Chapter 1: What is the significance of the Cooper Johns vs. Intern Pete fight?
iHeart Podcasts. Hear more Kiss Podcast playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app. Let's do this. Yeah. No pay-per-view. You can watch for free on Instagram tomorrow. The biggest fight on the planet. Currently between Cooper Johns versus Intern Pete. The jealousy, the rivalry has reached a new level of disaster. It can only be sorted out with fisticuffs. That's right, Kyle.
And, you know, I think this beef is mostly intern Pete. I would agree. Cooper just doesn't care. He's too laid back to want to even get into beef. Fresh off the plane from Viva Las Vegas, intern Peter's returned. Good morning, Australia. Thanks for having me on the program. I've got presents too, by the way, very quickly. One I need to check with. We know you're not doing pills anymore.
Can you do a melatonin? Yeah, I can. Oh, great. I got you a box of that. Oh, you're amazing. Oh, I need that. That's where the slippery slope starts. I wasn't sure. I should have checked with you prior. Thanks for getting that. That's okay. I got you a face mist, which is amazing. Oh, throw it over. Yeah, there you go. Oh, dear God. You're the worst thrower.
I'm not very coordinated, to be honest, which isn't great. It's good for a boxing fight. Got that for you. Let me just spray it on. It's beautiful. Can I have a look at the... Yeah, got some bags for you as well. Sorry, the complimentary United bags that you get with you. Oh, sorry, I got all excited. Got one for you too, Brooklyn. Actually, last time... Thanks, Peter. No worries at all.
Oh, it really is just a pencil case you bought me. Yeah, it's got like a face mask. Anyway, let's get into the fight. Let's get into the fight. Okay, do you want the stats, Kyle? Yes. Here are the stats, you know, the fighter stats here. So in the blue corner, you've got Cooper Johns. Yeah. Are you going to say anything? He's got a coach.
His coach is Croat Nat's boyfriend, who's a professional boxer. Oh, my God. Cain. Didn't Cain just win some sort of title fight? Yeah, an Australasian cruiserweight belt. Wow. So how's that been going? Well, I haven't been training with him or anything. Oh, what do you mean? He's just my coach. Oh, so he's just going to coach on the day? On the day. You're that confident?
Well, I've been busy, you know what I mean? And respectfully to Pete, not that I don't respect him, but I'm not going to waste time outside of work hours to train. Yeah, right. Oh, well, in the red corner, intern Pete. His coach is Jeff Fenwick. Oh, my God. Can you believe it? Have you been training? Four-time world champion Jeff Fenwick. Yeah, I know. So excited.
So we had a FaceTime when I was in Vegas. Oh, so you're not trained either. No, not trained either. This is going to be the world's worst football match. He goes, when you land from Vegas, pop into the house. I said, I can't. I've got to go to the show. And then I'm going straight to the Aria. So we're down to the wire tomorrow morning.
But he's going to give me a little bit of a... Oh, you're going to the Aria? Going to the Aria. So someone will be going to the Aria? Yeah, I'll go there if you guys are okay with that. There'll be at least one person at the Arias tonight, guys. Absolutely. Cooper Johns, a failed footy player and a Nipo baby. And intern Pete Serialpest, an intern for 12 years.
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Chapter 2: What are the stats and backgrounds of the fighters?
Yes, good morning. The ages. Cooper, 26. Peter, 41. Really? It's a big age difference. Are you 41, bro? Oh, wow, yeah. I had my 40th the other year. Did I get invited to that? Yeah. Oh, good, though. I wouldn't expect you to come. Yeah, yeah. I don't think I would. Their record, zero fighting experience for Cooper Johns. Zero, Coop? But has made over 100 tackles in footy. Wow.
Record for Peter, zero fighting experience, has run multiple marathons. There you go. That's impressive. Hometown, Sydney for Cooper and Simpson, Victoria for Intern Pete. Simpson represent. Go the country boys. Cooper Johns, 6'1", Intern Pete, 5'7". What? Wow, you're only short, Pam. Am I? Mayo texted me yesterday and said how high. I said about 171 centimetres, I think.
So is that five foot seven? Yeah, it is. Yeah, maybe. Maybe you're the same height as me. Big boy, six foot one. Big boy, big rangy boy. Big rangy boy. So the match is happening tomorrow at 8am. Anyone can come along. Where is it, Jackie? If you are in the Shire of New South Wales, BTS Boxing Caring Bar. Woo! 8 a.m. tomorrow morning. People are already flying in.
We had a listener who is literally flying in for the flight tomorrow morning from Victoria. Well, that's weird because we've only just announced where the location is. Oh, we asked it on socials last night. So, yes. Our Thunderbirds will be there giving away free prizes. We've got Fox Sports commentator Ben Damon. He will be commentating the match. Oh, we're putting a lot into this. Yes, we are.
Are you boys ready for the weigh-in? Yeah, for sure. For sure. Now, is it better to be? Bigger or smaller with a weigh-in? You'd rather be bigger because of weight advantage. Is it ever better to be smaller in any situation? Well, Pete could have more speed. Yeah. Drugs are not allowed, guys. There will be tests at the fight. No drugs. I would do a drug test. We're doing drug tests, yeah.
Unlucky for you. What sort of innuation? I was just trying to get in his head a little bit, you know what I mean? Go and weigh in. Go and stand in front of the big screen there. Okay, first weigh-in will be Peter. Intern Pete, get on the scales. Oh, shirtless. Whatever you want to do, Peter. Down to the undies is fine. If you want to do the undies, that's fine by me. Get on the scales.
Stomach's not looking as taut as it was. No, it's not. It doesn't match the photo. Especially when you bend over. No, it's not great. Okay. What are we dealing with? 70. It's this thing. I'm going to stop wobbling here. Let's go 73 kilos. 73 kilos. What a little heffalant. Wow, that's tiny, huh? He's only 5'7". Let's get big 6'1 Cooper Johns up on the weighing scale.
This is for tomorrow's fight live at 8 on Instagram if you can't be on venue. Cooper Johns weighing in now. What are the digits, Bruzzy? 85. 85. 85. Okay. Both in that sort of homosexual way. Now, guys, if you wouldn't mind going head-to-head here for our photo opportunity. Pete, leave the gown off. Leave the gown. This is the photo, Pete.
You don't want your Sheraton robe up on the... Okay, ready? Now, really, look at it. You've got to be intimidating to each other. It's too close. Can you smell the breath on it? I smell a horrendous breath. I've been on a plane for 24 hours. I haven't had a chance to leave you. Peter, the pencil case you gave me has got toothbrush in it. Oh, thank you. Okay.
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Chapter 3: How does height and weight affect boxing matches?
Now, there's no one taking photos, so I don't know what all that sound effect is. I'm not sure. There's one guy here with an iPhone. Anyone think we're actually at the Logies there with all that? Okay, guys, stand down. Cooper kissed him. What a move. What a move. Dead tomorrow. A huge announcement that's just been confirmed.
Lisa from the mountains will sing the national anthem prior to the fight. Where's Lisa? Get her on the phone immediately. Lisa, you're going to sing the National Anthem. This is epic. Are we going to transport you from the mountains down to the live venue? Is that right? Or will you be singing from the mountains? From the mountains. Oh, so you're not coming down.
Well, can I hear a little tiny sample of how that might sound? Have we got an instrumental thing? Have we got any instruments going? No, just sing it now, just as a sample. Australians all, let us rejoice, for we are young and free. How's that? Yeah, that's all we get. We don't want to blow it all today. Yeah, I've forgotten it. We want to hook them in for tomorrow. And they're fighting.
They're fighting. Yeah, they're going to fight. They're doing some OG man shit, Lisa. This is to appeal to the older listener, where ladies used to love when their man would punch on in the beer garden to fight for their love. It doesn't happen in this day and age anymore. You don't see that. Lisa, we'll see you, well, we won't see you tomorrow, but we'll hear your beautiful voice.
I think you are time. Eight. Eight a.m. Eight. Okay, I'll be up with bells on. Okay, great. And clothes, hopefully, some sort of clothes on. Well, yes, of course. Would you be willing to also go on Instagram Live for the live singing? I don't know how to do Instagram. I haven't got Instagram on my phone. Me neither. I can't help you either. Okay, we'll forget that.
Harmonica Boy also wants to sing. Who? Harmonica Boy wants to play the harmonica while Lisa from the mountains is singing. Let's get Harmonica Boy on. You've gone all out. Are you there, Aaron? Harmonica Boy, good morning, buddy. Good morning, my friend.
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Chapter 4: What are the rules regarding drug testing for the fight?
Good morning, my blind friend. So, Aaron, you'll be playing Advanced Australia Fair while Lisa sings it. Can we try it out quickly now? Have you got your harmonica now? Yeah. Yes, I do. Okay. Let's go. And, Lisa, you just jump in whenever, and here's our first rehearsal. Go. Three. Hang on, hang on, hang on. Hang on. Oh, sorry. I can hear **** in the background.
Is that at your end, Aaron, or is that at your end, Lisa? No, I've got the radio on. Oh, okay. Right. Oh, that's us then.
Chapter 5: What is the weigh-in process like for boxers?
Well, that's us. They are living in Australia. I just turned off the television. Well, thanks for your support, Lisa. Okay. Aaron, when you're ready. One and a two and a... Australian. Hang on. Hang on. Hold on. What's happened to harmonica? Exactly. Harmonica voice. He might have dropped it. He's probably foraging around for it. Are you there, harmonica voice? Okay, go. Go, Aaron, go.
Hey, guys, as shit as this is, it's still better than watching the Arias live tonight. Keep singing, guys. Keep singing. Okay, we've got to work that off-Broadway in the background, guys. That's not stage ready. You guys have got 24 hours. We'll get one of your buses to meet the other buses somewhere along the road, and we'll put you two together to practice. What? What?
I've got a message for you from your little aunt. You've got a message from me. What? I have a message for you as well. Bro, you're talking into the wrong end of the phone. Turn it around. I can't see. Are you there? Yeah, I'm there. Okay, what's the message? Your son did very well at that scene. I heard the video on YouTube. I'm sorry.
Chapter 6: What were the weight results for Intern Pete and Cooper Johns?
The government's trying to stop you getting messages across, Aaron. Are you saying you heard my son singing yesterday and you thought it was lovely? Yes. Okay. That is correct. Well, you know, that means nothing to me because you're not a talent show judge like I am. If I said it was good, that carries weight. When you say it, it means nothing. Well, thank you, Harmonica Boy. Thanks, Lisa.
We'll chat to you tomorrow, okay? Okay, guys. Okay, darlings. Have a great day. You too. Now, Lisa, don't you get on the glass, Barbie, and forget that you're required tomorrow. The glass Barbie. What's a glass Barbie? Don't go bullshitting the bullshitter, mate. You know what it is. Y'all been great. Thank you so much. Kyle and Jackie O.