The Megyn Kelly Show
Meghan Markle's $100K Grift, George Clooney's Controlling Wife, and Minnesota Somali Daycare Fraud
03 Jan 2026
Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Well, my friends, welcome back to Spot On with Link. Lauren, it's our last episode of the year. Okay. I don't know about you. 2025 has felt a thousand years long, but it's also gone by in an instant. I feel like I'm crawling on broken glass to get to the end of this year. Okay. We have a few days left. Okay. 2025 has felt like a mix of that show Survivor, Naked and Afraid, Fear Factor, Wipeout.
Like we're all just trying to get the end of this year. I read your comments. You guys know I read all of your comments. I read on Instagram, on X, on TikTok, everywhere. People have had a hard time this year, right? People have experienced loss. They've had high highs and low lows. I think we're all just ready for a fresh start.
I hope that all of our problems from 2025 don't follow us into the new year. I'm always delusional. on New Year's Eve, I think. When the clock strikes 12, okay, all my problems are going to wash away. Blank slate, tabula rasa, clean. But no, I think we will have to still contend with some of these issues, but people need this break. They need a little bit of downtime.
I hope you had an amazing, amazing, amazing Christmas. or Hanukkah to all of our Jewish viewers, you know, Shabbat Shalom. Christmas morning for me was very chill. We got up, we slept in a little bit, we opened up some gifts. Now, you guys know I always say the best gifts come in really small packages, right? Like diamonds and watches and things like that.
I opened a small package and I thought, oh my God, it's a ring, it's a watch, it's something fancy, it's kind of heavy, it's wrapped in nice paper. Turns out it was a candle. Turns out it was a candle. I'm holding this box that's wrapped in paper with a bow. I'm like, oh, it's a ring. It is a ring. Turns out it's a candle.
I will tell you guys, though, at least the candle came with a wick, unlike Meghan Markle's candle. So that was the inside joke. I got other incredible Christmas gifts. I got a keyboard, so I'll maybe be doing some parody songs. You might be doing some singing on the show. I was actually thinking of doing a parody... now that I have the keyboard, of a hard knock life from Annie.
But it's going to be about being Meghan Markle's publicist or assistant. You know, it's a hard knock life. She's walking around the house screaming at us and wanting us to help her make her jams, jellies, and dog biscuits. So we might be doing that. I got some clothes for Christmas. I got this shirt.
Other than that, you guys, I don't really care about material things, but it is nice to get some clothes on Christmas because I don't have that gay gene where I love to go shopping. In fact, I hate shopping. If I'm in a store, okay, if I'm in a store, I'm there to get in and get out. There's a reason I order clothes online. I'll get t-shirts on Amazon.
I'll wear the same thing over and over and over to the point where my friends and family are calling and saying, you've worn that shirt a hundred times in a hundred videos in so many episodes. So I hate shopping. So it was nice to get some shirts and some sweaters for Christmas, and I will probably be wearing them for decades and decades to come. Now.
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Chapter 2: What are the allegations surrounding Minnesota's Somali daycare fraud?
The desperation, I mean, talk about desperate housewives. Desperate housewives. You're now charging people to have dinner with you? It's because your candles don't have wicks, your products suck, your jams taste like cyanide, in my opinion, and so now you gotta charge 100K to have dinner. Megan Markle, it's come full circle. Okay, Megan Markle, she's come full circle.
She's gone full escort at this point. She went from allegedly being an escort 20 years ago on a yacht to now she's charging for dinner. It's just her rate has gone up. Actually, you got to give it to the girl. 100,000. I will pay 100,000 to not have dinner with Megan Markle. I will actually pay money to never have to hang out with Meghan Markle or Prince Harry in my life.
The conversation is awkward. Meghan Markle, she's not funny. She seems very awkward to have any sort of repartee with, okay? You can't have a rapport with her because she's weird. She's awkward. She has these jokes that aren't funny. And look, I'm not saying I'm the funniest thing on earth, but I know what's funny. Meghan Markle, she's not. Prince Harry, he's probably strung out on psychedelics.
Who wants to pay to have dinner with a washed up Duke and Duchess? Nobody. Absolutely nobody. At this point, Y'all are just high class escorts. I have more respect for the Kardashians than I do Harry and Meghan at this point. Kim Kardashian, okay, would never have dinner with anyone for just $100,000. Okay, Kris Jenner would be there counting that cash.
She won't do an Instagram post for less than a million. You think she's going to come have dinner for $100,000? I'm also in my head. I'm so typing. I'm like, okay, 100K at a 30-something percent tax rate. It's this much after taxes plus transportation. Is transportation included? How long is the dinner?
I mean, I would have to have all these things stipulated in my contract if I were Harry and Meghan, but we wish the two little scammers well. We wish the Hucksters well. Good luck whoring yourselves around Southern California. I imagine that a lot of wealthy sort of princes and Middle Eastern guys will be paying 100K for Meghan Markle, but also maybe not.
Like Meghan Markle, you know, I love women of all different ages, but if a guy is going to pay 100K for a woman to have dinner with him, wouldn't he do like Bella Hadid? Or Gigi Hadid? Are you going to do sort of this washed up ex-Duchess? It's not even making sense to me. If you have 100K to pay for a woman to come have dinner with you, are you going to choose Meghan Markle?
You're going to choose Meghan Markle? No, probably not. Like Meghan Markle from Suits who was royal for 18 months? No, thank you. Okay, Burger King. Burger King is more royal than Meghan Markle. Okay, the Burger King is more royal than Meghan Markle and Harry at this point. But we got to pay some bills, okay? Because people aren't paying 100K to have dinner with me.
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