Listener Q&A Episode 3
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What are the New Year's greetings?
Happy New Year! Happy New Year's, guys! Yeah! We have spent a whole week getting ready to get back into these wonderful questions, and I'm just kidding. It's only been five seconds in our life. How many words of Auld Lang Syne do you know? I just watched When Harry Met Sally, and they have that in the movie, and I don't remember anything. Okay, so you just heard it, and you don't remember any of the words. Yeah, nothing. Should old acquaintance be forgot? Be forgot, yeah. And never come online. Yeah, I tap out at forgot. The problem is you have to really sing that full-throated, and then it's screeching breaks when you realize you don't know the next word. I remember the lyrics when Bob Odenkirk goes into Old Lang Syne at the end of The Joke the Musical in Mr. Show better.
Okay, what are those? Prove it. He goes... He's the hated milk machine. Right. That's right. That's right.
And then one of my favorite moments in all of comedy history, it turns into, where do I go now? It's all flooding back. So good. The milk machine, where do I go now? Oh, it's so fucking good. Sorry, this is right at the top of a Q&A app. This is nonsense. But that's good. You know, it's a rewatch for us, but I think there's also other things for people to watch. Yeah. Maybe for the first time. Yeah. All right. Happy New Year, guys. Happy New Year, Seth. When we left it off a week ago or five minutes ago, depending on how you see time.
Happy New Year, souffle.
I recently watched Seth's special on HBO, and after watching it, I'm curious whose Swedish chef impression is better, Andy or Seth's. Let me start. I had some real ethical questions about whether or not I could Swedish chef based on how close we are. Did you actually, though? I did actually. You mean for comedy on comedy, like can you go into Andy's territory? Yeah. Going through my texts, Monday, October 28th, I texted Seth to say I loved his special. He said, was so worried doing Swedish chef would end our friendship. And I said, do you remember what I said? No. It deaf crossed a line, but we're in too deep now. So earlier in our friendship, it would have been a deal breaker. Yeah, we're in too deep now. There's no going back on our friendship. You can Swedish chef it.
So if this was a standup special that came out in 2007, it's a real problem. Honestly, it might have been a conversation. Like, yo, bro. Yo, bro.
You know I do Swedish Chef, bro.
Peeing on my lawn. You know that about me. I only would have wanted that conversation if you did it as the Swedish Chef. Can I smirk to you for a smirk? Can I smirk to you? Hey, no bork borks here. No bork borks. Smirk. Smirk bork. Can I smirk to you for a bork bork? And would you be doing your arms? Can we bork for a smirk bork? Hey, yeah, yeah, we can bork, but can you put down that rolling pin, bro? Also, you're covered in flour. Are you good? Can I bork? Hang on, I'm going to reorganize my whole record collection, bork.
So wait, Jorm's been desperately trying to say what he really thinks about this. Okay, okay. I don't need to say it anymore. But the reason that Andy's to me is slightly better is because I think that there's a thing that he goes a little lower. And so that puts him over the top to me. My theory is Seth intentionally didn't do his as good as he could. Ooh, that's a great theory. Way in the comments. Out of respect for his boy. Is that true, Seth? I think I didn't want to get caught trying too hard because at my best, I think it's still only half of Sandberg. Now, I also think Sandberg has an advantage because I do think... If you 23 and me, you'd get a little Muppet in there. For sure. And I have. And there is.
You got Muppet blood. A little Muppet. I'm like 13% Gonzo. Based on something Jack Antonoff said when he was on my show, Jack Antonoff, just during the interview, just started staring at Fred and talking to Fred. And the two of them were going back and forth. And Jack said, I'm sorry, when I see Fred, I have to do that because we're both basically like Muppets come to life. And he even said, I have it a little bit with Sandberg, too.
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