The Male Gayz Podcast
Episodes
Twink Mentality
13 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This podcast has the most SHOCKING end to a Male Gayz podcast yet. We celebrate public pools, and discuss the most ...
This Is Now A Food Podcast
31 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The boys attended a pro-trans protest, and someone there told them they simply had to podcast this week so here we are. Chris had a culture shock in M...
I Could Draw Post Malone
16 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We would like to thank the Academy and everyone who got us together in the same room to record this episode of the Male Gayz. It was a team effort but...
Well, Well, Wells
26 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
These gayz are approaching (slash have hit) their mid-30s and the stakes have never been higher. A whole lot of revisiting is going on including The S...
It's Ready When It's Ready
16 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We have brand new artwork from the fabulous Electra Sinclair (@electrasinclair) and a hot new series about p0rn which you can watch, in its entirety h...
Sit By Your Modem
14 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Chris' gorgeous wedding made everyone cry but the headline news truly is that Eli has got The Frame in his living room. Rita Ora is Queen of the Week ...
Intrusive Thoughts
15 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Chris has manscaped his flat and feels like a brand new man. Eli wants to bring the iPod shuffle that clips onto headphones so he can kick back, relax...
The Male Gayz Reunited: A Glorious Return
08 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
All it took was 6 months, a reality tv dancing competition, overseas travel, two cases of Covid and a book for the boys to reunite and bring you ...
Dancing King
07 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Eli is going to be Dancing With The Stars! After a scintillating walk around Chris's AirBnb we get to all the goss from his dancing rehearsals, t...
Finally: Our Jimi Hendrix Episode
29 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Chris is coming in live from across the Tasman in mighty Melbourne, Australia where the pandemic is seemingly over(?)! Eli has a Fact of the Gay about...
Cup or Cone?
24 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Eli have had completely opposite weeks - one has bought property and the other has had an absolute car crash. We investigate the facts of th...
I Respect Pennyfarthings More Than I Respect You
12 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We got a sponsor! Not an official sponsor, they haven't agreed to it or paid us any money but they get a LOT of shout outs. Chris brings The Fact of T...
How Starfish Move
03 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We celebrate new gay weddings, review Whittaker's chocolate and deliver the most succinct and digestible Fact of the Gay of all time! Could the Q...
The Show Doesn't Necessarily Have To Go On
21 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Queen of the Week contains SPOILERS for the Tinder Swindler. We learn some gay facts about Star Trek and pitch the sequel we are all asking for: R...
Turn Off Self View
13 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Eli bravely turn off their self-view cameras on an episode which boldly features TWO cameo appearances from a lover and a sister. It's 2022 ...
A Christmas Suprise
09 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We dug deep into our stockings and found some time to record an episode, finally! We catch up on life in the traffique light system, how gay Rudolph i...
Five Years of Gayz
21 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We are throwing back to our first ever episode to celebrate five years of the Male Gayz! How have we changed since then? Are we better or worse? And w...
Big Gay Wedding Pressure
25 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
There are two kinds of people in this world - those who learned Photoshop at 15 and those who yell for their dad when the computer doesn't immediately...
Do We Have A Community?
11 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's another lockdown episode and Eli has had a nightmare about the podcast (a first?). Meanwhile, Chris is ear-raw-dogging at the gym, having anxiety...
Instabutch - Let The Games Begin!
05 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Eli are creating brand new Instagram accounts to find out who can be the most convincing straight man on the internet. You decide our w...
In My Experience of My Experience
03 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Chris is in a mood, but it's a mood that work for a pod where we have a brand new name for nieces and nephews, and Fact of the Gay about the world "gi...
Gayz At Home Again
23 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The boys have crystal clear audio thanks to their new tech, and they're ready to give you all the goss on their neighbours, what they've been eating a...
Chris' CD Collection
23 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We're nude in the sauna and Eli has taken a clean white towel to the gym - It was a mistake! Lorde is 24 and to be honest, we probably should be liste...
Float Tank
06 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We’re BACK FROM THE FLOAT TANK BBs and looking into whether the TikTok algorithm is actually helping young queer people come out easier. We also get...
Content Warning: Medical Stuff
29 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Our most intimate medical experiences are presented for your listening pleasures Plus we love Ōtepoti, school pools and GETTIN' WET!Tickets to Eli's ...
Reality Bites
14 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this progressive REALITY episode - what reality show would Chris and Eli do? Toxic questions about Survivor and the gayz finally talk about their R...
Music To My Ear / I Wanna F*** Lil Nas X
30 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's the first time the boys have seen each other in a LONG time and there's some catching up to be had. Spoiler Alert: A lot has happened. Chris and ...
Gaytravaganza! Part Two
14 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
From Bette Midler riding a vacuum to the Pokémon Mr Mime to the name Toby to Fergie's arrival to the Black Eyed Peas - we're counting down the second...
Gaytravaganza! (100th-ish Episode!)
29 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It’s official - this is roughly the 100th episode of The Male Gayz and Chris and Eli are celebrating by counting down 50 out of the Top 100 things t...
The Mystery of The Chocolate Spoon
22 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The boys attempt to solve the greatest mystery of 2020. It involves chocolate spoons. The Fact of The Gay might leave you sad for your future and The ...
Magic Earring Gayz
09 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
After an in depth-ish look at when Mattel accidentally made a very gay doll, the boys remember their favourite toys ever. Littlest pet shop anyone? H...
Guy Love
14 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Eli are doing a true crime podcast with a twist! The gayz are counting down the minutes til Auckland's Level 2.5 and as now, avoiding the gy...
Welly-why-wouldn’t-ya
31 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The boys have done piping hot energy to serve after two weeks cooped up at home and a parking ticket NIGHTMARE. Chris is being told to social distance...
Ellen's Over Party
12 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Take these gays' advice - Go right for Motat and down the Hanmer Springs tunnel to find a boyfriend. Eli now works in the news and has the Merv scoop ...
ANNOUNCEMENT (No actual announcements)
27 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are sleepy but that's not going to stop them from coming up with a new catch phrase, launching a new food product and analysing Taylor's new ...
Valerie
20 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Eli and Chris are popping in for a quick ep to update you that they are now party boiz. They now know a few of the states of Australia and Eli is THE ...
She Who Shall Not Be Named
11 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
US-based Emergency Release Fund: https://emergencyreleasefund.com/NZ-based Rainbow Youth: https://www.ry.org.nz/donateChris and Eli are becoming a rad...
The Noise
21 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Our gayz are back in the studio and the energy is zinging. In an episode that is 80% about spooky noises only Chris and Eli can hear, we also learn ab...
Bad Hair Day
10 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Surprise surprise Chris is talking about the tony awards. Eli watched every movie “the other day” and we pledge to both become the first openly ga...
Life’s a Witch
10 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Eli finally found time amidst their flat out lockdown schedule to pod, and they have both made the very unique choice to fill the time by wa...
Cash Trapped
04 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The gayz talk game shows, fantails and if time even exists in this lockdown. We share what we can tentatively call "facts" about the Statue of Liberty...
Queerentine
30 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Chris is on a felting journey, Eli doesn’t know would to do with his ear and the gays are just as bad with technology as you thought! (This recordin...
Perk
25 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
PLEASE NOTE: This was recorded some time ago and does not reflect current events of... You know, the pandemic we're in.The boys are back, ones off caf...
The Child Bachelor (Live in Christchurch)
16 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Chris is back home at his parents’ house and reverting back to his teenage self in record time. Eli’s bringing a sassy Fact of The Gay about Queer...
Valentines Gay (Live in Auckland)
23 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded live in Auckland during pride, with a packed audience a lovely buzz on the microphones - it's The Male Gayz.In this live episode, Chris and E...
Entertainment Tonight
04 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Eli have both watched the Superbowl Halftime Performance because they wanted to do it for each other. Pride Festival is infull swing in our ...
Barefoot Bandits (please don't sue us)
19 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The shoes are off in this steamy episode about Chris’ naughty dream, group sex and gay Olympians. The Queen of The Week is a SAG Award-worthy teenag...
Mistoffelees Is Gay
06 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to 2020 and Golden Globes season, bbz! Cats is out and it’s just as incredible as the trailer promised; So incredible that Dame Judi Dench i...
The Smell of A Dog
05 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's a spooky episode from the past/we uploaded it late! In this timeline it's still Black Friday, Pokemon's hot and Chris has glioma! Could you be a ...
F The Monarchy But Not The Queens
21 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Support Eli's moLove to our trans fam! Israel Folau is back in the news but should we talk about him? Why is Christchurch’s only gay bar anti-trans?...
Sheryl Crow's Chapel
06 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Call him Chrisderella cause on of these Gayz has found the right shoe. Renee Zellweger has become Judy Garland and Mr and Mrs Parker are into it. Choo...
The Night Is Young! (and on fire)
24 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The city (Auckland) is on fire and Eli is gutted his photos of it didn’t pick up online! In this episode we got Lady gaga ice baths a Fact of The Ga...
Are you a Witch or Clown?
14 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Eli is back from HaNMer Springs with a little suntan and some tea on Matty The Weatherman's emotions on getting cut from Celebrity Treasure Island. Ch...
I've Only Read The Headline
04 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Eli are chatting Fudge Culture, lightly dragging Out.com and Tik Tok, and recounting a child's birthday party gone HORRIBLY wrong. Plus, Pho...
Mall Sh1ts
23 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The gayz are back and haven't seen each other in ages! Time to catch up on gastro woes, share trading and vapes. We're banning masc energy in the bedr...
We Love Christchurch
29 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Baking is BS and cooking is cool! Most of the is episode is just two Christchurch boys showing love for the garden city – its ice skating rink and d...
Naomi Cancelled
21 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Tickets to Chris and Eli's upcoming live shows are here.Chris and Eli are trying to figure out exactly WHAT Sports Illustrated is, in possibly the gay...
Old Town Code
12 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Eli is late, apologetic and caught in the headlights of Chris’ revelations of unprofessional podcast behaviour AND unsafe sex from yesterday. Tim’...
Everyone In History Is a Jerk
26 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Please note: This episode is being released over a week after it was record.In this episode, we’ve got internet addiction, pimple popping videos and...
In My Gay Opinion
17 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Eli needs to remember his swipe card and start believing in himself to identify as a solid bowl guy. Today's episode mood is a combo of: spicy, fine a...
Little Richard
07 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Porn is the foundation of our society and Chernobyl rules (the show, NOT the event) but stay off your phone! In this Male Gayz, we get into the confus...
Beautiful Gowns
31 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The gayz are back one of them is becoming a vegetarian - Maybe! Comedy fest has almost wiped the guys out but there’s a lot of ground to cover now. ...
Big Chips (w/ Rhys Nicholson)
17 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Eli are live in Melbourne with special guest Rhys Nicholson! They’re on the vinos and talking rainbow babies (it’s not what you think), ...
Food On A Journey (w/ Alex Ward)
06 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Eli are in Melbourne and they found a hilarious lesbian to join them on the poddy – comedian Alex Ward! The trio cover buffets, sushi and ...
Brat
27 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Eli has lost his mind and can't do math and Chris turns the clock back to when he first came out and that time he was doing synthetic cannabis? Turns ...
Driving With Hope on Your Side
16 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Eli goes to his first gay wedding and finds out turning 30 means passing the point of no return. The Fact of The Gay centres around Richard O'Brien (R...
How Do You Do That?
07 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Catch Chris’ unique story of two dudes hooking up on Tinder, Eli’s trials and tribulations of deciding between story and a post and the joys of a ...
Knitting in Parliament
28 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a non-live episode and there was a lovely dog! Eli recalls the centre of all his childhood trauma but REFUSES to stay in his lane. The boys exp...
Fan Fiction (LIVE!)
21 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Eli are in front of a live sold out crowd to discuss Dolly Parton appreciation, group chats, targeted advertising and truly THE MOST incredi...
Dirty Little Nerds (LIVE!)
14 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Eli are LIVE from Auckland’s Basement Theatre in front of a sold-out audience. They talk celebrity gaybaiting, coming out as far more than...
Fan/s
07 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It is too hot to be gay podcasting but here are the boys anyway! Today we’re talking male cheerleaders, a journey of discovery through teenage porn-...
"I Suck The Lord's Dick"
30 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Eli are now are a Pentatonix tribute group. Join them as they discuss the Grey's Anatomy musical episode, Eli's regrettable internet ha...
Wedding Rompers
23 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Eli explore whether humans shitting in the park, the difficulty of being a R&B/pop music station in the age of R Kelly and Chris Brown a...
It's A Coffee, B*tch!
16 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to 2019, or maybe 2009 if you ask Chris. Either way it’s out with the old (Lady Gaga and her dead horse) and in with the new (Glenn Close’...
Call The Midwife
29 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It’s almost New Years and time to revisit Chris' acidic Appletiser vom that’s powerful enough to strips paint. Your fav gayz ask: Was this the boy...
Gay Elves
19 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Eli are here to try and find some Christmas/Hanukkah joy at the flicks but WHERE ARE THE QUEER XMAS MOVIES? We get treated to a very good Sa...
Crochet Underwear
05 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The boys left for a few weeks and all hell has broken loose in NZ's queer community. The police force were asked to attend the pride parade not in uni...
Thrupple, Thrupple Boil and Trouble
06 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This week the boys chat about the US midterms, decide if they can manage their own insecurities to be in the Thrupple and Chris talks about Barbara St...
A Star Is Born: Part Three (The Gaga Chronicles)
30 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
SPOILER ALERT!Alice Snedden again joins Chris and Eli for the conclusion to this Male Gayz special mini series to review the 2018 version of A Star Is...
A Star Is Born: Part Two (The Barbara Chronicles)
23 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's part two of the special The Male Gayz mini event as they are joined by Alice Snedden (of Boners of The Heart) to watch all the versions of A Star...
Men In The Shower
19 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We're back and missed you heaps! Time to catch up on Troye Sivan's career, The Beatles wacking off together, NYC gay bars (*cough* which Eli went to ...
Barbie Boys
02 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In this Aqua-riffic Male Gayz ep: Kiwi talkback legend Marcus Lush is a surprising pick for Queen of The Week, Brokeback Fact of the Gay, a new summer...
Beautiful Wedding Gang Bang
24 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Chris challenges Eli to find the articulate gay porn stars, an old woman gets stuck in a fence and Britney is the queen of smell. Also, can we please ...
A Time Before Closets
02 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Male Gayz web series has launched on TVNZ OnDemand for NZers and globally on TVNZ's YouTube for everyone else! Check it out now.We're living in an...
TV ShowMos
16 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Eli are buzzing about their forthcoming series and have been watching a ton of TV to boot. Take a peak behind the curtain on what runs throu...
Male Gayz of The Heart
02 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a very special crossover event featuring the financially intertwined (and definitely not friends) hosts of Boners of The Heart AND The Male...
The Age of The Twink
25 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We have entered The Age of The Twink and it's not even limited to gay guys anymore. Chris and Eli are chatting about how they'd deal with a leaked sex...
God's Plan
12 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Eli are celebrating NZ's trans weight lifter Laurel Hubbard, calling out kiwi radio DJs and figuring out what the fabric of society is (spoi...
Cinema Enemas
30 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Your favourite gayz are back after the world's longest hiatus. Chris and Eli can't wait to chat GAY CINEMA off the back of scoring free tickets to Lov...
20 GAY Teen
04 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's a New Year special (admittedly recorded a little before the New Year, sorry!) Chris and Eli are all about self-improvement, resolutions and heari...
We Believe in Santa!
20 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This Christmas: Have the gayz been naughty or nice? Is Tonya Harding the perfect Christmas Queen? Is Sophia the Robot going to kill us all? Do these g...
You Couldn't Tell
13 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The boys return and this time it's all about when you couldn't tell: the stories that indicated we might have been straight. SPOILERS: there's not man...
We Need To Talk About Kevin (Spacey)
06 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Sponsored by BIGPIPE.CO.NZ*Note: This episode was recorded immediately after the Kevin Spacey allegations broke.The Male Gayz is a year old and what h...
Hallow-QUEENS
26 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Sponsored by Bigpipe.co.nzTime for some spooky tales from the closet for all hallow's eve! A new one-off segment Celebrity Whore Binge includes a Happ...
Hocus Penis
08 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Words matter so the gayz are talking the use of the word 'gay', 'poof' and 'poofter' and 'queer' off the back of Rainbow Youth's great new ad. Also in...
VH1 Diva of New Zealand
27 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Sponsored by BIGPIPE.CO.NZThe boys celebrate divas in all their wondrous forms. From the unstoppable force of Aretha Franklin singing over Carole King...
Boys Gone Wild
13 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Sponsored by BIGPIPE.CO.NZThe boys recount their biggest partying years including who they pashed and where they vomited! Plus an App that can tell if...
Toy Boys
29 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Sponsored by BIGPIPE.CO.NZThis week Eli an Chris blow open the toy chest to see what their favourite childhood toys say about them now as PROUD GAY ME...
Metrosexuals
23 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Sponsored by BIGPIPE.CO.NZThe verdict is in for Tom Daley's wedding and it is GUILTY AS CHARGED! Captain Planet makes an appearance to tell Australia ...
GAYmers
13 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Sponsored by BIGPIPE.CO.NZAustralia: What the f is going on with you guys? A $120m non-binding postal vote on Marriage Equality? Just use Twitter, ya ...