The Josh Johnson Show

JJS#144 - The World's Saddest Pillow

08 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We got a rollercoaster of an episode for you. Josh and Logan just flew back from Texas and boy is their everything tired. Josh is pretty sure he's...

JJS#143 - Bar Fights & Big Mamas

01 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Josh and Logan are talking bar fights! They talk about fights they've seen and heard of, what really happens when you hit somebody with...

JJS#142 - Crying Into Bread

25 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Logan is an ordained minister now and Josh isn't really sure how to feel about that. But they do spend time thinking about how to mix up the confe...

JJS#141 - Johnny's DMV Adventure

18 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The other day Josh had to go to the DMV to renew his ID and of course it was a whole ordeal. There's mistaken identity, a brewing revolution, and ...

JJS#140 - A Grip of Cake

11 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Logan recently went on a birthday golf outing for a friend and it reminds Josh of birthday parties he wanted to go to as a kid, but wasn't invited...

JJS#139 - Be Better: A Josh Johnson Nightmare

04 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Josh has been having some bad dreams lately. Luckily, dream analyst Logan is on the case to figure out what's weighing on Josh's mind. Is it c...

JJS#138 - Clean Belly, Dirty Shirt

27 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Josh & Logan are talking about their last couple weeks on the road and the experiences they had in the South and West Coast! They stayed in some s...

JJS#137 - Joshy's Guide to Hitchhiking

20 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You don't really see a lot of people hitchhiking these days. Josh wonders why that is. And then proceeds to tell a couple stories about hitchhikin...

JJS#136 - Killing on the Road

13 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's a late night recording in Mobile, AL and the boys are pretty punchy! Josh and Logan take on a wild variety of topics including their dark int...

JJS#135 - Lil Joshy's Big Proposals: Rules of Engagements

06 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On opening day of Major League Baseball, a fan ran onto the field at Dodgers' Stadium to propose to his girlfriend and got absolutely LIT UP by se...

JJS#134 - To Fart a Butterfly

30 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Josh asks the question, "what is the most absurd lie you ever believed?" He has a couple answers from childhood that, even for a ...

JJS#133 - Josh & Logan in the Morning!

24 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The morning zoo crew is helping you start another day with news, traffic, and a chance to win concert tickets! Joshy and Logan are excited to tell you...

JJS#132 - Who Poisoned Joshy?

16 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

There's mystery afoot this week on the Josh Johnson Show. Josh recently had a nasty spell of food poisoning, and there's several suspects that could b...

JJS#131 - Comedians in Cars Confessing to Crimes

09 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Josh and Logan are talking about some of the strangest open mic sets they've ever seen. These sets include stripping, crying, and comics co...

JJS#130 - Zoot Suit Stingray

02 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Even though March just started, Josh and Logan are talking about Valentine's Day and the pressures that come with dating during February. Josh has sev...

JJS#129 - Joshy Goes Down Under

23 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Josh just got back from Australia and released a new comedy special (now streaming on Peacock!) so there's a lot to talk about. Josh has a lot to say ...

JJS#128 - Car Jitsu

16 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Last week, Josh told Logan about the sport of 'Car Jitsu' which is jiu jitsu...in a car. This week, Logan has watched some and is VERY into it. But he...

JJS#127 - I Stab Now

09 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Josh has noticed there are more plastic bags out in these streets. That observation somehow leads to discussing the world of competitive fighting insi...

JJS#126 - Good Thumbs

02 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Instead of calling this episode "loopy", we're going to refer to it as "extra-freeform." Josh just got back from traveling, Logan hasn't slept in a co...

JJS#125 - Don't Meth with Crack

26 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Josh and Logan are back to kickoff a new year of the Josh Johnson Show! And Josh really wants to talk about hardcore drugs for some reason. He's got s...

Best of 2022 - Part 2

19 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The time has come to reveal which episodes you the listeners have selected as the best of 2022! Josh and Logan count down the top 5 filled with wacky ...

The Gentleman Saga (Best of 2022 Bonus)

13 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Back in episode #110 we read an email from a listener named Anna who went on a date with a man who loves feet. Like...REALLY loves feet. Over the cour...

Best of 2022 - Part 1

05 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The listeners have voted and the top 10 episodes of 2022 have been selected! Josh and Logan are here to guide you through your numbers 10 through 6 an...

JJS Christmas Bonus - Worst Gifts Ever

25 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Here's a bonus holiday episode as a gift from Josh and Logan! In the spirit of gift giving, Josh is telling stories about the worst gifts he's ever he...

JJS#124 - Holiday Mailbag, Blah Blah Blah

22 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Josh and Logan are wrapping up the year by digging into listener emails and, as always, y'all throw some curveballs. They find out about a subreddit m...

JJS#123 - You Did Teeth Wrong

15 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This episode goes all over the place. Josh and Logan cover severe weather, secret families, runaway brides, Josh making a kid cry at the doctor's offi...

JJS#122 - The Trouble with First Ladies

08 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The main question of this episode is: Is Logan's memory ok? He's having trouble remembering the name of a public figure and Josh is deciding to be a b...

JJS#121 - 2 Porta 2 Potty

01 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This is a direct sequel to episode 117, "Porta-Potty: A True Crime Story." In that episode, Josh and Logan accidentally created a movie about a serial...

JJS#120 - The Fruitcake Conspiracy

24 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's the annual Thanksgiving episode in which Josh and Logan talk about all the buckwild stuff people get up to on this holiday of overeating and fami...

JJS#119 - Joshy Gets Done Dirty

17 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Josh is having a day. First, he has launched an investigation into the off-putting way his dinner was delivered. Then, he's uncovering an embarrassing...

JJS#118 - 50 Shades of Yellow

10 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You all know that it doesn't take much for Josh to find himself in a bizarre situation. The slightest errands can lead to baffling misadventures or th...

JJS#117 - Porta-Potty: A True Crime Story

03 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Honestly, I'm not even sure how to describe this one. What starts as a conversation about someone trying to carry too many drinks devolves into Josh a...

JJS#116 - Joshy on Ice

27 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Josh started going to cryotherapy for an injury and has a lot to say about it. Not so much about the procedure, but plenty to say about the people in ...

JJS#115 - Punching Produce

20 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Is it the job of grocery store security guards to get into full-on fights in the store, or is it better to just stay out of the way and let the crazy ...

JJS#114 - Pot Pie Trauma

13 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The world of pie is filled with drama. Sometimes people need to fight off rivals to sell their pies at carnivals and some couples are tested by pot pi...

JJS#113 - Living Raw

06 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

All the crazy experiences are starting to take a toll on Josh. He's seen too much chaos while out walking in New York, including bike crashes and tabl...

JJS#112 - Joshy Meets Medical Malpractice

29 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Lately, Josh has gone to the doctor pretty often, which has reminded him of some strange visits he's had in the past. Come on, this is Josh Johnson we...

JJS#111 - Snow Cone Soliloquy

22 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What starts as Josh talking about people getting swift comeuppance turns into him singing the praises the snow cones. Turns out, Josh really loves sno...

JJS#110 - Chicken Caviar

15 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Josh is recording at a WeWork and is really hoping it's soundproofed as he and Logan open up the mailbag in search of some wild stuff! A grandma puts ...

JJS#109 - Jesus's No Good Very Bad Day

08 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week's episode is all about art and chaos as Josh and Logan explore the world of botched art restoration, strange museum security guards, and how...

JJS#108 - The Perfect Mall Day

01 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Josh recently had a show in upstate New York and had a lot of time to kill beforehand. So he decided to hang out at the local mall and, boy, did he ge...

JJS Patreon Bonus - Evil Wood

25 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The guys need a little breathing room to get caught up in producing episodes, so they've decided to release a bonus episode from their Patreon page to...

August Virtual Show!

23 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join us for our next live virtual show onSunday, August 28th at 7:00pm EDT! Tickets available at https://www.eventbrite.com/e/404929925307 We hope to ...

JJS#107 - Seal Finger

18 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

When animals attack... Josh and Logan find it kinda funny. This week, JLo talk about people that climb into animal enclosures at zoos and it goes exac...

JJS#106 - Gym Stepdad

11 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Josh has some grievances about people at the gym. They're all trying to get too big and he finds that to be ridiculous. But not because he's little! T...

JJS#105 - Live at Union Hall feat. Neko White

04 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Recorded with a live audience at Union Hall in Brooklyn, NY! Comedian Neko White kicks off the show with a crazy story about dealing with a childhood ...

JJS#104 - Josh & Logan Get Heatstroke

28 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Josh and Logan recorded this episode on a 98-degree day in a room without air conditioning, and things start to get a little weird. There's garbled se...

Brooklyn Live Show - Get in the Mailbag!

25 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Just a friendly reminder that we will be at Union Hall in Brooklyn, NY this week on Wednesday, July 27th at 10pm! Get tickets at: https://www.eventbri...

JJS#103 - ScareBnB

21 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Logan is still in New York and staying in a pretty obnoxious Airbnb. After ranting about it, Josh shares some stories about some other nightmare Airbn...

JJS#102 - Loose Soda

14 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Josh and Logan are together in New York and sitting way too close to each other. Josh tells Logan his theory about NY getting more tense and then tell...

JJS#101 - The Louisiana Avengers

07 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It was recently the Fourth of July so Josh is taking a look back at Independence Days past and revealing a lot of strange things about his hometown an...

JJS#100 - Pot Pie Drunk

30 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Josh & Logan are celebrating their 100th episode and...honestly, nothing is different. Josh talks about getting beat at go karts (very recently) a...

Mega Monday Mailbag - 100 Week!

27 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In celebration of their 100th episode coming this week, Josh and Logan have decided to revive the Monday Mailbag for a special, extended trip down mem...

JJS#99 - Say Something, Dummy!

23 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Josh recently talked to a friend and learned of a date that she went on with an "artist" and, to put it bluntly, what happens is maybe the greatest th...

JJS#98 - Uncle Walter's Sticky Journal

16 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You ever find a family heirloom that you just wish you hadn't? Well, this episode is all about finding some tawdry familial keepsakes and what you can...

JJS#97 - Hyper-perbole

09 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Josh recently had a couple flights and got to experience the full spectrum of relationships between fellow passengers...and he hated every second of i...

JJS#96 - Joshy Hurts His Boob

02 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's right there in the title; Josh has an injured booby in this one. It's not necessarily the focus of the episode, but it is definitely on Joshy's m...

JJS#95 - I've Had Drugs...and This Is Drugs.

26 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Josh and Logan fall down an internet well of the most intense energy drinks on the market and the psychos that just can't get enough of them! Josh als...

JJS#94 - Brotivation

19 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Fresh off of filming Josh's new special, the boys are sleepy. They talk about the longest they've ever gone without sleep and the crazy things sleep d...

JJS#93 - You Are the Earthquake

12 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's been windy lately and Josh has thoughts on how to improve flimsy umbrellas. He also talks with Logan about his stand up special he's about to fil...

JJS#92 - Joshy Gets Fyre Fested II

05 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

As promised, Josh finally tells the story of the other comedy festival he performed at that went full Fyre Fest. There's surprise improv, bad rappers,...

JJS#91 - My Burger!

28 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Y'all...don't eat a burger on the steps. Otherwise, someone is bound to step on it. This is great life advice that someone in today's episode did not ...

JJS#90 - No Narcs at Hot Topic

21 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Can you lift 50 pounds of popcorn? Are you familiar with cutting grass? Are you as high as me right now? If you answered yes to any of these questions...

JJS#89 - Theme Weddings & Kid Cuisine

14 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Have you ever been to a theme wedding and had to ask yourself "what the hell is the theme supposed to be?" No? Well, apparently it happens because Jos...

JJS#88 - Knob Thief

07 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for Josh and Logan's annual post-April Fool’s Day episode! As always they cover some pranks that went a little too far which end with peop...

JJS#87 - Hella Kafkaesque

31 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Josh and Logan are in Denver to do stand up and actually recorded this episode before AND after one of the shows. They talk about pre and post-show ri...

JJS#86 - Cocaine Couch

24 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Moving is a hassle. Especially if you need a bunch of strange and/or illegal things moved. Josh has gathered some strange stories from professional mo...

Upcoming Shows!

22 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Several chances to hang with Josh and Logan in the next couple weeks! Josh & Logan at Comedy Works South in Denver, CO: https://comedyworks.com/c...

JJS#85 - Joshy Gets Fyre Fested

17 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

After discussing some famous scammers, Josh tells Logan about the time he went to a comedy fest that was...less than legit. They also talk about the g...

JJS#84 - President Blades

10 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Some nicknames come from doing awesome things. Others come from making a fool of yourself. Josh and Logan explore both in this episode, covering stori...

JJS#83 - Safety First

03 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Josh and Logan care about safety. That's why they've decided to tell you all about some of the weird safety presentations they've witnessed. They talk...

JJS#82 - Sandwich Guts & Piss Ants

24 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Josh and Logan accidentally stumble onto a navigational theme as they debate the merits of North and how exactly one uses the stars to make the correc...

JJS#81 - My Spooky Valentine

17 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Josh gathered some stories about Valentine's Day dates gone wrong, and they all ended up with a paranormal angle to them. Of course, Josh and Logan ca...

JJS#80 - Save the Rec Center!

10 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things start pretty bleak for ol' Josh and Logan. They botch the opening and are interrupted by a dog. But after a training montage of gym fail storie...

JJS#79 - The Flying Rasputin (Hot Cup of Nasty)

03 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Despite how the title sounds, this is not a sex episode. Far from it. It's about magic. Magic tricks gone wrong, Criss Angel: Mindfreak, and JOSH WAS ...

We're on Patreon!

01 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Josh and Logan are here to walk you through the tiers of their new Patreon page that are filled with a variety of bonus content!  Check it out fo...

JJS#78 - A Bag of Doves

27 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

There are many big questions asked in this episode. Can you spit game with untied shoes? What will it take for Josh to not eat poison pizza? Do kings ...

JJS#77 - Zoinked

20 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Josh and Logan are dipping into the mailbag for an episode of twists, turns, and pointless bickering! They get emails about a cat that loves them, sli...

JJS#76 - Ferrari69uknowit

13 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

As previously mentioned on the show, Josh has an affinity for VR gaming. This week, he spends a good portion of the episode telling Logan about a spec...

JJS#75 - You Smell Cloudy

06 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Josh and Logan are welcoming you to the new year with a splash of hot dog water to the face! At least that's how someone Josh met started their time i...

Best of 2021 - Part 2

01 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Josh and Logan help you ring in the new year with the Top 5 episodes of 2021, selected by the listeners! What better way to cure your New Year's Eve h...

Best of 2021 - Part 1

30 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The votes are in and you the listener have selected your Top 10 favorite episodes of 2021! In this episode, Josh and Logan are going to walk you throu...

JJS Christmas Gift to Y'all!

25 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

You've all been very good this year, so Josh and Logan decided to do something special and give you a little holiday bonus episode! And why not talk a...

JJS#74 - A Christmas Birdening

23 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this holiday themed episode, Josh and Logan talk about mishaps with mall Santas and other festive craziness. But first, they have to ask...did that...

The Best of 2021 Submissions!

19 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Help Josh and Logan select the best moments from the show in 2021 by submitting your vote via the link below! https://forms.gle/jti45Ey6mDJ3HQUM6 Subm...

JJS#73 - Bathroom Turbulence

16 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Josh and Logan are fresh from their trip to Arlington, VA and have some stories to tell! There's an Uber ride that made them both so sick they needed ...

JJS#72 - Black Friday Madness

09 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Thanksgiving may have been a couple weeks ago, but Black Friday insanity is timeless! Josh has some stories about Black Friday brawls and free-for-all...

JJS#71 - Mary John Blige

02 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Josh and Logan spend the episode reading listener emails and it goes off the rails! They read about some crazy break up situations, decide what it mea...

JJS#70 - Nana's Hot Grapes

25 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Thanksgiving! Josh and Logan have quite the spread of specialty dishes laid out: they got shotgun turkey, corn teeth, hot grapes, and nine cours...

JJS#69 - Fall is Here aka Grate Expectations

18 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Fall is here and that means that Josh and Logan are talking about...well...people falling. It's a common theme here on the show but this time they are...

JJS#68 - You Should've Left That at Prison

11 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Josh tells Logan about a summer he spent picking pecans with a man that was fresh out of prison and let everyone know it! (Also, the story of how he e...

JJS#67 - I'm Glad That's Not Me

04 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Sometimes you see people make such buckwild choices that you just think "well, I'm glad I'm not like that." This week, Josh tells stories about guys t...

JJS#66 - It's a Halloween Dropkick, Charlie Brown!

28 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

As All Hallow's Eve approaches, Josh and Logan are regaling each other with spooooky tales about awkward ghost tours, favorite childhood costumes, and...

JJS#65 - Tiny Spicy Sauce

21 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Josh is stressed from a gig and Logan has a migraine so they decide to just have a free-wheeling chat about work, friendships, and daring sauce heists...

JJS#64 - Joshy's Missed Friendships

14 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The conceit of this episode is a little strange because it's about people that Josh could've been friends with but also didn't really want to be. You'...

JJS#63 - The Majesty of Flight

07 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What starts as an episode about something entirely different, turns into a feature-length recounting of a flight Josh was on recently. And it's Logan'...

JJS#62 - The Chick in "Soul for the Soup"

30 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Josh and Logan are talking about silly ways one can hurt oneself (not necessarily a new topic for this show, but there's new stories). Ther...

JJS#61 - One-Star Stays

23 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Josh is back in a hotel this week so he's decided to read Logan some one-star hotel reviews that all contain some strange twists! There's mysterious m...

JJS#60 - Sufficiently Whelmed

16 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Buckle up for a wild ride with Josh, Logan, and some new friends! This episode is the recording of the live, virtual show recorded on September 1st, s...

JJS#59 - Logan Kicks the Feet Out

09 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Josh is having trouble stringing a theme together and Logan is fully embracing his role as villain of the podcast, in this delightfully punchy episode...