Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
iHeart Podcasts. Hear more Kiss Podcast playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app. Mmm. Kyle and Jackie O. The Kyle and Jackie O Show. Hi, everyone. Hi. Morning, morning, Brooklyn. Morning, staff. Morning. Good morning, six o'clockers. Hey, I was thinking this morning when I woke up. Yeah. How's the six o'clock key ring membership drive going? Oh, yeah. We haven't heard about that.
We've been distracted by other goings on. World wars and internal wars. Yes, yes. I felt like the Ayatollah yesterday when I left the radio station, bombarded by local media. Yeah, they were all out the front. Then there was a loon at my house when I got home. Who's, what was that? Some loon was there with all the, like, you're in crisis and I've got the answers.
We had the security at the break, anyway. Maybe he could have the answers. No, because I think the first point was to remove Brooklyn from the show. Oh, no, don't listen to that guy. Bruno handles that. And the Tongans. God, everyone needs a gang of Tongans at their house. Like, really. It just makes all the problems of the world go away.
I did see all the headlines yesterday after you spoke to those paparazzi. Like, Kyle finally speaks out. I'm like, well, no, you've been talking about it for two weeks. Hello. We've got our own broadcast facility here. Bruno mentioned that too the other day. He said that I'd broken my silence and I didn't realise I was silent. No, not silence.
Chapter 2: What challenges does Kyle mention regarding media attention?
Every day I'm bringing it up. I'm sharing what little I know with everybody. Yeah. Hey, I did get some good news though yesterday. I'll give you some internal info because no one's told me not to mention this. Yeah. Because it's a tender situation here. Yeah. With the Jackie situation, and it's sort of out of my hands, even though I lit the match. Yeah.
The fire brigade's now putting out the, you know, it's a bad analogy, but... Then what's the good news? I had to witness, because anything that's got my name on it, I have to sign off on it. So I signed off yesterday. I think it's some sort of a statement coming from Jackie's camp. And the end, I noticed, this is the only thing I really noticed, is that Jackie will be returning in the future.
So that's a good sign. That's from her camp. So the intention is to come back. Great. Which is fabulous. You and I were talking about this yesterday privately. Yeah. That's all we want. Yeah. Jackie, we love you and we want you back. I did the love letter. You do your own love letter. I saw your love letter too. Yeah.
I did it on a radio stage because it's a secret society radio forum that only radio people go on. Yeah. And I did a love letter through that. Did you actually write a letter? No, I dictated it to the guy that rang up, also unannounced. Yeah, well, that's nice. Yeah, well, I just wanted to go away. Other world news going on. Things in the Middle East aren't getting any better any time soon. No.
Trump has said that they're far in front of where they thought they would be with... what's going on in the Middle East. His plan is destroying Iran's missile capabilities, annihilation of their army and their navy, and ensuring they can never obtain a nuclear weapon. These aren't big asks.
Now, when I walked into work this morning, our security guard who works overnight wanted to have a big chat about this. What is that? And I was obviously trying to get into work, but I was like... giving him my full attention. Yeah, yeah. And I was battling to follow everything. But he was saying... He was on a tirade, wasn't he? Not a tirade. He's lovely. What was he saying?
He was saying that the Ayatollah, you know, a lot of people saw that man as their version of the Pope, you know. And so it's a big... Big change, big ask for these people to suddenly let that go. Well, the 94 million people dancing and rejoicing of the death of this bloke in Iran, the people that have been under his control.
That is true, but then there are others who are angry and, you know, don't like it. And our security guard's one of them. No, not at all. That fills me with such confidence. No, he's just saying that it's obviously we look at it from one perspective and there are different perspectives.
And the only perspective that needs to be looked at is regardless of whether you're the leader of any sort of religious group, you can't be wishing death on others. No religion, the true, true, unbastardised version of every religion, preaches peace and harmony.
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Chapter 3: What good news does Kyle share about Jackie?
Yeah. They do not preach death and destruction. That's a twisted version of any religion. And the Christians, we've got our own lunatics as well, running around, stopping this. There's loons on all sides. Everyone needs to be calm and in the middle. And you don't hate and wish death on someone that doesn't agree with what you agree with. That's not humanity, regardless of what religion.
That's why a lot of mosques were doing prayer services for the Ayatollah, because of the religious capabilities. Exactly, and it's like you've just got these followers who, look, for decades have been listening to this guy at the top. Yeah, of course. Of course. Got to deal with that too. Yeah, but they're not all... Not everyone thinks that.
Also, over in North Korea, no one's really paying attention to North Korea. He's very upset too, Kim Il-sung. Oh, is he? Why doesn't anyone want to fight with me? He's the biggest bully in this video. Well, yeah, but... Why doesn't anyone fight with North Korea? They're kind of just there. They're not really making any impact.
If they kick off, they don't really change the price of groceries or fuel. No one really gives a shit about that hermit nation. Yeah. It's a joke. I feel for the people of North Korea. Oh, yeah. They're suffering as well. What about those that are in Kim Jong-un's pleasure squad? It's come from North Korean defectors over the years, supposedly.
It's a group of young virgin women handpicked by top officials as the most attractive in the country. It's sort of like who wants to be a supermodel, but not on TV. And the prize is pleasuring the supreme leader. Wow. What a prize. He knows how to run a country, doesn't he? The leader's personal singers, dancers, masseuses and sex slaves.
are forced to stay in the squad until he decides to kick them out once they hit their mid-20s. Oh, God. Now, that's not a good look. No. Why isn't he cancelled? That sounds like a cancellable offence. I think he is cancelled, really. Not in his own country, he's not. Some new K-laws that have come in overnight. Donut glazing is now illegal, and I'm not talking about the Krispy Kremes.
What does that mean? Parliament has passed tough new laws banning specific types of pornography and behaviour around nudes and pornography shots. So the new law is banning semen defecated images. So if you put real images of load all over a woman's face or AI-created versions of semen dripping down anyone's face, male or female... Illegal. That's now illegal. It's known as donut glazing.
It refers to the depiction of semen, as I said, on any human, clothed or not. The law applies whether the image is real or AI generated. Whether the victim or naked or clothed person is agreeance to it or not, it's not allowed. Not allowed to do it. Would that be if you, say, print off a photo of someone, then... Do your thing on it and then send a video of that to that person. That's illegal.
I suppose that's also illegal, but you're not allowed to do a real face dump or an AI-created face dump. If you did a photo of, let's say, a female politician and superimposed some semen dripping down her face... So even like a Photoshop job. Photoshop or real stuff, all outlawed. I think that's not bad. Yeah, should we do that here? Those guys are just doing that for laughs.
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Chapter 4: What insights are shared about relationships and personal struggles?
Two Texas news anchors. Had a spat. Did you see these two? No, I haven't. But, I mean, on the news, right, they're pretending to be best friends. Like, no one ever has arguments on the news or on Sunrise. They do now. Yeah. It started off okay. One wasn't listening to the other. And then at the end, the chick's yelling at the guy, because you're boring. Roll the news anchors over on TV in Texas.
We don't have any rain in our forecast, but something that is in the not so distant future that we can forecast is a midland weather. You don't have any rain forecast in the next few days. But in the next two days, we have Midland Weather Radio. I just said a second ago we have rain in the forecast. Well, not until this weekend, right? Well, the day of the event, I have rain.
Well, I'm not talking. I'm talking like three or four days. Actually, the rain chase is coming before the event. Stop trying to correct people and just do your job. I just don't know why you don't listen to me. Anyways, take a look. Because you're by three days. Wow. She was right. He really got his knickers in a knot over whether it was going to rain or not.
Yeah, I think he was being a bit extra there. Was that necessary? I want to bring up, have you heard Mayo, who works here, obviously? Mayo's off on maternity leave. I spoke to her yesterday, saw some photos of the new baby with the original baby. They're so cute. I want to go and see her this week. Oh, I'm not making that effort. You could come with.
I'll talk on the phone, but I'm not going around. So I heard that... Where am I going to sit at her duplex? Is there any room? Oh, yeah. They upgraded, remember? They got a bigger place. I haven't been to that, though. But I've heard that... So she had the baby last week. Actually pushed out her second baby. Yeah.
And then her husband, Seb, is famously kind of always somewhere else when a baby's being born. Oh, so he wasn't there during the birth? Well, previously he went and built orphanages in Vietnam. I think he's been on cruise ships with the boys at important moments. This guy drops his seed and comes back once it's alive.
So in this latest birth, I was told yesterday that over the weekend he went off to the Bad Bunny concert. and left Mayo at home with the newborn and the other baby. How's this guy living every other guy's dream? Oh, I don't know how he gets away with it. The rest of us would have our throat cut. It's not even possible. Damien, I would never even ask Damien to do something like that.
We're a bunch of pussies, you and I. Oh, yeah. Take a leaf out of Seb's book. Well, who am I kidding? Oh, we're jealous. I get all brave here and I go home and I'd suggest that and she'd just look. I'd go, are you joking, babe? Yeah. Bad bunny cunt. I know. Did she talk to any of the producers about it? Did Mayo bitch to you guys about it? Because she's so unaware of...
Of what the situation is there. No other woman's putting up with this shit. No one spoke to me? She hasn't talked to me about the bad bunny situation. She did reiterate the squeaky shoe situation to me, though. Oh, during the birth. He had the squeaky slides on. Yeah, she didn't like that. You can't have anything, you know, pissing you off in that moment.
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Chapter 5: What near-death experience did Tina Arena share?
And Tina Arena has opened up about a near-death experience she had. She ended up in intensive care for six days, which we never knew about until now. When was this? It was in 2023, and she had to cancel a tour because of it, and it was a kidney infection. Fuck. that took a turn for the worst. And she's told the Herald Sun that it got really bad. I spent six days in ICU.
I had a really bad kidney infection and stones that turned into septicemia. Oh, my God. It annihilated me for about eight or nine months before I got up and was able to walk on a stage. So... She just kept it quiet, the poor thing. She suffered in silence. I'm glad she's okay. Yeah. Thank you, Brooklyn. Okay, Snap Predictions with celebrity psychic Georgina Walker. She's in the building.
She's all charged up, ready to take on your calls. Any question or anything that's going on, she can help shed some light on that. She's done amazing stuff for us in the past. Yeah, she predicted me getting with my husband. She did too. She predicted me moving not just from radio but into television with remarkable accuracy. I dismissed her as a kook.
I was like, this stupid old woman has no idea. She had to prove herself. I had no idea that I was going to do TV and she was like, oh, no, no, no.
Chapter 6: What insights does Georgina Walker provide about predictions?
I can see everyone booing and cheering behind you. And I thought, behind me? There was no TV shows where the audience was behind the people. There was none. Like, the audience was always in front of people. Like, hey, hey, it's Saturday, you know. That's right, yeah. Like, the audience would look at the presenter and she's like, no, no, they're all behind you.
They're booing and then they're cheering. And I was like, this chick be tripping. And she was right. Right again. Wow. Georgina. I tried to trip her up at every turn, but... She made a fool of me because she was bloody good. Yeah. Hence why she's still here on the payroll 30 years later. We'll call up. We'll have to buy her a bloody watch with long service leave soon. Go into Bruno's cupboard.
You pick any Casio G-Shock you want. But are the Casios plastic? Okay, go to the next section. Get the gold one. Georgina, you want to talk to her? 131065. We'll do it next. Kiss, everyone.
Chapter 7: How does Jack Doohan feel about being on the reserve bench in F1?
Speaking to the stars. I'm freaky. Georgina Walker. Yeah, jump on Georgina's website, georginawalker.com. You can book in face-to-face readings with Gigi. You can ring now for a quick Snap Prediction, 131065. Oh, I've got a little gift. Hi, Georgina. What did you bring me? I brought you a new print run of my Snap Prediction cards. Oh. These are the ones you showed Jackie a couple of weeks ago.
Yes, and I'm running a competition. If you purchase a Snap Addiction box of cards, you may have a chance of having a high tea with me with your friend. I'm running it over three months, so there's three opportunities, but you've got to have a deck of cards then. I'll talk about what you've got to do with the deck of cards. I've opened mine. Can I pull a card out? Yeah, let's hope it's a good one.
So do I. I need a good one, JJ.
Chapter 8: What are the implications of swearing according to the latest research?
Let me pull one out. Okay, I'll read it out. Oh, here we go. Stop running on fumes. What's that mean? Well, I mean, you've been rather stressed the last couple of weeks with everything that's going on, so you're probably running out of fumes. You know what? I just told Brooklyn this morning. Didn't I not tell you this, Brooklyn? I'm exhausted. Yes, he said that. So that's running on fumes.
Running on the last minute. How random. Even your random shit seems to hit right on the head. Thank you. So if you want to buy one of those, how much are these things? $39.95. $39.95. And they're quite cute. They've got a lovely feel to them. It's quite a velvet finish. It does have a nice feel to it. Just like touching me is a nice feel. Oh, wow. Well, I mean, like, having a reading.
Sell yourself there, Georgie. Not physically touching. Which area would you think on your body would be the most velvety? I mean, it's just predictions. Came out wrong. Did you get a box, Brooklyn? I picked one the other day, didn't I? Yes, he did. He went on my Facebook page, yeah. God, he must have a lot of time up his sleeve, Brooklyn.
I was in there a little bit of a break time before he demanded his attention here. You ready for some snappy predictions? That's what I'm here for. Good feeling, remember? Sam is on the air. Hi, Sam. Hi. This is Georgina. Georgina, this is Sam. G'day, Sam. Hi, Gigi. Hi. Okay, I'm 37. I have three kids. I run a couple of businesses. I think I have... 18 business plans all ready to go.
I literally am exhausted, but I'm also so addicted to starting new businesses. But I feel like I'm in a bit of a rut at the moment. So I guess my question is, do you see me running an empire? I think if you run an empire, you may lose the contact with your children. Not that you'll lose your children, but, you know, your children is family.
And what I'm worried about is you're living on adrenaline, similar to what Kyle was just saying, running on fumes, and you're running on fumes at the moment. And I think your intuition is saying, yes, you could have an empire, but what are you going to lose when you have the empire? Yeah, but sometimes you've got to make hard choices. What's important?
You'd be probably better franchising the situation and letting somebody control the franchising so you can earn the money situation, but not necessarily involved. I believe you could even be a danger deficit because the message is, what's next, what's next, what's next? But I would almost say pull the reins in.
Look at the, you've got a gift and the gift is your family and you've done well with your businesses at the moment, but building an empire, there comes a cost. And although I do believe you can do it, but I keep hearing franchise. So maybe that's a better way to go. Hey, that's big money in franchises. If you can get a little something going on with others doing it for you, that's cool.
But there's a warning. Watch the warning. Okay, that's awesome. Good luck. She seems... Really? If you've got 18 business plans up your sleeve, I mean, it's almost guaranteed something will work out one day. She sounds pretty prepared. Yeah. Good luck to Sam. Okay, let's get Simone on. Simone, Georgina, Georgina, this is Simone. Hi, ladies. Hi, Gigi. How are you? I'm fantastic.
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