The Memoirs of Finally Abrams
Episodes
Mall Alone: A Very Merry Abrams Christmas
23 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After a citizen's arrest gone awry, Finally finds himself trapped alone and forgotten in Porkborough's Shopping Centre, Wageslafery, on Chri...
Cistern of Oppression
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Finale Abrams.In the series 1 finale, Finally has to play the role of parent after finding something strange in the cistern of Chip Slinger, a well-to...
You've Been Soft-Served
04 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Finally becomes embroiled in the criminal underworld of Porkborough, working from all angles to crawl back to his simple life of handiwork and novel w...
Hostage with the Mostage
14 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Finally decides to stage a hostage situation after a publisher refuses to sell his latest story.Also, we get a snippet of Finally's manuscript, L...
Runway Runaway
30 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
While Finally does the lighting rig for the main catwalk at West Bonkshire Fashion Week, famed lead supermodel Fluffy Orning goes AWOL. Who will stand...
Rufus #2
30 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In effort to teach his son how to be a man, Phaseolus takes Finally camping in the Bonkshire Forest despite fears of an ominous entity in the woods.Al...
A Date with the Devilled Eggs
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Finally has found love, but will his new girlfriend get in the way of his love of writing and handyman work?Also, we hear an excerpt from his story, S...
Dr. Sausage
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Finally's latest story is a hit! Only trouble is it was released under a pseudonym and no one believes he was the real author. Will he be able to...
The Dimming
19 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
During a blizzard, Finally holes up in The Underskirt, an isolated historic hotel in the countryside, with only Dappy the bellhop to keep him company....
Creamery Royale
12 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Finally helps Geraldine track down a thief, but they must infiltrate the cheesy fortress of the Wensleydale Creamery.Also, we get a snipped of Finally...
Alien Free Zone
05 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After another publishing rejection, Finally consults with a local anarchist to see if he can put his latest sci-fi story in their weekly zine to gain ...
A Wooden Rainbow
29 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Finally is presented with an amazing but tricky situation: He's hired to do the decking of a renowned publisher - maybe he can finally catch a bi...
Road Trip
23 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Angry at Carlene Shoerack's latest hit medieval romance novel, Finally Abrams decides to write a historical fiction of his own to rival. So, Fina...
Writer's Block
22 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Finally decides to dedicate his next novella to his mother, who passed away during childbirth. Unfortunately, just as he gets going with it, he's...
Pilot
21 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Porkborough, West Bonkshire. And introducing... Finally Abrams, handyman by day, [unpublished] sexual renegade gentleman writer by night!I...