Chapter 1: What is farm life like for Brett Cooper?
Brett Cooper, how's life out on the farm?
It's going well. I just watched one of my escaped pigs run by the window actually before we logged on. So it's always exciting.
Are you going to go get the pig or do you have someone to be the pig wrangler? Who wrangles the pigs?
No.
I do. Alex does. But this particular pig, her name is Patsy. We have tried everything. We have repaired fences a myriad of times. We have a hot wire. We've tried different different brands of hot wire. She is seemingly immune to all of it. And so we've just stopped caring. So she's now just a neighborhood pig. And so she just runs around and at night she puts herself to sleep. So.
That's just patsy for you. Alex is convinced that now she's bacon. She needs to be bacon. But now I have like a fondness in my heart for her. But yeah, she just runs around.
Is that the plan to eat the pigs eventually, I would assume?
Yes. Yeah. Well, we already have. We've processed three already and then we bred more. So if you want any pork, we're just going to be giving it to family and friends. So I'll ship some out to you.
I would appreciate it. Well, how many animals do you have now?
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Chapter 2: How does Brett Cooper manage her escape artist pig?
Like in the animal kingdom, there's just a lot of dominance. And so chickens, like the rooster will be on top of a chicken. Ducks will be like fighting over one of these like female ducks and the geese have none of it. They are like anti all of it. They stick their heads down, they put their necks out, and they just squawk at all of them. They break up every single fight.
They stop all of the promiscuous activity, and then they're also a great predator deterrent. So that's why we have them, and they're just funny to look at.
So they're like the grumpy Puritans of the bird kingdom.
They're you. They're you. You actually might identify with an African goose.
Maybe I do. Because, you know, I do... I have been pretty upset at you for a while for being such a, as you know, for being such a bad influence on my wife and encouraging her and her delusions of being a farmer, her delusions of agriculture, as I have come to call it. And a lot of that goes to you. So I was hoping you would tell me that... The farm is a total disaster. You hate all of it.
You regret ever doing it. And then I could triumphantly show that to my wife. Unfortunately, you sound happy, which is not what I wanted to hear.
Do you still have your goats? I haven't checked in on her lately on the goats.
Yeah, we have two goats. That's it. They don't do anything. They don't do anything. They're just there. They're cute. They're not even, no, they're not. They smell, they're ugly, they look satanic. Like goats are a symbol of Satanism, okay? They have these weird slit eyes that look with the pupils and they don't do anything.
So, you know, I was out yesterday, the water is freezing where the goats are. And so I got to go out and like break, my wife has, well, can you go break up the ice in the water thing so that, so they can get to the water. It's like, okay, so I'm out there, it's cold, it's dark, it's snowing. why am I doing this? What are you, what are you doing for me? It was my question to the goats.
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Chapter 3: How does Brett Cooper feel about her recent fashion show experience?
You're now saying, oh, no, I am Chinese. And it's so ironic because we just got, you know, we spent 2020 where people were screaming about cultural appropriation and you can't have braids in your hair because then you hate Black people, whatever it is. And now on social media, through this little, like, subgenre, people are saying, I was just diagnosed as Chinese. I'm so Chinese.
I'm, like, at a Chinese moment in my life right now. And people are wearing Chinese outfits. They are posting TikToks using Chinese sounds and songs. They are doing like funny impressions where it'll be like girls and they're wearing socks and they have little like Chinese man slides and they're walking around. And it's just this whole little bubble on TikTok.
And I have one other friend that also found herself on this weird side of TikTok and nobody else knows what we're talking about, but it's huge. These videos have hundreds of thousands of likes and comments. So it's not like a super niche thing, but in the grand scheme of the internet, it is. So that's just one example of it, I guess.
Are they, do they do the eyes? Do they go all, do they go all the way to do the eyes too? Or is that, is that out of?
No, I should try that. I should try it and make a video and see if that's like taking it a step too far. If it's not fun anymore after that.
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Chapter 4: What is looksmaxxing and why is it controversial?
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