Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
iHeart Podcasts. Hear more Kiss Podcast playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app. There's a brand new British stand series called The Iris Affair. Oh, I know this show. It's a good show. Yeah, it looks good. Louisa, you've been watching it as well. You and I are into this. Yeah, I've been watching it. I love it so much. I'm hooked.
Chapter 2: What new show are Kyle and Jackie discussing?
It's sort of like... The Irish chick, the main chick, she's like an intelligence analyst or code breaker. Yeah. One of those spy types. Yeah. And this thing goes all over. She meets some rich tech guy and then, you know, it's one of those sleuthy type of things that you never know what's going on.
He's building like this new AI kind of thing and she thinks it's for good to like cure cancer and all of that. That's what we all thought. What she realises is that it's actually being used for bad, like creating weapons and that this thing will develop its own brain and destroy humanity. That's the big fear that we all have. So she steals it and runs and she's on the run, you know, pretty much.
And it's shot all over the world. It's a great shot. And Jackie loves anything that comes out of Britain. I do because they actually are always very good with their shows. They're never cheesy or naff or bad acting. You don't have to pretend to like everything that comes out of Britain anymore. You're released from the shackle. Yeah, I know. I'm not married to a Brit anymore.
You don't have to do the lies anymore. One good thing that came out of that marriage was that I was introduced to British TV. And your daughter. I'm sorry, my daughter. And your daughter. No, she said the best thing. I'm sick and tired of everyone thinking the kids have to be the best thing in everyone's life. These kids can be assholes. Okay, guys, it's time for the diary.
Pete's been working on it. We'll do the best bits on and off the air for the week. Let's have a listen to how crap or great this show was this week. Roll the tape. It's been a big week on the Kyle and Jackie O Show. Let's go! Kyle's in full dad mode these days, but as much as he loves Otto, he isn't afraid to drop some truth bombs. My child's been singing at home, Jackie. It's only a new thing.
Mm-hm. I'm just checking on his baby monitor. He's waking up at home now. Does anyone want to eavesdrop in on him singing? Yeah. Listen... Up above. You know that up above? Oh, yeah. It was an idler to be a no from me. Oh, yeah. Unfortunately. Look at you, tuning in to the kids' monitor and playing it on air. What happened to you? We've all been a bit worried about Jackie this week.
She's been a bit off with the fairies. Oh, is that a bird? What? Outside? Outside? Yeah. I thought I saw a bird. Are you high? Did Peter give you the right gummies? Were they melatonin or weed gummies? They were melatonin. I think mum is on holidays with her brain. Now, you failed my bird test. I was doing a test there, and you dismissed me, and that's a test.
So if your partner... Of course it is. Of course it's a failed test. If you say, oh, there's a bird... and your partner just dismisses it, then he doesn't care that much about you. All right, so I haven't failed. And if he's like, oh, what bird, darling, is interested to know what you've just been, you know... No-one's doing that, are they?
You need to stop reading Reader's Digest and you need to stop reading it now. And she also dedicated a full five minutes to talking about an octopus playing the piano. Over in Sweden, when you go to like the meats deli section, there is a section where there's a fish tank and you can pick your seafood that's live.
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Chapter 3: What humorous moment happens with Jackie and her daughter?
It felt like I finally had a regular in my bed. Before the pills or after the pills? No, this was during the pills. That makes so much more sense. Was there really a moth? It's a good question. It wasn't just a dribbly bit of chocolate chip cookie that was on the car. It could have been. It actually could have been.
But the only pills that Jackie is popping these days are the melatonin that I brought back from Vegas. Wait, wait, wait a minute. Hang on. I didn't authorise this off air. Where did this come from? Oh, hey, Mayo. Can you get... This is what Pete did to me last time he came back from overseas. On air, he said, oh, I got you some melatonin.
And then when I went to take it, he goes, oh, no, no, that was just for on air. I'm keeping it. Oh, yeah. So can you do it to him again and see what he does? Because he did the melatonin bottle, but he didn't give it to me.
Chapter 4: What insights does Kyle share about parenting?
Oh, wait, get... So go and tell him, oh, could I grab Jackie's melatonin? And apparently Jackie sent Mayo in as a little double agent. Wait, Pete, Jackie actually wants the melatonin. Oh, well, she can bite off me for sure. That's just an on-air present. I'll give it to her in a second. It's just an on-air present. So you don't actually have it? No, no, no, no. She can't want it now.
It's for sleep. So unless she wants to go to sleep during the show. Okay. We asked the Ventriloquist to call through on air this week. Mr Sherman, I've got some big, big celebrities on the phone. I want to talk to you. Good morning. Good morning, Mrs. Hello, Mr Sherman. It's Kyle and Jackie O. Good morning.
I'm a big fan call you especially in a non-sexual way I love you I love you in a totally non-sexual way Jackie I love you too so far Jackie this has turned into one of the greatest radio moments of my broadcasting career if that segment didn't lose us some listeners Jackie is making sure of it herself this is a newspaper quiz Oh, loser. Are you really doing a telegraph quiz?
It's not the telegraph, no. What is it? It's the Australian. Oh, you are a big... You're right, Zach. I'm out too. I just lost a listener from saying that. I'm out of here. I'm embarrassed. When the mics were turned off, I heard Kyle and Jackie O talking about their fancy house cleaners. I had the best cleaners, right? They were so good. And you said, Darl, my cleaner is amazing.
She does all this extra, extra stuff. So I fired my cleaners and I hired your cleaner. My cleaner? And your cleaner sat there on the lounge and hardly did anything. And I was like, are you f***ing joking? This bitch is shit. So bad. And the biggest moment of the week, oh yeah, was my fight against that f***ing head Pooper Johns.
Okay, okay, look, I didn't win in the ring, but I still got a solid punches in there, I think. Mmm. Cooper John's taking on Intern Pete. It's been a long time coming. There's a lot of rivalry. There's a lot of jealousy. Coming to the blue corner, 26 years of age, 85 kilograms, on-air nepo baby, Cooper John!
Now we go to the red corner, a sprightly 41 years of age and allegedly 73 kilograms, the serial best, Intern Pete! Oh, they're off. Pete's swinging wildly with punches I haven't seen before. But he's been cool with a jab. Cooper Jones gets back on the attack. Oh, no. Down goes intern Pete. Peter, honestly, Cooper knocked you out. It looked like a tap. How do you feel? He winded me.
I wasn't ready for the stomach. I had all the protections on everywhere else. I'll tell you what, the warm-up was actually a lot harder than the fight itself. Oh, shut up. All I do is win, win, win, no matter what. All right, thanks for editing that down like that, guys, like I look to Phil. But anyway, on that note, it's been a big week on the Kyle and Jackie O Show, signed in Tempe.
Y'all been great. Thank you so much. Kyle and Jackie O.
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