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The Last Show with David Cooper

FULL EPISODE: Crocs on a Plane - March 9, 2026

10 Mar 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

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unfiltered discussions unexpected guests no topic is off limits from sex and relationships to the human condition personal anxieties and so much more the only talk show of its kind in the world world this is the last show with david cooper

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Chapter 2: What sparked the Crocs and pajamas debate at Tampa International Airport?

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Hi and welcome. It's the first last show of the week. Hope you had a nice weekend. You'll learn a bunch of things on tonight's show. We'll cover a lot of topics. Here are just some of them. The 2026 Oscars are this weekend. And in 10 minutes time, we'll dig into the biggest snubs, surprise contenders, and the movies everyone suddenly pretends they've already seen in advance of the Academy Awards.

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Then after that, trying to pick a dating app these days feels a bit like choosing a theme park ride.

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Chapter 3: What are the biggest surprises and snubs at the 2026 Academy Awards?

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Thrilling, unpredictable, and possibly unsafe. Halfway through the hour, we'll chat about which apps people are swiping on and the not always obvious safety and privacy trade-offs of modern dating. All right, that is a tiny fraction of what we'll cover on the night show. There will be more, you will learn more, but for now, let's dive in.

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be part of the last show with david cooper call us and join the conversation 1-888-505-6644 and in the news you need to know about we're not talking about the raising price of oil futures or the war instead we're talking about an announcement made by tampa international airport here with caitlin green spoiler it involves pajamas and sweatpants caitlin welcome to the show

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I feel like more often than not, the introduction for my segment is like, hey, we could talk about these important things in world news, but here's Caitlin. Yeah. Well, that's why you're here. Caitlin's a media personality. She co-hosts the Jan Arden podcast.

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Chapter 4: How can a new safety map improve dating app experiences?

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Boom. Introduction done. I believe what Tampa International Airport announced is a prank, but it leads to a conversation that is an important one. They made the announcement saying, we've seen enough. We've had enough. It's time to ban pajamas or pajamas at the airport in the middle of the day. And they also said Crocs from before. Yes. Agree. Yeah.

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Chapter 5: What should you consider when switching chatbot platforms?

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What is with the level of decorum on a plane since the pandemic happened? Something shifted in our collective consciousness that people just treat flying like I was on a plane the other day. A guy was just walking around barefoot around the plane. I'm like, what are you nuts? First of all, that carpet is going to give you a fungus. Second of all, disgusting.

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Yeah, people are like... They have a weird response to flying that I do think needs to be intensely studied by a team of behavioral scientists in Switzerland or something. Because everyone is their worst at an airport. And we know that this is going to be a stressful experience.

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Chapter 6: How do food labels like 'natural' and 'healthy' mislead consumers?

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Flights are canceled. So I feel like the stress response is typically that everyone is going to show up in pajamas, potentially barefoot, maybe clip their nails while they're waiting, get too drunk, have a crash out on the airplane, have like... Homeland Security pick them up when they land.

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The behavior that I see and hear about on planes is just absolutely beyond anything you would do in real life. Like nobody would behave this way in real life. It used to be like once a year, the internet would grace us with an amazing video of someone too drunk on a plane being removed, you know, screaming at everyone. Hopefully no one's hurt in the video.

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Now it seems like every week there's a new one. But the clothing thing, like I get it if you're flying internationally and the lights are off and it's time for everybody to be sleeping, it's okay to take off your shoes, I guess, if you keep your feet right next to your shoes. And if you get up, you put the shoes back on.

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Chapter 7: What psychological factors influence online infidelity?

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I won't do it, but that level of shoes-offery I can handle. I think it's gross. I'm keeping my shoes on the whole flight. That's just me. But the Crocs, I mean, come on. People used to wear suits to get on planes like in the 60s and stuff. Yeah, and it's almost like we've overcorrected to just a place of everyone almost wearing like nothing.

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It's just, it's crazy because, so this was what they posted. And again, Tampa International Airport, whoever is doing their social media points to you because they do these hilarious posts on social media. Some people buy it.

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Chapter 8: How can being a good neighbor impact your community?

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Some people correctly identify these things as pranks. Either way, it gets everybody talking. And so they said that after successfully banning Crocs and giving everyone the amazing opportunity to experience the world's first Croc-free airport, which I love. It's time to take on an even larger crisis, which is pajamas.

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And the thing with pajamas too, it's one thing if I don't know what you're wearing as pajamas, which is to say, if it's like a chic, all black matching set, if it's just sort of like a flowier pant, you know, that's important. If we're talking wide leg flannel pajamas that you've had for two years, so they're pilling.

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And you're wearing them in some cases, I think, with like not too supportive undergarments. Let's just say that. Let's just say underwhelmingly supportive undergarments. And you're just walking around the airport with that on and Crocs waiting to go on like a Sunwing flight to the Dominican. Just call it off. End it all. Straight to jail. Straight to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

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At the very least, they should have a therapist's office in the airport that you can send people to when they get too drunk and crash out or when they start wearing their depressed on the couch clothes in public. It's time to go see the therapist at the airport and talk about what you're going through before you get on a flight and victimize everyone else on that plane.

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I know you're not a Swiss psychologist. Why you chose Switzerland as the country to research this stuff, I'll never know. But what would you do? Would you say there should be a dress code for airplanes? I mean, to me, that's really like over restricting. But public shame, like what is the fix here? How do we fix this dilemma?

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So the next time I'm on a plane, there isn't a barefoot guy pacing up and down the aisle. I think it's going to take some grassroots organization a la Mothers Against Drunk Driving, probably the most effective campaign to like reduce drunk driving more so than any form of punishment, like legal punishment ever did. So I think, yes, public shaming has to come into play. We're seeing a bit of it.

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You know, people will take photos and videos of people who are looking gross and acting gross and then post them on social and then everyone kind of piles on in the comments. So there's like a bit of it happening. But I do think, yeah, the official...

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social accounts for airports need to start engaging in this and calling out the bad travelers because it's just it's enough's enough and on the on the podcast on the jan arden podcast we're actually conceptualizing a weekly segment because as you pointed out earlier there is enough content of people behaving badly on planes to provide you with content for a weekly segment we want to do a segment that says i would rather sit next to a crying baby than a drunk adult and

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Because so many people like everyone maligns a little baby for crying because their eustachian tubes hurt when the pressure changes in an airplane. Meanwhile, you've got some guy peeing in the aisle because he's drunk and yelling at a flight attendant, which isn't a thing that's actually happened.

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