Chapter 1: What is the voting process for deciding who stays on the podcast?
yeah so i don't know what's everybody's opinions on this do a vote we're gonna make a poll okay we'll put it on our for our members so our members can vote if more members vote for you you stay and if more members vote for you you stay what the okay shake shake on it what's happening what is that that was so odd okay i guess that counts I'm going to have to vote for Kato. To leave or stay?
To stay. Barbara, who are you voting for? For Kato to leave. Obviously, I'm voting for Kate to stay. I would vote for Kate. All right. Well, I will say it was a landslide. Really? No, Kato, we're going to have to develop a plan. All right. We're back again. Hello. Bonjour. Back again with another episode. I'm sorry, do you not like that? Okay.
Chapter 2: Who are the main contenders in the podcast vote?
Why is there a hole in the wall? What do you mean? Oh, there's another hole in the wall. Wait, what? What'd you do? What did you do? Look, there's a second hole in the wall now. There's a pipe right there. Whoever did that almost hit a pipe. Wait, who did that? I think that hole's been there. No, that hole has not been there. That hole was there last night.
They were right next to a pipe, whoever did that. You want to put a hole in the wall, Kato? I'm so down. Okay, put a hole in the wall. Don't do it on the pipe. Watch your hand. Be careful.
Chapter 3: What humorous incidents occur during the discussion of the holes in the wall?
There's a stud right there. Yeah, look where the studs are. I'd go right in between the other holes. That's where the pipe is. You don't want to do it there. Yeah, right there is good. You got to punch it hard. No, you're going to have to. Something's going to fall. Something's going to fall. Now you got to just be a man. Oh. Oh. Why is there not a hole in the wall? He did.
He cracked it right through. No, he did. Oh, man. Why is there no hole? Is your hand okay? I think that's a little cut. Oh, no. When Nadal comes, we'll have him punch it and see who punches harder. Oh, okay. Oh, I think the TV almost dropped. Did that hurt your hand? Why is he hanging the picture sideways? There's drywall flakes everywhere now. Needles coming on?
And he's gonna punch the same hole? Yeah. Oh, it's fine. You can just leave it there. Yeah, you really don't have to be doing a lot. What's happening? You know what? Just sit down. No, not there. No, you're a bit too destructive for us. Whoa. Hey, he told me to do it, not me.
Chapter 4: How does the group handle the topic of personal space?
Who? Did you tear the wall? Yeah, he did. He kind of ripped it, but that's okay. Imagine your hand like broke. No, I won't. Do you think you can hang from that thing up there? You see that thing in the ceiling? Yeah. You think you can hang from that? Yeah. Let's not do that. We're not hanging Kato. Yeah, we're not hanging him. Imagine. Yeah, the TV's not plugged in yet.
Hey, guys, we have a new accessory. Yeah, Kato's just hanging from the ceiling. Well, makes me want it more. That's about enough of Kato for me. What the? Yeah, same. No, there was comments on the last pod saying that there ain't room for both of y'all. Yeah. Oh, dang. What? I was just kidding. One of you was taking up too much of the camera room. I was just kidding.
I don't know what that means, but... We're literally the same space. You would think. I don't have the same space. That's what people would think. I need my space. Yeah, Harper. I mean, she's like hovering. She's doing a wall sit practically. Literally, there's like four or five inches right here. I know. I like my space, okay? Yeah, Harper's doing like a wall sit the entire episode.
Wait, Lucky, what if I just like. Yeah, what, left? I just came back here. Okay. They're not. That would be really uncomfortable. Hey, guys. That would probably be really uncomfortable for the whole episode. Also creepy. Also weird. Yeah, so I don't know. What's everybody's opinions on this? Should... Do a vote. That would be so much fun. Should we all six stay or should someone... Six, seven.
Should... Or should Kato leave? Technically, Kato was here before Kate. That is true. Oh, shut up. That is true. You joined the pod with Kato here. Yeah, you did, low key. And you did leave. Why is everyone being mean to me? No, no, no. I'm not saying leave. I'm not saying leave. No, everyone's being mean to me.
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Chapter 5: What are the reactions to the idea of a poll for podcast members?
No, no one's being mean to you. What are you going to do? Quit again? Probably. She quits for like two days. And she's like, okay, I want to join the pod again. Sorry, you can't do that. You only got one chance. If Kato does stay and you stay, I feel like we need to get a better seating situation. Probably. We can't keep you off. Yeah, we need a big chair.
And I need a chair that I can't push back. Yeah. Oh, while you were gone, he almost broke our pink chair. Oh, it's already kind of holding on by threads. I know. What is the rip in the middle? Kate, what's your opinion on that? That's our great divide. What? Cash took a chainsaw to it. Yeah. A real chainsaw? Yeah. Chair's tough, too. While we were sitting on it. Couldn't get it in half.
Now we're talking, baby! What's your opinion on that, Kate?
Chapter 6: How do the hosts feel about the potential outcomes of the voting?
What's my opinion on what? You and Kato both... Cash, did you eat peanut butter? No, I didn't. Why are you changing the topic? Wait, what happened? Every time he talks, he... I literally was facing this direction. So unless my breath is so powerful that it bounced off of Kate and reflected to you... Maybe. Here's a thought. Did you eat peanut butter? Never had peanut butter in my life. Really?
Never. What did she say on the plane that one time? She's eating hot Cheetos and she texts me. I'm like three rows in front of her. She texts me and she's like, Kate, I'm freaking out. And I'm like, what? She goes, Maverick smells so bad. I'm like, oh, I'm sorry. She said he smells like hot Cheetos. I've never ate hot Cheetos ever.
The fact that she was sitting next to you and didn't have the nerve to tell you either. She's just texting Kate behind your back. That I smell like hot Cheetos when you're eating. You're eating hot Cheetos. Wait, you were eating them? Yes. She's like, man, this guy smells like hot Cheetos, man. I had to throw it back to my mouth, too. No, that was such a bad point. But were you eating hot Cheetos?
Let me see the text, actually, because I'm not... No, all I need to know is were you eating Hot Cheetos? I'm not sure when it was. When was it? It was like July. What do you mean when was it? If we say July, you're going to say yeah? Hot Cheeto Puffs. No, that was so funny. I think it was the time we got stuck in Philly and we had to like board and deboard like seven times.
Oh my gosh, that was the worst part. We were on like plane like number three and Harper was crashing out. Yeah, every plane we get on, I was like, hey, I have a bomb. And they're like, all right, now we got to deboard the whole plane again. Can't do that. Yeah. We can't do that. I have a feeling people have actually done that.
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Chapter 7: What games do the hosts play involving eggs, and what are the rules?
I know. I've always wanted to say it. You can't. Don't say it. Don't do that. You'll be on a no-fly list. Yeah. I can only fly Spirit now. Why? Because I guess they don't really care. Well, their planes already are like... A little rink-a-dink. I can't find it. Oh, Spirit actually has the newest planes. Yeah, but they still suck. No, they don't. They hurt my back. You are so goofy. Controversial.
I actually like Spirit. No, I... I actually like Spirit. No, I crashed out on our latest... We fly Spirit all the time. I've never had a problem with Spirit Airlines. Because between Dallas and LA, Spirit is like the main airline that flies out like every hour. Do you like Delta or Southwest? Southwest does it like every like... 45 minutes. I don't like Southwest.
It's like a free-for-all for your seat. It's literally like, free-for-all! Southwest is the one you don't get to pick your seat. Are you sure it was... It was a different airport. In Dallas? Yeah. On our latest Spirit flight, I actually, I don't get violent, but if I were ever going to spit on a lady, I would have done it on this flight. Whoa.
Chapter 8: What is the final decision about who will stay on the podcast?
That's not Spirit Airlines. That's the lady on
the amount of time all of it all of it together no it is spirit though because i am sitting no no listen i'm sitting in a middle seat because cash so graciously took the aisle seat yes and there's a lady sitting next to me anybody came i can defend you kate no there's a lady sitting next to me and she has a toddler in her lap and like this kid was big enough to kind of have his own seat but she was on a mom no not this lady i'm getting there i would not have spit on this woman spit on the toddler no no
I sped on a toddler on an airplane once. I did, but only because he sped on me first. True story. Go ahead. Are the ladies sitting there holding this toddler? He's kind of got some long legs, and his legs are literally on me. But the kid's knocked out. The mom's kind of sleeping. I was like, okay, I'm not going to say anything. I'll just accept it. It's fine. It's not a big deal.
And so I'm, like, really uncomfortable because this kid's got his legs on me. And I'm just, like, trying to adjust and, like, move. And I was kind of moving a lot. And I, like, my legs are long. I am a tall girl. And my knees hit the back of the seat in front of me, and I didn't even realize it.
And the lady in front of me, short little Hispanic lady, she's probably, like, five feet tall, turns around and is just like, if you could go ahead and just stop kicking my seat, that would be greatly appreciated. Kate. And I was going to spit on her. I was literally like, you are going to get spat or hit right now. You're so mean. No, she was so mean.
And I was like, there's things wrong with what you said. No, she was. I was like, there's a toddler next to me whose legs are all over me. You probably wouldn't have been as gracious to let the kid's legs just sit on you like that. You horrible, mean woman. Okay, this is what I said to you.
Can I have a bowl of three scoops of peanut butter, then duck meat and a horseradish and one scoop of cat meat?
yeah i remember you role playing again no she texted me that for like her meal i'm trying to find the i don't i don't think i ever texted you that actually i think it was no you did i think it was just me finding it or me like talking to you no you texted me i don't remember hear me out it might have been in the group chat no no it wasn't you did it was on snapchat because then she said just look up cheetos that map smells bad look up cheetos in your chat
uh yeah but no the one time i'm talking about is there's this kid he's probably like three or four and he's sitting like i'm in my seat like this is my seat right he was a menace this is his seat and he's standing up turning around on the back of his seat like this i think i've said this before but then he's going Right in my face. And the first time there wasn't much spit. So I laughed at him.
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