The Michelle Collins Show with Michelle Collins

Apoca-Lips Now (w/ Elizabeth Day)

26 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The Michelle Collins Show is about to get a lesson in elegance and class with our guest Elizabeth Day, host of the hit podcast How To Fail, ...

Alpha Male Surgery (w/ Dylan Carlino)

19 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Michelle is back in New York where she’s battling freezing apartments, cursed bodysuits, and the ongoing search for a pair of non-lethal sweatpants—...

My 600lb Horse Life (w/ Abby Holland)

12 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Michelle joins us live from New York in the middle of a whirlwind week, starting with launch parties replete with swag that somehow healed her childho...

30 Seconds To Yum (w/ Adam Rippon)

05 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It's the most highly anticipated collab of the year... when our friend and OFFICIAL Olympics Correspondent for The Michelle Collins Show Adam Rippon c...

WE'RE BACK: And Just Like Hat (w/ Bryan Safi)

30 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hi! Michelle here. I've been cranking out daily episodes over on Patreon.com/michcoll, and realized I have not tended to you, my beloveds, in a minute...

Forbes' 44 Under 44 (w/ Taylor Strecker)

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Love this episode? Michelle does DAILY episodes that you can sample over at her Patreon! Patreon.com/michcoll. Free trial available and you can listen...

Synchronized Podding (w/ James Cooper)

06 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hi everyone! Enjoy this free episode of The Michelle Collins Show! To hear episodes every day, head over to www.patreon.com/michcoll and sign up for ...

The Shawlshank Redemption (w/ Dan Acton)

03 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Enjoy this free episode of Midnight Snack! And head to MichelleCollinsLive.com to snag tickets to The Big Natural Tour and www,patreon.com/michcoll to...

FREE SNACK: Nope-ray Lose-frey (w/ Dan Acton)

13 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is the free version of this week's Midnight Snack! To hear the entire episode, sign up for a free trial at patreon.com/michcoll Come closer so we...

FREE SNACK: The Talented Mr. Gen Z (w/ Dan Acton)

07 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Enjoy this free episode of Midnight Snack! To listen to it in its entirety, head to patreon.com/michcoll to sign up for a free trial.This episode is a...

FREE SNACK: Michaelankelo (w/ Dan Acton)

30 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is the free version of Midnight Snack! To hear the entire episode, head over to Patreon.com/michcoll and sign up for a free trial!It's an XXL edi...

FREE SNACK: A Whole Lotto Drama (w/ Dan Acton)

17 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

To hear the full episode plus daily episodes of The Michelle Collins Show, sign up for a free trial at patreon.com/michcoll. We promise you will love ...

The Hazardous Hole: A Halloween Special (w/ Mamrie Hart)

31 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Hi Midnight Snackers! We are doing daily episodes of The Michelle Collins Show (as well as Midnight Snacks!) over on www.patreon.com/michcoll. Head ov...

The One Year Anniversary Special! (w/ Abby Holland)

24 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

To celebrate a year of her mogul era, this episode of The Michelle Collins Show is free! To hear more episodes of this and Midnight Snack, head to www...

FREE SNACK: Some Questions Asked (w/ Dan Acton)

04 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

FIRSTLY: We're cracking the case as to why the connection was so-so this episode. Know that things like this drive Michelle (typing) legitimately INSA...

FREE SNACK: Lick the Bowl Clean (w/ Dan Acton)

28 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is the free episode!! To hear the full episode, go to Patreon.com/michcollMidnight Snack is an appropriate title for this week's episode as Miche...

FREE SNACK: Snack 2: The B-Sides (w/ Dan Acton)

21 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is the free episode! To listen to the whole thing, plus bonus episodes, head to www.patreon.com/michcoll and sign up for a free trial!Dan Acton i...

FREE SNACK: Eve's Dirty Children (w/ Dan Acton)

11 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Sure, it's a vacation week, but new shows are still coming your way, starting with this Midnight Snack with our guy Dan Acton who joins Michelle on a ...

Edible Derangements (w/ Dan Acton)

16 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What better way to wrap the week up then by discussing people's TYPES. In the case of Dan's crush, it's the Cryptkeeper! (To clarify: It's not Dan.) M...

Yam Yam, Thank You Fam (w/ Yam Yam Arocho & Dan Acton)

09 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's a Midnight Snack EVENT this week as we welcome arguably the most hilarious, deserving and charming player to ever win the game of Survivor... it'...

Married to the Blob (w/ Dan Acton)

02 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is the free version of Midnight Snack! To listen to the entire episode and for even more daily content, head over to Patreon.com/michcoll!Lots of...

FREE SNACK: Hanger Issues (w/ Dan Acton)

23 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is a mini free version of Midnight Snack! To listen to the entire episode and for even more daily content, head over to Patreon.com/michcoll!Ever...

FREE SNACK: To Be Or Air BnB (w/ Dan Acton)

12 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

To listen to the full episode and get new content every day, sign up for a free trial at Patreon.com/michcollHere it is. The famous recap of Michel...

Celebrity Sex Tales (w/ Dan Acton)

05 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is the free version! To listen to the entire episode and get new content every day, sign up for a free trial at Patreon.com/michcollThis week, Mi...

FREE SNACK: The Altimate Betrayal (w/ Dan Acton)

28 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

To listen to the entire episode and get new content every day, sign up for a free trial at Patreon.com/michcollA truuuuly stupid hour of your two favo...

FREE: Sauce Queens (w/ Dan Acton)

12 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Want to listen to the whole episode and get new content every day? Head over to Patreon.com/michcoll for the Free Trial!A truuuuly stupid hour of your...

FREE MOM EP: Go For The Gould (w/ Judy Collins)

07 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week's Hello Everybody tier MOM EP is free! If you enjoy this, know that we do one of these per week and many consider it their lone form of ther...

FREE: 200: Rise of an Empire (w/ Dan Acton)

30 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

To listen to the full episode, head over to Patreon.com/michcoll!It's our 200th episode of Midnight Snack!!! Grab ur nearest slice of "celebratory pie...

FREE: Queen Eye for the Lord Guy (w/ Dan Acton)

22 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

To listen to the full episode, head over to www.patreon.com/michcoll and sign up for a free trial! You can catch up on all past episodes too. Netflix,...

FREE VERSION: Florence and the Michelles (w/ Dan Acton)

15 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

To hear the full episode, head over to www.patreon.com/michcoll then sit back and enjoy!It's a late night episode for Michelle Collins and Dan Acton t...

FREE: The Sheer Shade Of It All (w/ Dan Acton)

10 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

FREE VERSION! To hear the full episode, sign up for a free trial at www.patreon.com/michcoll Draw those sheer shades and get comfortable for this week...

A Lot of Pee for a Little Dog (w/ Jason Ikeler)

08 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Sometimes an episode is so fun, you have to release it for free to the public for free to let the non-subscribers know what they're missing on a daily...

I Am Ham (w/ Dan Acton)

03 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The last episode recorded on dial-up wifi is upon us! (BEAR WITH US, this kills me more than you, I hate it!) The episode opens with a 10-minutes brea...

Are We on Planet Sh*t Eaters? (w/ Dan Acton)

17 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

No, seriously, I'm asking ARE WE? Michelle Collins (hi) and Dan Acton join forces this week to do one of their favorite things: Tearing the NY Times a...

Missed Manners (w/ Dan Acton)

09 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's another RECORDED in the MIDDLE of the NIGHT episode with Michelle and Dan, and listener, she is HYPED tha F*CK UP over New York Magazine's rage-i...

Avatar 3 (w/ Dan Acton)

02 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Avatar is not mentioned once this episode, however it's "extended run time" is longer than My Cousin Vinny so it felt RIGHT. Michelle Collins and Dan ...

Suspicious Grandma & the Busybody Aunt (w/ Dan Acton)

27 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's our LONGEST SNACK EVER (for those Patrons out there!) and after Michelle's cruise, these two have a lot to catch up on. Secret cruise swinging, ...

Sexsomniacs (w/ Dan Acton)

12 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You'll want at least 6 pounds of vintage clothing after this week's scintillating, bordering on OnlyFans level episode, as Michelle and Dan sleepwalk ...

Countdown to Midnight (w/ Dan Acton)

05 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's our first SNACK of 2023! Dan and Michelle are in a fine mood and recap their New Year's Eves for each other, replete with drinking, tuxedos, donu...

BONUS EP: Who Needs 'Em? (w/ Judy Collins aka Mom)

29 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's our last Michelle Collins Show of 2022, so in the spirit of generosity, we're releasing it to the masses! And who better to ring out the old year...

A Midnight Snack Xmas Snacktaculor (w/ Jeffery Self)

23 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's CHRISTMAS!! And there's only one person Michelle wants to spend it with... Jeffery Self! An actual living angel on Earth, comedian, actor and hos...

Check? Mate. (w/ Dan Acton)

15 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's a supersized edition of Midnight Snack, where Dan and I are here for YOU. It's almost Christmastime! And how better to celebrate then with your t...

I Could Get Used To This! (w/ Dan Acton)

01 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

To hear the full episode, sign up here: http://patreon.com/michcollThis week! Michelle and Dan tackle the wonderful world of dating. Is it appropriat...

Freebie Buffet (w/ Dan Acton)

24 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's a Midnight Snack Thanksgiving Miracle! That miracle being that we're giving you a brand new ep to listen to round the dinner table as your family...

"About to Have Fun" (w/ Dan Acton)

17 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's an XXL EP of Midnight Snack live from the confines of Michelle's parents' kitchen! You asked and so we delivered, yet another episode where Mich ...

Billion Dollar Baby (w/ Dan Acton)

11 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Has waking up at 6AM for 2 weeks in a row affected Michelle's brain function? We find out the answer to all this and more on this week's ep, as Dan an...

Ya Sheel Me? (w/ Dan Acton)

02 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

WE ARE BACK. With so much new information and accents this week you won't even know we were gone! Michelle and Dan hit the ground running with a deep ...

The Michie Lewis Telethon (w/ Dan Acton)

20 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Michelle and Dan are back with lots of updates including a possible assault in the Funny Girl audience and which famous American author hit on Michell...

Meeting of the MichColls (w/ Michelle Collins)

22 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We are LIVE from the London Podcast Festival, where Michelle and Dan lift the spirits of a country in mourning. The first podcast in King Charles' Eng...

Lil Nerve X (w/ Justin Long)

15 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week Michelle and Dan spill the English tea about Dan’s trip across the pond for the London Podcast Festival (and despite what you may have hea...

From Bunkers to Bathhouses (w/ Ashley Ray-Harris)

08 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

London! It’s almost time for your Live Midnight Snack with Michelle Collins and … Michelle Collins (and Dan Acton)! Get your tickets now for the o...

Brad Girls Club (w/ Rachel Lindsay)

01 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Brits! Don't forget to get your tickets to the London Podcast Fest Sept 9 where our Michelle Collins will be sitting down with England's Michelle Coll...

UK BABE? (w/ Whitney Cummings)

25 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

London! Come see Michelle & Dan LIVE next month at the London Podcast Festival! Say hi, shake hands, kiss a baby and get ready for Premium Podder ...

Throw Some Bread (w/ Vinny Thomas)

18 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Caught in the rain? Fire up this pod, grab your closest chimp poncho as Dan confronts Michelle about their rainy New York brunch last week (jk they st...

Chimp Fodder (w/ Bonnie Hunt)

04 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Michelle's favorite way to die turns into a big budget plotline this week as she and Dan cover tipping culture, mansplaining, some HOTEL TENSIONS and ...

Just Say Less (w/ Carlos King)

28 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is the endorphin shot to the neck you crave.  As Michelle and Dan stumble upon a huge ethical dilemma over puppets, Mich shares her ch...

Titties Akimbo w/ Rhys Nicholson

21 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's amazing what a vacation will do, and in Michelle's case, it's made her tan, happy, and unbearable? (Hi, it's Michelle, I wrote that.) Back from G...

My Dinner at Patti's (w/ Shangela) - Re-Release

14 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Here's something fabulous from the Midnight Snack archive! Michelle catches up with show-stopping drag queen and actor, the hilarious and electric SHA...

What's All This Then? (w/ Bowen Yang)

30 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Lots to catch up on this week, so fasten your seatbelts! Michelle regales Dan with a Netherlandian odyssey that begins and ends with the pursuit of th...

They Might Be Giants (w/ John Lithgow)

23 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

For the first time, Michelle and Dan record the pod actually AT Midnight and, shocker, she's tired! This jam-packed episode has something for everyone...

Gunt Control (w/ Desus & Mero)

16 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Energy levels are HIGH beginning to end, as Michelle and Dan try to help one anonymous woman face the world's worst enemy: The passive-aggressive fat-...

What a Ship Hole (w/ Joel Kim Booster)

09 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hallo from Holland! Nothing like a jet-lagged episode to ring in summer. Michelle travels to the land of friendly giants to feel human again and Dan s...

MomTok Monster (w/ LaKendra Tookes)

02 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Do you ever just dance in the rain? What about walk for 2 miles while cars routinely splash you? Michelle channels her inner Drew B while also figurin...

Brighton Beach Memoirs (w/ Jake Cornell)

26 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Does hypnotism work? This is a question that is barely addressed on this week’s episode as Michelle and Dan delve into this topic and the mystery of...

Just The Tipping Point (w/ Rose Matafeo)

19 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Get your sanitizing wipes out because Michelle is headed back to NYC to face off against The Big City™, where she's called a bitch, possibly robbed,...

Jewmanji (w/ Isaac Mizrahi)

12 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's a WEEK of CHICNESS as Michelle cracks open the cursed board game known as MIAMI and finds a massive iguana causing Melrose Place style drama by t...

White House Gown

04 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this week's very special Midnight Snack, Michelle regales us all with a blow by blow account of the White House Correspondents’ Dinner in Washing...

44 Billion Dollar Baby (w/ Vanessa Bayer)

28 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’re poolside with Michelle in Miami, and it’s almost like going on a little vacation with your ears. Join us with a lil day drinkie as...

United We Stan (w/ Dylan Palladino)

21 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

America’s Funny Girl is back! (Mich.) And the country has welcomed her back with open arms, unless you’re playing God at the United lounge, and th...

Bring Shame Back! (w/ Chris Murphy)

14 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Where there's smoke, there's fire, and maybe Dan's apartment, as this week kicks off with Michelle and Dan comparing notes on their apartments nearly ...

Actually, Send Gifts! (w/ Bridger Winegar)

07 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

For me?? I couldn't possibly.. in this week's opening "podder," Michelle and Dan discover the one thing they don't have in common (erotic cartoon fest...

Pricele$$ Memories (w/ Ben Schwartz) - Re-Release

31 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Actor, improviser and voice of Sonic the Hedgehog, Ben Schwartz joins Michelle Collins for this episode from the Midnight Snack archive! They talk big...

Downhill from Here (w/ Dan Acton)

24 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's the Midnight Snack you've been waiting for! It's an all Mich and Dan episode this week. But be warned: Michelle is on no sleep and Dan is caught ...

Calling All Theater People (w/ Phillipa Soo)

17 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Michelle is joined by the enchanting Phillipa Soo of Broadway, film & TV fame. When she's not answering Hamilton questions, Phillipa he...

Cheno Clock News (w/ Kristin Chenoweth)

10 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It’s International Women’s Day Week, a real holiday we think, and who better to celebrate it with than icon, angel, and star Kristin Chenoweth?!? ...

Just The Tips (w/ Nat Wolff)

03 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hay there Midnight Snackers! (horse pun) This week, Michelle hoofs it to TK Maxx and tries out the only horse shampoo avail to the public. Then Dan an...

Live from the Camps! (w/ Joe Mande)

24 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Live from the camps...it's Midnight Snack! On the show this week Dan uses the gift of song to transport us to a racist food court. Next Andrew Garfiel...

No Suitcases Were Harmed (w/ Martha Kelly)

17 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Say cheese! This week Michelle is back in London where they have lettuce. But first Dan gets onboard with her view of mountain towns while she's serve...

Easy Breezy Luxury Bitch (w/ Jonathan Van Ness)

10 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Michelle recounts her real life low key version of the Tinder Swindler while Dan has been celebrating the finale of And Just Like That. The...

Train Man (w/ Mary Lynn Rajskub)

03 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Michelle and Dan relive train escapades, hot conductors, and Mich’s latest Wee Willy Winky cosplay. Then Michelle welcomes actress, author & kin...

Trix, Not for Kids (w/ Trixie Mattel)

27 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

NSFK (Not Safe for Kids)! While Dan keeps an eye on the neighborhood apps mourning the closed multiplex cinema, Michelle helps some tourists during so...

The Judgementalist (w/ Jordan Carlos)

20 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Step right up and see the amazing Judgementalist! This week Dan's comforter becomes a pee pad and Michelle doesn't have the security clearance to ente...

Lose My Number, CVS (w/ Cat Cohen and Pat Regan)

13 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Michelle visits another Italian outlet where she discovers an actual STEAL, while Dan unearths a new beauty secret. Then Michelle welcomes...

Rome Alone (w/ Ed Droste)

06 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It’s our first pod of 2022! And so much is happening. Mich and Dan catch up about her covid-safe Italian adventures, West Side Story, Don't Look Up...

Veronavirus (w/ Michael Urie)

16 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's the final episode of the year! Michelle kills time at the Italian outlets just like she did her friend's topiary. Dan's apartment sitting turns i...

Scusi! Man Dead! (w/ Heléne Yorke)

09 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's our most CHIC ep yet, as Dan returns from Paris (despite some plane problems) and Michelle is live in Milan dressed like a lady of the notte and ...

The Untalented Mr. Ridley (w/ Jared Freid)

02 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Today's episode is brought to you by the letter Omicron! This week Dan finds the creepiest restaurant in all of Paris. Then Michelle unpacks House o...

SNACK FRIDAY (w/ Kulap Vilaysack & SuChin Pak)

25 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the Black Friday Midnight Snack/SiriusXM's The Michelle Collins Show crossover event of the season! Michelle tells her infamous Sawgrass Mills ...

Breton Minis (w/ Jo Firestone)

18 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Dan got tricked into doing mushrooms and Michelle made friends with a woman transporting pounds and pounds of meat on a flight. There's a lot to unpac...

Frat Tatts (w/ Dylan Palladino & Molly Sims)

11 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian Dylan Palladino fills in for Dan and right on time, as Michelle fills him in on her moving man nemesis. Baldness and Linktree are also points...

The Udder Two (w/ Adam Pally)

04 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Pig milk…can you drink it?? Michelle and Dan do a deep dive into the dark, pink underbelly of the pig milking community. (It’s one guy.) Then one ...

Hall In The Family (w/ Tamron Hall)

28 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week Michelle and Dune talk “Dan” (something like that) and mystery celeb sightings at New York’s hottest locale. Then we welcome daytime q...

Squibb Game (w/ Flula Borg)

21 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Baseball bat sized tampons, tuna, garbanzo beans, oh my! Michelle spills the deets on moving and all the exotic things she’s found in her apartment....

Live from the London Podcast Fest (w/ Paul Brunson, Naoko Mori & James Cooper)

14 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Michelle takes 'Midnight Snack' to the London Podcast Festival! Live! In front of an audience made up of real life people. She joined by Paul Brunson ...

Lord Of The Fly

11 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Fancy MOMA parties and dead bodies in Michelle’s building?! This episode is so juicy, Mich and Dan couldn’t wait until Thursday to gab. Enjoy this...

Why’s That Fridge So Loud? (w/ Ira Madison and Louis Virtel)

07 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Michelle opens the show by telling Dan about getting psychoanalyzed at a dinner from hell, and then it's our old friends from "Keep It!" Ira Madison a...

Don’t Fry for Me Argentina (w/ Paul Scheer)

30 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Michelle and Dan discuss the highs and lows of the Tony Awards, PVSD (post-vacation stress disorder), and Netflix's SQUID GAME. Then, the always char...

Six Feet From Rats (w/ Verona Rose)

23 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Michelle and co-host Dan Acton chat about her time in London coming to a close, the problem with France and Zara return policies. Then, comedian Veron...

Lunchables In London (w/Krystyna Hutchinson & Corinne Fisher)

16 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Michelle is back, people! She chats with co-host Dan Acton about her summer in London, her milestone birthday and a harrowing swan incident.  Later o...

Midnight Snack with Michelle Collins Is back!

09 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Midnight Snackers! Michelle is back to riff on people, chain restaurants, and the news with a slew of her famous friends. You can catch new episod...