week, and I didn't want to say nothing because I didn't want to spill the beans. He said he didn't know when it was coming out. He got Simon.
He told me the shit was coming out at the end of the month. The beans. You spilled the beans. You look good, though. Thanks, sir. Is he saying the hood to you? I can't wait to watch the episode. Jason looked like your lawyer. Who was that? He can't say too much right now. Yo, you're a fool, bro. What did you guys talk about? I don't remember. It was a short segment called... I forgot, bro.
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of Dwight Howard's recent divorce filings?
Yeah, he Cold Switch. He's Cold Switch. When we ask that nigga up here what you think about music, he goes, What the fuck you asking me for? I'm glad you asked, Ari. Wonderful question. I have really strong feelings about Chance the Rapper. It's me bugging, son. I don't want to say nothing because every time I say something, that nigga's going to beat me down.
Ari, I'm so glad you asked that question. Chance had one of the more underrated projects. And that JID project. He brought up JID. It was something. And listen, so many projects. I mean, and I'm from Newark, so projects there. Yeah. I know projects when I see projects. If there's one person, man, so many great projects. I'm playing this again. When it cuts off, you're my man.
So you want me to be, I'll be on your side or I'll be against you. Which one you want me to be? Because I want to join in with them. They're having a blast on this. But you're my man. I don't even know what you're talking about. All right, all right, man. I've got to go the other way. People are listening to music.
because that's changed so much, and I feel like people are basically... You ain't get the answer. Our age group... Oh, that was the end. It's like, in the car, or does it get you outside? In the car. And No Shade, I think, music is always moving with younger people, and a lot of younger people have a different lifestyle. I'm not saying they're only inside, but I'm saying, like, yeah.
Knowledge born. Sometimes it's on streaming, it's on a headphone, that's it. For me... For me. For me. For me. So for me, I think the Chance album was just an underrated project. He's going crazy on that project. On that project? I like the Chance project. I love the Wale project. Facts. And I like the Jib project. So many projects.
I think all three projects, they came and went unfairly almost and unfortunately, because I think all three of those projects were amazing. You ever been to the projects? Like the Chance project, I'm shocked he didn't get more acclaim. I was proud of you. I wanted to hear the answer to the question. I'm about to answer it. Well, he's sitting right there. He can tell us.
He ain't going to answer the same up here. He can't answer here at all. I answered it. I said like certain... Certain albums, they pop off better in your car. Certain albums pop off better in your club. So if it's something that lyrically is going in, that's the stuff you want to hear in your car. Some shit ain't lyrically on fire, but the beats and all that other shit knock.
That's the shit you want to hear in the club. Can I ask you a question? Of course. I didn't even ask, man, and you're always thinking. Yeah, yeah, stop. Aren't you on the phone a lot in your car? It depends, yeah. Sometimes. Sometimes. Like, you be in there turning up to shoot. He's trying to say the nigga be in the club. It be silent night at that bitch's house. Windows uptight.
That nigga be on that phone getting in his bag. Now he in there fucking. That's how you fix your credit score. Man, now he in there just turned up to some fucking three six. Where you think I listen to music at? I don't think you listen to music. But you know that. You know I listen to music. Where the hell? He text me sometimes about albums. He be like, yo, this joint is good. Okay. All right.
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Chapter 4: What silent complaints led to the cancellation of the event?
You think this was happening before they said anything? Yeah, I do. And let me ask you a question. There's a lot of silent complaints. If it was a Playboy sponsored event with Hugh Hefner, you think they would have canceled it? No, but I think they should have. That's my point. They wouldn't have canceled it. They would have never canceled it.
This is some black shit, and they look at strippers different than they look at the centerfolds and all that other shit, and they canceled the event. I don't think of it as some huge... They keep that shit on the hush and them Hugh Hefner docs. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And them Hugh Hef docs. Boy, do they skirt around some things.
As soon as they start talking, the little boy start running around. Oh, there's a son. You ain't wrong. Soon as things about to get juicy. He take you to when they started to go to print or something. If Hugh Hefner was giving out rabbit ears at the garden or some shit like that. I don't think they would do it though. I don't think they would even allow it.
I don't think they would allow it though. I disagree. Let me see if Playboy. I'm telling you, man. I'm just saying the reason why they pulled the Magic City shit because they was leaning on the restaurant side of it. The Hugh Hefner Playboy shit is... No matter how you look at it, it's still food? No. And he's him. His affiliations and his associations are such.
I definitely could see the Knicks girls dancing out there on a Playboy night with some bunny ears on. I don't know. I don't think so. I don't see it. I think we'd get the same. Have you all ever been? No. To the mansion? No. Just you, buddy. I'd be in the hood. I'd be in the hood. Take your victory lap.
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Chapter 5: What were the implications of the joint bachelor-bachelorette party?
Whatever. Where was the mansion? I didn't say nothing, yo. I said, where was it, the one you went to? I didn't say nothing. I didn't say nothing. You got it done there, though? I didn't. I know, I'm asking. You got it done there? I don't feel the need to qualify for this. He didn't even answer if he'd been there. Like, let's not be foolish. Let's not be foolish, you guys.
No, he said in previous times that he's been there. Did he say he got it done previously? He did not. Of course not. Some real ones was in there. You was in the passenger side. Oh, definitely. He was in the backseat. He was in the rear passenger. He was in the den. You ain't going to the living room. He was in the den. Oh, shit. All the A-listers was in there at the big living room and shit.
That's funny. Yeah, he was back there rapping Forte. Who else? When you get deep enough in your legacy. When you get deep enough in your legacy, you'll realize it's whatever the people say it is. What time is it? It doesn't make you a break. It's the worst. It's the worst. It's the worst. It's the worst. It's the worst. It's the worst. It's the worst. It's the worst. It's the worst.
It's the worst.
Chapter 6: How does the conversation shift to the shooting incident at Rihanna's house?
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No matter your play, PrizePix is a great way to put your takes to the test. All right. Did you try to win this week, or we just threw some shit together real quick? Because that depends on how I announce it. Did you try to hit it? Dumb question. That's funny. Let's see. Ish is going with... Cooper Flagg for more than 14 points. Cade Cunningham for more than 40 points, rebounds, assists.
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I think I may have misrepresented the point I was trying to make to both Ish and Mark. What I was trying to say was, you guys are model citizens. Like relationship role models. Facts. Two people that I aspire to be like in that field. And two brothers I think are doing a tremendous job today. Like with how y'all carry it. And I don't know if I said that earlier. We appreciate that. Thank you.
That's it. Dak Prescott. The model. Dak Prescott's the model. That's who you'd aspire to be like. Nah. Shit. Marks, you got out of there? Dak Prescott and his girlfriend and mother of two children. Fiance as well. Fiance, yeah. And mother of two children, a 10-month-old and a two-year-old, had a joint bachelor-bachelorette party on a yacht in the Bahamas.
the very next day it was announced that they were calling off a wedding that was set to be had in April, the very next month. I should have stopped you earlier. That was the mistake right there. The joint bachelor party? It's the worst idea ever. That's a terrible idea. One of them saw each other doing something disgusting and changed their mind. Yeah, I wanted to hear more of that too.
It's weird. I think it's weird. A lot of people are doing that now. I know, but it's weird. Because they're supposed to be A night to enjoy with your friends before you get married. A last night to enjoy. Correct. Before you take the vows and whatever that shit is called. Marriage. Holy matrimony. Yeah, of course it's marriage.
Niggas doing it together because they figure ain't no bullshit going to go down if I'm here. Y'all can have fun, but it's the cap. I agree. No, I'm with you. I agree. I agree. I think it's a recipe for disaster. Yeah. I just think there's a flip side to that coin. Like, I'm not saying what y'all are saying isn't true.
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Chapter 7: What is the significance of Jesse Jackson's funeral?
Because the interview went different than he thought it was going to go. But then we got cool after. I ain't got no issue with him. Oh, that's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what type of notes he sending you? Bet you don't. He wants me to interview him. He wants to tell the truth. He wants to, you know, expose the conspiracies. Oh. So he wants you to pay him for this interview? I didn't.
I never responded. I never got that far.
Chapter 8: How does the crew reflect on their high school experiences?
Yeah. It felt like another tax return situation. That left hook at the end of that interview. Did you spin back on bro really after you seen she had that fat shit? Yo, are you fucking sick? I didn't, the moose knuckle didn't make me spin the butt. You ain't double back? No, I did not double back. No, you used to carry it. She living, she living big though. She got new teeth too.
And you doubled up the offer. Huh? You doubled up the offer once you seen that knuckle. What's up? Ride through Newark with that and get a couple congrats. I see you, I see you OG. And you're back. That's what they say too. We see y'all. Oh shit, look. That's Ish with bro-rilla. He going by that lumber store. He got bro-rilla with the that's that ish shit on. Damn, he chilling.
Maybe just the same. If y'all were invited to your high school reunion, would you go back and flex? Yes. I'm seriously asking. Why do you always get frozen when I ask some stupid shit? I'm trying to think. Because I think I've been invited. I just didn't go. I went to my 25th. But if you went, if you went 30 years after the fact. I do want to go.
And the whole, not the homies, but people were there. Yeah, yeah. I do want to go. You flexing? But flex, though. That's the point. I would go. I'm trying to think about that. Going there myself would be a flex, nigga. Talk to him. We don't flex, nigga. JR, get me on a walk-in. Yeah. Hey, record that. Record that. Yeah, nigga. Did you go to your reunions? Yeah. No. No. I don't know.
It's too many. But I'm way past. I'm just lobbing it up. I think the next one will be. I've been out of high school for. My 30th is this year. 33 years, my nigga. Nah, I went to the 25th. 25th? Did you flex? I went to the 20th. I mean, I came up as me. Got it done. Look. This will be my 25th. He went in there. Correspondent. You went to the ice cream reunion? I went to the 20th. We didn't do 25.
We did. Did you flex? What would flex mean? Like, I didn't, like, I show up in my car. I didn't, like, get in a different car. Flex mean when you, every time you show up, you know, I got a, you know, certain songs come on when you walk, when you walk. Nah, I just showed up as me. I was like the man when I walked through. It was a good time. It was hype to see.
I be looking like the man when I walked through. He flexed. He flexed. I be looking like the man when I walked through. Ah! It was a good time for me. It was the right year. Did you see what they were eating and drinking and decline? Do you hear him? 2016 was a good year for me. So he went there and flexed. What kind of car you had in 2016? My car. Am I supposed to not bring my car?
Am I supposed to Uber there? Yeah. Yeah, actually. In Philly? How many of them did good? A lot of people. How many did better than you? Better is a subjective measure. Yeah, back docked a lot more. I was extra. Got a Maybach. It was my car. I know. Right out front, too. Did you drive it or did someone else drive it? I drove. Of course. I wasn't pretentious. I just drove and left.
It was like a night. 16 was like a year I was on VH1. I just had a lot of things happening. So it just was a good year to have a reunion. Did you go to a 10-year reunion? Yeah. I went to all the ones we had. Okay. Yeah. We just didn't do one for 25. Got it. Got it. Ooh. And I'm not going to 30. So. Yes, you are. I'm not. Go to 30. I'm 100% not going. Why? What's the reason? Just don't want to.
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